The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

"Bang bang bang."

Bai Yuqi knocked on the door very loudly, in order to cover up his little heart that couldn't stay in his chest for some reason.

Yu Xiaoyan removed half of the bed board, stopped when he heard the sound, and waited for two seconds, when another round of knocking on the door came.

He had no choice but to put down the wooden board in his hand, and whispered who knocked on the door so late at night, which would delay his important work, what if Qiqi fell asleep later?

"Here we come." Yu Xiaoyan opened the door, and was a little dazed when he saw the familiar pair of little yellow duck slippers.

He saw Qiqi's big black pants and single-breasted long-sleeved silk pajamas all the way from the little yellow duck along his calf, and looked at his elder son in the elbow for two seconds, and finally returned to Bai Yuqi's dark circles , Resisting the urge to rub his head into a chicken coop.

"Qiqi, what's the matter, this is...?" Before Yu Xiaoyan finished speaking, the eldest son was stuffed in his arms.

"I... I... I can't sleep in my bed." Bai Yuqi stumbled, his eyes wandering and he just didn't look at him.

Yu Xiaoyan: "What's wrong?"

"Just... um..." Bai Yuqi was thinking about what excuses to use. Facing Yu Xiaoyan's serious expression, he bit the bullet and said nonsense: "I just took a shower and saw a huge cockroach in front of my eyes. Fly past... I..."

"I was scared, I ran out, and then..."

"Just what?" Yu Xiaoyan asked curiously.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

"I just saw a cat come in through the window, hey - chased a mouse and disappeared from my eyes, and they still..."

Yu Xiaoyan: "?"

Bai Yuqi continued to make nonsense: "They are still running around on my bed, and the quilt and pillow have been stepped on."

Yu Xiaoyan really believed it, and with a shocked expression of "my mother", he asked, "The quilt was also stepped on?"

Bai Yuqi nodded hastily, his upper body seemed to be the real thing, and he believed it himself: "That's right, I even brought the pillow covers to the floor, and they were still torn on the quilt, looking at them like dancing dicks. Same."

"That mouse is so-big and its tail is so-long." Bai Yuqi said while gesticulating, "And there were cockroaches as big as fists flying over. I was so scared that my legs were so..."

As Bai Yuqi spoke, Yu Xiaoyan hugged him with his pillow.

The hand behind him slowly caressed his back. Even though Yu Xiaoyan had never seen a flying cockroach with a big fist, or a guerrilla battle between a cat and a mouse, it did not prevent him from feeling the fear of his little wife.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Bai Yuqi buried his head in his arms, and when he heard his comforting words, he nodded lightly, pretending to be a little scared, he burrowed into his arms again.

Sighing secretly, he finally got away with it.

Yu Xiaoyan hugged him for a long time before he realized what was happening, and after glancing behind him, he remembered the most terrible thing.

"Then..." Yu Xiaoyan tried to speak, wanting to politely ask the little wife out for 5 minutes, and let him fix the bed first! ! !

Bai Yuqi was afraid that he would drive him out, so wouldn't his acting skills be in vain?

Seeing this person speak, he snapped and said: "My pillow, quilt and bed are all soiled, and I haven't found any extra bedding yet!"

Bai Yuqi didn't believe that he had said everything to this point, the stupid Yutou wouldn't understand what he meant by wanting to share the bed together!

"Then your pillow is..." Yu Xiaoyan didn't believe it, but was a little curious.

"Ah?" Bai Yuqi followed Yu Xiaoyan's line of sight before realizing that when he came out, he snatched a pillow.

Reluctant to let go of the wolf and keep the child in check, Bai Yuqi kept on doing nothing, grabbing the pillow and throwing it on the sofa at the back of the corridor.

"I... I was too scared just now, I brought it out subconsciously, it was peed by that mouse, it can't be used anymore!"

Bai Yuqi pretended to be pitiful and lowered his head, clasping his fingers on the big underpants, scolding himself for being stupid, how could he be so provoked by Lele Jifa?

"Then you... come with me..." Yu Xiaoyan was stupefied by his little wife's operation, he hadn't found an excuse yet, why did he jump into his arms automatically?

Sure enough, she loves him so much that she can run to him regardless of the face that would be broken by a poke.

Bai Yuqi stopped him, fearing that this person would refuse, he nodded hastily: "Okay, I'll live with you!"

"Bada." Yu Xiaoyan moved faster than his brain, and had already locked the door.

After Yu Xiaoyan locked the door, he turned around and saw Bai Yuqi standing in front of him with a dull expression.

The corners of Bai Yuqi's eyes twitched for a while as he watched the chaotic scene in the house like a typhoon passing through.

He might as well go back to sleep in the bed that "was peed on by cats and mice".

Yu Xiaoyan was a little caught off guard, and felt cramped and embarrassed for the first time in so many years.

"Are you...?"

Bai Yuqi couldn't find any words to describe the scene in front of him.

Even the scene of catching/raping on the bed won't overturn the bed, right?

The not-so-rich room looked even worse. The complete pieces of furniture were pushed to the corners, the two chairs were piled with quilts and pillows, and the mattresses were pushed to the corners.

The most terrible thing is the bed board. It should have been divided into several pieces, so that one corner can be easily opened to store things, and there is a small drawer underneath.

