Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]

"The supernatural power of the Immortal Elder is indeed very mysterious, but I don't know how you want to operate it?" Mr. Nan asked curiously.

"Blindfolding made Jin Shicheng's temple more magnificent, with gold bricks on the floor and silver tiles on the roof. On the contrary, the gold, silver, money, and food in the homes of Jin Shicheng's believers will become filth. People in the world pray to Buddha for fame and fortune. Eating shit to make public favor, offering him as a Buddha, in fact, what they care most about is profit."

Master Nan has long been disgusted by Changxian's unstoppable and even spreading weird habit, so he agreed to this method after a little thought.In order to make it easier for Xiaolongnu to act, Wang Chuan and Fang Liuqi were specially asked to accompany her.

With the support of the magistrate of Nan County, Xiao Longnv acted arbitrarily, and Chang County fell into chaos for a while.Just like what Xiaolongnv said, because of faith, it is enough to eat a meal or two of filth with the "Buddha". , In less than a day, these people couldn't bear it anymore.

The believers ran to the Yamen to file a complaint, thinking that someone had stolen his money, so Master Nan persuaded them to seek help from Jin Shicheng.The believers then ran to Jin Shicheng's temple and found that even the toilets of Jin Shicheng's house were made of gold.The palace is made of gold bricks and silver tiles, and every room is full of food.

Jin Shicheng was sitting at home eating, of course what he ate was not filth, but delicious chicken legs.Seeing this, believers felt that they had been cheated, and rushed forward to beat up Jin Shicheng.

After everyone left, the gold, bricks and silver tiles were scattered and changed to the original, the latrine was still a latrine, and of course Jin Shicheng's chicken legs were still chicken legs.After all, this "Buddha" doesn't just eat filth, he just likes to eat shit in front of his believers, that is, those believers foolishly think that this is a "Buddha" who eats shit.

Jin Shicheng didn't expect that once the believers turned back, all the things originally worshiped by the believers would be taken away.The majestic "palace" was only an empty shell, and he was beaten all over his body, and he couldn't help but feel sad: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone

In order to pretend to be a "Buddha", he has tasted all kinds of feces, is it easy for him!Why are these people so easy to deceive, but suddenly woke up today!

"Jigong?" Xiao Longnv sneered coldly when she heard Jin Shicheng's cry, it turned out to be the trouble caused by that crazy monk Daoji.

Shi Shiran, the little dragon girl, appeared and questioned the relationship between Jin Shicheng and Daoji.

Jin Shicheng saw Xiaolongnv leading her servants, but now the believers have abandoned him, so he dare not hide it anymore.

It turned out that Jin Shicheng went to Jiangnan when he left Changxian, and happened to see Jigong tricking people into eating thick phlegm and nasal discharge.Jin Shicheng saw that the man was forced to eat dirty things by Daoji, and afterwards he was grateful to Dade for giving him a lot of money, so he wanted to follow suit.

The inspiration came from Daoji, but Jin Shicheng felt that he should surpass Daoji.Dao Ji tricked people into eating snot and thick phlegm, while Jin Shicheng made people eat shit.Without Daoji's skills, Jin Shicheng ate first by himself, attracting everyone's attention with his unique behavior.

Xiao Longnv couldn't help covering her face: What's the matter!

Daoji always likes to pose some weird problems to test the people who ask him for help. Jin Shicheng doesn't know the inside story or knows that he can deceive his eyes, so he feels that he has learned Daoji's routine.The most frightening thing about being so reckless is that Jin Shicheng actually succeeded in packaging himself as a "Buddha".

Xiao Longnv complained about Daoji's disgusting test when she heard about it before, but she never expected the current development at that time!Thinking that it was Daoji who inspired Jin Shicheng, Xiao Longnv felt depressed.

"Ah—I'm so pissed off, Monk Smelly, you must teach him a lesson!" Xiao Longnv discussed with Nan County Magistrate to hand over Jin Shi to herself.

Master Nan saw Xiao Longnu's supernatural powers, he respected her very much, and readily agreed.So Xiaolongnu bid farewell to the magistrate of Nan County, took Jin Shicheng back to Lin'an, and sent Qinghu to Lingyin Temple to post a post to Daoji and invite Daoji to dinner.

