The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Bo Yuqi was sitting on the side-lying sofa with his chicken nest head on his head, looking at the glittering little goldfish on the coffee table with an irritable expression.

He must have been bitten by a dog just now, otherwise how could he have picked it up from the trash can? !

Bai Yuqi didn't know what to do with the little goldfish. The workmanship was too exquisite and wasted. If it was returned, it would probably end up in the trash again.

What's more, this was the first time someone gave me a gift!

the first time!

Bai Yuqi whispered in his heart.

He is definitely not because the stupid fish head just in front of the trash can looks too pitiful!

Absolutely no mercy!

The box containing the jade pendant was big enough, and Bai Yuqi put the little goldfish along with the jade pendant in it without hesitation, and returned it when the time was right.

When passing by the bed, he saw the slit trousers, and Bai Yuqi picked them up and continued to hit the wall on the spot.

Why did he walk in front of the trash can, how could he lose control of his hands, and how could he be picked up!

Bai Yu Qisheng, who had been hitting the wall for half an hour, took out his mobile phone without love, and gave Lele a review that he was no longer a qualified black fan.

- Lele: You are indeed not anymore.

-Lele: Hurry up and make an emoticon package, everyone is counting on your pictures to use!Crazy jpg.

Yu Xiaoyan's beautiful face in the prosperous age of walking, making funny faces and pretending to be ugly, has a group of small fans shouting cute and cute, and if you can make black photos of him making ugly, you have to hold a magnifying glass and take one frame at a time Just pick it out.

At the beginning, Bai Yuqi was too angry because the male god didn't act, so he spent a whole month of beating dog blood all night, and only picked out a few black photos of the century, which became the treasure of "Heiyan".

Bai Yuqi scratched his head, recalling the black photos he had taken before, and recalling the little goldfish he just picked up, his wrinkled face turned into a ball of crumpled toilet paper.

-Qiqi: Let's talk.

-Qiqi: I'm not in the mood to do it now.

-Lele:? ? ?

- Lele: Brother?What’s wrong with you?What happened?

Things have come to this point, he does not know where to start.

He casually found an excuse that he had to eat fast and recite the Buddha's name recently, he was dedicated to goodness, and it was not suitable to do anything.

Lele kept caring if he was really mentally ill from behind his buttocks, and Bai Yuqi silently closed WeChat and clicked on Weibo.

What stupid fish head do you think, isn't it good to see a male god?

The male god is Qu Yuchen who debuted as an actor in the same year as Yu Xiaoyan three years ago, and later turned into a wonderful behind-the-scenes director.

The first time Bai Yuqi saw him was at a public welfare reflection curtain performance, and he was impressed by his superb acting skills, which was also his original intention to embark on the road of acting.

Obviously he can rely on his face for a living, but he still wants to compete with Yu Xiaoyan for his acting skills.

As a result, he was the best newcomer when he debuted, and became the youngest actor in history in the second year. He ended up dismal and became a behind-the-scenes director, but this did not hinder his position in Bai Yuqi's heart.

Obviously, he has a lot of money, but he wants to start from scratch and fight for the country by himself.

Weak, pitiful and stubborn.

Just don't go home and inherit the property to become the overlord.

People chasing their dreams are just that cool.

The stupid Yutou who squeezed Qu Yuchen away naturally became the thorn in the side of Bai Yuqi's "Chen (Chen) star" fans, who would he hate if he didn't blame the stupid Yutou?

It was he who pushed his male god away.

He is Chen Xing's number one enemy, the culprit. In the past, he would have been criticized by writing big-character posters and throwing vegetable leaves!

Qu Yuchen has a variety of Weibo, and he only comes out to shout about commercial activities when he is filming, and the rest of his business content is all about his personal inspiration records and complaining about clothes.

Bai Yuqi likes to watch him make unscrupulous complaints the most. There is no need for such a brainless fan like Bai Yuqi to come on stage when there are sunspots down there. Qu Yuchen can make people autistic without saying a word. Zena is very cool.

When Qu Yuchen was an actor, he didn't restrain his temper very much, and he didn't restrain his bad temper when he became a director.

It's true to be strict, and it's also true that people will cry if they don't perform well.

It is true that Bai Yuqi wanted to be scolded by Qu Yuchen in his dreams.

But after all, Qu Yuchen still has a lot of things in private, and basically maintains the frequency of posting a Weibo a month.

In contrast, the frequency of Yu Xiaoyan’s blog posts can be calculated in years. Oftentimes when he acts in a play or wins an award, there will be a lot of news outside. Only then do fish fans know what Dad Yu is doing, and then go to Yu Xiaoyan without farting. There was a lot of wailing under Weibo.

