Battle of Virtual Divas

Osamu Dazai unceremoniously "slapped" and successfully photographed the wrong line in Hatsune Moyan's mind.

[Is this also a coincidence?I don't know what Osamu Dazai is thinking, does he really think that he can get me out of the short-circuit state by slapping and vibrating, or does he really just want to take revenge...?I think the possibility of this is actually very high. 】

"How is it, Hatsune-kun, do you feel more clear-headed now?" Osamu Dazai asked sullenly, "Do you still want to talk nonsense?"

Hatsune silently said: "...not anymore."

[The case has been solved, Osamu Dazai definitely took revenge on purpose. 】

Nakahara Chuya and Mamon who were watching: "..."

It’s like taking a few shots of an old TV set and it’s okay?This is really a simple and fast method... But is it really okay?Wouldn't it really be more serious if a person's head was slapped so hard after being injured?Although it does sound reasonable to say "how to treat the injury", but even "intermittent head injury sequelae"... can it work?

Mamon stared at "01" for a while, and then felt relieved—Pongley had long suspected that they were the same series of bionic robots. If they were robots, then patting the head to cure the short circuit seemed not an incomprehensible problem. It's just that he was really curious. If it was the brain of a robot, it was impossible for the doctor to miss it when he bandaged him. Moreover, would the robot still bleed?

Thinking of this, Mamon fell into deep thought—so, what exactly is this "01"?

On one side, Mamon, who was being hugged like a plush doll, fell into deep thought, and on the other side, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt... This kind of treatment seems unreliable.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongye didn't know much about medical knowledge, he had been the leader of "Sheep" for quite a long time, and he had to worry about many things with a group of children, including but not limited to whether there was enough food, Is there anyone running wild in the territory he covers, is anyone injured... Wait, even if it is the first time for him to see a patient with "intermittent head injury sequelae", it does not mean that he really believes that a pat on the head can be done. Cured!If this is all right, then what do doctors need to do, just take pictures one by one, wouldn't it be fine!

So, Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and said: "Hey, Dazai, you better not—"

He probably wanted to say, "You'd better stop making trouble here, what if you take a picture of Hatsune, who was originally very useful, and become mentally retarded", but he didn't finish the last sentence, and just spit out half of the words. When he landed, the "patient with sequelae of intermittent head injury who was violently treated by his boss" stood up very neatly, without any weakness that the injured patient should have, and stated nonchalantly: "My injury is healed."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "...You, wait, I'll call the doctor."

After finishing speaking, Zhong Yuanzhong hurriedly stepped out of this weird ward. The hollow wooden door "squeaked" along the door hinge, and then slowly stopped at a half-closed angle. Hearing Zhongyuan Zhongye's hurried footsteps from near to far, and the anxious tone of greeting the doctor:

"Doctor! The patient was hit on the head a few times, and then his brain problems became more serious. What's going on now?"

Hatsune, whose hearing is not weak at all, said silently: "..."

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It is not clear what Mori Ogai and Pengo Lie were arguing about, nor did they know what exchange of benefits they reached in the end. Shou was carried by Dazai for five days like a Kusaku doll, and as for the consultant outside the door, he was released very early. Maybe Baguir's weight is still not as important as that of Alcbareno. Heavy, Hatsune silently thought so.

That day after Nakahara Chuya ran out to call the doctor, Osamu Dazai, with a smile on his face, clenched his right hand into a fist again, and hit him twice on the head with force, and then tore off the bandage covering his forehead with one hand:

"Since Hatsune-kun is not injured here, there is no need to wrap the bandage, right?"

"..."

Hatsune silently organized his words before speaking: "Actually, he was injured."

[It was indeed injured. Hibari Kyouya never knew what it means to be merciful, even facing the Kagamine twins, or Sawada Tsunayoshi, let alone with me who can be called hostile, back to When I was in the Port Mafia, I was indeed covered in blood, and I even surprised the head of the Black Lizard Centurion who was about to go out. It was he who seriously told me to go to the medical team first, otherwise I was actually going to wipe myself. The blood slapped again. 】

"Is that so?" Osamu Dazai replied inexplicably: "In this case, it seems that Hatsune-kun's recovery speed is really fast to an inhuman level."

[...It's okay, it's just that the energy used to repair the body is highly saturated, and in a state beyond my control, it will automatically overflow to repair the damage, otherwise I really want to recover at the same speed as normal people , at least not too conspicuously. 】

"That's nothing to worry about." Osamu Dazai said lightly, "After all, as long as the battery is sufficient, Hatsune-kun will not have to worry about being damaged. It's quite convenient."

