Sorry, I'm dirty!

The winter sun shines through the window, sprinkled on the white walls and brown floor, the shimmering light moves warmly to the edge of the bed, and the air is filled with a veil-like mist.

The first thing Bai Cen did when he woke up was to ask the question that troubled him all night:

"You think I look like a dog?"

"Huh?" Our young master pretended to be a fool.

Bai Cen was furious: "Forget about your personal attack, give me back the fragments! Are you a man or not!"

With cold eyes, He Ruiqi motioned him to lower his head and look at the normally propped up physiological tent.

Bai Cen: "..."

For the next hour, Bai Cen and He Ruiqi sat face to face on the bed and had an in-depth discussion on the minutiae of yesterday. The serious attitude of the two was as if they were at the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China.

For example, how Ruiqi refused to let go of Bai Cen despite his persuasion last night, so that Bai Cen could only drag him to the suite exhaustedly; or how Bai Cen was brutally murdered, his ears were pulled and his butt was spanked Yes, just because He Ruiqi regards him as his own dog...

Young Master He looked sincere: "Bai Cen, I apologize to you for being drunk and rude yesterday."

Bai Cen was actually not very angry, after all, if he was drunk, there would be no real harm, and besides, the subwoofer could be heard very early in the morning.

He waved his hands again and again, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm not angry."

"but……"

"What?"

"It's weird that it really looks like you."

"..." Hehe, I look like your second uncle!Bai Cen's face was almost black as carbon.

"How about..." A cunning flashed in He Ruiqi's eyes, "I'll take you to meet him?"

Yesterday someone said he looked like Feng Gong, but today someone said he looked like a dog, and he was still sober, Bai Cen felt that this was intolerable.This is not a question of handsome or not, it has risen to the dignity of a "human"!

So Bai Cen went home with He Ruiqi without hesitation.

Kate said about the behavior of her boss who took people home to watch the dog early in the morning, is this breeding?

******

How to describe He Ruiqi's current mood?One word: self-inflicted.

He obviously had other thoughts on his mind, but now he could only watch Bai Cen and his monsters having fun in the hall together, not even giving him a look.

This is when fellow villagers meet fellow villagers, with tears in their eyes?

Sure enough, the animal world does not allow adults to intervene?

nozuonodiewhyItry?

Bai Cen was tired from playing, so he sat on the blanket with Weiguai in his arms: "Why is it called Weiguai? It's a mouthful."

He Ruiqi replied: "It didn't get used to it very well when it was a child, so I gave it a nickname."

"What?"

"Shit monster."

The corner of Bai Cen's mouth twitched: "...can you be more refined?"

He Ruiqi smiled a bit maliciously: "Poop ghost? Ghost ghost?"

"..."

"Wang!"

Bai Cen affectionately touches the monsters, no wonder your IQ is anxious, I am not your master but you can still wag your tail so happily, you can hit your head on the table leg when chasing me, and licking people makes me drool... It's hard for you to have such a master!

He Ruiqi's grandmother was the daughter of the commander of the military region. Although she married a grandfather who was a scholar, and her son-in-law was a businessman, she couldn't hide her high-level background.The group of them lived in the compound of the military region since they were young, and they all grew up with the guards, and they didn't have any virtue in their mouths.

Of course, this is also in private, put it on the stage to see who is not a gentle, talkative and laughing image.Such people who are mixed in the upper class can only be described as yuppies at best.

The housekeeper, Qian Bo, hid in a corner, and said to the cook, Aunt Qian, in a low voice: "Just now the old master called and said he would come right away, do you want to tell the young master?"

Aunt Qian took it for granted: "I think it's better for you to hide the kitchen knife, mop, broom and so on first."

Chamberlain: "Last time the old man brought his own walking stick..."

"Then there is only one way now." After speaking, Aunt Qian went straight forward.

Chamber's eyes lit up: "Say it!"

Aunt Qian opened the door and said, "Welcome."

……

A little bit distressed, Bai Cen began to ignore him again, He Ruiqi tried his best to show his presence, and had nothing to say: "It's very nice, and a cheap name is easy to support."

Bai Cen rolled his eyes: "Then why don't you call him He Ergou?"

He Ruiqi: "..."

"Hahahahahahaha!" Mrs. He heard the conversation between the two of them as soon as he entered the door, and he laughed extremely happily.

As for whether Bai Cen is short-hearted or not, I can't judge for the time being, but a sweet mouth is enough to be likable.

Although he didn't know the person, the elder still wanted to call. He raised his signature smile, and immediately called out "Hello, Grandpa" to make the old man burst into joy.

The old man was in a good mood: "Young man, I see your bones are amazing, learn how to cook with me!"

If you don’t fix it, you’ve swiped too much on Weibo!He Ruiqi wanted to drive him out a little bit.

Bai Cen asked seriously: "Can learning to cook with you help you develop biceps?"

The old man: "What kind of statement is this?"

Bai Cen: "Even Peng Yuyan has chewed Yida and has eight-pack abs."

The old man suddenly realized: "What you said makes sense!"

He Ruiqi felt that he could throw them both out...

After the driver sent Bai Cen away, there was a tacit agreement between the elder and younger members of the He family and no one spoke. The older one sat upright with a thoughtful look, while the younger one leaned lazily on the sofa with his legs crossed.

