The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

In a side-bedroom suite on the second floor of the manor, Bai Yuqi stood bare-legged in front of the corner behind the green plant, holding the pair of slacks with a big slit against the wall, his forehead resting. The ground bumped upwards, and a few fried hairs near the hairpin on the back of his head fluttered in the wind.

He would be better off slamming his head into these pants.

Aside from him, a straight man wants to marry a man without mentioning it, pretending that he doesn't know that the person to marry is Yu Xiaoyan.

Just for the fact that he pulled his crotch and split his fork in front of Yu Xiaoyan, Bai Yuqi wished he could disappear on the surface of the earth with these pants.

After Yu Xiaoyan expressed his emotion, he left empathetically. The butler helped him up and reconfirmed that his legs were not stretched, and then he was relieved.

After sending him to this side sleeper, he also expressed a friendly compliment to his new wife: "You are so flexible."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Don't want this kind of praise, okay?

Bai Yuqi smirked back at him, closed the door, took off his trousers and ran into a wall.

Bai Yuqi threw down his trousers, and without rubbing his blushing forehead, he stepped on the carpet with bare feet and walked towards the corner cloakroom.

The housekeeper said that the clothes in the cloakroom are all ordered according to his personal size, and there are all kinds of styles. Let him choose the trousers he is satisfied with as much as possible.

Bai Yuqi couldn't find his own bedding, and he couldn't be bare-legged, so he just pulled up a pair of trousers as a fig leaf.

Putting on his clothes and standing in front of the full-length mirror, Bai Yuqi looked at his lower body, his heart felt cold, as he saw graves everywhere.

Drink other people's tea and wear other people's pants.

Cannibalism takes advantage of both soft hands and short hands. He, a black fan, has lost all his courage when he sees the righteous master throwing eggs!

Bai Yuqi took out his mobile phone and clicked on WeChat. The one on the top was his good online friend Lele, who was both Yu Xiaoyan's black fan.

A bunch of messages from Lele were all asking where he was going.

Bai Yuqi casually found a reason to send it, and he didn't know what he was doing during this time.

When he thought of such a nonsense thing as rebirth, he lost the interest in talking nonsense with Lele, and when he saw that Lele didn't reply, he quit WeChat.

It's okay to slowly understand things like rebirth, but the most urgent thing now is to marry Yu Xiaoyan, he must figure out what's going on.

Although he didn't plan to marry a wife, he didn't think about marrying himself to a man either.

He is also homophobic!

Thinking of this, Bai Yuqi didn't care about the guilt of being short-handed, opened the door and walked out.

It happened that the butler was waiting in the living room, so Bai Yuqi walked over and asked directly, "Stupid fish... Where is Yu Xiaoyan?"

The housekeeper was not annoyed when he heard Bai Yuqi call his name so politely, and took him to a tight room: "Mr. is waiting for you inside."

Bai Yuqi unceremoniously pushed open the heavy iron door, and he was stunned when he walked in.

This is a studio with a height of four or five meters and a patterned dome. A simple yellow chandelier with a black frame is hung under the patterned dome.

On both sides of the iron gate are several giant stained glass sculptures far apart.

Bai Yuqi held his breath and only dared to walk in the middle, for fear that these fragile items would burp if he sneezed.

Going further back, there are fewer and fewer artworks, and the body is not as big as the one who just entered the door.

Some small glass products are placed on wooden shelves. Under the soft colored light, those originally colorless and transparent glass products also become colorful.

Bai Yuqi didn't look at anyone all the way, almost getting lost in the world of this pile of artworks.

When I walked to the end, I saw the production room separated by glass. A man was sitting on a stool in a protective suit and punk-style glasses with his back facing him.

If you ignore the high-temperature furnace next to him and a circle of long and short tool models, his fingers holding the tools look like they are embroidering.

What a sissy hobby.

After Bai Yuqi spurned him, he was still a little curious, his attention was completely attracted by the burnt red and soft thing on his tool, and he forgot the original purpose of coming to Yu Xiaoyan.

He looked closer and closer, poking his neck to see what he did with the soft thing. If it wasn't hot, it might feel like squeezing plasticine.

To be honest, he kind of wants to play even if he's a bitch.

Bai Yuqi stared at the back and walked forward, ignoring that there was still a layer of transparent cover between the two of them, and knocked on the transparent cover with a "bang".

When Yu Xiaoyan heard the movement, he paused holding the scissors, quickly cut off the excess part of the fish head, and put down the goldfish in his hand until the temperature had not come down to shape it.

Turning his head to look at the wrinkled Bai Yuqi who was muttering and rubbing the tip of his nose, his black eyes under the glasses were silently bent.

When Yu Xiaoyan pulled down his glasses and came out, Bai Yuqi's nose was still blushing.

"If you don't mind, let's talk inside?" Yu Xiaoyan said, looking away from the tip of his nose.

Bai Yuqi originally thought that he would jump up and point to his nose and say, whoever wants to talk to you, return my bedroll, and he will pretend that he is not married.

But no matter how flamboyant he is on the Internet as a keyboard man, he complained about him in black photos, seeing this strong and powerful body that is several centimeters taller than himself, his burning little flame was extinguished by this aura None.

Yu Xiaoyan walked in, and Bai Yuqi followed him in while spurning his love, and sat on the same small bench he had found for himself.

Yu Xiaoyan saw that he continued to work on the procedure just now after sitting down, and had no intention of talking first.

Bai Yuqi stared at the little goldfish in his hand, and sat like a melon in a plant zombie: "Stupid fish..., no, Yu...Mr. Yu."

I was careless, and suddenly called Yu Xiao Yan Hei out.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Bai Yuqi was relieved after humming lightly, probably this stupid Yutou didn't know his black name yet.

