Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]

After arranging Ling Xiao to watch everything, Xiao Longnv went down the mountain.Thinking about Shebishi's management of Lingxiao Temple for some time, he should have planned something, but I don't know why he slipped away without a face-to-face.

In order to deal with She Bi Shi, Xiao Longnv thought of various plans and prepared many magic tools and treasures to defeat him, and deduced the process every time she had free time.Now that She Bishi is hiding, Xiao Longnv feels a little disappointed.

The so-called husband's war means courage.Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.Xiaolongnu is now in the stage of further decline, which is not a good sign.Feeling unhappy, Xiao Longnv did not return to Lin'an, nor was she with anyone else, she just walked alone at will.I often think that if She Bishi secretly peeps at her whereabouts and sees her walking alone and thinks there is an opportunity, she may show up.

After walking aimlessly like this for half a month, the little dragon girl was tired of walking one day, and happened to see a big tree beside the road, the branches were like canopies, very beautiful, so she climbed to the branch to have a rest.

This time I sat down and fell asleep, but I smelled a smell of excrement while staring.Xiao Longnv was thinking that that mortal was so rude that he was shitting on the side of the road.Looking down, I saw a person wearing a gorgeous cassock embroidered with gold thread squatting under a tree eating dog poop.Look at his expression of relish, he thought he was eating some delicious food without knowing the inside story.

Xiao Longnv thought that she was thousands of years old anyway, which can be regarded as a long time to see for ordinary people.When she studied medicine with the genius doctor Li Huaichun in Lin'an, she recognized many medicinal materials, among which Yemingsha and Wulingzhi were animal feces.But Yemingsha and Wulingzhi are specially selected, and they are used as medicine after treatment. I never heard that fresh shit is also medicine!

Because she doubted her own judgment, Xiao Longnv checked again: Ugh~ It's so disgusting!

Xiao Longnv endured the nausea in her throat, and went to look at the monk again, trying to distinguish whether he was evil or demented.After looking around for half a day, there is no trace of evil spirits on the upper body, so it is probably insane?

What a poor man!

Xiao Longnv was thinking to see if his madness could be cured, when she heard a commotion, a group of villagers came chasing after him.

"The Buddha is here, the Buddha is here!"

Buddha?Xiao Longnu was suddenly puzzled, why didn't she notice that Buddha appeared?Or is that eminent monk enshrined as a Buddha?Did Daoji Arhat reincarnate soon be hailed as a living Buddha by the people?

Unexpectedly, that group of people rushed over and surrounded the monk who was eating dog shit, bowed his head and bowed: "Buddha, please bless my mother's illness to recover soon!"

"Buddha, please bless my daughter-in-law to give me a boy this year!"

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The monk smiled slightly, without saying a word, holding his unfinished feces in both hands and distributing them to those who squeezed in front.

The man who begged for a child said with surprise on his face: "The Buddha invited us to eat?"

Seeing the monk nodding, the man excitedly grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.Others also swarmed up to share the food, touching and licking the ones they didn't get.

"Ouch~" Xiao Longnv finally couldn't hold back and vomited.

The monk raised his head, wiped the filth that the little dragon girl had spit on his face and stuffed it into his mouth. Just as he was about to speak, the little dragon girl who couldn't stand it had already flown away.

"What the hell is this place, am I in the mortal world, am I still in the mortal world, am I really in the mortal world?" Xiao Longnv asked three times in her heart, before calming down her irritated little heart.

Seeing the word Changxian on the city gate, Xiao Longnv patted her chest: "So I'm still alive, luckily!"

Xiao Longnv breathed a sigh of relief and walked slowly into the city.Just in time for the meal, walking on the street can smell the aroma of food coming from all directions.But because of what happened just now, Xiao Longnv has no appetite.I didn't want to walk a few steps and smell the familiar smell of shit again.

"I have fresh ones here, do you want to eat them?" Xiao Longnu turned her head and saw an old woman holding a plate in front of an old man.

The plate is nothing special, what is strange is that the plate is full of feces!

Xiaolongnv: ...Sure enough, I have strayed into some time gap, some strange place, right?

