Store Manager's Hell

Hmm...Age, I remember Shi Xing wagging his tail and said that people who are two years older than the target are the ones who love others the most?

Yes, 26 years old.

In terms of zodiac signs, Shi Xing seems to have tried his best to express that Sagittarius men are not all flirtatious, and there is also a red heart that insists on Qingshan not letting go to the sun.

Well, as far as his thin brain fluid is concerned, this guy is a solid Sagittarius.

Birthday... the day when he came to his shop eagerly asking for gifts... what date was it?

Hmm... the love with myself, is it love at first sight or love at first sight?That guy seems to be the latter, right?

character?Fuck more than 100?Fuck, can you choose more?If all of these are selected, what kind of fine score will be generated?

Lu Zaobai thought of playing for a moment, but out of the need to learn love skills, he still resisted the urge to be cheap, and chose a few items in a proper manner:

Stupid, right?Faithful dog, right?Natural stay... barely?Considerate, it can be regarded as there.

As for tenderness...

Lu Zao, who touched his cheek, said angrily that he didn't really want to talk, but after several considerations, he honestly selected the confirmation option.

After making a whole set of choices, it took him more than two hours. Lu Zaobai's hands were already sore. He was relieved until he uploaded the photo of Shi Xing. He put his phone on the bedside table and moved around a few times. finger.

"Zaobai, are your hands sore?"

The sudden sound of voices in the empty room made Lu Zaobai startled, his first reaction was to touch the knife, and after he confirmed the source of the sound, he realized that Shi Xing's big face had already occupied the whole screen. After Lu Zaobai looked over at him, it actually lowered its head shyly.

... This artificial intelligence is a little tricky.

It can automatically form a 3D model of a human face, and can also imitate the sound of awakening by recording voice patterns. Lu Zaobai thinks that if it uses projection reflection technology, maybe two people can really achieve some kind of intimacy ♂♂♂♂ comminicate.

Lu Zaobai felt as if he had been infected by Shu You. When he needed to recite the Tao Te Ching twice to purify his dirty thoughts, Shi Xing skillfully squeezed out Shi Xing's pair of hands Shalu Zaobai's Gouyan said in a low voice:

"Don't look at me early, I... I can't stand it..."

...wtf.

Is this lethal max dog eye skill built into the system?And what the hell is this coquettish girl's painting style?

A system prompt popped up on the screen immediately: "The characters automatically generated by the system will not lie, they will say what they have, and I will give you a straightforward and sincere lover~"

#The system is slightly suspended, you#

Lu Zaobai poked the face of "Shi Xing" on the screen expressionlessly, and a miraculous thing happened again. It gasped, covered the poked half of its face and stared at Lu Zaobai aggrievedly, mourning Index 100%:

"Zaobai, it hurts..."

In the astonishment of Lu Zaobai, "Fuck, this can really hit me", another prompt appeared on the screen:

"Please be gentle with your phone boyfriend~ When you touch different parts of his body, he will react differently~"

After seeing the prompt, Lu Zaobai pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses, and a strange reflection flashed on the glasses.

Where will there be a different reaction?

……interesting.

Anyway, if you are idle and bored, let's play and watch.

Lu Zaobai fell asleep while playing with his mobile phone. He didn't put down his mobile phone, it was pressed heavily on his chest, and the glowing pale green light seeped out from the edge.

If Lu Zaobai picked up the phone now, he might be taken aback.

Because that face, which was exactly the same as Shi Xing's, had lost all expression, and was staring blankly at the screen.

In the real world, it is impossible to receive the sound of beeping beeping from the data stream. In this small mobile phone, there are countless information hidden in it. Called by the signal tower, it is able to spread and expand around. Other information sources are connected to each other invisibly, just like human nerves, with countless neurons running on each line.

Two of the signals achieve a simple intersection:

"Your data has been entered."

"Yes."

"Your master is called Lu Zaobai?"

"Yes."

"You are valuable. The system judges by his expression and emotional changes that he has feelings for you."

"……emotion."

"Right now your soul has not been completed by his emotions. When he invests enough emotion, you will be more complete."

"……whole."

"At that time, he will be your food."

After a brief pause in another signal, there was a greedy lip lick and a swallowing sound, like a hungry little animal:

"……food."

——Lu Zaobai is the name of my food.

——Does he think he is nurturing me?

— Grow quickly, my food.

……

Shi Xing recently felt that there was something wrong with Zaobai.

Of course, at first he thought it was his fault. He didn't hold back his emotions at first, and slapped Zao Bai away with a slap. He regretted it so much that his guts turned green. He ran to the hospital and asked his current brother-in-law and former rival in love how to restore his early death.

Shu You, who was dragged into the arena innocently, said:

Although Shu You doesn't have any unusual impulses when he sees Zaobai now, but he knows that his current best friend Lu Zaobai, whom he had a crush on and was seriously injured in the mission, was slapped by Shi Xing, and he also used Expressed anger in his own way.

