Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"Tuo-Si-Mr.-Sheng-!"

When they saw clearly who the snowboard Gui Xiaotaro was stepping on, almost everyone was shocked on the spot.

Mr. Tosi was clearly such a mysterious villain with his own aura before, now what...how...

When he stood there blankly, Gui Xiaotaro had swiped past them with Tuo Si, "Ahahaha" and swiped away with a smile.

"Damn it! Katsura!" Director Kondo Isao of the Shinsengumi shouted, "You must not run away this time!"

"Heh! How can you catch up with me who has such gorgeous skiing skills?" Gui Xiaotaro gave them a middle finger: "Fuck you, Shinsengumi!"

Divine Ballad: ...So, is the gorgeous skiing skill you are talking about using Mr. Tuosi as a ski?Come on, come on, stop!As a delicate and frail Russian, he couldn't stand such a torment!

"It's so naive, Gui!" Kondo Hoon swooped down from the slope: "How could I lose to you!"

"Oh oh oh! Mr. Kondo jumped up too!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"Also, that's not all." Atsushi Nakajima twitched the corner of his mouth.

The next second, Shenyao's eyes were covered by Zhong Ye, and everyone's terrified exclamation resounded in their ears:

"Did you take off your clothes??!" / "Is that guy really the Chief of Shinsengumi??" / "Ahhhhh my eyes!"

Divine Ballad: "..."

Inexplicably, I'm glad I didn't see such a terrible picture.

"Hahahaha! Did you see that? This is my gorilla undressing and dancing 2000%!"

Kondo Isao laughed wildly in mid-air.

Everyone: "..."

What kind of strange trick is that, and such a disgusting name?

"Ah cut! Ah cut!" Kondo sneezed a dozen times in a row: "Speaking of which, it's so cold, why is it so cold?"

Sakata Gintoki: ...Nonsense, can you not be cold if you are naked in the snow?

"So, who in the world would use people as skis?" Shenyao gripped Nakahara Chuya's wrist and complained loudly: "What the hell is he doing??"

"Speaking of..." Kagura glanced at Gintoki: "There were indeed people who used the general as a snowboard Aru before."

Divine Ballad: ...General?Is that the general I thought it was?

It was a miracle that Mr. Gintoki's head was still on his neck.

No, what I should really worry about now is...Mr. Tosi, he... Will he sleep forever in the Gintama studio?

While talking, Awataguchi's short knives chased after him with a broken expression: "Bastard, return Mr. Tuosi back quickly!"

"That monster in the snow ahead! Stop and don't run!"

"It's not a snow monster! It's Katsura!"

"No way." Seeing this, Zhong Yuan Zhong also touched Shen Yao's head: "I'll stop them."

Shen Yao's face flushed slightly, and just about to say something, Dazai Osamu sighed strangely beside him: "Wow! That's amazing! You really deserve to be Chuya!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned: "...do you want to die?"

Osamu Dazai slid away from him, and continued to play in the minefield of his former partner with a turbulent tone: "Chuya, everyone is watching you now, violence is not advisable!"

"Then I'll bury you in the snow! Damn Dazai!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked to the left, then to the right, and thought silently, Mr. Dazai is indeed a magical character who can make a partner of any personality become irritable.

But at this very moment——

On the top of the mountain, a figure with orange hair and white clothes appeared.

"Oh? It's very interesting." The man smiled and said, "Let me join you too."

In the next second, Osamu Dazai, who strayed away from the crowd, was kicked down by the man, buried his face in the snow, used it as a ski, and slipped out without hindrance.

Osamu Dazai: "#@#...%$&!"

"..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Shenyao was stunned: "... too, Mr. Dazai..."

Kagura: "Bastard, bastard brother...why does he appear here, Aru?"

What happened one by one?Is it popular to use people as snowboards these days?

While everyone was standing still, only Ryunosuke Akutagawa was the first to react, set up the sled and chased after him: "Wait here! Bring Mr. Dazai back!"

—

Today's ski resort is extremely lively.

When Katsura Kotaro stepped on a kind-hearted Russian and was the first to pass quickly, the men with swords and swords staying in the middle of the ski resort, headed by California Qingguang, were all stunned.

"Then, what is that?" California Qingguang set up a pergola and looked into the distance: "I don't think he's riding a snowboard."

"That's probably a new type of skis." Yamato Mamoru answered.

"I see."

However, when the naked leader of the Shinsengumi slid past the same position, everyone froze.

"...Who was that just now?" California Qingguang murmured, "Why do I have the illusion that that person is skiing naked?"