Xiao Longnv was feeling disgusted when she saw two yamen servants rushing up and kicking over the plate in the old woman's hands, and scolded: "Didn't you see the notice from the county lord? My lord strictly ordered everyone not to follow Jin Shicheng's example of eating shit, which violates the law." Those who go to prison."

"Your Excellency cares too much. We ordinary people care about everything we eat. It is our blessing that the Buddha was born in our Chang County. If the Lord of the county does not respect the Buddha, he will be punished sooner or later!" The old man yelled angrily while supporting the old woman.

"Dare to curse the county lord, I think you are impatient!" The yamen servant got angry from his heart, raised his scabbard and hit the old man twice.

Seeing this, the old woman cried out: "We are just talking, why do you beat people! You are so cruel, the Buddha will punish you."

If she saw this scene normally, Xiao Longnu must feel that these two yamen servants are bullying others.But now that she saw this scene, she disliked the yamen servant for beating him lightly.She figured it out, it wasn't the monk who lost his mind, it was the common people in Chang County who had lost their minds and went crazy!

The two yamen servants fought a few times, but felt bored again, so they pushed people away and continued patrolling the street.

"Two big brothers, please stop." Seeing that they were about to leave, Xiao Longnv hurriedly chased after them.

The two yamen servants stopped, turned around and saw that it was a little Taoist boy, and said: "I don't know what's the matter with the little Taoist?"

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, poor Daoist Yang Miao, came from the Tianshan Lingxiao Temple in ancient times. When I first arrived in Changxian County, I saw that the local customs are different from other places. I would like to ask you two what is important?"

The two yamen servants looked at each other, and one of them sighed: "It turns out that he is a Taoist chief from another place, no wonder he doesn't know the inside story!"

Another person answered, "It's not that our customs in Chang County are like this, it's just—hey, the inside story is hard to describe!"

"I haven't asked the names of the two big brothers yet. If the two big brothers are not busy, you may as well follow me to the teahouse in front for a small talk and tell the inside story one by one."

"My name is Wang Chuan, and this is my brother Fang Liuqi. Our brothers work in the Chang County Yamen." Wang Chuan hesitated, "As for drinking tea..."

"Xiao Dao is new here, and wants to stay here for a while. I'm really afraid that if I don't know the local customs, I will cause some trouble. Today I treat guests, but I invite the two elder brothers to answer questions."

"Brother, we don't have to refuse the invitation from the Taoist priest. Taoist priest, there is a teahouse in front of you that serves delicious snacks. Would you like to sit down?" Fang Liuqi asked.

"Brother Fang, please lead the way!"

Fang Liuqi took Xiao Longnv into a teahouse, Xiao Longnv asked them to order, they were quite cautious and only ordered two items.But Xiao Longnv ordered a portion of all the names in the store, and the two were happy to see this, and their attitudes were somewhat enthusiastic.

After Xiao Er came up to pour tea, Xiao Longnv asked: "What happened to that old couple just now? Speaking of which, when I entered the city, I also met a monk who was with the villagers... Hmm~ the behavior was very weird. "

"Daoist Yang doesn't know something. Our Chang County is an ordinary small county. It used to be no different from other counties. This matter starts with a little bastard in our local area." Wang Chuan said, "There is a man named Jin Shicheng in the county. People who are not very discreet when they are young, they are the kind of bastards that everyone despises, the kind that everyone doesn't like."

Two years ago, Jin Shicheng made a sudden trip to the south.The little hooligan went out, and everyone didn't take it seriously.Unexpectedly, Jin Shicheng returned to Chang County after more than half a year, and became a monk as a monk.

If that's all, it's fine, since he became a monk, Jin Shicheng went crazy and claimed to be a "Buddha".A rogue who became a monk and claimed to be a "Buddha" should not be bought by anyone.But after becoming a Buddha, Jin Shicheng's temperament changed drastically, and he even started to eat dirty things.Whatever dog shit, sheep shit, etc. on the road, you pick it up and eat it, not only eating, but also like eating delicious food.

Seeing that Jin Shicheng behaved differently from ordinary people, some stupid people thought he was a strange person. Countless people rushed to worship him as a teacher and donated money to him to build temples.The built temple is very luxurious, just like a palace.Jin Shicheng lives in a luxurious palace, every time he reprimands the believers and eats shit with them.Not only did these believers dare not resist, but they were also not angry. Some loyal believers even took pride in eating shit with the "Buddha".

