Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

Inside the Valhalla Palace, the gods have already gathered, and they are about to hold the necessary regular meeting every Monday.

"Where is Baldr? Why are you so late today?" Odin asked while sitting on his throne.

The gods shook their heads, expressing their ignorance.This is a bit strange, Balder is usually the most serious and rigid, so why would he be late.

"There's no need to wait, let's start talking if you have anything to say." The woman on the second seat next to Odin said.

This is a graceful and luxurious woman, the purple golden flower robe and the long hair coiled high show the demeanor of the queen.It is God King Odin's wife, God Queen Frigga.

"On Monday, let the child sleep a little longer." The woman explained next to Odin's ear again.Balder is Fulijia's darling, and when he is mentioned in everything, Fulijia absolutely dotes on him.

"Yes, yes, my wife is right." Odin hurriedly nodded with a smile. He still remembered the painful scene of kneeling on the washboard last time.

So the gods held a formal meeting to deal with some trivial "important military affairs".

"Your Majesty Odin, I lost my newly made gold necklace! Some thief stole it." Freya cried to the gods.

"Who would dare to be so bold as to steal the jewelry of the Goddess of Beauty!" The daughter's jewelry was lost, and the Queen of God lost her composure for an instant.

Everyone and Odin had a clue in their minds. Odin waved to Hermod who was lying on the roof of the palace, and the eagle flew to his arm knowingly.

"Go to Loki to see if he has sold it for money. If you haven't sold it, bring the necklace back. If you have sold it, then bring him back to me!"

"Gah...!" Hermod replied, and spread his wings and flew away.

In this way, the first important event has been satisfactorily resolved.

Odin asked again if there was any other business, but all the gods shook their heads.Just as he was about to announce the end of the meeting, Frey, the God of Harvest, suddenly asked Qi Tong, the Goddess of Youth, "Why didn't Borachi come?"

"Borachi, he went to the human world to bark, in order to find a prescription for treating premature ejaculation for the silly god Hainier." Qitong replied softly with some embarrassment.

So that's the case, the gods nodded to express their understanding, and at the same time they couldn't help but sympathize with Hainier who had just sealed the silly god.

But when mentioning Hainier, Odur suddenly remembered something and jumped out, and said anxiously, "Your Majesty Odin, Hainier is gone!"

"He's here."

As soon as Odur finished speaking, he saw a flash of inspiration, and then Balder, who was late, appeared among the gods with a humanoid silkworm chrysalis in his hand.

And the so-called humanoid silkworm chrysalis is the missing person Heinil who is tightly wrapped in a piece of red silk from shoulder to thigh!

Hainier twisted wildly, and finally struggled out of Baldr's hand, hurriedly moved his calf, which could only take small steps, to stay away from this inhuman guy.

After seeing that he was about to run out without clothes, this Balder actually tore off a curtain hanging from the top of the shrine, and wrapped him up like a bun.

Heinier's main body was wrapped like a mermaid, revealing a pair of smooth shoulders, and the obvious blue-purple love marks on it.Coupled with a head of messy long hair hanging over his shoulders due to struggle, the gods who watched were gasping for breath.

"Balder, you bastard, let me go!"

"Hiss..." The gods gasped again, this idiot dared to insult and offend Baldr in front of God Queen Frigga.Since the two of them came in together before arriving at the God Empress, their complexion is not good...

"I won't let you run naked." Baldr said to Heinier coldly.A spark broke out between the eyes of the two.

"Hiss..." After hearing Baldr's words, the gods were so breathless that they almost passed away.

"Hey... Heinir, this mermaid dress is pretty good, I think you should wear it first." Odur hurriedly pulled Heinir to his side to smooth things over, and then put the mermaid dress on his head. The colorful garland was taken off and placed on Hainier's head, "Well, it will be even more beautiful if you wear this."

Gods: "..."

"Nonsense!" Behind her, Fu Lijia couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped the armrest of the magic chair and scolded.

Fu Lijia looked at Heinier's exposed shoulders and neck and the red strawberry-like hickeys all over his calves. It was the first time Heinier saw her, just like this, how decent it is!

And he was still with his good son Balder... Fu Lijia suddenly realized a bad possibility, the two of them would not have some shady tricks somewhere she didn't know, right?

Hmph, it must be this unscrupulous Heinir who seduced his good son Balder!

The woman narrowed her eyes, stared at her good son and asked, "Balder, what's going on? Have you been wronged?"

"God queen, I have not been wronged. I think it was Heinil who was wronged." Unexpectedly, Baldr said so.

The gods were astonished!It looked like the two of them had done something stupid.They would never believe that Baldr was such a lustful person, and given Heinir's previous convictions, he must have raped their most beloved God of Light with his own beauty!

"Hmm." Heinil nodded madly at the God King and Queen, it seemed that Baldr had finally found his conscience.

"Balder, quickly take off this damn mermaid dress!"

Baldr glanced at Heinir, ignored him, looked at Odin and said, "Your Majesty, in view of Heinir's mental state, I think we should build an independent palace for Heinir to live in."

"That's right, Hainier is already a member of our Asaph clan, how can we do without our own shrine?" Odur hurriedly came out to echo.

Baldr said solemnly in a business tone, "After all, Heinir has some special hobbies, such as like to see other people's naked body, like to run around naked, and like to let others take off his clothes. This kind of thing If it often happens outside, it will really damage the domain of God's Domain."

"..." Hainier retorted: "I don't have these hobbies!..." Damn!This Balder is definitely a professional high-level black!

The gods thought it was reasonable, everyone had seen Hainier's hobbies with their own eyes, so they all supported Baldr's proposal.Baldr is worthy of being the kindest and kindest of them, to have suffered such a big grievance, and is still thinking about Heinir.

"Okay. Let's do it like this!" Odin agreed, and then asked the gods, "What kind of name should I give to the shrine of the silly god?"

"Since it's a silly god, I think it's better to call it Tekendama Palace." The Queen of God Fu Lijia answered.

"Okay, okay. I agree." Is this the big deal about Jianshen Palace?Hainier was pleasantly surprised.He just said that Baldr would not be so ruthless to him after just having sex.

Hainier couldn't believe it, he was going to have his own shrine?In the future, I can finally no longer have to rely on others to suffer from all kinds of potential threats, and the name Tekendama is quite nice.

But after the words fell, all the gods looked at Heinir in astonishment.Tekendama is a professional term in the holy book of the heavens, but when it is extended to human beings, it is a "special mental hospital in the heavens"!