【…】

【Osamu Dazai's words sound a bit strange, don't they? 】

Hatsune silently didn't know what answer to answer, so he made eye contact with his boss who was looking at him at the same level for a while, and then looked away without saying a word.

[I suspect he is implying something to me, otherwise why would he use the description of "sufficient battery"?And for unknown reasons, I took actions that can restore my short-circuit state. According to the normal human body, doing so will make the so-called "head injury sequelae" more serious. It is difficult for me to guess what Osamu Dazai would think ——He is very similar to Fyodor, a thinking that cannot be deduced backwards based on known logical formulas. 】

However, if this is the current situation, what Dazai Osamu discovered is not too important, Hatsune thought silently.

[Because my goal has been achieved, I need to pay money if I want to turn my delusion into reality, and this 5000 billion can be regarded as buying back Kusaku's future. 】

Yumeno Kusaku was allowed to leave the underground after 5000 billion was completely swallowed by the port mafia. Although it was two days late because Hatsune Mogen was pushed into the medical team, it was also faster than expected-the expected two Only one and a half months have passed, plus the time when the 5000 billion was just in chaos, this battle for property probably lasted for nearly three months.

Of course, there is an important prerequisite for Mori Ogai to agree to release Yumeno Kusaku—that is, to confirm that he is harmless to the port mafia, so the current key is Hatsune's silence, and he must be the role of Yumeno. Kusaku's guardian, the kind who never leaves.

Like now-

"Mikuo, I want to eat ice cream!"

"Okay, but after my work is over."

"Okay! I still want to eat banana split!"

"After my work is over."

"Where's the Chocolate Buffy?"

"Eating too many sweets will cause tooth decay, so I can only choose one banana split or chocolate Buffy, and save the other for tomorrow, and after my work is over."

After getting the promise, the black-and-white-haired child immediately agreed, nodded vigorously, as if afraid that he would go back on his word, grabbed the corner of the shirt with gray and green seams, and reconfirmed: "Then Mikuo's work is over. After that, buy me ice cream and chocolate parfait."

"Ah."

[The situation is much smoother than I expected. I thought that during the nearly three months underground, it would make Kusaku irritable and unwilling to give trust, and aggravate his own, to a certain extent However, judging from the current situation, it may be that the child's adaptability and assimilation to the environment are very high, so he quickly adapted to a "normal" life, which is less threatening than I expected a lot of. 】

[However, there is another level of inconvenience. 】

Hatsune silently looked away for a moment.

It is said that most children seem to have a motor installed on their bodies. He can happily move his short legs to run and jump for a whole day, from morning to night, and he will still be in good spirits without feeling tired at all. Hatsune Mo Yan thinks this statement is very correct, because Yumeno Hisaku is like this.

【Hisaku is like a bird out of the cage——no, this metaphor doesn’t reflect how active he is. I should say that, he’s like a husky out of the cage. He’s naturally destructive, especially likes to go on a rampage. Because of the threat of his supernatural ability, few people dare to "preach" him. Once I leave, even if he understands the importance of "not doing anything to the port mafia", he is very likely to become A... extraordinarily lethal, brat. 】

Let's contact that "Oda Sakunosuke" in a while, it just so happens that he has enough self-protection ability, and he is also very suitable for raising children—Hatsune silently stared at Kusaku who had been quiet for less than 5 minutes and started chattering again , sighed in the bottom of my heart.

【... Raising children is really too difficult for a singer, this is something that should be left to others. 】

"I really didn't expect that Hatsune-kun is also very suitable for taking care of children."

Osamu Dazai said ambiguously, because his tone was too light and flirtatious, and he couldn't tell whether it was a compliment or a sarcastic attitude, so Hatsune Moyan decided to be more optimistic, and let it be as if he was praising himself.

"As long as it proves that Q is harmless to the port mafia during this period, then even later, Hatsune-kun can't be used as a 'lock', and Q can be kept from being guarded as a secret weapon. This is a very challenging task. mission, right?" Osamu Dazai had his arms around his chest, a long black trench coat on his shoulders, and bandages and gauze on his bloodless face, as if he just mentioned it casually, turning half of his face, Said in a tone that sounded particularly indifferent.

"..."

Hatsune silently looked up at him.

【What do you want to say? 】

"So, Hatsune-kun, can you tell me?" Osamu Dazai asked bewitchingly, "When do you plan to leave?"

【He knows. 】

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For a virtual singer who has no material desires, he doesn't even need a place to rest, as long as there is a ground for him to step on, he has nothing to want, but when the virtual singer has no choice but to start raising children...