"Why is your little god in such a good mood today, suddenly you want to treat me to dinner?" Daoji asked in surprise, pinching the invitation card in his hand.

Qinghu said with a smile: "How do I know about my lord? Maybe it's because my lord is bored today, so please go and talk."

"If it's boring, it's possible, but the little dragon girl is most afraid of being bored!" Dao Ji said, "So this must be a grand banquet, and the little dragon girl is looking for me to amuse me when she's bored!"

"You monk, you really don't know what's good and what's wrong! My lord kindly invited you to dinner and sent an invitation card, would you like to go or not!" Qinghu snorted softly, turned around and left.

"Why are you angry? I didn't say no to the monk! Xiaolongnv treats guests, let alone a Hongmen banquet. I dare to break into the monk." Daoji laughed.

According to the time and place written in the post, Dao Ji went to the appointment.Xiao Longnu didn't make an appointment at a restaurant, nor was it Sanqing Temple, but the deserted Prince Chou's Mansion.The owner of Prince Qiu's Mansion had been executed many years ago for the crime of treason, and the court has never dealt with this mansion, and it has remained vacant.

The abandoned house is often haunted by fox ghosts, and Bai Suzhen's master and servant once stayed in Qiu Wang's mansion.After Bai Suzhen, some fox ghosts also tried to settle here, but none of them were able to settle down.

Daoji entered Qiu Wang's mansion and found that the mansion was still dilapidated.Only the front yard has been cleaned, and Xiao Longnu is sitting in the pavilion waiting for him, the cold plate of snacks has been placed on the table.

"It smells so good, so you really invited me to dinner?" Daoji said unexpectedly, "But why did you make an appointment here? Could it be that you have encountered some powerful monsters and ghosts that you can't beat, and you want to ask me to help you?"

"I met a monk outside, and I admire you very much. My lifelong wish is to have dinner at the same table with Living Buddha Jigong." Xiaolongnv said, "A gentleman has the beauty of being an adult, so I invite you here."

"It turned out to be my disciple, monk?" Daoji paused, how could Xiaolongnv help his disciple so well to make a wish?

"He has something to do right now, he will be here later, you can eat first!" Xiao Longnu seemed not to notice Daoji's doubts.

"It's ready to start? That's great, Monk, I'm already hungry!" Daoji picked up the chopsticks, poured the wine and started eating, "Little Dragon Girl, don't you want to eat by yourself?"

"No, I have encountered an annoying thing recently, and I have no appetite." Xiao Longnu sighed.

"You don't even lose your appetite?" Daoji asked in surprise.

Daoji and Xiaolongnv have known each other for many years, and have always understood Xiaolongnv's temperament.Xiaolongnv likes human food the most, how could there be such a thing as loss of appetite?

"My family hasn't eaten for many days." Xiao Gu sighed as he served hot dishes.

Immortals are already bigu, so it doesn't matter whether they eat or not.But Daoji was a little surprised when he heard that Xiaolongnv hadn't eaten for a long time.Since Xiao Longnv has been bigu recently, why did she invite him to dinner?But thinking that even if Xiao Longnv had some means to deal with him, she would not poison him to death, so she started to eat with confidence.

Daoji was halfway through eating, and Qinghu came in and said, "My lord, Jin Shicheng has arrived."

Daoji followed the voice of Qinghu, and saw a monk in cassock holding a food box in his hand, walking in nervously.This person was very timid, and his expression was quite unnatural, he was pushed by Qinghu to sit opposite him, presumably he was the person Xiao Longnu said.

"This is your faithful believer. He came all the way from Chang County to have dinner with you. You must not hurt his heart!" Xiao Longnv suddenly turned around and retreated outside the pavilion, waving a golden net to close the pavilion. Surrounded.

"Little Dragon Girl, what do you want to do?" Daoji was very surprised to see the golden net fall.

"I'll let you out after you finish the food and drink!" Xiao Longnu stood outside the pavilion and stood with her arms folded.

