I am really a language teacher

Before Sun Ping knew it, his treatment at home was suddenly raised a lot.Sun Ping drove home, and when he opened the door, he saw Guo Yi was holding his own slippers, and Sun Tao was holding a cup of hot tea. The two stared at Sun Ping with panda eyes, and suddenly said, "Brother, you've worked hard! Welcome home!"

As he spoke, he helped Sun Ping change his shoes, and then Sun Ping stuffed a cup of his favorite Tieguanyin into his hand, and the temperature was just right.Just when Sun Ping was surprised, the dining table was already full of dishes, and they were all his favorites.Sun Ping was suddenly surprised, "It seems that today is not my birthday?"

"Isn't it because you can't eat better on your birthday?" Father Sun retorted sternly.

"You are so reasonable, I don't know how to refute it." Sun Ping replied with a smile.Now that the food had been served, Sun Ping went to the bathroom to wash his hands and then sat down.Everyone at the dinner table was as happy as the New Year, and all the topics revolved around some festive things.Although Sun Ping felt very happy, he always felt a little strange.

"Isn't Chinese New Year coming soon? Haven't our family traveled together yet? Why don't we go out together during the Spring Festival?" Father Sun, hinted by Aunt Guo's eyes, immediately threw out a suggestion to unite the family and actively enjoy life.

"Travel during the Spring Festival? Bali or Australia are full of people, why should we go there?" Sun Ping immediately vetoed the proposal.From Sun Ping's point of view, the winter vacation is almost approaching, and he didn't take advantage of this time to sleep at home and be an otaku, but he went out with a crowd of people. Isn't this a crime? "I want to go to you, I'd rather be at home."

"That can't be done. This is a family travel plan, and everyone is not allowed to miss it!" Father Sun objected, "Besides, who said we went to a place like Bali? Now Bali is almost as crowded as Yanjing Third Ring Road , let’s not join in the fun. I thought about it, why don’t we go to Honolulu Island as a family? The volcanic island combined with the tropical beach, there are so many styles, maybe we can find a foreign wife?”

"The volcanic and seismic belt around the Pacific Ocean is too active recently. Isn't it too dangerous for us to go to Honolulu Island?" Sun Ping took out his iPad from his pocket, and then searched for a piece of news to Father Sun, "Look, there are many places on Honolulu Island recently. The volcano has entered an active period, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has issued a yellow warning for travel to Honolulu Island."

Father Sun and Aunt Guo looked at each other, and Aunt Guo answered immediately: "Since Honolulu Island is not safe, why don't we go to Europe as a family? You can just rent a caravan, and Europe is not big anyway. It will take two weeks , Let’s go on a self-driving tour in Europe. Europe has a strong cultural and historical atmosphere, which is very suitable for people like you and Guo Yi who write articles.”

"Europe is not so peaceful." Sun Ping shrugged, "France and Germany absorbed a large number of refugees, causing frequent domestic rape and robbery cases. The rest of Portugal, Italy, Greece and The 'golden pigs' (pigs) formed by Spain are full of internal conflicts, and our travels in the past were purely to sow hatred." Sun Ping continued to deny the travel plan.In fact, Sun Ping was just too lazy to go out, but Sun Ping's negative attitude made other family members feel that the magazine's worries were well-founded.What a wonderful thing traveling is, especially for young people like Sun Ping, he should be more actively involved and propose travel plans.Seeing Sun Ping's repulsion, Father Sun and Aunt Guo showed deep worry in their eyes. After all, they still had high hopes for Sun Ping.

"Then do you have any good suggestions? Anyway, this Spring Festival, our family has decided to travel together, including you!" Father Sun ordered directly with the majesty of the head of the family, "Since you have rejected so many proposals, then Make a proposal!"

"Do you really want to go on a Spring Festival trip together?" Sun Ping began to think about this question after seeing his family members nodding their heads very positively.Although Sun Ping doesn't have much interest in traveling, it is still necessary for the whole family to go out for fun once a year.Children Sun Tao and himself have winter vacations, Aunt Guo is a full-time housewife, Guo Yi is currently a freelancer, and Father Sun is also his own boss, so the family can go out and have fun for two weeks. "Well, if you really want to go out to play, my suggestion is to go to the Maldives for five days. We can rent an island suite in the Maldives, live a quiet life without being disturbed, and purify the soul. Then go north Hokkaido, enjoy the excitement of skiing. Then you can spend four or five days in Kanto and Kansai in Dongying. Finally, go to Jeju Island and end with crazy shopping. How about it?"

"It sounds good." Aunt Guo was the first to express her opinion. "I also think we should find an uninhabited island to live a secluded life. There are also plans for skiing in Hokkaido and traveling around Japan. As for In the end, I went to Jeju Island to buy, buy, buy, and the ending was so deep in my heart."

