Battle of Virtual Divas

The first meeting of the two "non-human life forms", Hatsune Moyan left a very deep impression on Nakahara Chuya.

Especially after Zhongyuan Zhongye asked his real identity, he felt very unbelievable—this guy is the new subordinate of that mackerel?Are you serious?He really didn't see anything reliable from this guy at all!

Just like now.

"The logistics office is just around the corner from Dazai's office. How did you get down here?"

It was quickly seen that this guy with no expression fluctuations was actually very simple. Gang Hei's conscience showed his good intentions to help the old woman cross the road, and Zhongyuan Zhong also decided to send this "child" who was half a head taller than him back to the blue and white Yu's office, as for the possibility of "cleaning up the mess for Osamu Dazai and his subordinates" in the future... Be optimistic, think about other things, he will treat it as helping lost children go home, right?

The young man with light green hair followed closely behind him, Nakahara also suspected that he was actually stepping on his own footprints, just like a child would happily step on the ground that an adult stepped on, but the height was changed After a while, the image of a short child in his mind was replaced by a handsome boy with a height of 1.7 meters, and Zhong Yuan also felt a layer of goose bumps on his arms.

"Inquiry." A few seconds after he asked the question, as if after serious consideration, the onion-haired boy replied in a flat tone: "Ask Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu said 'find it yourself', so I randomly picked one Direction search for back office."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Okay, so you just randomly searched for the Interrogation Department, right?This luck is also quite indescribable - and how could the mackerel fail to see this guy's situation, he clearly did it on purpose, right?

Zhong Yuan was also silent for a while, but before he could continue to say something, the boyish voice with electricity came from behind him again: "Then exchange names with Zhong Yuan Zhong."

"..." He might understand this guy's way of thinking a little bit, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head, stared at the carefully carved face, and then turned back without saying a word, feeling that his back was tightly stuck to him The sight on his body is not so hard to bear—so, this guy is really trying to learn to communicate, right?

This feeling of raising a child... so tiring.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed in his heart.

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[Finally succeeded. 】

Hatsune Moyan also sighed in his heart.

[I have already left a suitable impression on the same kind of people, and then I should let the direct superiors think the same way... But the difficulty will increase a lot. Compared with this kind of people, my current boss is not easy to fool at all. 】

Following Nakahara Nakaya into the office of his immediate superior, Hatsune Moyan immediately cheered up—there was still a tough battle to fight, this Dazai Osamu's mind was spinning fast, and he must not let him find out that something was wrong.

"You can smell the disgusting smell of slimy slugs from ten meters away—"

"Huh? Obviously your mackerel is full of fishy smell from the river, right?"

The boy with half of his face wrapped in a white bandage was lying on his back on the leather sofa in the office, holding a game console and playing with great joy, his fingers moved rapidly on the keys, and the only eye that was exposed was firmly fixed. Staring at the screen, without any distribution to the people who entered this office, Osamu Dazai continued to complain in a long tone: "It takes so long to send a bill to the logistics department, this subordinate is too useless Bar?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at him, his eyebrows twitched, but he didn't make a sound.

Anyway, no matter how "unsociable" this guy named Hatsune Moyan is...then he must have something special, otherwise, how could Mackerel agree to accept such a "troublesome" person? subordinate?

Anyway, since he is the subordinate of that guy Dazai, no matter how he reprimands him, it is not within the scope of Nakahara to discipline him. Even if they are still a pair of plastic partners, but in the country of Sakura who does not want to meddle in other people's affairs and cause trouble, even a black hand The party will also follow this unspoken rule to a considerable extent.

"I'll be 'useful' soon."

The green-haired boy replied sternly that he didn't seem to be aware of this kind of irony, or that he didn't understand the negative emotions of inferiority or resentment in the face of this situation. He paid more attention to the blame than the boss's blaming What seems to be to report his task first: "The bill has been sent to the logistics department."

"Which department's floor did you deliver it to?" Osamu Dazai seemed to know it well.

Hatsune said silently, "I don't know."

After answering quickly, he paused again, and then spoke again: "Four floors down, it's the floor where we met Nakahara Chuya and exchanged names."

Osamu Dazai gave a "poof" laugh, and said meaningfully: "If a week later, you are still in the state where you should stay in the kindergarten and chat with children, then you have to let the dark dwarf come to you. Be the boss."

Nakahara Chuya who was silent at the side: "...?"

What's the matter with him?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also confused: "What do you mean, isn't he the direct subordinate you brought back?"

Osamu Dazai didn't answer him, but shook his head and spread his hands, and said in a sighing tone: "Look, if you can't do it, you can only serve as a subordinate to a stupid, short and violent slug, dwarf You can’t even figure out such a simple thing, what a terrible thing it is, you have to know that there is no way out for a slug to be a subordinate, and you can’t win the chance to let your little friend go out~”

Chuya Nakahara: "You bastard——"

"Wow! Not good, the dwarf is going to get angry!" Seeing his partner roll up his sleeves, Osamu Dazai immediately jumped up from the sofa, holding the game console in his hands as if to run away, and kept talking The anger gauge that was about to fill up with his provocative partner: "The dwarf doesn't want to admit that he is stupid and stupid! This is simply the truth. It is obviously something that even the current Hatsune-kun can understand, but the slug can't think of it!"