Reassured, Bai Yuqi continued, "Mr. Yu, I didn't know that I was going to marry you, so let's..."

Yu Xiaoyan stopped what he was doing, a little unable to understand the meaning of his words.

But he didn't say anything, turned his head to look at him, and asked following his words: "Now you know?"

Bai Yuqi nodded.

Nonsense, how can I sit here and negotiate with you if I don't know.

Yu Xiaoyan turned his head and continued with his work with an expression of not knowing what to do.

Bai Yuqi wanted to grab the little goldfish in his hand and throw it back into the small stove. Does this stupid fish head know what respect is?

Can we be more serious about negotiations?

Stupid fish head is really annoying!

Bai Yuqi even wanted to take out his mobile phone and write a thousand-character essay on Zu'an, and then passionately insult this big stupid fish head.

"Is it uncomfortable?" Yu Xiaoyan spoke just as Bai Yuqi was insulting passionately in his heart.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

How does he know whether he is comfortable or not?

"If you have any requirements, just ask. You are also the master of the home here." Yu Xiaoyan continued after cutting off the excess of the fish's tail.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

shit.

Bai Yuqi, who had been an orphan for more than 20 years, was hit by a soft arrow shot by Yu Xiao, biu... hit the heart.

"Wedding..." Yu Xiaoyan felt a little sad when he mentioned this, took off his glasses and looked at Bai Yuqi, who was galloping away with a face full of muddleheadedness, "Can I postpone it for a while because of my personal reasons?"

Bai Yuqi: "???"

Why has Nima already talked about this?

The plot moves a little too fast.

Seeing that Bai Yuqi was a little unhappy, Yu Xiaoyan tried to comfort his little wife: "We have already obtained the certificate, everyone close to us knows, don't worry."

He won't let anyone bully him.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Worry more, okay?

Bai Yu Qisheng leaned against the wall unrequitedly, recalled what he just said, jumped up, his big eyes almost fell off, get the certificate?

Already got the certificate?

Yu Xiaoyan looked at Bai Yuqi who was standing up, and saw that he raised his arms up and down and put them down again, matching his vigorous exhalation and inhalation.

Thinking that he wanted to move his body after sitting for a long time, his expression of doubt was replaced by satisfaction and relief.

It's good to think about moving your body well at a young age, after all, the body is the capital of revolution.

Bai Yuqi, who was about to cry with anger, wanted to hit someone, but visually he couldn't hit this stupid fish head, so angry that he swung his fist up and was pushed down by reason, repeated countless times.

Fortunately, he didn't know how Yu Xiaoyan's eyes of relief came from, he just thought that the idiot Big Yutou had a cramp in his head.

Otherwise, he might use his head to push the stupid fish's head against the wall like a cow on the spot, and he couldn't even pull it off.

Bo Yuqi was so angry that he swung his arms around in circles, his closed mouth was full of cursive essays greeting those bastards who issued marriage certificates for the two of them.

He didn't go there himself, so why should he disregard the wishes of the client? Have you asked him?

Did you agree?

Ah!

divorce!

He must get a divorce!

"Where's the marriage certificate?" Bai Yuqi stretched out his hand to Yu Xiaoyan viciously, wishing he could swallow him in one gulp, chewing and digesting him, and donating it to the toilet!

Yu Xiaoyan looked at Bai Yuqi who was so anxious, thinking that he was testing whether he valued him, but fortunately, he had already thought of a way to show that he valued his little wife.

Bai Yuqi watched as Yu Xiaoyan took off his glasses, took off the thin protective clothing outside, and took out a large black wallet from the lining of his coat.

?

He wants a marriage certificate, not money.

Before Bai Yuqi could express his doubts, Yu Xiaoyan solemnly took out the bright red marriage certificate from his wallet.

Seeing Bai Yuqi's unspeakable expression as if he was swallowing shit, Yu Xiaosheng was afraid that he would think he was lying to him, so he quickly opened the marriage certificate, revealing the names of the two and the photo with a red background.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Who the hell, keep your marriage certificate in your wallet all the time!

Bai Yuqi took the marriage certificate, glanced at his chest and twitched.

If it's a fake marriage certificate, it's over now, he's really a wife.

Yu Xiaoyan didn't wear protective clothing, but put on glasses to continue the finishing work of the little goldfish. Before Bai Yuqi came, he had already finished a little goldfish.

Now he carefully rotates two small goldfishes with one head up and the other down into a three-dimensional spherical shape, connecting them with a thin bracket in the middle, and making a hole in the hollow goldfish sphere so that they can be hung up by threading.

Bai Yuqi was holding his marriage certificate and stood aside, apparently too angry to know what to say, his whole body was in a state of depression after being struck by lightning, and he stared blankly at Yu Xiaoyan as a little goldfish.

Then watch him hold two small goldfish in front of him.

Bai Yuqi looked at the tiny expectation under his calm eyes: "???"

Seeing that he didn't answer, Yu Xiaoyan seriously added: "Meeting ceremony."

Seeing Bai Yuqi standing aside, at a loss, Yu Xiaoyan lowered his eyelids and asked softly, "Don't you like it?"

Bai Yuqi was silent.

Yu Xiaoyan sighed, it was because it was not as special as the meeting gift he gave.

It seems that the Pisces made according to his Pisces on February 22 does not please Bai Yuqi.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Depend on.

He had just accumulated the courage to propose a divorce, but was blown into outer space by this pair of delicate little goldfishes!

The author has something to say: Part [-] of Bai's Divorce Diary:

Bai Yuqi is full of confidence: I want a divorce!I want a divorce!I can do it!I can definitely get a divorce!

……

Bai Yuqi returned in defeat: No, I can't. QQ