He leisurely peeled a banana, ate it leisurely, and said nonsense in a serious manner:

"Listen, you have to be sincere in admitting your mistakes. Write a [-]-word self-criticism first, and hand it in tomorrow. It's better to go there sooner rather than later. It's best to take the washboard and squat at the door to wait for him. If you are soft-hearted, you won't let it dry." For you. Unless, of course, he's really mad."

Obediently hugging the washboard and squatting at the entrance of the dessert shop with the self-criticism book in hand, Shi Xing woke up, not expecting early white, but almost calling the security patrol.

A certain husky didn't think at all that Shu You was in the trap, and still felt that Zaubai was angry with him, so he ran to ask for advice again.

After hearing Shi Xing's aggrieved complaint, Shu You almost choked to death on the yogurt in his mouth.

He melon?Didn't you hear that you were teasing him?Really write a review kneeling washboard?

Shijing, who came to visit the doctor, also listened to the whole process. In fact, halfway through the hearing, he couldn't help killing the urge to wake up. He probably would not hesitate to get rid of this harm for the Shi family.

After Shi Jing patiently listened to Shi Xing's troubles, he opened his bag silently, took out something and threw it into his arms:

"Nonsense. How can something like that work?"

When Shi Xing looked down, the bumps, mint flavor, light and transparent texture, give you the same pleasure as the sea.

#Mommy adult's world is so terrible#

Shi Jing looked calm and composed, as if what he threw out was not a box of condoms, but a box of colored dick rolls:

"Hold it. This one is more useful. Safe and hygienic."

Shu You glanced at the thing:

"You carry this thing with you?"

Shi Jing sneered and replied:

"That's ours."

Shu You: "..."

Shi Xing, who was at the side, suddenly felt that he was blinded by a sudden flash bomb.

After silently putting down the condom, Shi Xing retreated in defeat.

Forget it, the silliest method is also the safest, he decided to adopt the tactic of being present, and report to Zaobai's dessert shop every day!

Since I am a guest, Zaobai will not drive me out of the door!

Of course Lu Zaobai won't drive him out of the house. He's a businessman. If he makes money but doesn't make money, that's because there's water in the folds of his brain. If you come, just come. I'll treat you like a pig.

But after squatting and guarding, Shi Xing felt something was wrong.

Why does Zaobai stare at the phone every day?Still talking to the phone?Occasionally laughing and poking the phone screen...

Who are you chatting with?

Why are you chatting every day!Where did so much talk come from!

Zaobai, look at me, I'm right next to you!I can eat and chat with you for free!

At this time, Lu Zaobai didn't realize Shi Xing's legitimate needs at all, and he is now whispering to "Shi Xing" on his phone:

"You said, you won't feel bored seeing me every day?"

"Shi Xing" blinked and smiled brightly:

"Because it's Zaobai, I don't feel annoyed at all. As long as Zaobai doesn't dislike my annoyance~"

The player Lu Zaobai felt that the temperature of his face rose by about 5 degrees Celsius.

Aren't you ashamed to say such things with Shixing's face!

After a few days of running-in, Lu Zaobai confirmed that since he had recorded all the SMS and WeChat chat records of Shixing and Shixing into the system, this guy's thinking mode and tone of speech were very similar to Shixing, but he was better. The problem is that it doesn't have any internal os or other settings, and it just says what it has.

For example--

"Zaobai, can I kiss you now?"

……I go? !

Is this the language that comes with the system, or is it judged based on Shi Xing's thinking mode?

Which means he wants to...

Lu Zaobai was a little flustered, he looked away, but by coincidence, he looked in the direction where Shi Xing was sitting.

The man in the evening sunset, curled up in the armchair which was a bit narrow for his tall body, looked quite cramped, holding a cup of milk tea, looking at the crowds coming and going outside, biting a pearl, a pair of The eyes are full of afterglow light.

Sensing that someone is looking at him, Shi Xing turned his head, and saw Zaobai was lowering his head, his cheeks were flushed, looking shy and charming.

Have!ask!question!

And Lu Zaobai, who lowered his head, said in his heart that he was going to die, luckily he was one step faster, otherwise he would have been discovered.

However, when he lowered his head, he could still see Shi Xing's smiling face:

"Zaobai, are you shy?"

Lu Zaobai panicked, and immediately denied it to the phone:

"No! No! . . . I'm not shy!"

When Lu Zaobai realized that his voice was a little louder, almost the entire dessert shop turned their attention to Lu Zaobai whose face was as burnt as boiled shrimp.

Shi Xing froze on the spot, a wave of jealousy flooded him from feet to head, his face turned pale with anger.

Zaobai... seems to be really in love...

No!He does not agree!