I, the evil god, the cooking king

[Gold coin 1000, Chef Uniform Dream Pastry Chef (White), Soul Point 50, Experience Card *minimum, Soul Crystal 5, Gold Coin 5000, Legendary Kitchenware Sealing Sword (Orange), Gold Coin 5000, Accessory Lightning Big Yellow Duck Swimming Circle (blue), special customer hospitality coupon *10 (purple). 】

[Recipe·Double Flavored Grass Jelly (Blue), Recipe·Charcoal Grilled Shoggoth Legs (White), Recipe·Yuggoth Fungus Cake (Purple), Recipe·Spicy Boiled Fish (White), Recipe·Shoggoth Octopus eye balls (white)]

[Acquire enhanced scroll (minion version)*99, star-up material (minion version)*99, experience card (small)*5]

"Clap!"

Lin He slapped his right paw viciously with his left paw, and kept cursing: "You prodigal son, prodigal son, you can't put a penny in your pocket, so why did you press it down? It's not that you just want to go shopping. Going to the mall, you will never spend a share of the money!"

Big Eye, who witnessed the whole process, murmured softly from the side: "The store manager, you are just talking to the male erectus ape, and you say that I will just hang around and not go in, there is a reason."

"Hmm!" His pupils trembled, and he looked at Dayan suddenly, "Dayan, when did you learn to complain?"

But he saw that Big Eye was holding his newly bought ipad with his wings, suspended in mid-air in a strange posture, and was watching a video played in a pink app.

He couldn't help crying sadly: "Big Eye, you are no longer what you used to be!"

"Yes, the store manager, me! Big eyes have evolved now!" Big eyes seemed to have changed a little after a few days of surfing the Internet, and it proudly announced, "Now please call me, 30-year-old Dong Zhiqiu Angel's Sorrow·Feng Li Xue Shang·D·Buried Love Big Eye!"

"Pfft!" Lin He spat out a mouthful of water, and couldn't hold back his strange squawk, "Gahahahaha!"

"Dayan, your name has gathered many elements!"

A pair of round glasses with only one large glass lens appeared on Dayan's body. It supported the golden glasses frame with its left wing, and its red pupils shrunk, revealing a 'sharp' look.

It said in a serious and 'professional' way: "Shop manager, I think that since our store is opened in the world of the erect ape, it is necessary for us to have an in-depth understanding of their culture. I got this new name for myself, and it is also for better Lurk into their world! Manager, I also gave you a new name."

It flips the ipad over, revealing the strange handwritten text on it, which translates to Kamisama of the New World, Little, Lord of the Void Stars, God of Dark Cuisine, Sa.

"..." He dared to bet that even if he was in the second grade of primary school, he would never dare to choose such a pretentious name, "Big Eye, I will accept your wish. But such a name, You can still use it yourself."

There was a kind of stare in the big eyes, the store manager was so old-fashioned and ignorant.

Immediately, it showed firm eyes, and said in its heart, it seems that only by relying on me, who is loyal and smart, can persuade the store manager.

It felt that it had shouldered a heavy mission, and solemnly persuaded it: "Manager, I don't think you can open a store with the old idea of ​​the past. You want to become the strongest chef, and you want to make our store a universe. No. [-] well-known gourmet restaurant, relying on the previous set of wine and not afraid of deep alleys is not feasible! Now, Homo erectus, oh no, they should be called human beings now! Human civilization has evolved to the Internet age. If we still follow the If we use the previous idea, then we may be an unknown street shop on the day the earth is destroyed!"

"In this era, if you want to be popular, you have to rely on Internet hype and marketing!" It said loudly.

Then, it swiped a few times on the ipad, then flipped the ipad screen, and gave him popular science about several online celebrity restaurants that are booming with hype. Both in terms of sales and popularity, they are far ahead of those restaurants that have not done promotion.

Seeing the information it had collected so hard, as well as a plan for the "Cooking King Promotion Plan", Lin He's round eyes couldn't help showing awe.

Unexpectedly, Big Eye was so dedicated and thoughtful of him!

He really deserves to be his good employee!

...but this is not what he wants at all, he just wants to collect points to complete the task, and then pass the game, transforming from an octopus monster back into a human! !

Big eyes pushed the glasses, and said seriously: "I plan, the first step is to contact the UP owners who came to our store for dinner first, and let them do a unified publicity and promotion, and first stir up the popularity of our store."

Before Lin He had time to be shocked, it even knew what kind of creature the UP master was.

The other party has already begun to relentlessly, and continued to sway its enthusiasm and ideas, "With the popularity, the business of our store will definitely become more and more prosperous, and the craftsmanship of the store manager will definitely make people linger. Once the word of mouth is established, we can start. Proceed to the next step, set the hype!"

"That's right, manager, your extremely handsome face, piercing big eyes, sexy pink skin, flexible and beautiful tentacles... will definitely make the erect ape, oh no, human beings will be amazed by it, what in this world There will be such beautiful and amazing creatures."

