Don't look at me, I'm not perfect

The cub can no longer run long there, so I will give it to you if I say it, and when you come back on the weekend, I will send the cub and the cup to your house, huh? "

Yan An pouted, and was carried into the elevator by Gu Yu: "You are good."

The gentle and deep voice was right next to his ears, and Yan An shuddered, and immediately threw all the bastards and cups aside, the dull hair on his head trembled, and a blush quickly spread across his face.

Gu Yu didn't seem to notice the strangeness in him, and he was still talking to himself: "Do you like cats or dogs? It should be cats, it's very similar to you."

"Bah! You're just like a cat!" Yan An retorted, but his voice was soft like something. Gu Yu looked down, and then laughed again: "No, it's been so long, you treat me..." Suddenly After a pause, the man leaned closer to the child's ear on purpose, and exhaled slightly: "Still so sensitive?"

In the next second, the child squatted on the ground with a plop.

"Hahahaha..." Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed when he came back to his senses: "Let me tell you, where did you get the problem of shrinking into a ball when you were stimulated? What can you do if you are so sensitive?"

"Shut up!" Yan An stared at him with wet eyes: "Stay away from me!"

Gu Yu raised his hand and surrendered: "Okay, I'll shut up." However, he couldn't help but let out a laugh: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Yan An was about to cry, but Gu Yu knew that he had provoked him, so he knelt down and rubbed his head with his hands, avoiding the stupid hair on his head: "Okay, man, what does it look like to cry all the time? I was wrong, huh?"

"I didn't cry!"

"Yes, yes, you are not crying, get up quickly, the elevator is here."

Yan An muttered something, but Gu Yu didn't hear it clearly, so he leaned closer and asked him, "What did you say?"

Yan An turned his eyes away: "The feet are weak...I can't get up."

Gu Yu hurriedly gritted his teeth to prevent himself from laughing. After a long while, he reluctantly pulled his arm and helped him up: "It's really an ancestor."

Yan An blushed. In fact, he could completely stretch his body by squatting again, but his feet were still a little soft. He is not the ancestor!

Walking out of the gate of the building, Yan An had been revived with full blood, bouncing away from Gu Yu's support, and followed him to the parking lot.

But it was pitch black.

34, cumbersome

Yan An stopped in his tracks, and Gu Yu was two steps behind him. Just as he was about to ask what was wrong, Yan An made a silent gesture to him.

The surroundings of the parking lot were pitch black, as if all the lighting equipment had gone on strike in unison, because the lights from the buildings behind were too strong, making the parking lot look even darker.

It was as if a monster dormant in the night opened its man-eating mouth.

Gu Yu's face darkened, and suddenly, Yan An reached out and pulled his arm, pulling him to his side, and at the same time kicked him to the right, as if he had kicked something, but the speed was so fast that Gu Yu couldn't see clearly.

As a result, the two walked into the parking lot completely, and they could even be regarded as completely invisible.

Yan An held Gu Yu's arm tightly, and Gu Yu even felt the child tremble.

Afraid of the dark?

Gu Yu wanted to pull the child back into his arms to protect him, but just as he moved his arm, he forced the movement down. The child fumbled to his side, stood on tiptoe, and whispered in his ear, "Don't mess around." Move, it's a pea."

Untimely, Gu Yu suddenly remembered a game called Plants vs. Zombies, in which there was a plant that could spit out a bunch of pea bombs and blow up the zombie's dog's head with a twist.

"..." Maybe I shouldn't think about this at this time.

Yan An almost included Gu Yu in his protection range. Although Gu Yu was good at skills, he was a purebred after all, and his perception of plant parasites was equivalent to nothing, just like Gu Yu could feel the parking lot just now. Something was wrong, but he couldn't perceive which direction the opponent's attack would come from.

Although anyone who sees the dark parking lot will feel that something is wrong...

Yan An dodged several attacks in a row, and a pea happened to brush against Gu Yu's ear and hit the car behind him. The sound of the car being sunken was amplified countless times in the darkness. If you want to hit someone, you probably have to drill a hole.

Based on the movement he heard, Gu Yu was distracted and calculated how much force the next pea would need to push to reach the level just now.

The attack power of smashing cars is the same as smashing tofu.

"Do you still remember where the car was parked?" Yan An suddenly turned around and asked, "If you remember, I will take you there."

"Shall we drive away?"

"No." Yan An licked his tiger teeth: "I'll take you to the car and uproot this pea plant. You're in the way here."

Gu Yu: "..."

Fortunately, only the lights in the parking lot were damaged, so the car was fine. Although Gu Yu couldn't see the direction clearly, the car key was in his trouser pocket. When he took out the car key to unlock it, he saw the car light flickering not far in front of the right .

