I, the evil god, the cooking king

"...The humidity is 85 today, and the weather is turning from moderate rain to light rain. I hope the city wishes you a good day!"

"Philip Technologies announces the launch of a new generation of virtual singer [Angel of Hope] Angela, claiming that her singing voice will bring new hope to the citizens of the city! The official release date is September 9, so stay tuned."

"The date of the concert with Laleno is so close, it must be a ring!"

"Philip Technology has always been at odds with Yaqing Technology, which time it didn't happen like this."

"By the way, have you gotten any new ones recently?"

"Type Four is hard to get, you have to wait."

"Alas...it's not exciting to draw three types recently."

"...I heard that nearly twenty desperate people were executed last week alone. Those desperate elements have become more and more rampant recently!"

"It's just that we ordinary citizens are suffering, and we are worried all day long. These days are getting more and more sad."

"Oh, I don't know if our generation can survive the end of this century..."

The pattering rain muffled all sounds.

City of Hope in the rain, neon signs flashing, pedestrians walking in a hurry... everything seems like yesterday.

The raindrops slid down Jasmine's face, but didn't wet the fur on her face. It turned out to be an invisible transparent raincoat, helping her to block the rain that filled the sky.

That store has not opened for three days, I wonder if it will open today?

With such thoughts in mind, she walked around the corner of the street.

Instead, he saw an old cylindrical robot cleaning up the holographic projector placed aside, and a group of fourteen or fifteen-year-old street gangsters surrounded the little robot with malicious intentions.

She recognized the other party, it was the wandering virtual singer who was selling and singing on the street corner for a while.

She didn't remember the other party's name, but she only knew that it had been here to set up a stall and sing for a while.

Virtual divas are the idols of this era, and their replacement is much faster than the previous era.It's like eating CFK. During a meal, there may be new virtual idols.

In this world on the verge of despair, everyone in Hope City is so urgent, so fond of the new and tired of the old, so greedy for pleasure.

Therefore, every virtual idol that is cheap, but as long as it is a hit, can grab a huge amount of money, their lifespan is pitifully short.

Was born in a hurry, became famous in a hurry, passed away in a hurry before enjoying the treatment of an idol, and was finally abandoned in a waste machine factory in a hurry.

The reason why it was not remade is that in 1980, a virtual idol evolved into an intelligent life, and it was proposed in the AI ​​rights law at that time that virtual idols should also legally enjoy the rights.However, remaking will cause indelible damage to intelligent life. The AI ​​Association will strongly condemn the company that implements this behavior, and will be blacklisted, and will no longer provide network security services in the future.

After that, all technology companies, after every virtual idol has passed away, no matter whether they have advanced to intelligent life or not, will give each other the lowest level of protection according to the process, a basic mechanical body, and a minimum of three months. wage subsidy.

As for how those outdated virtual idols will survive in the future, that is not something the company should consider. After all, the company's purpose is only to make money.

"Oh!"

The punks kicked the flying ball projector and let out a laugh of having fun.

"Stop, you... what are you doing!" The little robot anxiously slid the rollers under its feet, chasing after the holographic projector.

The holographic projector is the most expensive thing on it, and it is also the prop it relies on for survival. Without the holographic projector, it cannot make money, and if it has no money, it cannot afford energy blocks. Without energy blocks, all energy is consumed , then for the little robot, that is death!

The speed of the old model is not fast, and it can't even catch up with those clever punks.

"Crack!" A few hooligans kicked the holographic projector back and forth, using the holographic projector as a ball, watching the little robot chasing back and forth among them, making mischievous laughter.

"Hahaha, look at how stupid it is!"

"I hate these electronic dogs the most, they have no entity, they are monsters!"

"Electronic dog! Electronic dog! Electronic dog!" Several gangsters laughed maliciously.

"Stop it!" The little robot made an urgent voice, but even if it tried its best, it couldn't catch up with the gangsters.

Pedestrians all avoided this group of noisy teenagers in disgust, and chose to ignore the bullying that was right in front of them.

After all, in District 13, things like this happen every day, everyone has long been accustomed to it, and no one will meddle in their own business.

Because indifference and despair are the truest portrayals of the hearts of all Hope City citizens.

Jasmine watched everything that happened not far away, and was silent for a few seconds, then she looked away and strode forward.

"Look at my Pegasus comet feet!"

"Oh!"

A little gangster kicked the spherical holographic projector viciously.

"Crack!" The spherical projector slammed into a pink round head not far away, which was hanging an old-fashioned billboard.

Maybe it was the pink round head, which was big, round and extremely elastic, so the projector hit it accurately and bounced a bit before it slid to the ground.

"?" The round head turned around, showing a puzzled expression.

He stretched out a tentacle and rolled up the ball, thinking what a dark thing it was.

"Hey, octopus, this is ours, give it back to me!" A kobold who rushed over first, who looked like a young husky, yelled aggressively at the pink round head.