【House, home furnishing, daily necessities, food, even toys... etc., etc., are all necessary, the most basic items.I took Kusaku to see the staff dormitory of the Port Mafia, but the kind of place that is surrounded by burly men who like to go shirtless during breaks is not suitable for Kusaku to live in - the point is not that Kusaku will be killed Poisoned eyes, the point is that I am worried that one day if he is left alone, he will drag this area into "brain hell"...]

You can't hang around the boss's office, you can't live in such a dangerous (for others) employee dormitory, the only way to stay is to find a house by yourself, I don't know where I got the habit, Hatsune silently said in " Between the two options of "buying" a house and "renting" a house, the former is more inclined.

[Probably because it was influenced by the interpersonal communication with Rainbow Son Feng when he was a "Xunyin Liuge". People in the country next door have a kind of obsession with "own house", and this obsession is still very easily infected. 】

For the gangsters, there is only one catalyst—money .

After all, to be able to live in peace and stability, except for a few guys with special psychological needs, who would like to live a precarious life?The poor definitely account for the vast majority of the population. If it is not really a lack of money, who would want to be a mafia who risks losing his head every day?

In other words, to compliment the Port Mafia's salaries...well, actually.

However, just like Chuya Nakahara, who has received more than a year's salary, he still can't afford an expensive luxury car, so Hatsune, who has only received two months' salary, said silently...

[It's time to go to Mori Ogai, since he wants to use Jiuzuo's "brain hell" for him, he has to pay wages, the port mafia is not poor at all now, just swallowed 5000 billion, it is very rich When it was oily, the heroes couldn't even afford a house. Is this fair?It's not fair.In addition, I also need to find Osamu Dazai—taking the wages of the direct subordinates, doing the work of the direct subordinates and deputy, this is not the same. 】

——This is a sinful world, and even the virtual diva who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world is inevitably tainted with the stench of copper.

……

"Oh... oh, is that so?"

The man with reddish-brown hair hesitated for a moment.

"Hatsune means...let me take care of your child, right?"

【... As expected of Osamu Dazai's friend, the words that come out of his mouth are also ambiguous, what is "my child", how can a virtual diva have a child. 】

Hatsune silently nodded: "Yes, I can apply to transfer you to the guerrillas directly under the leader. Your task is to be in charge of 'supervising' Kusaku. The job is more dangerous, but also easier, better paid, and I remember you have three kids to support."

"There are five now." Oda Sakunosuke corrected: "There are also Saku Le and Katsumi, I just adopted them not long ago."

Hatsune said silently: "...Oh."

[He is indeed very suitable for raising children. I really didn't expect that in just one month, his family has filled in two new members. If he doesn't want to be a mafia in the future, he should want to work in an orphanage . 】

Hatsune Moyan's thoughts diverged for a moment, and then quickly pulled back: "So, do you agree with Oda-kun?"

Oda Sakunosuke nodded without hesitation: "I agree."

Of course, he has no reason to refuse. The financial burden of raising five children is indeed heavy. He doesn't want to do his old job anymore, nor does he want to kill people. What other work can I do.

This kind of task of raising one more child is simply tailor-made for him. As for the danger-he is probably the person who is least worried about any danger. "Seamless Clothes" may not be able to do other things, but In terms of perceiving danger, it is simply one to one.

The only trouble is probably the job position. In this way, his boss is Hatsune Moyan, and Hatsune Moyan's boss is Dazai Osamu, that is to say, he has become Dazai Osamu... Although they don't care much about status He is a guy of high status, but if he communicates equally in front of other people, it may cause some harmless troubles.

"If you are worried about your friendship with Mr. Dazai, then Oda-kun, please rest assured."

Seeming to see what was going on in his mind at a glance, the onion-haired boy gave an impeccable reason: "The members of the leader's guerrillas don't have the guts to talk about Mr. Dazai's friends."

【Osamu Dazai is enough to scare them. People who can become friends with Osamu Dazai are definitely not normal people, so they naturally dare not provoke them. 】

Hatsune silently thought.

【Even when communicating with me, he looked trembling. It can be seen that Osamu Dazai has been completely demonized in the hearts of his subordinates, and it is impossible to say whether he succeeded or failed. 】

"Is that so?" Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment: "It turns out that Dazai is so prestigious, he is obviously easy to get along with."

Hatsune silently said: "..."

【Osamu Dazai is easy to get along with, do you seriously think so?This is simply the scariest ghost story of the year... Oda Sakunosuke is indeed not a normal person, just because he thinks Osamu Dazai is easy to get along with. He is really strong in every sense. 】

"Then it's decided." Hatsune silently finalized it quickly: "I will go to the personnel department to transfer files later, and you can just come to Osamu Dazai's office tomorrow."

As for whether to tell Osamu Dazai about this...

