Battle of Virtual Divas

A phone call from Chuya Nakahara successfully called Osamu Dazai from his clean office, and it also came with a gift.

Zhongya Nakahara has successfully escaped from the territory of "patients with sequelae of intermittent head injuries" at this time, and is standing nervously outside the ward, waiting for the one who likes to blow his veins with anger. When his partner arrived, until Osamu Dazai appeared in his field of vision briskly carrying a purple mushroom, he didn't comment on the unreliable partner's leisurely attitude as if he was shopping, but greeted him solemnly.

"Hatsune, he's out of his mind."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said in an extremely firm tone. He first glanced at the purple mushroom in his partner's hand, and then asked: "What is this?"

Osamu Dazai replied with a smile: "It's a super scary and super scary prisoner."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at Mamon in surprise, and he quickly thought of the information presented to him by his deputy before: "Alcobaleno?"

Alcobaleno, the son of the rainbow, is known as "the strongest seven". People respect the strong ones who have become smaller, and the reason is actually very simple - those who went to provoke, or the former enemies of the Rainbow Sons, these guys who thought they had found a chance to take revenge, none of them survived from Alcbareno's hands .

Mamon, who has been dubious by Osamu Dazai, refuses to utter a single syllable. He should most hope that there is a shady corner of the wall for him to draw circles at this moment, or a piece of grass for him to completely plant himself in and become a Duozhen Purple Mushroom, but for the sake of the safety of the whole Hong Kong, Osamu Dazai still grabbed the back collar of his cloak firmly, preventing all the possibility of him being able to cast illusions—the threat of a powerful illusionist is Comparable to Q, if he dared to randomly throw this illusionist somewhere, I am afraid that Mr. Mori would be the first to frantically blow up his phone.

Osamu Dazai nodded indifferently. Compared with Balian Wushou, who is easy to be stereotyped, what attracted him more was the strange performance of his subordinates. Anyway, to him, all orthodox illusionists are as harmless as a mermaid. A kitten is not as threatening as an ordinary, powerful, stupid big guy.

Of course, evil ways are excluded, such as a pineapple head who likes to use harpoons.

"Quick, tell me, what did Hatsune-kun do?"

Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically. He was very interested in what Nakahara Chuya said, "Hatsune has a brain problem"-how could this make him not interested?The self-confident and calm Hatsune-kun can make even the dark dwarves give the evaluation of "there is something wrong with his brain", what did he do to make Chuuya think so?Why did Hatsune-kun do this, and what caused Hatsune-kun to do this?

Osamu Dazai was almost dying of curiosity, he felt that Hatsune-kun was really a treasure, who could surprise him anytime.

"Here," Zhong Yuanzhong hesitated for a moment, "Why don't you go in and see for yourself?"

What is he going to say?That guy Hatsune suddenly jammed the disc while talking?And after the disc is stuck, it suddenly becomes shaking?Although this is the fact that just happened, if you tell this mackerel like this, he will definitely laugh at him first, "Is the dwarf having a nightmare", right?

"I went to the doctor just now, and the doctor said that this condition is a 'head injury sequelae'. There is no effective treatment, and I can only recover by myself..."

This is not a small matter, although Hatsune Moyan has only been on mission with them for more than a month, but I have to say that the new subordinates brought by Osamu Dazai himself are really reliable, at least much more reliable than himself Yes, and the most important thing is that Hatsune silently attracted most of Dazai Osamu's firepower. During this period, whether it is Nakahara Chuya or others, they are much more comfortable than before. Something happened... It's easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but hard to go from extravagant to frugal.

Zhong Yuanzhong straightened his hat uncomfortably. He had only been exposed to cigarettes not long ago. At this time, he was extremely worried and wanted to take out the cigarette case in his pocket, but when he thought that this was the medical team, he dismissed it again. idea.

"It's not clear whether Hatsune is affected in other ways, but the character is indeed..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a toothache-like expression: "He said just now that he likes to see people kneeling in front of him and crying..."

"Ah, this is really a good hobby." Osamu Dazai's eyes brightened immediately: "I also like to see others kneel and cry in front of me."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Chuya Nakahara wondered at this moment whether Hatsune Moyan copied and showed him what he learned from Osamu Dazai.

"And then what?" Osamu Dazai eagerly urged, "What else did Hatsune-kun do?"

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked, and suddenly his eyes became deep.

Then Hatsune said, "If Dazai-san were to kneel and cry in front of me, it would be a very wonderful scene." Nakahara also wanted to vote for it. It is indeed a very beautiful scene to make that mackerel cry. , he thought so too.

"You go in and take a look."

Zhong Yuanzhong also urged vaguely: "After he recovers from his injury, you may not be able to adapt to it. Why don't you make mental preparations now."

