Store Manager's Hell

In the evening, the sky is full of gorgeous fire clouds. It is late spring, but some branches have not yet sprouted fresh leaves, and a few bare dead branches are clawing towards the sky, as if they have scratched the sky. , The bright red blood stained the sky.

On the back hill of a certain school, a petite figure was kneeling on the ground, the hem of the wide school uniform was covered with mud.

The girl frantically crawled forward with her hands and feet, her mouth opened and closed helplessly, and there was an inexplicable gurgling sound from her throat, and saliva flowed down the hard-to-close corner of her mouth, merging with the tears rolling down her cheeks. Together.

The mobile phone she usually never left was thrown ten meters away by her at this time. The pink mobile phone case covered with stickers has cracked, and a large piece of the mobile phone screen has also been cracked. But the speaker was not broken, and a deep male voice, like the whisper of a demon, echoed on the desolate hills:

"Didn't you say you love me?"

"Don't you say that every day?"

"Now say it, say you love me..."

The girl didn't dare to turn her head back, she crawled forward with tears streaming down her face, and cried out in grief:

"Please, Ah Lin, you go back, I...I don't want...don't die..."

After the male voice paused for a while, the blurred bust on the screen gradually enlarged, enlarged, and enlarged.

A sexy and slightly pretty lip occupies the entire screen!

The girl's crawling body suddenly stopped, and then she wailed even more heart-piercingly!

She was being dragged backward by a terrifying suction force!

Behind, is the mobile phone!

The girl was so frightened that she wailed, but she had already lost control of her body. She could only grab the dirt in front of her in a panic, screaming until blood filled her throat, hoping to recover when things were irreversible. Before, hold back a little.

Until the whole person was submerged in the phone screen, she still had a little bit of hope.

Eventually, clutching handfuls of weeds and dirt, she disappeared from the phone screen.

That lip was much redder than before. It stuck out its tongue and licked its lips, licking off the layer of blood covering it, and the shape of the lips became even more seductive and charming:

"This is the taste of a lover..."

……

Lu Zaobai recently was troubled by a problem.

How should he treat this brat who wakes up from time to time?

If you ask in a simpler and understandable way, is it the wrong way to feed your dog food, or is the dog not raised properly and needs to be re-raised?

If you want to bite the bullet and continue to raise it, how should it be more appropriate?

That slap for no reason made Lu Zaobai quite upset, thinking that he should wake up for a while as a warning, but the degree of sickness of Shi Xing was far beyond his imagination.

After Shu You was hospitalized, Lu Zaobai took care of him for a period of time, so naturally he didn't plan to deal with some idiot lying outside the glass of the ward, eagerly waiting for his eyes.

But I can't stand the existence of this product is too strong!

On the first day, he held a bunch of roses and stared at Lu Zaobai the whole time, as if Lu Zaobai was a flowering succulent plant, and he didn't look like he came to visit Shuyou at all. .

Lu Zaobai resolutely ignored it.

On the second day, he brought a pile of boiled eggs, and said with a virtuous face that rubbing the wound with boiled eggs would be good for recovery, and it didn't look like he was here to deliver meals.

Lu Zaobai rubbed his face, which was just a little bit less swollen, and ignored it again.

On the third day, he sneaked in with the big white bear in his arms, and said pitifully that the big white bear missed your cooking, and he didn't look like he came to walk an animal at all.

Before Lu Zaobai could speak, Shijing kicked Shi Xing and his dog out decisively when he came to visit him.

Four days later, Lu Zaobai started to go to work normally, but when he came outside the store at nine o'clock in the morning on Sunday, he found that his store was blocked and everyone was watching.

For a moment, Lu Zaobai thought that he had offended some customer, causing him to hang himself quietly in front of his shop in the middle of the night.

However, like Moses parting the sea, he struggled to push away the crowd on both sides. After seeing Shi Xing who was huddled at the door holding the washboard in despair, Lu Zaobai resolutely got out from the road that had just been opened.

#This person must be poisonous#

In fact, seeing his distraught little appearance, and those doggy eyes full of anticipation and comfort, Lu Zaobai also felt awkward, but now he couldn't find a suitable attitude to treat Shi Xing.

Lu Zaobai, who doesn't have any experience in dating, and even has a severe shortage of experience in making friends in recent years, began to worry.

In the long run, "how to be a man's [cross out] friend" is also a very debatable topic.

As for Shu You, a best friend... oh, he doesn't count.

After all, he and Shijing belong to completely different species in terms of thinking band.

The worried Lu Zaobai seriously consulted Shu You on this issue, and Shu You lay on the hospital bed, biting an apple, and said:

"It's not difficult, just subdue him."

Lu Zaobai, who was slightly shocked by Shu You's obscenity, regretted deeply in his heart:

That youth who was as pure as snow was dyed into such behavior by the dye vat of society.