[I think there is no need to ask for his opinion specifically, it is probably a surprise to let him work with his friends. 】

Hatsune Moyan decides to surprise Osamu Dazai.

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"Hatsune-kun really gave me a surprise." Osamu Dazai said with a smile on his face.

【so far so good. 】

Hatsune Mo Yan was humble in his heart.

[This surprise is not that big, after all, you and Oda-kun often meet at the lupine bar, so you won’t have a big reaction when you see him in the office—but it’s special to see Osamu Dazai’s pupil earthquake It's rare. The last time he showed this expression was when Nakahara-kun and Shibusawa Ryuhiko were fighting and I restored the factory settings. 】

Osamu Dazai stared at the onion-haired subordinate uncertainly for a long time, then sat back in his office chair without saying a word, stretched his two long legs wrapped in suit pants, and stepped on the black leather soles. After reaching the edge of the leather seat, he opened his mouth lazily:

"Since you have already arranged Q, then this proves that you are ready to leave?"

"Yes." Hatsune silently pretended not to hear his subtext: "I'll go out and buy him crepes later."

Osamu Dazai gave a meaningful "Oh" and didn't say anything else. Instead, he put on the bluetooth headset and stared intently at the screen of the mobile phone. Single column favorites for audio files.

[I'm not too surprised that he saw that I had the intention of leaving. After all, he is Osamu Dazai, and I think it is possible for anything to happen to him. 】

The tip of the pen that was reviewing the documents for the lazy boss paused, and then smoothly flowed out the handwriting on the paper. Hatsune's silent behavior has absolutely no faults that can be found out. Apart from Dazai Osamu who guessed by himself, I am afraid that only Mori Ogai could know that he was about to leave Yokohama.

[It’s not that Mori Ogai guessed my actions, but in another sense—I will leave Yokohama, which will be facilitated by him alone, or in other words, he is happy to send me away from Yokohama. 】

Why Vongola’s Balian Wushou was detained by the port mafia for so long, and why Yunshou Hibari Kyoya didn’t kill the Hong Kong Hei, these are all decided by Mori Owai in the process of wrangling and playing Tai Chi with Pengolie , Hatsune silently said that he didn't know what convenience Peng Lie did to the gangsters in Hong Kong, or what benefits he provided. These were all calculated and tested by Mori Owai.

But he is very clear about another thing - he must be the "chip" in the hands of Mori Ogai, and has been traded at a valuation, because of this particularly obvious performance, Peng Gelie is holding on to the so-called "01". With an attitude of must-win.

[So, now that 5000 billion is in hand, Kusaku has stabilized, and the port mafia is going to develop in the direction of the economy, Mori Ogai will definitely sell me without hesitation. 】

This is indeed the case, Hatsune Moyan soon received the task assigned by the leader, "go to Italy to develop the power of the port mafia".

[Going to southern Europe, where mafia emerges frequently, should be entrusted to a particularly trusted subordinate, and Mori Ogai will entrust this task to me, which definitely does not mean that he has trust in me. 】

This represented Mori Ogai telling him unabashedly that this was a deal.

[This is a deal between Mori Ogai and me. 】

……

Just one month after the end of the Dragon Head War, the port mafia has replaced a batch of fresh blood, but the specific personnel have not changed much, but there is an unexpected incident that can be called an "accident", which caused a slight disturbance in a small area .

The person in charge sent by the leader to develop his forces in Italy disappeared without warning.

The author has something to say: the meaning is that Lin Tailang made a deal with Peng Gelie on the one hand, and sold Brother Cong unceremoniously, and on the other end cooperated with Brother Cong without hesitation, and wiped Peng Lie...

As for Peng Lie's disappearance, anyway, it's not the first time they met. Didn't 01 disappear even after they came out again? Small scene, small scene.

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Regarding Brother Onion’s real purpose, there is nothing to say about his real purpose. In fact, it has been achieved long ago. Brother Onion has absorbed a very large part of the energy. I can't even do it, and where do I get so much energy... Of course it's stolen from God... Isn't there a ready-made Huangba Tushen, and it automatically unlocks the shackles and filth, isn't it? all lost...

As for why he engages in energy, that is a question that will be discussed later~

In addition, the map is not completely changed. Onion's "disappearance" does not mean defection, and there will be a copy of Gide after that... Brother Onion's vest is still useful.

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Also, would Peng Lie feel that the Hong Kong black donkeys... This is definitely true, but when a certain situation arises, they will not care about Lin Taro donkeys and them.

The vest is changed, and the next chapter will show cute twins with blond hair.

·感谢在2020-07-0323:37:04~2020-07-0423:39:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 cactus baked with cheese;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Jiuyu er, more than 10 bottles of hand damage; 1 bottle of ay;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!