Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"call……"

Is there anything more refreshing than soaking in a pure natural hot spring on a snowy day?

Shen Yao lay lazily on the stone pier built by the bank, her happy eyes narrowed slightly, and even her hair curled into the shape of a heart.

But she didn't forget to yawn to remind: "Kagura, remember to cook less hot spring eggs, sister, I feel like I'm going to become an egg soup base."

Kagura was pouring eggs into the hot spring pool, pausing for a moment, then honestly withdrew his hand: "Okay old lady! No problem old lady!"

Compared with the comfortable and quiet female soup here, the bustling opposite is like two worlds.

"Come on, come here, hold Akutagawa down for me!"

It was Brother Zhongye's voice.

Kagura froze when she was paddling the water.

No, why, why did you hold down Akutagawa?

"No problem! Mr. Nakaya!"

"No matter what, let him soak in the hot spring today!" Immediately afterwards, Shenyao also said firmly when he heard it.

Hmm... So I wanted Akutagawa to soak in the hot springs.

The other side of the men's soup was so lively that Mr. Akutagawa's protests could not be heard clearly, and Mr. Dazai Osamu's "gurgling" was particularly loud: "Mr. It's very fun—grumble—"

"Hey you bastard! Don't dive in hot spring pools! And don't try to kill yourself in hot springs!"

"Huh? What does it matter? Chuya, you really don't know how to be flexible."

"What does this have to do with my ignorance of flexibility?"

"Yes, can I get up?"

"No, it must be soaked for at least 3 minutes, right?"

Kagura swam to Shenyao's side, chewed on the hot spring eggs, stuffed one for her sister, and said casually, "Mr. Nakaya is just as worried as a mother."

Shen Yao was amused by this metaphor, and laughed.

Well, if you think about it carefully, it really will be like this.

As long as he is a partner and subordinate recognized by Chuya, he will treat each other with all his heart and give him unconditional trust and help...

Because, he is Zhongye.

She carefully peeled off the hot spring egg, and suddenly heard Sakata Gintoki's questioning voice from the opposite side: "By the way, have you seen Naruto now?"

"Eh?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, let me change the question, have you been to the Chunin exam?"

"Not...not yet, I'm not yet 12 years old." Gaara replied blankly.

"That's it... Speaking of which, besides Itachi, I quite like you. Can you take a photo with me when you have time?"

"No, no problem..."

Divine Ballad: "..."

What the hell is he doing?Molesting her little panda brother?Or do you simply really like Gaara as a character?

Hiss, I always feel that he has some other purpose.

After a while, another sound like this came from the opposite side.

"Oh! It's Dun-kun~ Come on, keep drinking!"

"I, I don't need it, Mr. Jiro, I'm not yet of age..."

"Is that so? Then which of you is an adult?"

"Report! Chuya is an adult! You can drink as much as you want!"

"Hey, bastard Dazai, what are you talking about?"

"Don't be polite, don't be polite, anyone can drink enough this time, hahahahaha!"

... At the beginning, the communication on the other side was quite normal.

Then, after about 10 minutes, the painting style gradually became abnormal.

……

"So far, I won't let you do whatever you want!"

This is a one-shot single-player voice.

"Ah, let's go, to the dark road of revenge!"

This is the voice of Xiao Yezuo's text.

"Hahahaha, it's okay, just touch it as you like."

This is the old man Sanriyue's wolf and tiger words.

"It's useless to defend yourself!"

This is Guangzhong's mother's knowing line.

"If it is dyed crimson on the battlefield, it will be more like a crane, right?"

It was rare to hear Tsurumaru speak in such a serious tone.

"You gloomy and dirty tolerance, please don't wake me up again!"

It's Nakaya's voice, this sentence sounds like a very powerful move line, similar to "scatter. Thousands of cherry blossoms" and "shatter. Mirror flower water moon" and other liberation words.

"Extraordinary power - disqualification in the world!" Dazai Osamu let out a long breath at the other end: "Really, Chuya, why are you like this just after drinking a glass of wine? Do you want to destroy Edo?"

Ah this...

Shenyao's dumb hair stood up and down again, dangling nervously.

So what's the situation on the other side?Simply drunk?But the atmosphere is even warmer than when the retrograde army invaded!Not good, very bad!

What the hell is going on in Male Soup?She is so curious!

She simply stood up from the hot spring pool, wrapped her bath towel tightly, and sneaked to the wall to eavesdrop.