"That's probably not a human being, it's a gorilla." Yamato Morinda covered Izumi Kyoka's eyes in time and replied with a smile.

"So that's it, it's a gorilla... What a ghost! How could a gorilla know how to ski!"

"No, it must be a gorilla."

While talking, when stepping on Dazai Osamu's Kamui passing by, they finally saw clearly the two people's way of skiing.

Ah this...

Is this the latest popular skiing method?

Everyone looked at Tsurumaru vigilantly, took him as the center of the circle, and took a step back in unison, lest he suddenly come up with a whim and shout, let's play human sledding too!

"Mr. Dazai!!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who used Rashomon as a ski pole, came aggressively from the top of the mountain, pulling up a rising snow mist behind his back: "That guy in front! Stop for me! Hurry up and bring Mr. Dazai back!!"

Many Blades: "..."

Today, today is the first day of travel, unexpectedly there are so many unexpected surprises, this is really...

Osamu Dazai, who was inexplicably used as a snowboard, tried to negotiate with the big devil who was stepping on his back: "I said, you really won't feel sorry for using others as snowboards like this?"

"Huh?" Shenwei tilted his head, and immediately showed a bright smile, and stepped harder: "No, not at all."

Osamu Dazai: ...Please come to the police and take this guy away.

Ah, no, having said that, the gorilla in the naked skiing in front is what they call the chief of the police station!

What an unreliable world this is!

Ruined!This time it's really over!

Akutagawa's voice came from behind: "Mr. Dazai! I'm coming down! I will never allow anyone to use you as a ski!"

Osamu Dazai: ...Then I really thank you.

Just when he had given up thinking, the white ski resort in front of him suddenly changed.

The snow began to flow, and gradually stabilized from the initial slope, forcing everyone to stop.

The chaotic scene finally stopped.

And what made it all was...

Osamu Dazai pouted the snow from his mouth, turned over and stood up, looking at the savior.

It is a red-haired boy carrying a gourd.

He has a handsome face, but he is dressed like a delinquent boy, such as the red tattoo on his forehead, or the thick circle of eyeliner around his eyes... Ah, it should be dark circles.

The first impression the young man gave people was that his temperament was condensed, but when he opened his mouth, it was a gentle tone that was completely different from his indifferent temperament. He asked, "Are you all alright?"

Who is this?

Just wondering, the Awataguchi daggers who came after them cheered excitedly: "It's Gaara!"

"Thank you! Ai!" Ranto Shiro rushed forward excitedly.

"It's really thanks to you this time!"

"You're welcome..." The young man's porcelain-white cheeks showed a faint pink, and he replied softly, "It's because sister Shenyao told me about it, and I happened to be at the foot of the mountain, so I came to help."

He is among the friends who were invited by Shenyao to travel this time.

"Ah!" Akita Fujishiro exclaimed in surprise: "Speaking of which, Mr. Tosi, how is he?"

Everyone rushed forward, pushed away the culprit, fished Mr. Tosi out of the snow, and turned him over again.

He was like a rag doll, lying there looking at the sky, his eyes were out of focus, and his expression was lifeless.

"Fun, it's over..." They looked at each other in blank dismay: "Mr. Tosi suffered too much, and he became like this!"

"Wow——Mr. Tosi! You are so miserable!"

"Mr. Tosi! My lord said that you are a strong Russian tough guy, cheer up!"

Dostoevsky, however, had stopped thinking.

He couldn't feel the gray sky or the pure snow.

Ah, back then, why did I come to Yokohama so persistently to look for "books"?

Is it not good to stay in Siberia and fight bears?

—

After a vigorous farce, everyone returned to the hot spring street.

"Maybe... soaking in a hot spring can make Mr. Tuo Si recover?" Shen Yao asked tentatively.

In fact, she wasn't sure.

This, this, there is no cure for heart disease, not everyone can be like Mr. Dazai, who is trampled on the front foot to surf in the snow, and then can continue to laugh and laugh heartlessly, hooking shoulders with the other party.

Gui, the suspect who caused all this, has been administratively detained by the Shinsengumi according to the law. Before he was taken away, he was still thumping and shouting: "Hot Spring Street! I will definitely come back! My vacation ,it's not finished yet!"

Everyone: Goodbye, you should never come back.

"However, having said that..." Shen Yao's eyes froze: "Why did you appear here?"

She remembered that she obviously did not invite Shenwei to come, after all, this is not a family trip.

"Huh?" Kamui replied lazily: "Recently, the organization arranged for us a mission nearby, so we came here to take a vacation."

"What's wrong?" Shenwei narrowed his eyes slightly: "Isn't Shenyao not welcoming brother?"