Xiaolongnv now understands that it's not that the people in Chang County eat shit, but that she just happened to meet Jin Shicheng and his group of most loyal believers.However, like Jin Shicheng, there are not many people who eat shit, but there are many believers who enshrine this shit-eating "Buddha".

"Doesn't the local county lord don't care?"

"Don't worry about it! Why don't you care about it? The county magistrate didn't care much before, but a Nan County magistrate came here a few years ago, and he was very upset when he found out about this." Wang Chuan said, "My lord hates Jin Shicheng's grotesque behavior, so he was arrested in the county. The yamen beat him up, not wanting those foolish people to go to the county yamen to ask the adults to release Jin Shicheng."

"Jin Shicheng has tens of thousands of believers in Chang County. If the adults forcibly deal with it, I am afraid it will lead to civil uprisings, so they have to be released." Fang Liuqi added, "In order to make things difficult for Jin Shicheng, the adults asked Jin Shicheng to pay for the construction of the collapsed Confucian Temple. You don't know that in less than a month, Jin Shicheng's believers not only raised all the money, but also built the Confucian Temple. In the past, the county government has never been so happy to urge tax money."

"I see!"

"Nowadays, it's also difficult for adults. There are only so many servants in our county government, and there are tens of thousands of Jin Shicheng believers. If you force it, it will cause civil uprisings, and the court will also convict you. You can't do it, so you have to take it slowly. Let me patrol the streets, and I can't do it." Let the common people follow Jin Shicheng." Wang Chuan explained, "These people admire Jin Shicheng very much, no matter what they say, they don't listen to it, so they couldn't hold back and made a move just now."

"Jin Shicheng is very deceptive. Yesterday when I went home, I found that the old neighbor next door believed in Jin Shicheng." Fang Liuqi said angrily, "I didn't expect the old neighbor to be so stupid for so many years. The family has come and gone. Otherwise, one day when I go home, I find that my own family also enshrines that dirty thing—vomit~”

"Understood!" Xiao Longnu really understood, after all, after seeing that scene before, she really wanted to punch the shit out of the heads of those guys, "Maybe I can help you with the problems of your county lords."

"The Taoist priest has a solution?" Wang Chuan said in surprise.

"Well, go and investigate those families in the county who are followers of Jin Shicheng, especially those who are so devout that they even eat shit like Jin Shicheng." Xiaolongnv said, "After you investigate clearly, tell me their names, and I will There is a way to punish them."

"What method does the priest want to use?" Fang Liuqi was worried.

"No matter what the method is, the most important thing is that it is useful and can solve the problem of the county lord." Wang Chuan said, "But this matter is of great importance, and we need to report it to the county lord first."

"Can!"

Xiao Longnv found an inn in the county to stay, and Wang Chuan and Fang Liuqi went back to the county government to report to the county lord.After waiting at the inn for less than half an hour, Wang Chuan found him and sent a letter of greeting from the county lord.

Xiao Longnv read the greeting card and asked the county lord to explain it.

Although the magistrate of Nan County was a bit ill and went to the doctor in a hurry, he did not lose his caution. He first asked Xiaolongnv how she planned to deal with Jin Shicheng.

"I've seen Jin Shicheng, and it's not evil, nor demented or crazy. Jin Shicheng's ability to win people's hearts is ultimately due to the ignorance of the people. It's better to teach the believers a lesson first, and then deal with Jin Shicheng."

"Jin Shicheng deliberately did some weird things to confuse the people. He alone is not difficult to deal with. I hate the ignorance of the people. If they are bewitched by him, if they are careless and lead to civil uprisings, they will die if they are dismissed."

"Small ways of blinding the eyes may punish Jin Shicheng and his followers. Sir, please see!"

Xiao Longnu took out a few chopsticks from the chopstick holder and threw them on the table.Those chopsticks turned into snakes, circling and swimming on the table, frightened Mr. Nan and the accompanying yamen servants to scream.

Xiao Longnv stretched out her hand and flicked the snakes back into chopsticks, scattered all over the table.