Battle of Virtual Divas

Hatsune silently said that "learning" is very fast.

In easy-to-understand words, he has an IQ that is enough to disdain most of the port mafia, and what he lacks is the input of knowledge and experience. The difference between him and ordinary people is like the comparison between a 0 krypton account and a GM... Although Only he himself knows how much water is in the middle.

In any case, no matter what the truth is, the "rapid progress" he has shown should be a good thing in everyone's eyes, because Dazai Osamu's direct subordinates have become reliable, and they can share the burden of others to a considerable extent. (The content of the job is basically to clean up the mess for Osamu Dazai), and there is another point, that he can attract the attention of Osamu Dazai and save him from tossing the poor ordinary members-this is the most important point.

However, no matter what happens, there are two sides. If most people benefit, then the interests of a small group of people will be damaged accordingly, and this small group of people includes the Central Plains Chuya.

The damage that Zhongyuanzhong also suffered was spiritual.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it’s not a problem that is too embarrassing. It’s just that Nakahara also discovered that since he had this new subordinate who looked like an older child, Osamu Dazai was like a child who got an interesting toy, and he devoted most of his attention to it. All focus on cultivating subordinates, and he has great enthusiasm for this matter-of course, the point is not this, the point is that his subordinates are taught more and more like him...

In front of his eyes were two faces with identical smiles that made him angry, and Nakahara Chuya's blood vessels were almost always on the verge of bursting.

"Don't imitate that mackerel's disgusting expression!" Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the forehead of "Tudu", and couldn't bear it.

The onion-haired boy on the sofa raised his eyebrows—even the arc of the eyebrows was the same as that of the black-haired boss who loved to wrap bandages. Hatsune silently pretended that he didn't hear anything, and continued to "crack" the game in his hand machine.

Look, look, this appearance is simply the second Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Nakaya snapped off the pen that was sliding on the report paper in his hand, feeling that at this moment there is a kind of absurdity of an old mother who sees her son rebellious and does not learn well Grief and indignation, he misses the giant baby a week ago very much. He would rather continue to walk around like a child with older children who like to step on his footprints, and he doesn't want to face another "little Dazai" again!

"Chuya's temper is really getting worse." Osamu Dazai, who was next to him pressing the game console at the same speed, sighed pretendingly.

He was boneless right now, with his legs curled up on the sofa, lazily leaning his back against the onion-haired subordinate who was sitting upright, and speaking in a tone that sounded particularly unbeatable and sarcastic in the Central Plains: " Obviously, Hatsune-kun is just playing online games with me, but being made things difficult by the dark dwarves, Hatsune-kun is so pitiful——Are you right, Hatsune-kun?"

Hatsune silently made no answer.

[Because the boss doesn't need me to answer, Mr. Zhongyuan is not trying to make things difficult for me, they are just bickering in such a way that the topic arouses—in other words, I am a tool person, and I think their relationship is very good now Yes, this may be the tacit understanding between them. 】

The noise of the pair of partners flirting with each other was heard again in the office, Hatsune silently turned a blind eye, and calmly took the game console thrown over by the boss, counting the one in his own hand, and began to focus on two things at a high speed. After clearing the level, a stream of light seemed to flash quickly in his light green eyes, which was many times faster than the hand speed just now. He didn't let go of this until the words "youarewinner!" appeared on the two game consoles. Two game consoles.

This situation has happened several times in the last two days, Nakahara Nakahara also felt that Osamu Dazai taught Hatsune to be a "little Dazai" (in fact, according to his height, it should be a "big Dazai") because he wanted to get angry at him until he had a cerebral hemorrhage. This is a behavior that is very unfavorable to the harmony of partners, although there is not much harmony between them.

And Osamu Dazai—Osamu Dazai seems to have fallen into the fun of developing large-scale figures recently. A piece of white paper that allows you to smear at will, is still very smart and knows how to infer other things from one instance. From time to time, you can see the brush move by itself. Little surprise, in this case, who wouldn't like to draw on white paper?Anyway, Osamu Dazai had a great time scribbling on the drawing paper.

As for Hatsune Moyan being almost "taught" to become a "Little Dazai"...

[I can't help it, and I don't want to do this, but the boss seems to be very interested in nurturing his subordinates. Most of the communication in a day is with him. As far as children are concerned, isn’t there only one choice? 】

Hatsune Moyan was thinking in his heart.

【It’s not good to learn how to speak like Osamu Dazai all the time. I’m worried that I’ll be caught in a sack if I continue like this——after a while, I’ll slowly lose the shadow of Osamu Dazai, right?It just so happened that his interest in teaching me was running out. 】

"If your mackerel didn't teach him something inexplicable!" Zhongyuan Zhong also threw the broken pen angrily: "What's the matter with the bandage on this guy's face?"