Bai Yuqi hummed a little song and clicked on his special attention on Weibo, which contained Qu Yuchen's original Weibo: [I bought it. [狗头]], attached a picture posted by the marketing account.

The picture summarizes the big-budget IP movie that will start filming in the second half of the year. It actually has the name "Moon of the Wasteland" and it is actually a series of steampunk novels. The name is followed by director Qu Yuchen and the words produced by Xiwei's team.

"Crack." Bai Yuqi dropped his phone.

The male god wants to shoot "Wasteland Moon"! ! !

Bai Yuqi was so happy that he jumped up, picked up the phone and crackled, and offered a thousand-character rainbow fart, and then chatted with Qu Yuchen in the comment area.

This is also Qu Yuchen's habit, every time he goes to Weibo, he chats with Chen Xing for five yuan first.

Qu Yuchen said that the important roles are already being discussed, they are welcome to audition for some extras, dog head jpg.

A bunch of fans below howled that she was going!She's going to play the corpse serving the plate!

As a hard-core fan, Bai Yuqi naturally didn't just howl at the bottom and finish the job, but opened WeChat and found the co-leader Guo Ge who was usually in contact with him, and was about to kneel down and say that he was going to act in a male god drama!

Just be a corpse!

Before he begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, Brother Guo was the first to receive the news.

-Brother Guo: Did you read Weibo?

-Brother Guo: Your male god guides you, come on?

-Qiqi: Kneel down jpg, thank you dad.

-Brother Guo: See you at the old place at Longmenkou at four o'clock in the afternoon, don't be late, there will be no such shop after passing this village.

-Qiqi: Don't worry, Dad, I'll be there at two o'clock!

Bai Yuqi put down his phone, and threw himself on the bed with a cry.Kicking his legs and hugging the quilt, he rolled around several times, and buried his head in the pillow for rubbing.

He has been a secondary role for seven or eight years, and finally he has the opportunity to be a secondary role for the male god!

Bai Yuqi excitedly howled several times against the pillow.

When the housekeeper came over to look for Bai Yuqi, he was pulling the quilt on the bed and twisting into a caterpillar, with the iconic smile of a wretched man on his face.

In a good mood, Bai Yuqi happily put on his shoes and walked out with the butler, agreeing to everything he asked, his mind was full of excitement of being a role model for the male god, and he didn't bother to ask what was going on in the car alone with the butler Where to.

After getting in the car for an hour, Bai Yuqi finally regained his composure. He looked at the time, it's already two o'clock, okay?

Bai Yuqi was in a hurry.

"Stop! Stop!"

"Where are you taking me?" Bai Yuqi anxiously poked his head forward, patting the driver's seat and asked.

Looking around the next four weeks, is this a high-speed rhythm?

"Madam, my husband said that I can't tell you for the time being." Keep it secret.The driver swallowed Yu Xiaoyan's last added original sentence.

Depend on.

Can't say a fart.

"Stop! I'm not going! Stop quickly!" If he sat like this, how could he go to the old place?

The driver was also confused, why did the good-looking wife get out of the car?

Being disturbed by Bai Yuqi, the driver could only slow down and drive forward, rubbing his red ears from his wife while asking the butler for instructions.

The butler didn't expect Bai Yuqi's reaction to be so big. Before he got in the car, he asked Bai Yuqi if there was anything urgent. He didn't object, and the butler accepted it as acquiescence. But Yu Xiaoyan couldn't get through the phone right now.

Thinking of Yu Xiaoyan's expressionless face showing a little shyness in front of him, and the ever-increasing advice to send him over safely if he has nothing to do, and the requirement of confidentiality.The housekeeper was ruthless and asked the driver to appease the good wife, and let's talk about sending the person to the destination.

If the wife makes trouble again, let the husband coax her.

The driver got the command arrow, stepped on the gas pedal and knocked Bai Yuqi, who was squatting between the seats, onto the back seat.

Bai Yuqi watched the passing time bit by bit, and felt that the mouth god was getting farther and farther away from him as time went on.

"Stop! If you don't stop, I'll open the door!"

Trembling, Bo Yuqi locked the car door and threatened: "I...I'll tell you, if something happens to me, you...you can't afford it!"

"Let stupid fish head... bah! Let Yu Xiaoyan copy you!"

"Stop the car!" Bai Yuqi was on the verge of crying after shouting.

Ball driver dad stop quickly!

The driver's father was about to cry too, why did his wife make things difficult for him?

"Madam, can you not embarrass me?" If possible, the driver would kneel down to him.

Fearing that Bai Yuqi would really pull the door, the driver locked the door directly.

