Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

The gods are going to build a temple for the new Heinir. This is a big event. The news quickly spread from Asgard, the domain of the gods, to Pifrost, where the elves and fairies live, and even the darkness far away in the sky Some people in the devil world already know about it.

In the age when Arthurgard hadn't done any major construction work for a long time, such a big job suddenly appeared, which made all the architects in the world extremely excited.

Architects flocked to Arthurgard to bid for the project.Yes, it is bidding, and it is really because the face of the gods is there. Let alone a mental hospital, even if a toilet is built in Ashergard, it must be built on the highest level.

One place in Arthgard is Bifrost, where the fairies live. There is a green lawn, on which there are circles of round stones. Trees of various colors blooming with flowers.

In the middle is a big wisteria, winding and crawling all over the simple shelf, and under the thin flower branches are wisteria flowers with bright green leaves and large clusters of fallen grapes.

This big flower shed covers some of the dazzling sunlight, and the gods like to come here to hold some small banquets with the beautiful male and female fairies.

Therefore, today's Tekendama Palace bidding conference was also held here.Now the gods and some strangers were sitting below, discussing who and how to build this new temple.

Odin announced the official start of the bidding, and many architects began to express their opinions one after another, hoping to get this opportunity to show their strength.

"I can build the tallest temple in the world!" said one architect.

After finishing speaking, the gods looked at Heinir, who was sitting on a big lily cushion in a daze, shaking his head with his head raised and his eyes blank.

"Yes..." Totil, who was the host of this bidding, shook his hand.

"Hmph, what's the use of being the tallest? I can build the biggest temple in the world!" Another architect came out and made a declaration.

The gods looked at Hainier again, and the latter raised his two dead fish-like panda eyes and shook his head.

"Okay..." Totil waved his hand and told the man that it was over.

"I can build the most beautiful temple in the world!" Someone jumped out again.

Leaning beside Hainier, with one arm around Hainier's thigh that he couldn't put it down, and the other hand on the shoulder of his good brother, Odur grabbed Hainier's head that was about to shake again and said, "I said Hainier, this is already the 141st one, what kind of temple do you want?"

"I don't have the desire to live any longer, what's the use of having such things outside of me?" Heinir glanced listlessly at Odur.

yes.After knowing that the shrine that surprised him was named a mental hospital, he really wanted to die!

"In that case, I don't think we need to ask for his opinion. Let the next architect win the bid." Balder, who was quietly sitting under a big flower vine, said lightly.

"..." Heinir glanced at Baldur speechlessly. If he still had the last tender heart for him when he just woke up today, it has been completely broken into pieces now.

If Arthurgard is a regular company and Odin is the chairman of Youya, then Balder is definitely the general manager who controls the specific operations and speaks like an arrow.But general manager, is it really okay for you to exercise arbitrary power in front of all bidders?

Everyone who had no doubts about him nodded their heads in agreement, for no other reason than Baldr is the embodiment of justice, and his words must be the most fair!

"Thank you for giving me this opportunity." A very strange man with a deer bone on his head and rough hair all over his body, who can be identified as a demon at a glance, stood up and said, "As long as the silly god provides me with a sketch, what does it look like?" I can build a temple, and I can do it in a day."

Obviously, this person is the next person that Balder mentioned just now, that is, the lucky one who was declared the winner of the bid inexplicably.

"A boy from the devil world, you will be struck by lightning if you talk big!"

Many other architects who did not win the bid all gnashed their teeth against it.No matter how capable an architect is, it is impossible to build a shrine in one day. This arrogant person is really talking wildly!

"What I said is true. I can build the palace in one day, but I have one request. I want your sun, moon and marrying the goddess of beauty Freya in exchange!" the architect vowed.

"hiss……"

Everyone present looked at this crazy man in disbelief.The sun, the moon, and the god of beauty are the most important things in Arthurgard!How can you give it away at will.

"Patta." Freya, who was forming a circle with a few fairies, openly deserted and took a small box of henna paste to paint her nails, dropped the box on the grass in fright.

Only Heinir became energetic when he heard this.Hahahaha, did he hear wrong!This savage man wants to exchange the temple with Freya, the woman who has hurt her millions of times! ?A dark light flashed in Hainier's eyes, such a good opportunity, if you don't take revenge now, when will it come!

"Okay. Deal! That's it! By this time tomorrow, you will give me the temple and take away those useless ones. Let's hand over the people and deliver the goods!" Heinier stood up excitedly, and his subordinates ruthlessly With a slap in the face, he agreed heartily. For such a request, he agreed 1 times.

"Ah! It hurts me to death! Heinil..." Odur covered his head and howled in pain.

Hainier looked down at his leg pendant Odur, twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I was too excited just now, and I accidentally slapped your head as a table."

"..." Odur burst into tears of grievance.

"The silly god is so refreshing! Well, then we will bear the honor of the gods as witnesses, and we've made a deal!" The man hurriedly agreed, and very cleverly involved the gods, and now no one can go back on his word.

"It's a deal!" Heinir ran over excitedly, slapped the man, and smiled inwardly.

In the final analysis, until today, he has had such a miserable experience. It all started when he arrived at Arthurgard on the first day, and this woman insulted his sex/ability!This time, he must teach that woman a lesson.

So the Arthurgard "company" recruited bids for the construction of the Tekendama "building" for a whole day, and finally this matter was decided in such an incredible instant.

"Ahh...wow...Your Majesty Odin, Father God! I don't want to marry a wild man!" Upon hearing this, Freya, who was in tears like rain, immediately threw herself on Odin.

The agreement made in the name of the gods, even Odin was unable to stop it. Freya, who had been "alone" for many years since she divorced Odur, was married off by Heinir...

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[Explanation] Recently, some people always think that the protagonist is too weak. I just want to say that the highlight of the copywriting is how the protagonist is being crippled in various ways~ So does this prove that it is not the writing that is bad, but the writing is just a manifestation of good writing?Ha ha ha ha

In addition, spoiler: the main character counterattacks after [-] chapters, friends who can't accept it get together and break up~

Also, let me explain in advance about the protagonist’s emotional line. The writing will be rather nonsensical. After about 150 chapters, you can understand it~ So dear friends, don’t take the foreshadowing as a failure~ Of course, dear friends who can’t wait, it’s better to get together Sanha~

All the friends who came here supported me, the same love is given to you (づ￣3￣)づ