Then, several pig heads, human heads, and bird heads rushed over and surrounded him.They didn't look very old, they were all about fourteen or fifteen years old.

Behind them was this little robot who had been yelling anxiously.

The little robot caught up anxiously and said, "Hi, that's my holographic projector, can you return it to me?"

Hearing this, several teenage punks around immediately shouted, looking like the world is big, and labor and capital are the craziest.

Husky's attitude was extremely arrogant. He kicked the little robot over, walked up to him and said, "Octopus Head, I advise you to mind your own business and give me the ball!"

"Our boss is the son of the second-in-command in despair! You still haven't given us the ball!"

He looked down at the group of teenagers and said, "Didn't your mother teach you what to say when you bump into someone?"

"Hahaha, who do you think you are, you want to educate me for my mother!" Husky sneered, and then impatiently wanted to grab the projector directly.

What to do with the child, Lao Pi, if you don't do anything, just give him a good beating!

He wrapped his claws around the husky, and without saying a word, he pulled off the husky's leather pants, revealing his round, white and tender buttocks.

The other gangsters were dumbfounded on the spot, maybe they didn't expect that the boss's butt is so white and tender.

"Damn it, let me go!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"You bastards, hurry up and save me!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"I'm going to kill you, I will never let you go, dead octopus head!"

"Clap clap clap clap!!!"

"Ah! Stop it, bastard!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Whoa, Dad, I'm going home, whoa whoa whoa whoa..."

"Clap clap clap!"

"Wooooow, I was wrong! Octopus head, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please let me go!"

The rest of the punks were stunned, and couldn't help but retreat a few steps, abandoning the boss and wanting to escape.

Unexpectedly, a few tentacles caught them in an instant, and took off their pants with one click, revealing a row of clean and smooth buttocks.

All of a sudden, this street resounded with cheerful voices that had never been seen before.

"Woooooo! Don't, don't!"

"Chi Chi Chi! I was wrong, Brother Octopus, we were really wrong!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Husky, who was the first to admit his mistake, was thrown on the steps like a rag doll. He looked at his younger brothers who wanted to abandon him just now, and a burst of sorrowful joy flashed in his eyes.

Not long after that, the bare-bottomed teenagers who had received the education of "love" sat in rows on the steps, forming a beautiful landscape.

Their swollen and full bare buttocks attracted many people's onlookers and whispers.

"This is yours." He handed the ball to the little robot.

"Thank you." The little robot said sincerely as it held the ball projector and turned its round head.

"It's okay." He said, "Hurry up and see if this thing is broken. I'm holding these brats. If it breaks, I'll ask their parents to pay for it later!"

"Thank you, you are such a good person!" The little robot checked the projector, only to find that it was indeed broken, and it couldn't even be turned on.

"Wait." He swiftly took out the communicator from their trouser pockets and threw it in front of the boys, "Hit!"

A few teenagers looked at his pink round head, as if seeing some ancient demon, trembling subconsciously, holding the communicator silently, and began to notify the parents.

"Dad, I'm in Lynton Street..."

The little robot looked at him and said, "Thank you very much, my name is Yinshuang, what is your name?"

"Lin He." His voice paused, "You can call me Xiao Sa if you want."

"I will remember you." Yinshuang said solemnly.

"Octopus, so your name is Xiao Sa!" A charming voice came from not far away, but I saw a British short cat girl walking towards him gracefully.

"You finally came to open a shop. I have missed the taste of your home for a long time!"

"Yo cat!"

Yes, it's been a long time since he came to another world, and he has already forgotten the name of the owl girl!

The other party pretended to be angry and said: "My name is not a cat, I am Jasmine! Is my name so hard to remember?!"

He looked at the rain outside and said, "It's raining so hard, come in and sit down."

The little robot said timidly: "I...I'll be fine outside."

The cat-headed girl Jasmine snorted coldly, "Go in if I tell you, why are you pretending to be pitiful with me here!" Then she turned her head and flicked her blond hair, and walked into the store first.

The little robot hesitated for a moment, then slid the rollers into the store.

The four teenagers lying on the ground looked at each other secretly as they saw that disgusting octopus going into the shop.

"run!"

Hearing a yell from the husky, his buttocks were bare, he didn't even bother to put on his pants, and wanted to run away immediately!

Hearing the boss's order, the speed of the other younger brothers was not slow, and they got up quickly and rushed out.

"Shhhhh-"

However, the four tentacles of the octopus monster facing away from them shot out at the same time, accurately engulfing several teenagers who were struggling crazily, and then dragged them into the shop.

There was also a tentacle that picked up a few rags on the ground, and gently closed the store door when it was taken back.

A few bare-bottomed teenagers who were caught by tentacles, terrified, baring their teeth and claws for help, their terrified expressions were reflected on the transparent glass, forming a wonderful scene like a funny B-grade horror movie.

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