The black fan of death has become popular [Rebirth]

Yu Xiaoyan stabilized his mind, yawned, stood a little further away and asked in a daze of just waking up: "Who is it?"

The people from the program team didn't go far, but when they heard the movement, they turned back and knocked on the door lightly: "Morning, Mr. Yu, we are from the program team!"

Yu Xiaoyan rubbed his forehead and asked helplessly, "What's the matter?"

"It's like this, Little Cheese is very curious about the unknown side of the guests, so we want to see, is it convenient for Teacher Yu to open the door?" The director of the program group asked politely, for fear that Teacher Yu would blow up.

There was silence inside the door for a long time, and the program crew was a little flustered. After all, the biggest highlight of this episode was Yu Xiaoyan. What if he was the first one to not cooperate? Only then did Yu Xiaoyan's displeased voice sound: "It's a bit... …not very convenient……"

"Ah? Teacher Yu can't fulfill our wish?" The young lady's voice was weak, aggrieved and pitiful. If Yu Xiaoyan couldn't see it, she would have burst into tears on the spot.

"It's not that I can't satisfy you, it's that... the door is not very happy." Yu Xiaoyan touched his nose as he spoke, a little embarrassed, and broke down the door the first night.

director:"???"

"What did you do to the door?!"

"It's like this, have you ever heard of a cat catching a mouse..." Yu Xiaoyan had no choice but to tell the story of the cat catching a mouse last night again, only omitting the existence of the one who was still sleeping on the bed.

People from the program group: "..."

Although the story was illogical and full of loopholes, the program team still chose to believe in Yu Xiaoyan and invited a master lockpicker.

There was a jingling sound outside the door, and Bai Yuqi was woken up. Xianyu turned over and lay on the bed, rubbing his head under the pillow, kicking the quilt away with his right foot like a kick.

In the north, it is time to wear a coat this season. It is still late summer here, and it is a bit hot under the quilt.

I closed my eyes for a while and opened them. The first thing I did when I reached out was to grab my phone. It was already five past eight.

After the phone interface was unlocked, it was still stuck on last night's WeChat, and the little red dot showed 99+, all of which were contributed by Lele.

Bai Yuqi opened it and saw a carp sitting upright, and after a rough look, since he was silent, one came every few minutes to see if he would reply.

Seeing that he was silent, one came at one o'clock in the middle of the night, three at two o'clock, and several at four and five in the morning, and the last one was a summary sent at 06:30.

-Lele: Whoops, are you still sleeping in your wife's warm and fragrant nephrite?

Your father and I also went to bed after posting this.

Now believe your father and me?

Stop quibbling, it's not a bad thing to like your wife.

With a caring and loving person like your wife, you can have fun secretly.

Listen to your father and me, live well with others, don't think about divorce every day, let others know that they should be sad.

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Damn it, who likes a man's wife!

I like a hammer!

Bo Yuqi didn't know which word burned him, and his face started to feel hot early in the morning.

He patted himself on the face. Could it be that he caught a cold by grabbing the quilt with Stupid Yutou last night?

Bai Yuqi jumped out of bed, rubbed his eyes and prepared to wash. The sound of nailing the frame outside the door was still there. He yawned and walked towards Yu Xiaoyan: "Xiaoyan? Wang Xing came to unlock it... um... "

Before he finished speaking, Yu Xiaoyan turned around in horror and covered Bai Yuqi's mouth.

It's a pity that it was too late, the master lockpicker outside the house was bending over to change tools, and the program crew could hear it clearly.

The people in the program group glanced at each other and saw gossip and flaming little eyes overflowing from each other's eyes: "!!!"

Teacher Yu!

The golden house hides the charm!

Bai Yuqi didn't know anything about it, and he was very resistant to stupid Yu's behavior of covering his mouth with his head, and his big eyes glared at him.

Yu Xiaoyan was afraid of falling on his little wife, so he wrapped his other hand around his waist, and the two of them were close to each other.

Yu Xiaoyan, who was half a head taller than his little wife, lowered his head, rubbed the tip of his nose lightly on the back of his hand, and counted the distinct eyelashes of Bai Yuqi's widened lower eye.

Bai Yuqi was forced to look up, and once again saw the man's honey-colored skin without pores. The two breaths were entwined, stirring the calm lake in each other's chests, and the heart on the bottom of the sea also followed the rhythm.

The tips of the ears that cannot be noticed by the eyes are all extremely pink, gradually changing all the way to the earlobe.