But no matter how you look at the situation, how undercurrents are surging, and swords are on the verge... For the servants of the He family, the arrival of the old man is simply a high-energy warning!

Attention please!This is not a drill!There are still 30 seconds to reach the battlefield, and non-combatants evacuate quickly!

At least everyone else in the house stayed away from the danger zone, automatically moved to a safe place, and silently observed the situation ahead.

Suddenly, the old man's crutch was struck hard, and the sound made people tremble, but He Ruiqi still acted foolishly.

The old man smiled: "Yo, the taste has become lighter?"

Young Master He glanced at him indifferently, regardless of whether he had that thought or not, he couldn't lose his mouth: "If you don't say it, maybe I will take care of it."

"My grandson is getting old and his charm is gone. He can't even handle a little boy. Do you want grandpa to teach you some tricks?"

"Don't bother, we have different sexual orientations."

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, the old man was about to hit him with a cane, and Young Master He reacted equally, standing up, tilting his head, and jumping back... the movements were done in one go.

The servant who was watching the battle said with emotion that being beaten makes people improve. In just a few years, he has trained the young master to be firm and courageous.The young master's beatings in the past few years were not in vain!

There were gratified smiles on everyone's face.

The old man didn't take any further action this time, and changed the subject: "Boy, I think that kid is pretty good, a new artist?"

He Ruiqi pursed his lips and remained silent.

"Yo~ No way, you haven't even dug anyone?"

"I haven't done it yet!"

"Then what do you say you are going to do? I am all ears, old man."

……

The hidden audience all stared dumbfounded at the two people who had a friendly conversation.

The old man rarely showed a kind smile: "Ah Qi, I don't expect you to carry on the family anymore, just find someone to settle down. Grandpa wishes you happiness."

What he said was so touching that He Ruiqi even began to reflect on all the bastard things he did before.He took a step forward with twinkling eyes, hesitated to speak: "Grandpa..."

"Hey!" The old man looked delighted, touched his grandson's face with his slightly old hand, and then slapped his backhand quickly, "Fuck you little bastard! Ginger is still old and spicy!"

"Fuck!"

Ping... Ling... Pong... Bang... There was another burst of gunpowder smoke.

Only then did the audience members nod in satisfaction, and by the way give a thumbs up to the old man for his bitter plan!

******

Bai Cen was in a good mood, and entered the dormitory humming a little tune.But as soon as he arrived at the dormitory, he smelled a... strange smell.

"Lin Chu?" The room was quiet and no one answered.

University A is a century-old school, and it can be regarded as the key point of the city.Such a famous school naturally attracted the attention of many students, and most of them came to the school early to see the environment.Because Bai Cen was not assigned to a new dormitory at the end of the freshman report, he lived with another procrastinator and two seniors from the first year of high school.The seniors moved out after graduation, and now he and Lin Chu live in the dormitory.

But it's too strange now, let's not talk about this point, Lin Chu will not go out, and there is no one when the lights are on.Bai Cen called out again without giving up: "Lin Chu?"

Faintly crying like mosquitoes and flies came from the toilet, Bai Cen was startled, and knocked eagerly on the toilet door: "Hey, Lin Chu? Don't scare me, what's wrong?"

With a hoarse voice, Lin Chu said in a pitiful voice, "Captain, you are finally back... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The smell became stronger, and Bai Cen said disgustedly: "Lin Chu, I didn't mean you, you smell so bad!"

"Woooooooo..."

"Hey, don't cry! I won't say anything, just take your time."

"It's not... the captain... I... I..."

Bai Cen didn't know why, so he kicked the toilet door: "Why are you acting like a woman, tell me who bullied you! I'll settle the score with him! It made my brother cry!"

"Woooooo...I'm bleeding..."

Bai Cen's brain froze immediately: "Damn it! Brother, are you here as an aunt?!"

Lin Chu's face was wrinkled into pork buns in the toilet, and he roared angrily, "I have an anal fissure! You are so annoying!"

"..."

When Lin Chu finally solved his physical problem, Bai Cen couldn't straighten up laughing.Of course, Lin Chu didn't straighten up.

His buttocks were pouted, his back was squeezed and he was in great pain, his eyes and nose were red from crying, and he looked very pitiful.

Bai Cen felt that it was too unreasonable for him to laugh any longer, so he comforted him: "Don't cry, do you want me to take you to the hospital?"

Lin Chu walked forward with difficulty and rubbed Bai Cen's arm: "Captain, you are the best!"

Bai Cen patted him on the head, and was about to get him a coat to go to the hospital, but his arm was grabbed: "Huh?"

Lin Chu's face was flushed, and he finally looked at Bai Cen expectantly: "Don't be in a hurry, we can only go to the emergency room at night, we can go tomorrow. Will the captain do something for me?"

"Well, tell me." Bai Cen took care of the injured without hesitation.

Lin Chu is 1.8 meters tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a short cut head. He looks like a sunny boy, but now he looks shy: "That... that... my stool is too dry."

"Then?"

"I'm shy~!"

"Are you going to tell me?" Bai Cen had a bad feeling.

Lin Chu took a deep breath, as if he had made a great determination, and moved his dantian: "I blocked the toilet!"

After saying this quickly, enduring the severe pain, he quickly jumped onto the bed and lay down on his stomach. By the way, he winked at Bai Cen, and then smiled wickedly:

"Captain~ why don't you help them unclog the toilet~"

Bai Cen: "..."