What's the problem after just eating the food and wine?Daoji was puzzled, and when he turned around, he saw that the monk sitting opposite him had brought out a plate from the food box, and then he grabbed the food on the plate and ate it with relish.

"You, you—" Daoji looked at the plate of things, covered his nose, and was dumbfounded.

"Little Dragon Girl, Monk, why did I offend you? Do you want to disgust me like this?"

"Hmph~ Who made you sick of me, I will always make you sick again!"

"Since when have I ever disgusted you?" Daoji said in disbelief.

"Hmph~ This guy is unconventional after you tricked people into eating filth, and claimed to be a Buddha, so he tricked a group of foolish people into believers. Since it is a Buddha, of course it is your family's business." Xiaolongnv said angrily, "You don't eat food today After eating, I will not let you out."

"No way!" Daoji looked back at Jin Shicheng, feeling sick.Today he knows what it was like to test what other people eat with runny nose and thick phlegm.

Seeing Jin Shicheng eating the whole plate in front of him, Daoji came out of the gazebo, his whole body vomited and collapsed.

"Little Dragon Girl, you—you are so ruthless!" Dao Ji said, lying on the rockery, looking at the little dragon girl with a sense of anger.

"Slightly slightly~" Xiao Longnv made a face at Daoji, and walked away.

"It's true that no one can offend a brat!" Daoji looked at her back and shook his head helplessly.

I thought this matter would end here, and I didn't want Daoji to return to Lingyin Temple, but I saw Chen Liang leading Jin Shicheng in from outside: "Master, Daoist Yang said this is your new disciple. Master, is he my junior brother?" ah?"

"No! Absolutely not, Chen Liang, why are you so stupid, so easy to deceive?" Daoji said sadly, "How dare you believe what Xiaolongnu said!"

Chen Liang said aggrievedly: "But Master, last time you said that Daoist Yang is surprisingly reliable even though he is very young!"

"Master, don't drive me away!" Jin Shicheng threw himself in front of Daoji, holding on to his leg.

The Taoist leader who brought him to Lin'an said that now he can't survive in Chang County.The living Buddha Jigong is quite famous in Lin'an, if one can worship under his name, as a living Buddha's disciple, one can eat delicious food and drink spicy food.The proof is his future senior brother Chen Liang, who is well paid just by looking at his outfit.

"I'm not your master, you go!"

"Disciple is sincere to the Buddha, Master, please don't drive me away!"

"You go!"

"I do not go!"

……

"Master, I think Junior Brother Jin is so pitiful, why not let him stay!" Chen Liang persuaded.

"Chen Liang, you don't know anything, don't talk nonsense!" Daoji said angrily.

"Then master, you said it! Why can't Junior Brother Jin stay?"

"Do you know that he has special hobbies?" Dao Ji jumped angrily.

"What special hobby?" Chen Liang asked.

"Master, if you don't like it, can I change it? I'm just trying to coax believers. Since you don't like it, I just don't eat those things in the future."

"Oh~ It's not that I don't want to accept you, but Lingyin Temple is my master and senior brother's decision. My senior brother doesn't like me the most, and he will definitely not agree to accept me as an apprentice."

"Daoji, you're talking bad about me behind my back again." Guang Liang walked in from the outside, looked at Jin Shicheng and said, "You are Jin Shicheng?"

"Disciple Jin Shicheng, pay respects to Master." Jin Shicheng said immediately.

"Better than your master!" Guang Liang glanced at Daoji provocatively, "I heard that you came all the way from Chang County to Lin'an to worship Daoji as your teacher? How can you turn people away if you are so devout. "

"Senior brother, let him be your apprentice!" Daoji said immediately.

"The golden benefactor came all the way for you, of course he is your disciple!" Guang Liang persuaded, "Although Chen Liang is not bad, but he is a layman after all, you should also have a disciple who is ordained, so that he can go down the mountain for you in the future." Transform all beings."

"Brother, you are so kind today, I'm not used to it!" Daoji said helplessly.

"Get used to it, you will get used to it in the future." Guang Liang said seriously.Taoist priest Xiao Yang of Sanqing Temple promised him that if Jin Shicheng could become a direct disciple of Daoji, he would donate 500 taels to Lingyin Temple.