The exaggerated bed board is placed on the table on the left, and thrown on the ground on the right, exposing the sundries stored under the bed board.

Yu Xiaoyan walked up to him and scratched his head, looked at the doubtful eyes from his little wife, and said guiltyly for the first time: "The thing is like this, Qiqi."

"A pair of mice and cats jumped out of the window and came to me..."

"I want to help with..."

Yu Xiaoyan spoke slowly, seeing his young wife was silent, and added to cover up, "According to your description, they should be the same couple."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

If it wasn't for my fucking nonsense, labor and management would believe it!

"Then what should we do now?" Bai Yuqi seriously wondered if the two of them were going to sleep on the floor?

What is it all about.

Bai Yuqi was amused by his stupid criticism.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

"Shall we go to sleep in the small room next to it?" Yu Xiaoyan suddenly thought that there was another undisturbed room next door.

Bai Yuqi nodded: "OK."

After such a toss, he really just wanted to go back and sleep well.

When the two walked to the door, Yu Xiaoyan twisted the lock. After twisting twice, only the sound of twisting was heard, but the sound of the lock returning to its place could not be heard.

The two looked at each other: "..."

Bai Yuqi ran over in his heart, and asked Yu Xiaoyan to let go, so he would try.

The result is still the same.

"Is this lock broken?" Bai Yuqi asked brokenly.

Yu Xiaoyan tried twice more, nodded, "It should be."

"Qiqi, wait for me for a few minutes, I can fix the bed, the cat and the mouse didn't touch the bed, they can sleep! Wait for me!" Seeing that Bai Yuqi was really sleepy, Yu Xiaoyan glanced at the display on the wall The clock at one o'clock, go back and work on the bed board.

He disassembled the bed board, so it is not difficult to put it back together.

Bai Yuqi nodded. From now on, he will sleep obediently at night, even if he can't sleep, he will never come out to mess around.

……

10 minute later.

Bai Yuqi watched Yu Xiaoyan put together the bed planks swiftly, picked up the mattress and covered it with one hand, spread out the rolled bedding, and put the tables, chairs and benches back in place.

Bai Yuqi was not allowed to touch it the whole time. After returning to his seat, he picked up the broom in the corner and swept the floor to ensure that it was exactly the same as before, and it was even a little bit clean.

The tables, chairs and benches are neatly aligned, as if there is a thread in the air to control it, which is the gospel for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Qiqi, all right, let's rest."

"Your eyelids are almost glued together." Yu Xiaoyan said as he stretched out his hand and lightly touched the end of his little wife's eyes.

Bai Yuqi nodded, took off his shoes and climbed up.

Now let alone the stupid fish head's bed, even if there is a mouse squatting next to it, he will climb up to sleep!

Yu Xiaoyan wiped the sweat off his forehead, turned off the light for him, tiptoed to the bathroom and took a shower before gently climbing onto the bed.

Bai Yuqi closed his eyes and turned over. Sensing someone beside him, he moved to the left. Yu Xiaoyan stretched out his arms and patted his back: "Good boy, go to sleep."

Bai Yuqi didn't even open his mouth, he hummed a few words he didn't understand, and fell asleep completely.

The two tossed and tossed for half the night, and they overslept as expected the next day.

What's worse is that after one night, the lock is still broken.

It doesn't matter if Yu Xiaoyan is in one lock, but once the number of people becomes two, the story will not know what will be developed into.

Yu Xiaoyan said that he would call Yueyue and Wang Xing first and ask them to find someone who could unlock the lock.

Before he made a call, Yueyue's call came impatiently: "Mr. Yu! Are you sleeping with brother Qi?"

Yu Xiaoyan said vaguely: "Well, I'm sorry I slept in, I slept a little late last night."

Yueyue was blown up when she heard that, didn't the two of them have a good night together last night?

Especially Mr. Yu's low, sleepy voice sounds like he was squeezed all night!

"Ahem, brother Qi, how are you? We have to record a show today..." Yueyue asked in a low voice.

Yu Xiaoyan looked back at the little wife who was sitting up sleepily, walking to the bathroom as if sleepwalking, and said uncertainly: "It should be...it's okay."

Yueyue: "!!!"

How many yards did the two of them drive?

"Mr. Yu, I just forgot to say that in order to meet the demands of the fans, the program team will conduct a surprise inspection this morning, to see the private lives of the guests, and to find out your true colors." Yueyue realized later.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

"When are they coming?"

Yue Yue counted the time: "If there are no accidents, it seems that it should be here."

Just as Yue Yue finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, and the director's voice sounded: "Hello, Mr. Yu, are you up? We are from the program team!"

Needless to say, Yu Xiaoyan, Yue Yue heard it too.

Without a trace of stumbling on the phone, Daozi generally mentioned a series of terrible requirements that made them both disheveled, it is best to clean up the scene, wipe out traces, and wear high-necked clothes, and then hung up the phone quickly.

Yu Xiaoyan squeezed the phone and sighed helplessly, where did this little girl go.

The voice outside the house continued relentlessly: "Teacher Yu! Isn't he here? Did you go out for a run?"

"Then go to brother Qi first."

Yu Xiaoyan: "!!!"

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