"Then what can I do?" Sun Tao asked, "I can't swim or ski."

"Edo Disneyland and Universal Studios Osaka can give you two days of fun, don't you think it's good?" Sun Ping called up the pictures of these two theme parks on his iPad, and then pointed them to Sun Tao.Sure enough, Sun Tao nodded with satisfaction, and began to look forward to the trip to these two theme parks.

After the family had a happy meal, Sun Ping went back to his room and started preparing for the next novel.And Guo Yi had no choice but to appear in Sun Ping's room under the hint of Aunt Guo's eyes.Sun Ping's bedroom comes with a not-so-small lounge, where Sun Ping usually reads or meditates, or creates here.Although the study is also where Sun Ping creates, when he needs a quiet moment, this is where he escapes from the hustle and bustle.Seeing Guo Yi follow him into his room, Sun Ping thought he was looking for him for something, so while taking off his coat, he asked, "Is there something for me? Could it be that he was bored at home?" , Are you going to find a job?"

"I don't want to go out to find a job right now. With my income from coding, it is enough to support me for several lifetimes." Guo Yi replied nonchalantly.Sun Ping did not refute Guo Yi's words, perhaps Guo Yi was born with the talent of a female novelist.After Sun Ping opened the two magical doors of Gongdou and mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for him, Guo Yi's novels quickly became recommended by various women's websites and women's fiction magazines.Especially now that Guo Yi almost writes at home, writing four to six hours a day, and working up to three or four days a week.Such a leisurely job has a higher income, especially after several of his novels have been adapted into popular film and television dramas, his novels have become popular in many film and television production companies.The popularity of film and television dramas has also driven the sales of Guo Yi's novels and novel collections, so now Guo Yi is really not short of money.

Seeing that Sun Ping didn't pay much attention to him, Guo Yi took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.Guo Yi had no choice but to stand outside the bathroom door, and continued: "Well, actually, my mother and uncle asked me to care about you. Didn't you submit a novel to the magazine? The magazine thinks that the suicide in this novel The tendency is too serious, so call home to remind us. So you see so many people in the family are nervous to death, suddenly it is very good for you. In my opinion, if you kill the panda, you are now a national treasure .Although I don't really believe that you will commit suicide, but I also think that you have a lot of things to say. Even if you are willing to share your secrets with me and my mother, but uncle is your own father. What do you have? Can't you talk to him?"

While Guo Yi was thinking, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and Sun Ping stared at Guo Yi for a long time.And Guo Yi was stunned at first, and then shouted: "You can't put on your pants and come out again! The president is a needle eye, okay! Close the door and take a shower!"

Sun Ping smiled, closed the bathroom door, and smiled through the door: "Do you want to have such a big reaction? I have it on me, but you don't have it? When you were in boarding school, did you use it in the public bathroom?" Still wearing underwear in the shower?"

"At that time, I was young, so I didn't care about it!" Guo Yi retorted, "Okay, it's not about how to take a bath with you, it's about the deepest problems in your heart. Besides, I didn't find anything very important about you. Dear friend, it is not good for you."

"Then do you want to share my secret?" Sun Ping opened the bathroom door again, but this time he had already put on his bathrobe. "Who told you that I don't have any good friends? Don't you? Isn't that kid Zhou Haoxin? Besides, how many celebrity friends do I have?"

"Come on!" Guo Yi couldn't help sneering, "How many of your good friends remember your birthday? How many of them have seen you make yourself ugly or sad? How many friends know what kind of person you like? How many times have you broken up, how many times have you been in love, are you a virgin? No one? Let alone Zhou Haoxin, we have lived in the same room for more than two years, I don’t even know!”

Sun Ping did not speak, what is a good friend?Best friends are definitely not the kind of people who just eat and drink together.A real good friend knows what your most secret pain is. They will not only drink with you, but also know your most broken look after drinking.They know all your love history, always give you bad ideas when you are in love, and even worse ideas when you break up.In this plane, Sun Ping has no friends of his own.His friends are friends of "Sun Ping", not his own.Even Guo Yi, who is supposed to be very close together in life, is not my friend, so who else will be my friend.Sun Ping took a long breath, "I really don't like making friends very much. But don't worry, I'm not weak enough to commit suicide because of a novel. Well, you should go to your business."

Speaking of Sun Ping pushed Guo Yi out of his room, Guo Yi wanted to say something outside the door, but finally left with a sigh.Hearing a sigh outside the door, Sun Ping didn't know why, but suddenly felt that a knife had been stabbed in his heart, and God was still slowly sprinkling salt on the knife...