The past few days have been calm, the port mafia has not had any conflicts at all, and Hatsune Moyan has never left the port mafia's building at all, and Zhong Yuan Zhong does not believe in any reason for "accidentally getting injured", not to mention Hatsune's skill It's not comparable to the half-baked mackerel——

This clue comes from the incident where Osamu Dazai was suddenly attracted by a beautiful beam before, and he was so excited that he was about to hang himself, and then he was rescued by a scallion-haired boy with excellent physical fitness and reflexes who violently tore off the rope. The crowd watched the whole process Nakahara also admired Hatsune Moyan's body coordination and wrist strength, as well as his decisive style without hesitation-this may be learned from him, after all, he is the only one who does things so swiftly and swiftly.

At that time, Hatsune Moyan, who hadn't learned much mackerel's way of speaking, was still very popular. He looked down at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the ground with a delicate face showing inexplicable confusion, and then seemed to be asking for help. Turning his head to look at him who almost laughed until his stomach ached, Nakahara also felt that Hatsune at that time was like a soft light filter. If the perfect score was 60, his favorability would at least soar to over [-].

So in Zhongyuan, after seeing the onion-haired boy wrapping half of his face with a bandage in the same way, his mother suddenly felt heartbroken when he saw the child being kidnapped and secretly pierced his ears: "This is your blue and white face." Was the fish entangled by him?"

They are both in the office of Nakahara Chuya at this time. Although Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya are partners, one is directly under the leader and the other is a cadre's subordinate. In fact, there are half a building between each other's offices. Apart from the need to go out together They will appear together during missions, but they rarely get together on purpose.

And when they get together, it usually means that there is a mission.

"Yes."

Osamu Dazai replied briskly:

"After all, this is Hatsune-kun's first mission. Since you are my subordinate, of course you have to look the same as me."

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[No matter what the boss is, what character, what temper, when facing subordinates, there is at least one thing that bosses have in common, even Osamu Dazai is no exception. 】

"I want to eat canned crab meat."

【That is, Dazai Osamu is the best in ordering his subordinates. His requests always open my eyes. 】

The black-haired boy with large bandages on his face and neck was wearing a long black windbreaker, and with his arms folded, he made a request that could be called "unreasonable" under the current circumstances:

"I still want to eat ice cream, by the way, let's make this decision, I want to eat crab meat ice cream!"

Osamu Dazai used his voice to control the doll toys of the past few days: "Hatsune-kun, it's time to test your exchange of learning results! Use the social skills you have learned from me, and go and bring me a piece of crab meat ice cream~ Remember to add more crab meat.”

"Huh? What the hell are you going to do?" Nakahara frowned and looked back at Osamu Dazai: "Where do you want him to buy ice cream for you in this kind of place?"

[Is this the point?Isn't the point a question of whether such a thing as crab ice cream actually exists?Eating crabs with cold food will cause bad stomach. How could someone make it into ice cream? Could it be that croton diarrhea is not easy to use? 】

Although complaining in his heart, Hatsune Moyan still stepped forward decisively with his long legs, ready to go to buy the impossible crab meat ice cream—this kind of request would definitely be rejected by a normal person, but it is a pity that " Hatsune Silent Words taught by Osamu Dazai is not a normal person, nor should he be, because there is such a content in the thoughts instilled by Osamu Dazai:

"Listen to your boss."

As for why the boss's "don't come and save me" command when he committed suicide was selectively deafened by him...

How should I put it, although I have been indoctrinated with this kind of thinking, a smart diva will know how to adapt, including now.

"..."

Osamu Dazai looked at the steaming packed crab porridge held by the green-haired boy in front of him, and the clean tableware placed in the palm of his hand, and was silent for a few seconds.

This kind of careful thinking and tricks are really... already ready to be a master, is he sure that he will not refuse the delicious crab porridge?

[This is not true. 】

Hatsune silently said in his heart.

[It’s just that the restaurant closest to here sells crab meat porridge, otherwise it’s possible that I’ll bring you a lollipop to send you off. 】

By the way, Hatsune silently said that he has no money at the moment, even though he should be paid as a subordinate of Osamu Dazai, but because he doesn't have an account, it is even less likely that he will have money for payment, so what he is actually using is Nakahara Chu Also the card.

And why he has Nakahara Chuya's card... I have to ask Dazai Osamu, he is just an innocent and simple singer, he doesn't know anything.