Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

"Then who did he go to for the first time?" Odur asked an explosive question.

Why does this sound so strange?Heinir groaned.But if he had to choose, he really wanted to live with the bright and beautiful Baldr, but unfortunately he has already left in disgust...

After Odur finished asking the question, he saw Totil walking towards Heinir first. Thor patted Heinir's arm like buying pork, and then Till turned his face and pinched Heinir. thigh, and said to him:

"Our brothers still need a person who does laundry, cooks, burns fire and makes quilts. Why don't you go to my place first."

The gods rolled their eyes, washing clothes, cooking, burning fire and making quilts, is the ambiguous one a wife?

Hainier shook his head: "..." He didn't think about it that much, he just wanted to feel affection for him, did he come to be a nanny?

"Cough." Bollage cleared his throat, holding the book that never left his hand, and put on a pair of long-rimmed glasses on his beautiful narrow eyes. He looked like a scholar, and seemed to scan with academic eyes. gave Hainier a moment, and said to him:

"I'm working on a Celestial Bible recently, and the desk is full of books, piled up in a mess. The size, width and height of the desk are very suitable for your figure, why don't you come to my place and help me clean the desk?"

The gods rolled their eyes, cleaning the desk?After cleaning it up, it is used for some romantic things that have nothing to do with academics, right?

Hainier shook his head: "..." He didn't think too much about it. He wanted him to be a book boy, but the book boy still needs to find someone with a suitable body shape for the desk. Does the God Realm have such strict requirements on such trivial matters?

"Go." Frey, the God of Harvest who had never spoken, also came over.He has short flaxen hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes, healthy wheat-colored skin wrapped around a muscular body, giving people the feeling of a strong and handsome man.He is an honest man, if he likes it and sees it right, he will say:

"Recently, the human world has an autumn harvest. I'm going down to inspect and need help. Hainier, do you want to try the feeling of two people working in the golden waves of wheat on a windy night?"

The gods breathed in, and Frey couldn't usually see that it was good.And it's still rolling around in Da Maoye, it's just too wild!

Hainier shook his head: "..." He didn't think too much about it, but he just thought that even Frey, the god of harvest, was so handsome, but he went to work in the wheat wave in the middle of the night to harvest wheat?This is clearly making him do hard work!

"That... Hainier..." came an extremely gentle female voice, a goddess who had been silent all this time in a long turquoise gauze, with a jade face and red lips, and a new flower pinned to her long straight cyan hair. The blooming white lily hung softly in front of him, with a trace of red on her face, she walked gracefully in front of Hainier, as if to feel the thickness of his chest muscles, she stretched out her hand and pressed on his chest, and said :

"Borachi has been sleeping with his broken books in the library all year round, and he doesn't even return to our temple. It's really cold for me to live in the temple alone. Why don't Heinir go to my place and give him a gift at night? I warm the bed? In return, I can give you a golden apple~"

The gods couldn't bear it anymore, and now even the goddess of spring, Qitong, came out to stir up trouble!And he said it so directly, warm the bed!How could they forget that the opponents here are not only men, but also weak objects like women!

Hainier was stunned, and slowly turned his head to look at the great poet Borachi.The latter really calmed down, "Yeah. Qitong is my wife."

"I rely on!"

Hainier couldn't help but swear.Bo Laqi, you are so indifferent to your wife, is it really okay to let her look for mistress in front of you?Ever since the goddess mentioned the golden apple, he had guessed that this was Qitong, the goddess of spring, and Borachi's wife.But why did he also ask him to go, and the task was to warm the bed?

However, after all the talk, he finally understood.It turned out that these people didn't want to take him in at all, they just wanted to have sex with him!And among them there are husband and wife files connected together, this tmd is too inhumane... Heinil instantly felt the chrysanthemum tighten behind him...

"Okay! Don't say anything!" Odur, who hadn't spoken all this time, finally spoke, and he leaned forward and hugged Heinir's waist tightly, and said as if declaring his sovereignty, "Hainir The first time, it must be mine!"

"It's your first time!" Odur, you bastard!Heinir suddenly burned even the tips of his ears, he almost wanted to send a thunderbolt to strike the bastard!However, Lei did not provoke, but provoked a quarrel among the gods.

"No! For the first time, I want to..."

"I also want……"

Hainier: "...Wait, all of you...wait..." These people, just discussing his first problem in front of him, is this really okay!

Hainier wanted to stop it, but his words were so powerless.

In the end, I saw Freya, the oldest sexy beauty god, stepping between the gods. The movement was surprisingly handsome. The goddess gracefully stretched out a finger and pointed at Hainier, and said with great certainty:

"What first time? I advise none of you to think about it! I have tried this Hainier, he has premature ejaculation problems!"

What?Morning / ejaculation!It's premature ejaculation!

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The official history is popular: When Borachi was born, the dwarves gave him a golden harp, and carried him in one of their ships, and sent him to the outside world.The boat sailed slowly out of the dark underground along the underground spring, and arrived at the border of the kingdom of death, where it remained motionless

Suddenly Borachi sat up, picked up the golden harp beside him, and began to sing the wonderful song of life.The song went up to the sky, and went straight into the kingdom of the gods, and down into the earth, to the dwelling of Hel, the goddess of death.While singing, the boat came to a sunny place and hit the shore.So Borachi went ashore, played his harp, and walked through the withered and desolate woods.Immediately, the trees sprouted and blossomed, and everything came alive.

In the woods, Borachi met Qitong, the beautiful goddess of youth.When she came to the ground, nature was

Showed the cutest face. —When two such people meet in the woods, they naturally fall in love with each other; they arrive together

Arthurgard, welcomed by the gods.