Hoo hoo, it's so cold.

This is an open-air hot spring, and the ground is still covered with a thin layer of snow, which makes her feet turn red from the cold.

However, cold is cold, she still needs to satisfy her curiosity.

"Turtle Shell Hall, why are you wearing such tight clothes when you take a bath?" Qingguang Qingguang asked.

"Huh? Are you so curious about what's under my clothes? Hehehe...Everyone has a few little secrets."

Divine Ballad: "..."

No, you soak in a ghost hot spring with your clothes on.

Putting her ears against the wall and listening vigorously, Kagura suddenly slipped behind her with Izumi Kyoka and asked, "Old sister, what are you doing?"

Shen Yao made a gesture to her to keep her voice down: "Of course I'm eavesdropping."

"It's you, old lady, who can be so honest about the eavesdropping."

"Aren't you curious, what happened on the other side is so lively?"

Kagura Shiyuyan: "...Actually, it's just that my sister is curious..."

As soon as she spoke halfway, an egg was shoved into her mouth by Shenyao, and she almost choked to death.

"Hush—" Shenyao raised her index finger and showed her sister a threatening look of unknown meaning.

Kagura hurriedly shook her head, expressing that she would never speak again.

Unexpectedly, Quan Jinghua followed behind with a shocking sentence: "Could it be that Miss Shenyao likes Mr. Chuya?"

Shenyao knew Jinghua's upright character before, but she didn't expect that she could be so upright.

Under the gaze of Kagura suppressing a smile, Shenyao looked back with trembling eyes, looked directly at Kyoka's azure blue eyes without waves, and after a long while, had no choice but to nod and admit: "Yes."

Kagura was shocked: ...Is that how you admit it?Don't you want to cover it up a little bit?

Damn it!The elder sister was obviously unmoved by her various teasing before, and when she tried to make a joke, she still used her fists to punish her!Why did Jinghua answer as soon as she asked?

Kagura stuffed the hot spring egg into his mouth angrily.

"But... how should I say it." Shen Yao squatted down slowly, her cheeks turned red little by little, and she didn't know whether it was from the hot spring when she just soaked in the hot spring, or because she was shy. On the ground, the voice became softer and softer: "Although I confessed to him..."

Kagura: "...?!"

Sue, confess?So fast?

Wow old lady, I really shouldn't have ridiculed you two for playing Alu who wanted to die... You are simply a role model for our Tutu family!To hit a straight ball so quickly!

"Although I confessed...but...Chuya still answered me, waiting for me to grow up."

Kagura: Hey, is this the sour smell of love in the legend?

Shenyao's porcelain-white cheeks showed a faint crimson color, and her cobalt blue eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist. She curled up on the ground with her knees in her arms, and pushed a strand of hair behind her ears, looking extraordinarily beautiful. Arouse pity.

Kagura couldn't help but stare blankly for a moment.

That's right, she and her elder sister are both rabbits who have inherited Mommy's beauty, and they are not at all the same as the group of crooked melons and dates in the same clan. They have feminine charm.

An excellent girl like Old Sister... meets a human who doesn't care about her blood and strange power, but is really willing to accept her... Ah, maybe it's not human, anyway, no matter what race it is, it's normal.

"Isn't this very good!" Kagura held her hand tightly: "Because Mr. Chuya is a very good and responsible person, that's why he made such a promise to you, waiting for you to grow up!"

"Uh-huh."

Shenyao continued to maintain the state of an innocent girl for a while, covering her face for a while, then suddenly raised her head and looked at Kagura.

"how about you?"

"……uh-huh?"

"What are you huh, huh?" Shen Yao stood up abruptly, and took a few steps forward with his sister: "When Dad knew that you were cohabiting with a certain adult man on Earth for a long time, he almost frightened you bald all night. all the hair!"

"Huh?" Kagura waved his hands again and again: "Impossible, impossible, I'm not interested in the decadent uncle, Aru."

"Also, correct me." Kagura said decisively, "I sleep in a closet every night!"

"... Where did my sister help you pay the rent?"

"I took all the silver sauce to play steel balls."

Shen Yao pulled up her bathrobe and put it on her body, rolled up her sleeves, and was about to climb over the wall and beat someone up.

"Wait, wait!" Kagura was very frightened by her sister's swift action: "Old sister, calm down, there is a male soup on the opposite side!"