He took two or three bites of the apple from his hand, peeled it, and cut the flesh into a size suitable for the mouth, and asked with the mentality of consulting love strategies:

"How was he at that time?"

Shu You touched his nose and smiled:

"I haven't done it yet, I still need to work hard."

...It's over, Shu You's current thinking band doesn't look normal anymore.

At the same time, Yuan woke up when he was working in the president's office, and shivered from the air.

After Lu Zaobai came back from the hospital again, he fell into deeper melancholy.

The ambiguous object and the best friend are now running all the way in the direction of abnormal human beings, refusing to turn back, how can it be broken?

Lu Zaobai, who was lazily leaning against the counter and sifting coffee powder, was awakened by a crisp female voice:

"Manager, I want the signature coffee with milk~"

Lu Zaobai naturally freed himself from his emotions to serve God. After saying "wait a moment", he turned around and picked out a clean and delicate porcelain cup, and accurately scooped out 10g of coffee powder with a small spoon. When he was about to put the coffee powder into the pot and add water to cook, his eyes turned and happened to land on the girl's mobile phone screen that was still on on the counter.

There was a face resembling a certain male celebrity.

Lu Zaobai wasn't very interested in this discovery at first, and didn't intend to gossip about it, but the girl caught Lu Zaobai's passing sight, picked up the phone with a smile, and waved it in front of his eyes:

"Shop manager, guess what this is?"

Lu Zaobai has always been a gentleman and polite to girls, he pushed his gold-rimmed glasses and guessed:

"Boyfriend?"

The girl's smile is getting sweeter:

"Well, it's almost there, this is a mobile phone boyfriend who is very popular recently~"

Phone boyfriend?

Next, within a few minutes of waiting for the coffee to be brewed, Lu Zaobai accepted a very detailed science and Amway.

This is a mobile game that has become very popular among college girls recently. After entering the game, girls can name their virtual boyfriend and set his occupation, appearance, height, weight, personality, constellation, blood type and other attributes. The number of attributes for design is extremely cumbersome, as many as one hundred.

After the character is generated, this virtual boyfriend will wake you up every day, chat with you, and have dinner with you.At the beginning, it can only say some simple words, but as the intimacy value rises, its intelligence will gradually increase, and it will gradually accompany you from philosophy of life to poetry and poetry. Install a camera and a radio, judge the owner's emotional reaction and say the corresponding words, and there is a chance to activate the god-level flirting skills.It is said that there are girls from several schools who have fallen in uncontrollable love with their mobile phones.

... Isn't this the legendary Cheng Jing?

However, Lu Zaobai was not yet sensitive enough to have anything to do with ghosts and gods. He listened to the girl's words and couldn't help thinking that if Shu You were here, he would lazily say, what's the use? Can't do it.

After imagining the reaction of his best friend, the corner of his mouth curled up.

But this emotional reaction fell into the girl's eyes, and she successfully misunderstood it.

She lay prone on the counter, leaned forward, and said excitedly:

"The store manager, let me tell you, my best friend's mobile phone boyfriend looks very much like you."

Lu Zaobai: "..."

After choosing between the two modal particles "oh" and "hehehe" for a while, he finally chose to shut up and smile.

The girl talked more and more vigorously, her eyes were full of light:

"Shop manager, you don't understand what I mean! People in real life can also YY~ You can use photo editing software to set the appearance of your mobile phone boyfriend!"

"..."

Why do you feel that this girl is a bit inappropriate?

Sure enough, in the next second, she showed her original shape, and said with a smile on her face:

"I can see it~ Manager, you and your boyfriend are having a temper tantrum, aren't you? Let me tell you, you can use your boyfriend's photo to play with your boyfriend on your mobile phone~ You can bully him as you like! You can beat him and scold him Don’t talk back! You can still gag him in a maid’s sailor suit... But in reality, you’d better forgive him quickly! You don’t even know, he looked like that poor little boy that day, holding a rubbing cloth Ban is squatting at the door, so pitiful that I want to call someone crazy~"

... Sister, do your parents know that you are shaking so much?

In the end, the speechless Lu Zaobai expressed his gratitude to the girl, but said indifferently in his heart:

Isn't it just an upgraded version of □□ Penguin? How old am I, and I only go to play when I am full.

…That night, 24-year-old Comrade Lu Zaobai unfortunately ate a little stuffed.

Playing with the phone, silently looking at the hundreds of blank design panels and the realistic cherry blossoms fluttering in the wind in the background, Lu Zaobai couldn't help but cheer himself up.

Hmm... He just looked at it, yes, looked at it.

At least, this way you can learn from others how to treat your boyfriend [cross out] the right way!

This is observation and learning, um.

So, he pursed his lips, and typed the name he had chanted countless times in the column of name information:

time to wake up.