Lele's categorical conclusion suddenly came to Bai Yuqi's consciousness: he fell in love with this... "wife" who slept on the same bed with him.

No.

There was a trace of panic in Bai Yuqi's eyes, he hurriedly broke his paw with both hands, and bit it with his mouth open: "It's not so rich..."

Yu Xiaoyan took a sip from the pain, this little wife's mouth was really powerful, and this time she firmly engraved a mark on him.

"Take a bite from the back of your hand, a symmetrical mark." Yu Xiaoyan looked down at the tooth marks on his palm, smiled and stretched out his hand to his little wife's mouth to tease him.

"Get out." Bai Yuqi gasped, his face burned several times when he heard the words, he was so angry that he kicked him, this person is sick.

Still very sick.

Bai Yuqi patted his chest when Yu Xiaoyan wasn't paying attention, scolding his disobedient heart inwardly, you are also sick, why are you beating so fast? !

With a bang, the door was pushed open from the outside, and the push passed the door and knocked against the wall.

Hearing the sound, Bai Yuqi and Yu Xiaoyan both turned their heads, and looked at the equally stunned program crew with astonished faces.

Bai Yuqi's feet were too late to retract, the instep touched Yu Xiaoyan's thigh, the little yellow duck slippers on his feet took a step ahead, fell to the edge of his trousers with a "slap", the little yellow duck on the back of the shoes fell backwards, "quack "Sounded.

Yu Xiaoyan: "..."

Bai Yuqi: "..."

Program group: "!!!"

"Brother Qi? Why... are you in Teacher Yu's room?" Still dressed like this? !The little girl in the program group was exuding the light of gossip.

Bai Yuqi's body was still the same as yesterday, and because of his heroic sleeping posture, he seemed to let himself go. He might have had a fight with someone on the bed last night.

Bai Yuqi was taken aback by the question, but before Yu Xiaoyan could come up with a perfect reason, the man subconsciously opened his mouth and said, "Because... I can't sleep."

As soon as these words came out, Bai Yuqi also came to his senses, looked at Yu Xiaoyan, and stumbled to make a patch: "This... There is a reason why I can't sleep...Sometimes this person is in a new environment, it's easy There was an accident, the situation, or something..."

"Like...this..."

Yu Xiaoyan turned his head to the side, and silently said four words to him in a place where the camera could not see: cat and mouse.

Bai Yuqi squinted his eyes several times and tried to read: "Teacher Mao Gai?"

Yu Xiaoyan was taken aback: "??"

Then slowly, word by word, silently recited.

"Demon history?"

Yu Xiaoyan: "!!!"

"Margarissa... No." After Bai Yuqi finished speaking, he also denied it.

Yu Xiaoyan was completely helpless: "..."

"The cat and the mouse!" Bai Yu Qi Fu was deeply moved, and finally guessed right, he turned his head to look at the program group cheerfully, "Yesterday there was a mouse..."

The program team was forced to listen to Bai Yuqi's version of "The Adventures of Cat and Mouse Last Night" for the second time, and looked at Bai Yuqi with a blank face: "..."

We just watched you two perform quietly.

After explaining, Bai Yuqi didn't care about his image in front of the camera, picked up the little yellow duck and slipped to his bedroom, and threw the mess on the floor to Yu Xiaoyan, who let him deal with the surprise inspection by the program crew.

The program team went to inspect the rooms of the guests in several groups in the morning. Wei Qingwan lived alone, and there were not many things in the room, except for a table of cosmetics and a few clothes.She also took the opportunity to answer private questions from several program groups, and shared some of her must-haves.

Cai Hewen brought a tea set himself, and every morning he would do a set of Tai Chi and a cup of hot tea in the courtyard.

Monty had a lot of stuff, but he kept it clean. Except that he opened the door in flowery underpants and floor flip flops, there were no major problems in the whole inspection.

Before the program group left, Monty sat at the door and hugged the cameraman's teacher's thigh and refused to let him go. He howled and asked if he could delete the part of opening the door. There it is.

After listening to Monty, he cried even louder. The photographer teacher was so mean, he walked backwards when he walked, and kept zooming in on the camera to show Monty a crying close-up.

Lu Mian and Tao Shengying kept their rooms clean, and they both brought some presents, which they will give away later. The two of them had the same headband and slippers, both of which were brought by Tao Shengying. .

Bo Lin lived alone, and the program team knocked on the door. He was woken up and sat up, grabbed a slipper and threw it at the door.

He was spoiled in Bai's house, and he got up very angry, the young master's temper came up with a bad tone: "Get lost."