Osamu Dazai stared at Nakahara Nakaya with his exposed kite pupil for two seconds, until he saw that Nakahara Nakaya wondered if this guy saw something, so he nodded in agreement: "Chuya said That's right, I really want to see with my own eyes, what exactly Hatsune-kun has become—"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai didn't even knock on the door, he just pushed open the wooden door of the ward lightly, and when he just took the first step inside, he heard an order with electric sound effect coolly coming from It floated out:

"—Go out and knock on the door."

"..."

Nakahara also let out a sound of air leakage, Osamu Dazai's brisk steps froze for a moment.

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If Pengo Lie wanted to find someone, there were actually many avenues.

Not only does it include Vongola's huge intelligence network, but for the mafia families with special abilities in the other world, Vongola has many strange methods, both scientific and unscientific, and within the scope of non-scientific tracing Among them, the more reliable one is to judge by the ranking of "ranking Fengtai".

"After Bell-chan and Lian-kun disappeared, we asked Futa to make a ranking of 'the most likely places where Kagamine-ring and Kagamine-ren appear'."

Holding a pen in his hand, Zetian Tsunayoshi stared at the various intelligence documents scattered on the desktop in front of him, and said in a steady voice: "But they don't exist in Futa's ranking at all, including the ones we used to play. Nao's 'Favorite People' ranking, and Mukukun's request for Futa to make a 'Big Fighting Ranking' at the beginning... all of them don't have their names."

"Stupid Gang, it's not just that there are no names." The little baby wearing a black top hat tilted his head: "Even the possibility of being told the wrong name is very low, and they don't exist in the rankings at all, or, Fengtai's ranking range automatically skipped them."

Even the "super intuition" inherited by Sawada Tsunayoshi is helpless for the disappearance of his companions and friends. He has tried, holding a map, trying to use super intuition to find where the missing friends may appear, but At this time, the super intuition seems to have suddenly failed, and in Sawada Tsunayoshi's mind, he pretended to be dead and remained motionless.

"It doesn't exist in Fengtai's ranking, there are only two possible situations."

Reborn held up a short, fleshy finger at the same height as his curly sideburns: "First, Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Ren were shrouded in some magical power, and they escaped the star's attack." search range, and the second..."

Ranking Futa's ranking does not only include human beings, it can be said that as long as there are animals with life, they will be included in Futa's ranking book, so...

Sawada Tsunayoshi and his tutor looked at each other.

"...they don't fall under the category of 'creatures.'"

For example, if Fengtai makes a ranking list of "Mr. Smith's favorite", this "Mr. Smith" can be anyone, or even non-human, but this ranking list will faithfully include all living things. Creatures, such as "Mr. Smith's wife", can also have "Mr. Smith's teddy dog", which is not limited to the ranking of species.

But if such a situation occurs, a illusionist forms a virtual image through illusion, or a mechanic creates a simulated robot, and "Mr. Smith" falls in love with this image or simulated robot at first sight, then even if "Mr. Smith" "I love them more than my own wife, and there will be no phantoms or simulated robot names on Fengta's ranking list.

And Tsunayoshi Sawada's super intuition doesn't work, which narrows the scope again.

Although super intuition is not something that can be used directly as a cheating tool, in many cases, even in the final test of many multiple-choice questions, super intuition can be of great use.

Super intuition has never warned his twin friends, which means that at least they are not too clever in illusion, and if they can't know the general situation of their friends through super intuition, then there is such a possibility—what is the mystery? The power to prevent all detection.

……

The Kagamine twins are different from normal people, and this is something they have never concealed.

Leaving aside the sources and information that mafia magnates like Vengley could not find, they seemed to appear out of thin air, without any background, and without the slightest trace of their existence. Even their usual performance can be seen from various sources. From the clues, something is wrong, the more obvious one is——

"Ring, Suzu-chan, what are you doing?" 14-year-old Tsunayoshi Sawada asked tremblingly holding his schoolbag.

Bingsheng Middle School has been out of school for a while now, and there are large clouds of fire floating in the sky. Tsunayoshi Sawada should have been home early to enjoy Nana's mother's loving dessert, but because of the campus conflicts that exist in almost every class, such as bullying the weak An angry classmate threatened him to help him on duty... and so on, Tsunayoshi Sawada managed to leave the gate of Hesheng Middle School when the sunlight in the afternoon had already begun to turn orange-red.

At this time, even the active clubs had ended their activities, and many students left the school in twos and threes. Among these students, the dusty Tsunayoshi Sawada looked particularly inconspicuous.

The twins with the surname "Kagamine" are very popular in the school. This is inseparable from their delicate doll-like faces, and there is another reason——

This is a strong man who can get along well with Hibari Kyoya, and has been tied at the school gate. Moreover, it is said that their admission procedures are all handled by the terrible chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, and they may be related to the chairman. .