Yan An naturally saw it too. Fortunately, he was lucky and didn't get farther and farther away from the car, so he whispered to Gu Yu, "I'll run over there on the count of three."

"one."

"two."

"three!"

The two held hands and ran towards the car, and the other party's attack became fierce in an instant. Yan An led Gu Yu to scurry around, and the sound of those peas hitting the private car made his flesh hurt. Then the next second, the surrounding cars suddenly burst into shrill sirens.

"Damn it, I forgot about this!" Yan An was shaken by the blast, his hair was trembling, and he swears subconsciously.

The car that was hit before just happened to not have the alarm on, and other beans were dropped in other places, causing them to forget that the car had an alarm.But now this indiscriminate attack caused a row of private cars to suffer, and the siren sounded like it was going to blow off the roof.

It is estimated that the owner's security guards are rushing here at the moment.

"Get in the car!" Yan An pushed Gu Yu to the side of the car, turned around and ran into the darkness.

"Yan..." Gu Yu wanted to arrest him, but failed.

Opening the car door and getting in, Gu Yu turned on the lights and looked around by the lights, but he didn't see where Yan An was.

"Don't turn on the light." Suddenly, Yan An's voice seemed to be close to his ears: "Someone is coming, and it's too late to leave. Turn off the lights and get out of the car, and sneak out later. I've caught him. There won't be any Dangerous, see you later at the north gate of the community."

After finishing speaking, Gu Yu felt a gust of wind pass by his ears, and Yan An disappeared again.

Gu Yu: "..." What kind of monster is this kid?What did he say just now?Got him?Who got caught?Pea parasites?

This back and forth... not even 1 minute?

Is it because the co-author has been entangled for so long because of his burden?

Professor Gu suddenly fell into confusion about his identity and skills.

But the confusion is the confusion. When Yan An was speaking, he obediently turned off the lights, opened the door and got out of the car.

As soon as the car door was closed, Gu Yu heard a faint voice coming from outside the parking lot: "Hey... what's wrong with it, where is the light... fix it..."

"Could it be that a thief really came, there was such a big commotion just now." The voice was approaching again, and there was the sound of running.

Gu Yu hid behind a pillar. A group of residents and security guards were using their mobile phones to turn on the flashlight and walked in.

"The skills of thieves are too bad these days. Are you afraid that others will not know about stealing a car? The movement just now must be how many cars were moved." Someone complained.

"It looks like there are a lot of cars."

When a group of people approached the pillar where Gu Yu was hiding, Gu Yu quietly blended into the crowd, turned on the flashlight, and acted as if nothing had happened.

Beside him was a middle-aged man. That man felt that the man next to him just now seemed not so tall. Did he remember wrongly?

Gu Yu lowered his head and looked at him, and twitched the corners of his mouth. The middle-aged man happened to be in the same building as him. He had met him a few times. Seeing that he was also the owner, he shook his head and stopped looking at him.

Probably I really remembered it wrong.

"Who is so wicked! He smashed a hole in my car!"

"My car has it too!"

"Mad's mine is the same. I guess it's not a thief. Whoever's child's mother is playing a prank."

"What's on the ground?" Someone found something rolling on the ground, squatted down to pick it up, and asked, "Peas?"

Gu Yu took a look, and saw a small green bean lying in the palm of the person. It looked no different from the ones bought on the street. It couldn't be seen at all that it was a magical bean that could smash a car into a hole. .

"I guess someone accidentally bought the peas and spilled them." Everyone glanced, but no one connected the peas with the pit on the car body.

However, the person who picked up the bean happened to be a university professor, who taught physics. It was said that he did not drop the bean, but pressed the bean in his hand into the hole that appeared on the car body. yes…

This hole is like being smashed out by peas.

The university professor went through the physical formulas in his mind, including acceleration and air resistance, and finally came to a conclusion.

Even if a pea is placed in the chamber of a gun and artificially released, it will not cause such terrible destructive power.

What's more, the pea couldn't stand the pressure and momentum of the moment it came out of the chamber.

35. half man

The physics professor was still squatting on the ground, pinching a pea, sticking it to the dent of the car body, then pulling it out, and sticking it on again after a while.

"Old Chen, don't think about it. If you think about it with your toes, you know that it can't be the bean that shatters in your hand. I guess it's because the children are playing with imitation guns or something." Someone persuaded him.

"But why are there so many beans here?" he asked.

"Hey, what could be the reason? You guys who do research always like to think too much, why can't you think in the normal direction? Didn't I say it, maybe someone accidentally sprinkled it when he came back from buying vegetables.