"Then beat me up next time." Shenyao dragged a small bench and sat down, motioning for Kagura to continue, "So? Kagura, have you ever considered developing a brother-in-law for me on Earth?"

Kagura recalled the words of the fortune-teller girl she met in Wanwu before, her teeth were sore for a while, and she said sullenly: "Old sister... I'm only 12 years old...it's still early."

"It's getting late. When you were as old as Xiao Kagura, I already knew Zhongya." Shen Yao raised her eyebrows slightly and turned her attack.

"..." Kagura was speechless for a moment.

Isn't she the only one who teases her sister on this topic every day!Why did the status suddenly change today!

So, Kagura hurriedly changed the subject: "Old sister, you see that Kamui is so old now, in his early sixteens, you should care about the future marriage and relationship status of the idiot brother, not mine."

"Him?" Shen Yao thought about it carefully, then shook her head crazily: "Is there really a girl who would like to be with him?"

Only a good subordinate like Afu Rabbit who is dedicated to being a father and a mother is willing to accompany this brat.

Thinking that the idiot big brother might spend his whole life alone and alone, the two sisters fell silent.

"How about... let's give Uncle Rabbit a try?" Kagura asked.

"Hey, are you a devil? Uncle Rabbit's crime doesn't stop there!"

While the two sisters were laughing and laughing, a question suddenly sounded in their ears: "Huh? It seemed like you were discussing me just now?"

It is divine power.

Suddenly, Shenwei's voice came from the other side of the wall, and the two rabbits almost jumped back into the water together in fright.

"What are you doing, idiot brother! Seriously, don't speak suddenly! It's scary!" Kagura punched hard on the wall of the cubicle, and the wall creaked unbearably. She gritted her teeth, Pretend you're hammering Kamui in the face.

"I should ask you this question, right?" Shenwei clicked his tongue, "Two girls actually did something like voyeurism..."

"No peeping!" Shen Yao retorted.

"Yes! Old lady, she just wanted to eavesdrop!" Kagura nodded righteously, and in the next second, received a heavy punch from Shenyao, covering her head and yelling.

Kamui: "..."

"You girl, what are you talking about?" Shen Yao gritted her teeth.

"I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything Aru!"

Brother Rabbit on the opposite side sighed softly without any trace: "Is that so? Do you want to listen to Shenyao so much? It's not impossible to praise brother and help you record or record videos."

"Who cares about you, idiot, bastard, pervert, go to hell!"

"Really? Don't you want to watch the orange head video over there?" Shenwei's voice sounded meaningful: "Although he is not tall, he has a good figure."

"..."

A few seconds later, Kagura exclaimed from the opposite side: "What's wrong with you, old lady! You have a nosebleed! Are you on fire?"

Kamui covered his lips, his eyes were crooked, and he couldn't stop laughing.

"Shut up, I'm fine!" Shen Yao slapped the wall angrily, "Shenwei! Remember it! You will definitely have to make do with Afutu for the rest of your life!"

"Oh? That's really a blessing to you."

"Kagura, Kyoka, let's go! Stop soaking in the hot springs, go eat a seafood feast!" Shenyao threw a bathrobe to each of them, dressed and walked to the door, not forgetting to turn around and say harsh words: "Shenwei, you straight man—"

The next second, there was a loud bang.

It just passed through the pitiful compartment held by the two sisters, and was finally overwhelmed, and fell towards the male soup with a crash.

Shen Yao quickly covered the eyes of her younger sister and Jing Hua, but she didn't have time to cover her own.

Kagura desperately wanted to poke her head out of Shenyao's hands: "What, what? Let me be healthy! Let me be healthy!"

For a while, the world was silent.

About three seconds later, someone on the other side even covered his chest and screamed loudly.

In the middle of the call, I realized something was wrong.

Ah, no, they are still wearing bath towels, why do big men cover their chests.

Only the Kikko Sadamune looked excited: "What? So the master wants to see me with such a mood? It's ok! You can look wherever you want, come on—— !"

Kikko Sadamune, who was talking about wolves and tigers, was pushed into the hot spring pool by Hasebe.

"We... didn't see anything."

Shen Yao turned her head stiffly, left these words, and walked into the locker room.

At least, what Shenwei said just now is true.

"But old lady, you have a nosebleed again, Lu."

"I don't! It's because I ate too many hot spring eggs and got angry!"

"Will you get angry if you eat too many hot spring eggs?"