This speculation has also brought a high degree of attention to Kagamine, and Tsunayoshi Sawada sometimes feels that it is incredible that he can become friends with them.

And the reason why Sawada Tsunayoshi mustered up the courage to say hello is...

In the alley not far from Bingsheng Middle School, a girl with a cute white clip and ribbon on her head is grabbing her younger brother by the collar, shaking back and forth mercilessly, the blond boy shaking straight There was almost an afterimage of his head, and even after hearing Sawada Tsunayoshi's weak voice stop, Kagamine and even the golden hair standing on the top of his head were still swaying back and forth, which seemed to be not out of the trend of movement.

Jing Yinling blinked, not at all embarrassing to be found "bullying" her younger brother, but replied calmly: "Lian's head is short-circuited again, and I'm in the process of repairing it."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...short, short circuit? Repair?"

"That's right, short circuit." Kagamine Ling nodded and said: "I was playing a game with Hibari Kyouya before, and I didn't even dodge his abductee. I accidentally got hit on the head and short circuited."

After finishing speaking, she stretched out her hand again, and slapped Kagamine Lian's Tianling cover several times with indistinct strength. The shots made Tsunayoshi Sawada feel dizzy just looking at it, and couldn't help being frightened took a step back.

Kokichi Sawada:"……?"

Seriously, Bell-chan?Playing games with Hibari-senpai...?No, that should be called being bitten to death by Senior Hibari, and if you get hit to the head, you should go to the hospital, right?After being hit on the head, he was shaken violently, and then slapped hard on the top of the head... Is Lian Jun really okay?

As soon as Sawada Tsunayoshi came up with this idea, he saw Kagamine with a small golden hair tied in his hair slowly shaking his head from side to side, as if there was water in his head and wanted to shake it out. Then he patted the top of his head again, and then said calmly: "Ling, it seems that there is no problem."

Jing Yinling: "Is the short circuit ready?"

Mirror Yinlian: "Okay."

Kagamine Ling: "Then let's go to Hibari Kyouya."

Mirror Yinlian: "Okay."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has witnessed everything: "..."

This, what is this sense of sight like repairing a heavy TV that has been in disrepair for a long time!Do you only need to take a picture when there is a bad signal or a short circuit with poor contact? !Is Lian Jun's head a TV? ! !

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"Go out and knock on the door."

Hatsune silently commanded ruthlessly.

[The short circuit just now seems to have only happened for a moment, but in order to avoid the situation that the central processing unit has not been adjusted, I still need to be alone for a while... But Mr. Zhongyuan doesn't seem to think so, he just called Doctor, I also heard him call Osamu Dazai. 】

The operation of thinking still seems to be a little stuck, and Hatsune silently felt that in the short period of time he just thought, there seemed to be a momentary fragment - he himself is more accustomed to calling it a short circuit.

[It seems that the wrong line was connected during the short circuit before, but fortunately, there should be no obvious difference between the displayed character design and the "subspecies Hatsune Silence", but for Mr. Zhongyuan, this seems a bit unacceptable. So, maybe his heart is a little fragile.I thought, should I save a file and send "Treat Zhongyuan Chuya Gently" to all connected storages.In this way, even if the current "short circuit" state occurs again in the future, Nakahara-kun will not give the evaluation of "Hatsune has a brain problem"... right? 】

On this side, Hatsune silently sat on the hospital bed with a bandage on his head, thinking whether he should give special treatment to his boss’s partner who is weak in heart (Chuya Nakahara: I’m weak in heart?), while on the other side, he was stunned Dazai Juquan pretended he didn't hear anything, and walked in with a smile on his hands, carrying Mamon.

"Hatsune-kun, do you feel very touched when you see your boss visiting you?"

Hatsune said silently: "...Oh."

【...I know you came to see the fun, not only were you unmoved, you were even a little afraid to move. 】

Osamu Dazai sat on the chair that Chuya Nakahara dragged over before, and moved forward so that he could look directly at his subordinates at a close distance - Osamu Dazai has grown a bit too fast recently, and he is now about the same size as Hatsune Moyu Tall, at least when there is no precise comparison, they seem to be about the same height.

Osamu Dazai first stared at the gauze wrapped several times on Hatsune Moyan's forehead, then turned his dark kite pupils, and met the indifferent green eyes of his subordinates.

After staring at each other without saying a word for a few seconds, Osamu Dazai suddenly turned his head to Nakahara Chuya and said, "Isn't this normal, Hatsune-kun?"