The younger brother of the director of the program group had a stiff face. He glanced at the cameraman and asked him to record it truthfully, and patiently explained it several times. After waiting for half an hour, Bo Lin opened the door with a dark face.

He sat on the sofa uncoordinatedly throughout the whole process, and the director answered lazily when he asked questions, and also complained about the bad living here, and the bed creaked when he turned over.

The little brother perfunctorily asked the photographer teacher to go around, asked two random questions and left.

This young master usually takes care of food, clothing, housing and transportation by his assistant. Yesterday, because he didn't live with Yu Xiaoyan, he lost his temper and made his assistant cry. The assistant quit crying and ran away.

His bedroom was not tidied up, and it was like a pig's nest overnight, and there was almost no place to step down.

Yu Xiaoyan and Yu Xiaoyan were the ones who checked Bai Yuqi's bedroom. When they came, Bai Yuqi was still combing his hair, so they asked them to pat casually first.

His bedroom is a bit messy, because the two "cats and mice", many of his own things have not been taken out, and they are still in the box.

The director wanted to take a picture of his suitcase, and Bai Yuqi opened it generously. Mr. Housekeeper packed it all up, and put the suit in a bag for him, matching it from the inside to the outside.

The program team has sharp eyes, and feels that the way of packing their luggage is a bit similar to Yu Xiaoyan's luggage, and they are all dressed in such a suit.

Bai Yuqi was stopped by the question again, squatting by the luggage and looking at the director's sister, his brain was running nonsense: "I... I was filming with Teacher Yu before, and we lived together because of limited conditions. I think... …His method is better, so I will learn how to arrange things like this.”

Program group: "Oh, that's it~"

Believe in your evil.

The director's sister smiled and continued to ask: "Brother Qi, you have been with Teacher Yu for so long, what kind of person do you think Teacher Yu is?"

Bai Yuqi opened his mouth to praise, but when he thought about the night before the show, this man still spanked his ass, and he hadn't reported his revenge yet. If he didn't report it at this time, when would he wait?

Once he could complain about Yu Xiaoyan, Bai Yuqi's anti-fan feeling returned.

He sat down on the spot, crossed his legs by the side of the luggage and began to wring his fingers, cleared his throat, and counted all kinds of evil deeds of the stupid fish head: "You are talking about Teacher Yu, then I will explain it to you. "

The gossiping eyes of the director's sister are comparable to a three-kilowatt light bulb: "Say what you say."

"Teacher Yu, the first thing you need to do is to see if he is quite reliable. He looks like a reliable big brother. You don't know that he is just a child in private." Bai Yuqi As he spoke, he pointed to his own slippers, took them off and held them in his hands, and stared at the camera, "Did you see them? Teacher Yu bought them for me, and I have to wear them, saying I like them."

Mentioning this slipper, Bai Yuqi wanted to complain even more: "What is it called? This is the little yellow duck, the one that quacks, but I obviously like the Koda duck! He insisted that they are the same."

Program group: "..."

You're both pretty naive, aren't you? !

Is it interesting to laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?

Bai Yuqi blinked, and continued: "Also! Do you think he is a very reasonable person, but he is not!"

"No matter what you say about the things he is looking for, it will not work, just like a stubborn donkey, you can't even pull it."

"I like to eat sweets, but I still don't buy them myself. Every time I buy them, he asks me eagerly if they are delicious and whether they are sweet or not. He also likes to rub my head. Every time I just get my hair done, he will Kneading, kneading, like kneading dough, it's all messed up."

"The most important thing is...he...he..." Many images that he hadn't noticed before suddenly flashed in Bai Yuqi's mind.

He knelt down to put on shoes for himself, and when the coercion broke, he ran to pick him up. He blamed himself for hurting himself for a day because of that black fan, and deliberately modified it for fear that the little chainsaw would cut him...

He also loves hugging himself very much, when he hugged him, Bai Yuqi felt that his heart was disobedient, jumping around, jumping around, disturbing him.

When I met him for the first time, I even praised myself for giving him a special gift. I gave him back the pair of Pisces pendants, and I kept the Q-version doll I made as my son.

Bai Yuqi's heart felt sour, he lowered his head and blinked frantically, not allowing the sourness in his eyes to drip out.

Avoiding the director's and photographer's gaze, the corners of his mouth trembled slightly and a shy smile appeared: "He...is so annoying that I owe a debt that I will never repay all my life before I know it."

The author has something to say: Bo Mou’s Divorce Diary No.60 four articles:

It's really annoying! ! !

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