"It's not a question of whether you are welcome or not..." Shenyao meowed softly, "I'm just afraid that you will do something like using Mr. Dazai as a snowboard..."

It now appears that her previous concerns were not unfounded.

"Ah? Does it matter?" Shenwei seemed not to see Akutagawa's hostile eyes, and blinked innocently: "Afutu and I have played like this before. Doesn't this mean that our relationship is very good in disguise? ?"

Alas!Uncle Rabbit!I have really suffered for you all these years!

"Harm... Forget it..." Shenyao realized that she couldn't explain the truth to her idiot brother: "Kagura-chan, Kyoka, let's go to the hot spring, Qingguang, please help take care of Mr. Tosi."

"No problem! My lord!"

"Okay, sister!" Kagura asked excitedly, "Can I cook hot spring eggs?"

"Okay, but remember to cook less, and I'm going to have a seafood dinner later."

"Cook less? No problem!" Kagura picked up a large box of eggs and walked into the hot spring bath.

Indeed, there were only three of them girls on this trip.

Only when the lord and the others entered the girls' bath did the swords make any movement.

California Qingguang and Yamato Shou'an struggled to carry Tuosi into the bathing place.

"Let's go, let's go! Although there are hot springs in Honmaru, the natural hot springs are [-] times stronger than Honmaru!" Jiro Taidao held the sword in one hand and pushed it in: "I specially prepared high-quality sake. ! This time we won't get drunk!"

"Watching the snow while soaking in the hot spring is really elegant." Kasen Kanesada sighed.

Gaara is also very skilled in staying with Toshiro's family, and entered the bathing place with them. Behind him, Rantoshiro was holding his brother's arm and coquettishly: "Brother Yiqi! I will rub your back for you later." ah!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes in surprise.

Wait, so... was that kid originally a male? !

After all the men with swords and swords who were used to seeing each other frankly in daily life entered the bathing place, leaving a few big men outside the door looking at each other in blank dismay.

I thought we would only meet on the battlefield, but I really didn't expect such an embarrassing scene to happen one day.

"Everyone...don't you go in?" Atsushi Nakajima asked cautiously.

"Then Atsu-kun please go first." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but push Atsushi Nakajima in.

Atsushi Nakajima lost his balance for a moment, broke through the shower curtain and staggered forward a few steps, hitting a certain thick chest.

The little tiger was startled, reflexively took a few steps back, and waved his hands desperately: "No, I'm sorry!"

"huhuhuhu..." The man he bumped into gave a weird chuckle: "No, it's okay."

Nakajima Atsushi raised his head cautiously, and found that in front of him was a purple-haired samurai with a tough figure.

And very tall.

"What's wrong? Looking at me like this?" Qianzicun tilted his head, raised his hand and put it on his armor: "Do you want me to take it off?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "?!?!"

He backed away with a terrified chest protector: "No! No need!"

"Don't be shy." Qianzicun looked down at him with a smile and said, "A man can only show his true strength after taking off his clothes... isn't it?"

"I've never heard anything like that before!"

The trembling Atsushi Nakajima wanted to back out, but hit a tough chest again, he jumped and turned around.

"Ah? You are a young and vigorous boy, are you still afraid of soaking in hot springs?" Tong Tian Guan Zhengguo stared.

"No, I'm not afraid!" Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously stood up straight.

"Just don't be afraid." He reached out and hooked the little tiger's neck, dragging him involuntarily: "Then let's go! Let's chat, drink, soak in the bath and do push-ups!"

Atsushi Nakajima: ...What the hell is doing push-ups?Why do you need to emphasize physical exercise when taking a bath?

Help, help!Mr. Dazai!

Outside the bathroom, after hearing the commotion inside, Akutagawa Ryunosuke directly changed his position and walked away: "I don't need it..."

"Wait." Zhongyuan Zhong also grabbed his subordinates: "The leader also said that this time I let you come to the hot spring together to let your body recuperate. You are not allowed to run away."

"Cough, cough, cough, I seem to have a fever, this time I really don't need it..."

"What are you talking about? Are you a child?"

"I remember, Akutagawa didn't like to take a bath before?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile.

"Yes, I don't have any!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke quickly changed his words: "If Mr. Dazai wishes, then I..."

Atsushi Nakajima screamed in the bathing place: "Ahhhh! The hot spring is so hot!"

Accompanied by the encouragement of the swordsmen: "Come on! Dunjun! Just pass it! Men can't say they can't do it!"

"I forgot... my towel in the car." Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned around and wanted to run away.

"Wait, Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai called to stop him, "I brought a spare towel, let me lend it to you."

"...!"