Bai Yuqi stretched out his left palm towards him, stretched out two fingers of his right hand and knelt down: "Can you turn around? I want to go back!"

"It's really not possible, can you send me to Longmen Gate? Is that okay?"

The driver tremblingly pushed the accelerator and drove forward, staring at the ancestor behind him from time to time with his small eyes. Although the door was locked, he was afraid that the ancestor would jump out of the window.

It was already 03:30, Bai Yuqi closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to pull the car door, he had already prepared a draft of his suicide note to the male god.

……

Nothing happened.

Bai Yuqi: "???"

Depend on.

Do you really want to force / him to jump out of the window?

"Madam, we're here." The driver Sheng Wukelian pulled on the handbrake, took out a small handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his forehead.

Bo Yuqi floated out like a ghost, full of vengeance that he wanted to kill the stupid fish head.

After floating out, I found that the beach is [-] meters away, and there is a resort behind. The style of the building complex is a bit like Yujia Manor.

The distance between Nima and the dragon's gate, he might have to walk for three days and three nights.

Bai Yuqi was not in the mood to find out where the stupid fish head was, nor was he in the mood to know what he was going to do, so he took a deep breath and floated to the side of the car before he had time to leave.

"Bring it here." Bai Yuqi stretched out his hand to the driver with a dark face, like a Heiwuchang threatening his life.

The driver shivered and lowered the window: "What... do you want?"

"Give me the car keys." After finishing speaking, Bai Yuqi opened the door and grabbed the driver down.

"What are you going to do? I'll help you, sir is still waiting for you inside." The driver watched Bai Yuqi sit on his own buttocks, and slammed the door shut.

After the fire was fired, Bai Yuqi slammed down on the accelerator, and stepped on it again as if venting, then released the clutch, shifted the gear and walked forward.

With another kick on the accelerator, Bai Yuqi spun the steering wheel twice to the end, turned around and prepared to turn around at the entrance of the resort.

He has arrived at his destination, does this mean he can go back?

Suddenly, a figure stepped out of the door.

The figure gradually became clear in Bai Yuqi's eyes. When Bai Yuqi saw Yu Xiaoyan standing there, he felt a sense of anger. Instead of slowing down, he stepped on the accelerator and changed gears.

The driver chased after the car and shouted: "Ma'am! Stop!"

There is a gentleman in front!

If you don't slow down, you will hit someone!

Bai Yuqi gritted his teeth and stared at Yu Xiaoyan, his hands holding the steering wheel had veins. Isn't he afraid of Yu Xiaoyan?

Don't you feel scared when you see a car speeding up?

Bai Yuqi didn't know what he wanted to do, what he wanted to prove.

Yu Xiaoyan stood there with heavy eyes, and did not hide when he saw the front of the car getting closer.

The WeChat in Bai Yuqi's pocket was beeping and beeping all the time, and he didn't stop even with the vibrating and ringing of the phone on the video call.

The phone stopped, and the driving instrument showed that it was half past four.

Time flies so fast.

The driver's legs went limp and paralyzed on the beach. He watched the car crash into his husband. He took out a small handkerchief and bit his finger to write a bloody suicide note. It was really over.

Bai Yuqi squinted at Yu Xiaoyan.

Don't hide?

Not afraid?

Yu Xiaoyan looked at him without moving, his unfathomable eyes were full of things he couldn't understand.

"hiss--"

"squeak--"

The tires rubbed against the ground and dragged out a long tire line. The front of the car brushed past Yu Xiaoyan an inch before it hit Yu Xiaoyan, and stopped in front of the fountain behind him.

It took a long time before Bai Yuqi let go of the steering wheel and pulled on the handbrake.

Picking up the phone, it was densely packed with missed calls and messages from Brother Guo.

-Brother Guo: Where are you?

-Brother Guo: The time is so early, come quickly!

-Brother Guo: Wori, where are you?

-Brother Guo: Is there a traffic jam?Call back!

-Brother Guo: There are so many people, all your male god fans are here!

-Brother Guo: Brother, are you still here?Is there a place for you?

-Brother Guo: Damn it, the casting director is angry.

-Guo Ge: Qi, it’s over.

-Brother Guo:? ? ?

-Brother Guo: Is something wrong?

-Brother Guo: After the end, give me a call and drink with you.

Bai Yuqi's eyes were blurred, he couldn't read the words on the phone clearly, so he stretched his stiff palm.

He wiped his face, typed four words blindly and sent them over: forget it.

The author has something to say: Divorce Diary Part Two:

Bai Yuqi: Divorce?

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Labor and capital sharked him!