I, the evil god, the cooking king

[Today's new product:

Essence of Flame Bubble Tea - 39

Charcoal Grilled Shoggoth Legs (White) - 48

Spicy boiled fish (white) - 168

Shoggoth Octopus Eye Balls (White) - 35

Note: small business, limited ingredients, currently limited to one serving per person! 】

"Cat Jasmine, what do you want to eat?"

"The price here is still as expensive as ever!" the owl girl Jasmine said while holding the menu.

Lin He said: "Expensive is naturally expensive for a reason."

Cat head girl Jasmine recalled the delicious memory last time, couldn't help swallowing and said: "That's true, then give me a portion of all the new dishes!"

He asked in surprise, "Every one, have you finished it?"

The owl girl Jasmine waved her claws proudly: "There is nothing I can't eat, let me tell you, if it wasn't for the cash-strapped, I can eat up your store with the portion you have here!"

"..." I underestimated the cat's appetite.

Just as Lin He walked into the back kitchen and picked up the newly released Orange Wufeng Lingdao, he suddenly remembered what would happen if those brats ran away without his restraint!

So, he came out holding the knife, and happened to see those teenagers who were secretly putting on their pants and trying to escape.

"Dayan, watch them!" he ordered.

"No problem, store manager." Dayan flapped his wings and flew in front of several teenagers.

Several teenagers looked at the octopus holding a knife and showing a 'friendly' smile, and they were scared instantly. They put on their pants and sat obediently in their positions, looking extremely obedient.

"Very good, remember to call me when their parents arrive later!"

Staring at them with big eyes, he raised his wings and said loudly: "I promise to complete the task!"

The octopus nodded in satisfaction, turned and walked into the back kitchen. Several teenagers looked at this strange-looking auxiliary robot flying in mid-air, and exchanged glances quietly.

.....

A mutilated body of Shoggoth was fished out from the warehouse. As for why it was so broken, the main reason was that the strength of the servants who currently occupy a huge number of N-cards was comparable to that of Shoggoth, Shantak, and Flame. There is a huge gap between fine and other strange monsters, and it often takes several people to besiege to barely kill one, so this makes the meat ingredients brought back every time very broken.

If there is an SR or SSR card to lead the team, it is another matter.

Now the main function of the N card servant is to catch the deep-diving fish, vegetables, and seasoning ingredients that are in great demand in the store.

However, due to the existence of mutated plant fruit trees, even in the most common collection work, some N-card servants will be injured or even die.

But he has as many N cards as he wants here, so he doesn't have to worry about having no cards available.A rough calculation shows that there are nearly a thousand N-cards in his hand, but N-cards recover slowly and the death rate is high, so his dispatches are basically in rotation.

Recently, the number of minions summoned has been increasing, so he simply divided the minion interface into several columns. The first page is called [Pro-Guard] and only precious SSR cards are placed, and the second page is called [Pro-Guard Candidate] and ordinary For SR and R cards, the third page is called [Advanced Tool Man] and puts some N cards that are worth cultivating, with good levels and skills.

Hmm... From this point of view, he is really a clever and kind octopus monster store manager, and he even thoughtfully built a perfect promotion mechanism for these small tools!

...

Shoggoth has many tentacles, several times more than ordinary squid, and each tentacles have eyes of different sizes.

He carefully selected a tentacle with the most tender and chewy flesh, selected the lower half area, and chopped it off with one knife.

The tentacles are extremely flexible, they have been dead for a long time, but they still look like they were just killed, and they are very elastic.

A sticky liquid flowed out from the fracture, and he quickly rinsed off the tentacles, and evenly spread the secret recipe made of 'spicy death fruit' and many other exotic seasonings.Then put the tentacles on bamboo sticks and put them on a charcoal grill.

One of his tentacles quickly twirled the bamboo stick, and the other tentacles quickly plucked out the eyeballs of different sizes on the upper half of the tentacles. These eyeballs are the essence of Shoggoth's legs, fresh and chewy, and made into octopus eyeballs After that, it tastes great!

Cutting vegetables, chopping meat, washing vegetables, seasoning, grilling meat, making soup... He flew with all his claws, and successfully completed one dish after another.

After a while, Big Eyes flew in and brought out the prepared dishes.

Seeing Big Eyes delivering food back and forth, he was still a little worried that those restless little devils were looking for trouble, but he didn't expect that when he walked out of the kitchen, he found that group of little devils were lying in a row, looking as if they were all dizzy past.

It seems that Dayan, as an employee, is not without some skills!He thought with some relief.

"Ah~ it smells so good!" the owl girl Jasmine picked up the chopsticks and spoon, showing a happy expression.

She sighed and said: "If I can eat this kind of food three times a day, then I will be satisfied even if I die!"

The little robot squatted on the ground, it turned its round head, and its extremely high-pixel camera cylinder eyes accurately recorded the appearance of each dish.

Its body is just the lowest level of cleaning robot, without sense of touch, taste, smell, it can feel only the most basic sense of sight and hearing.

Seeing the expression of the owl girl Jasmine immersed in the delicious food, for some reason, it felt a little envious at this moment.

