Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

In other words, Odin's words made Heinir a fool.

Hainier's first reaction when he recovered from his stupid state was to embrace the thigh of the wise Mimir.With the lesson learned this time, there are some things that he must ask clearly!

"Mimir, you must tell me, where did I come from? Could it be that I jumped out of a crack in the rock?" Hainier cried bitterly.

"No..." Mimir, who had just been sentenced to death, shook his head with an uneasy expression, "You are a new god who was born naturally after gathering the aura of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and moon after the new era of the God Year!"

The aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon?Why is this sentence so familiar?Isn't this what Monkey King Sun Wukong is described in Journey to the West!Damn, he also said that he didn't jump out of the cracks in the rocks!

No wonder the gods reacted so strongly when he thought he was the illegitimate son of Zeus just now.It seems that he needs to make up for the history of the heavens, so that he will not be regarded as a fool.However, fortunately, he has Mimir as a life-saving straw.

"Have you finished talking? After talking, I'm going to start."

Totir looked at them with a thunder hammer in one hand and a Dwalin long knife in the other.

"Hey...that's the mission, let's do it." The wise man raised his neck with a clear heart.

"Hey... wait..." Heinir was horrified, how could he forget that Odin just ordered Totil to kill his only life-saving straw!

Before he finished speaking, he saw Totir's sharp hand raised the knife, and Mimir's head and body were split into two halves. The wise man's head fell to the ground and rolled several times along the steps of the temple.

"Ahhh!!!..." Heinier, who had never seen such a scene before, yelled.

Just after passing through, let him see the highly exciting scenes of nudity and murder.This God Realm is also too yellow, too violent, it's not suitable for his little freshness!

Hainier was still clutching his little heart, when he saw Totil lift the head by the hair, he reached out to greet Hermod the Eagle, and asked him to send him to the Temple of Olympus.Then the head turned around to look at Hainier, and said a word to him kindly.

"Your Highness, I won't be with you anymore."

"You, you, you... aren't dead?" This, this... this end can still talk!Hainier covered his mouth and pointed at the other end with trembling little hands.

"Your Highness. The God of Olympus is immortal! Your Highness remembers...the extreme west of the sky, Jotunheim, the fountain of wisdom..."

When the eagle envoy spread his wings and flew down from the eaves to snatch Mimir's head away, the old man looked at Hainier with a look of "you are really hopeless", and left the last sentence.

At this time, Odin also calmed down, so he waved his hand impatiently to everyone and said, "This is the end of today's meeting. Everyone leave." After speaking, he drew a cloud and walked away.

"Hey... wait" Odin flew away before Heinir could stop.

"Why are you walking so fast?" Heinir murmured again looking at the entrance of the main hall. He still had a lot of questions to ask.

"I said, little Hainier, didn't you realize that today is the regular meeting on Monday, and the queen of God, Frigga, didn't come to work? It is said that Odin was caught in another crime in the human world, and he was going on strike in anger. Odin Ding must be rushing back to kneel on the washboard..."

Without Mimir the wise, Borachi, the god of music and poetry, can be regarded as the most intelligent god. He usually only stands behind people with a book in his arms, and can always come out in time to make up his sword at important moments.

"Oh. So that's the case." This explanation made the corner of Heinier's mouth twitch.

Sure enough, he doesn't understand the world of gods...

"Ask us if you have any questions." Odur rubbed his big, watery eyes on Heinir's arm, blinking.

He has many problems, but now there is one most urgent problem, that is...

Hainier asked with a smile, "I don't have a shrine, where should I sleep at night?"

After a while, all the gods looked at each other, but no one answered.

"Come to me!"

Afterwards, all the gods spoke in unison, and their eyes looked at Heinir again.Then there seemed to be a spark of war in everyone's eyes.

"The fairest way is to let Heinir go to live in the gods that accept him?"

Odin is not there.In the end, besides Odin, Baldr, who was most admired by the gods, stood up and made a suggestion.

"I agree!"

"That's right. Good things to share."

"Hey...wait..." Hainier raised his forehead...the lunatic system?Why is it a bit like the emperor's harem?

No one paid any attention to Hainier.The gods said that it was decided.

"There is no shortage of people in my palace. I will leave first." Balder, who had made this suggestion just now, finished speaking with a cold expression, and also attracted a cloud to fly away.

"Balder is seldom indifferent to others. Heinil, you have been rejected." It was Borachi who always got it right.

"I... that... I really didn't mean it..." Heinir wanted to cry, even though he was gay in his previous life, even though he admitted that the first time he saw the male god Balder who seemed to be shining Jumping, but he is not so lecherous... Now it's good, I won't even have friends to do it...

What's more, he also proposed some kind of tenured system, looking at the eyes of these lecherous gods looking at him, Hainier felt that this Balder must be taking revenge on him!

"Then who did he go to for the first time?"

Of the remaining gods, Odur asked an explosive question.

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Popularity of official history:

In Norse mythology, Qitong is the goddess of spring.She has the apple of youth. People who eat this apple can always maintain the beauty and vitality of youth, and even the old can be rejuvenated.The gods of Arthurgarde, for they were born of hybrids with giants, were not exempt from old age and death.And since Qitong came to Asegarde, the gods often share her apples, so that they can be eternally young. (The image of a giant is too...not in line with my beauty aesthetics, so I plan to merge with the beautiful elves to form a "spiritual demon clan")