He is used to being silent, not saying a word, which perfectly matches the "silent words" in his name - this is completely fine, isn't Hatsune-kun like this under normal circumstances?Dazai Osamu didn't come here because he wanted to see Hatsune-kun's normal appearance, he came here to watch the scene of "Hatsune's brain went wrong". After finding the normal Hatsune-kun, Dazai Osamu felt a little disappointed.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Where is this normal?Did you selectively ignore the sentence "Go out and knock" when you just entered the door?Hatsune wouldn't talk like that under normal circumstances, or do you think it's not exciting enough and you're waiting to see something else?

However, since the evaluation given by the doctor included "intermittent", it is possible that Hatsune's onset time had just passed, and Nakahara soon thought of a reason to convince himself. He walked two steps closer and mumbled: "I said it's intermittent, it's normal if you haven't seen it, and wasn't it already very abnormal just now—"

As he said that, he looked up, and then found that the eyes of the onion-haired boy began to flicker like badly connected LED lights, Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped immediately, his expression became serious: "——No, no, again will appear."

Osamu Dazai blinked, then turned his head back, and then his eyes suddenly sparkled: "Wow, really, Hatsune-kun looks so interesting now!"

Hatsune silently said: "..."

[I don't want to get the "so funny" comment from your mouth at all. The result of the "so funny" last time is that I was stuffed with several CDs of strange songs. I don't want to be in Osamu Dazai's phone at all. What kind of black is left—black, black, black, history rustling——]

[Not good, the state of the short circuit—the sizzling state has appeared again. 】

Osamu Dazai excitedly moved forward again. In order to facilitate his sitting position, he hugged Mamon, who was in a self-depressed state, like a teddy bear, and said with a long tail: "Hatsune-kun~ Hatsune-kun, you Can you understand me now?"

As soon as the words fell, he thoughtfully raised his index finger and rested it on his chin, his kite eyes blinked: "It seems a little strange to ask like this, like greeting a smart stray dog—"

"—it seems that you know a lot about dogs."

Hatsune silently spoke suddenly.

The onlookers, Zhong Yuanzhong, also immediately held their breath, it's coming, it's coming, the evidence that Hatsune has a brain problem is coming!

The onion-haired boy with a bandage on his head blinked his eyes, and his green pupils emitting a faint light stared at the boss facing him. Although he still had no expression on his face, it somehow gave off a...strange, as if he was caught by something. After the cruel cold-blooded animal stared at it, it felt like a chill down the back.

Immediately afterwards, Osamu Dazai heard——

"Then 'woof woof' to listen to, how about it?"

Hatsune silently said so.

……

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a breath, oh my god, what a S!

Even Mamon, who was in self-sorrow, was shocked. He looked at the "01" in front of him in shock, and then raised his head to try to recognize the expression of this bandaged black mud spirit—is this the legendary collision of two Ss? ?It's intense!

"..."

Osamu Dazai's expression seemed to be stiff for a moment, and then he quickly returned to smiling. Since this moment was too short, Mamon, who had witnessed the whole process, felt that the stiffness just seen might be an illusion.

Osamu Dazai stood up with a smile, moved closer, and looked down at his subordinates with the advantage of his standing height. He said unhurriedly:

"Hatsune-kun, do you know how to fix a TV?"

"I--"

However, before Hatsune silently uttered a complete word, Osamu Dazai answered first: "—It seems that you don't know, then let me teach you."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai had cold eyes, raised his hand decisively, and mercilessly slapped Congfa's subordinate on the head several times.

"Remember, Hatsune-kun? If the TV is short-circuited, just take a few shots and it will be fixed."

The author has something to say: This is a daily clip before the change... Yes, the change is about to happen!The ruthless virtual diva has achieved this goal, and is about to achieve the next goal!

In addition, Brother Onion's purpose is not actually to "let Jiu make it"

... He has other Xiaojiujiu, these will be written later.

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I have said before that things like "all singers are one person" will not be discovered, so don't routinely ask if they will fall off every day... It depends on your definition of falling off. It can be said that there will be no such thing as "divas are discovered alone".

And, who will be replaced, when will XX come out, is there XX...

I have also said this, there are daily Vs marked in the copywriting or supporting roles column, as for when it will come out, you have to queue up, anyway, every one will come out.

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Peng Lie's guess: the robots of the mysterious force, and they are numbered from the same laboratory, find a way to find them.

Mr. Tuo: To mass-produce creations with supernatural powers, you should try to kill them all.

Zai, Pengo Lie can speculate on robots, Tuo can always speculate on mass-produced creations, there is no reason Zai can't speculate w

As for what Zai thinks, that will only happen later.

·感谢在2020-07-0223:19:36~2020-07-0323:37:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Mu Qingfeng 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of An; 10 bottles of Omnivore Fearless, Lylia, and Baijun; 5 bottles of Mu Qingfeng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!