The rainbow farts of Big Eye made him feel chilly, and he said in his heart, if human beings find out that I am a fucking pink octopus monster who can only speak human language, they will grab me and dissect me in the laboratory, and you, Big Eye, will also escape No poisonous hands!

"Wait!" He hurriedly stopped his big eyes that were caught in the beautiful future, "Big eyes, calm down first, and listen to my thoughts first."

Dayan corrected his posture and said, "Yes, the store manager. If you have any questions, you can ask me at any time. As long as the funds are in place, the project can be started at any time."

"..." It's not a good thing for employees to be too active.

As a store manager, he is very tired.

He took a deep breath, tried to calm down the exhaustion in his heart, and said: "Dayan, I know you are thinking about our store, but you have to see the actual situation in the store first. First of all, the few up masters who came that day, at station c They are quite famous, according to their worth, at least tens of thousands to 10,000+ for a promotion, just look at how much money we have in the store."

He pointed out the amount of gold coins to Big Eye, forty-five thousand.

"Although most of our ingredients are imported, the cost is almost zero, but there are still a small number of seasonings and vegetables that need to be purchased, not to mention the monthly water and electricity, our living expenses, the upgrade and repair of the farm, These are big spenders."

"Look at our current scale. There are only five tables in total. You are doing more publicity. In the end, everyone knows that our place is delicious. They come here, and finally the demand exceeds the supply. We are exhausted. It’s not just about earning a fixed amount of money.”

Dayan fell into deep thought, and after a long while, he said: "The store manager, you are right, you are really considerate, your wise and wise awakened me who was overwhelmed with complacency!"

It had some shame on its face, and said dejectedly: "...I didn't think about this."

Lin He breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself that Big Eyed finally gave up, just give up!

He comforted him earnestly: "Dayan, don't be discouraged. With your kindness, I'm afraid we won't be able to do well in our small shop. Don't worry and take your time."

There was a burst of brilliance in Dayan's eyes, and he said loudly: "The store manager, please let me go back and make another plan!"

"Wait!" He was startled, and said to himself to make another copy, in case it suits the current one, it's fine!

If he really wanted to make it known to everyone, if he accidentally made a mistake in his mimicry and was accidentally seen by people with his octopus head draped under human skin, he would die and there would be no scum left.

At this moment, he recalled the fate of all the non-humans, demi-humans, and ghouls he had seen... and suddenly a chill ran down his spine!

He quickly stretched out a tentacle, patted Big Eye's small body, and said seriously: "Big Eye, I'm not saying that your current plan is useless! Your plan is very good and very effective. Creativity! It’s just not suitable for our current situation. After I complete this main task and the store expands, it can be officially implemented. So, don’t worry, fame, word of mouth, traffic, we will all have it in the future. "

At this moment, the big eyes were moved to tears.

"Manager~"

Relying on his eloquent tongue, he finally persuaded his ambition to serve the store manager's big eyes.

Lin He finally felt relieved, and sorted out the 2% off monthly gift package that he had just bought on impulse.

Although it was impulsive, the shipment rate this time was not bad, and after ten consecutive draws, an orange item was produced.

The five recipes sent also produced a purple-level recipe. Although he does not have the main material Yuggos fungus needed for this recipe, but relying on the huge number of erect apes, he will have what he should have sooner or later.

A new set of chef clothes came out. How could he not change into the new clothes? He subconsciously clicked on the icon to use it.

.....

"Shop Manager, a customer is coming!"

"!" Dayan suddenly slammed on the brakes.

what did it see! ?

That standing in the back kitchen, holding a mirror, wearing a pink and white maid skirt, and wearing a pink and white lace headband, is it the store manager? !

At this moment, it sucked in a breath of cold air, and the only thing left in its mind was a noun it had recently learned from the novel 30 Years of Hedong and 30 Years of Hexi!

Horror!

What a terrifying and beautiful store manager this is!

The color of this powder on top of powder is so damn beautiful!

In an instant, it seemed to hear a violent heartbeat. Could this be... the feeling of a heartbeat? !

The shape of a love heart instantly appeared in the eyes of the big eyes, and when he opened his mouth, he made a rainbow fart with true feelings, "Manager, you look so good in this outfit! This is the most suitable chef uniform for you!"

"..." Lin He fell into a strange silence.

After a while, he asked with difficulty, "Big Eye, are you serious?"

The big eyes are frantically swinging the body, the emotion in the eyes does not seem to be fake, even the frequency of flapping the wings is faster than before.

He looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly murmured: "Just like women's clothing is as deep as the sea, from now on, morality is a passerby."

Why...why can a monster octopus dress up a maid so beautifully!

At this moment, he seemed to hear a broken voice in his heart.

He thought, maybe it is a precious thing called "aesthetics"...

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