"This guy is like a child who has grown up for ten years. He even needs to learn normal communication. How could he understand such a crooked thing like you!" In the next second, it was about to detach from the forehead of the orange-haired boy, and bounced to the ground, jumping around.

"Hatsune-kun, what should I do? The dwarves don't believe you~" The young boss whose face was half wrapped in a white bandage blinked his kite-colored pupils, looked at the straight subordinate who stood motionless, and said with a smile :

"Quickly, let the little man recognize the facts, this is an order from the superior."

……

【It's faster than expected, since he mobilized Mr. Zhongyuan's emotions, the temptation has come.Sure enough, this guy's vigilance and sensitivity are absolutely extraordinary. Is this why the leader of the port mafia asked me to be his subordinate?Once there is any other purpose, it is easy to show his feet in this invisible temptation. 】

[Should we express "understanding"?If you make a dazed look, this is normal and there is no doubtful reaction, but it is very detrimental to my purpose-I need to prove my "usefulness", and the most important thing is...]

The young man with light green hair didn't reveal any emotion from his pupils, he just blinked his eyes very briefly, and the light green eyelashes of the same color as the hair cast a circle of fine shadows under his eyes, as if after a short period of time. After thinking about the process, he turned his head to the direction of Zhongya Zhongyuan, and began to answer very obediently:

"Because I'm useful, even if I can't serve as Dazai Osamu's subordinate, I still have to be useful in other ways."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It seems to be so interesting, although this guy didn't understand it very well - no, isn't he not even clear about communication?Why do you understand this kind of thing? !

Osamu Dazai saw what his partner was thinking at a glance, and said with a half-smile: "Look, this is Hatsune-kun's learning achievement, and the slug can't even compare to a beginner who just started learning to communicate. Is it stupid and stupid realistic?"

Before the orange-haired and blue-eyed boy pressed his veins and got angry, the guy who was "threatened" to change his boss tilted his head, and the tone of his calm tone abruptly revealed "doubt". He asked very seriously:

"But, making Dazai Osamu his subordinate will win the opportunity to let Hisakuku leave the underground?"

Osamu Dazai: "Of course - no."

Osamu Dazai smiled and continued: "To get your little friend out of the underground, at least you have to be a cadre—even I am not a cadre now. Judging from Hatsune-kun's current state, your little friend will wait in the underground. It's been a long time."

"I want to be a cadre." Hatsune Moyan replied immediately.

"Then continue to work hard?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "At least from the current point of view, if Hatsune-kun wants to maintain your learning speed, even if it takes a long time for normal communication, Hatsune-kun will soon be fine. Useful."

【Passed. 】

It wasn't until he heard Osamu Dazai say this that Hatsune Moyan was able to confirm that he successfully held the line of defense under this wave of temptation.

[Simply pretending to be a blank sheet of paper won’t work for him. Indeed, since he can think about the need to make contributions to getting Hisakusa out of the underground, he needs to show a corresponding level of intelligence beforehand, otherwise there will be inconsistencies—but my current performance The output status is "has very little communication experience", so this needs to be adjusted. 】

"Next time, remember to consider whether your explanation can be understood by the other party, because people have different understanding abilities."

Osamu Dazai showed a smile that would make the back of his partner's head blaze again, and sat on the sofa with his legs folded, looking extraordinarily leisurely: "After all, you are so stupid as a slug (Chuya Nakahara: You really deserve a beating, right? ?!), if you don’t explain it clearly, he won’t be able to understand it.”

Obviously, the onion-haired boy listened, and his eyes were fixed on Osamu Dazai all the time. It seemed that because of his lack of communication experience, he wanted to write down all the expressions, movements and words of Osamu Dazai, perhaps as a reference?

Nakahara also felt that it was not a good choice for him to learn from Dazai. He dared not imagine that there would be two "Dazai" in front of him in the future, it would be a nightmare like a scene.

So he couldn't help but say: "Speak less and learn from mackerel."

Hatsune silently cast his focused eyes on him immediately, stared seriously at his cobalt blue eyes for a few seconds, and then suddenly let out a breath of surprise: "Nakahara Chuya and Osamu Dazai have a bad relationship. .”

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Alright, mackerel is right about this point, this guy is a quick learner.

Osamu Dazai didn't mind at all if he was called out or had a bad relationship with his partner. He focused on other things: "Don't call by your full name, it will sound awkward."

Hearing this, the onion-haired young man showed the exact same expression as Osamu Dazai just now. He should have just stared at his boss for a long time and learned what he has learned. However, under the current situation, his expression looks so different. A little weird.

Osamu Dazai just put on a smirk, so he also put on a smirk similar to that of Osamu Dazai: "Chuya and Ji don't have a good relationship."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Nakahara couldn't help but let out a "puchi" laugh, the corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth froze, and he raised his forehead and said:

"...It seems that Hatsune-kun needs to learn normal communication first."