If only it had the most advanced bionic body in Hope City!

After having its own electronic brain, it can perceive the sensations that all living things can experience, it can smell fragrant or stinky smells, it can taste the delicious food, and it can feel the rain wet its body...it doesn't need to Worry about what will happen soon if you can’t afford energy.Because the most advanced bionic human body can not only obtain energy through eating, but also obtain energy through the ubiquitous light energy and wind energy.

pity....

It was a little sad to think that it was too expensive.

Its current machine body is the most basic cleaning robot type III, an old model that was uniformly eliminated last year.And it can only barely supply such a body by singing.

It is a typical virtual idol whose debut is the pinnacle. After a short career in popularity, it quickly ushered in the end of its career.

It's ridiculous to say that its core character set has been polished for two months, combined with the current situation, and after being evaluated by several Internet celebrities, it made its grand debut.

Unexpectedly, people's hearts will change so quickly, and the indifferent and world-weary style that was still in love with the bone before, just throw it away as soon as they say it.

The company's top management also concluded that it would be popular for at least one year. As a singer at the end of the century, if she was lucky and became popular, she might be remembered by many people, and a new situation might be ushered in at that time.

It can be popular for more than a year, and after being eliminated, the living security that can be obtained is definitely different from those of March Ji.

No one expected that it, which was carefully launched, would be eliminated by this sudden change after a short period of popularity.

It can't even compare to those March Girls. Just one month later, it was completely crushed to death under the wheel of the trend because it hit the wave of hopes for life from a desperate situation set off by the birthday.

In the end, it was kicked out by the company with the meager living guarantee.

The life of a wandering singer is not easy, but... the core talent of it is "singing", if it doesn't sell singing, how can it survive.

Now even the street-sweeping robots use the latest type IV, which can't even meet the requirements of basic jobs, let alone other jobs.

It is set to be interested in music and has a pure heart. After being swept out of the house, it spent two months of funds to buy this holographic projector. As a result, it now has no funds to replace its body, so it can only barely Live by selling and singing.

But now that the holographic projector is broken, it is facing even more desperation.

Fortunately...it met Mr. Octopus, a kind-hearted man.

But thinking of the sturdy personality of the people in District 13, it couldn't help but feel a little worried. What would it do if Mr. Octopus couldn't recover the compensation for damaging the holographic projector.

It is not an awakened intelligent life, what it has is only the growth experience, character and talent built by the company.

It can't do things beyond its own personality, but it will still be sad, sad, and sad, even if all this is just a setting.

Although others call them electronic dogs, it still feels 'alive'.

Think of those same kind that fell into hibernation and crashed on the side of the road because of lack of energy, and were finally thrown into the garbage recycling bin to be crushed.

It's scared because it wants to live.

...

The strong fragrance of the dishes wafted in the air, and because the store was closed, the fragrance lingered for a long time, like a beautiful fox with big breasts and fat buttocks, twisting her waist, dancing, and shaking the furry hair on the tip of her tail, Teasing everyone's nostrils.

Husky, who was in a coma, couldn't help leaving a stream of saliva on his mouth.

"It smells so good..." He smacked his mouth, but only got a mouthful of air.

"Gudong!" The younger brothers beside him also swallowed in their dreams.

There was even a person who was biting the face of the pig-headed man next to him with his mouth open, as if he was gnawing on the cheek of a braised pork, and what he was gnawing was Kazkaz, which showed how greedy these people were by the smell.

"Ah!" The pig-headed man screamed in shock, covering his face covered with teeth marks, and woke up from the dream.

This cry of it woke up several companions around it in an instant!

"what happened?"

"How did we fall asleep?"

"I do not know either!"

"Didn't the boss just say, let the third pig stop the auxiliary robot and let us escape?"

"Fart, obviously I want you to stop me!"

"Stop arguing!" Husky roared, "Hurry up and find out what is so delicious?!"

"It's really delicious!"

Several people sniffed and smelled the source of the fragrance.As soon as he stood up, he was attracted by the dining table not far away.

The cat-headed lady held the chopsticks and the spoon, and ate heartily, with a happy expression on her face.

And that pink-headed, pink-brained octopus, surrounded by a few tentacles, stood aside and looked at them coldly.

Husky stared at the dishes on the table and said, "Hey, octopus, did you make these?"

I saw the octopus rolled his eyes and said, "This is a restaurant, I didn't make it, who made it?"

Husky said confidently: "I want to eat too! You can make a table for us too!"

He sneered, "Are you rich?"

Husky choked and said, "When my dad comes, he will pay."

"If you don't have money, you're thinking about farting."

The author has something to say: Electronic dog: a derogatory term. Before entering the new era, in the early stage of the development of smart technology, a pendant-style small game console for raising electronic pets was once popular in Hope Star, and almost all children had one.Children can set the character of the electronic pet, let it eat, sleep, play, fight, and chat with other electronic pets. The first version of the pet is a white dog.But unfortunately, the electronic pet that everyone loved at first has become a racially insulting term.It means that there is no thought, an electronic pet that is set by human beings, controls life and death, and lets it do whatever it wants.