Sorry, I'm dirty!

Lin Chu still remembers seeing Bai Cen for the first time in the school report, and only thought of the four words "shocked as a heavenly man".

At that time, Bai Cen was wearing the simplest white T-shirt and light-colored jeans, standing tall and straight but expressionless downstairs in the dormitory, immediately arousing a lot of commotion, everyone was discussing whether this was a movie star.

Lin Chu thought at the time, such a person who is so full of stars must be extremely arrogant.Of course, he is still a little jealous, after all, being a roommate with such a person, oh no, even if he stands with him, he will be humiliating himself, okay?

But all his small thoughts disappeared when Bai Cen smiled brightly at him and said "Hello, my name is Bai Cen". He still doubts until now, was it really an angel that he saw at that time?

Later, Bai Cen's personality of being a dead house, skipping classes without hesitation every time, and helping Lin Chu "overcome the difficulties" in the final exam, made the two of them develop a revolutionary friendship quickly.

Having been together day and night for nearly four years, Lin Chu can still figure out Bai Cen's temperament.He looks obedient and sweet, and he is sweet to please others, but in fact he really hates being nosy, let alone you don't ask him, even if you are shameless, he will have a way to get you in.It's not that I don't want to take care of my own affairs, and I don't need others to care about my own affairs, even to the point of a little indifference.

No one knew about his past, no one knew about his parents, and he didn't even say where his hometown was... Such a person is not scary, but he just can't talk to him.

So Lin Chu is actually very happy when he sees Bai Cen rolling up his sleeves, frowning, and fighting against the toilet. The team leader even offered to accompany him to the hospital before. Does this mean that he still has a place in the team leader’s heart? of?

Lin Chu, with a dark face, fell asleep after thinking about it.After Bai Cen was sweating profusely, he took a shower and came out. Hearing Lin Chu's selfless snoring, he smiled helplessly.After carefully covering him with a quilt and making sure that he would not catch cold, he gently turned off the light and went to bed.

Early the next morning, Bai Cen accompanied Lin Chu to the City First Hospital for an examination.The doctor was a middle-aged woman in her thirties, and a trainee doctor was sitting next to her.As soon as they saw Bai Cen, their eyes lit up, and finally came a handsome young man who was juicy and tender. Of course, he asked about his health in various ways, but he directly ignored Lin Chu who was standing next to him with his butt up and his face looking pale.

Bai Cen had a smile on his face, but his voice revealed a little impatience: "Doctor, my roommate is sick." After speaking, he pushed Lin Chu forward.

"Ahem." The middle-aged doctor cleared his throat at Lin Chu, who looked dumbfounded, and asked formulaically, "What's wrong?"

Lin Chu felt a little embarrassed, and whispered, "Anal fissure."

Although I don't know if there is such an academic term as anal fissure, he just thinks this term is very vivid.

The doctor didn't hear clearly: "What are you talking about? Speak louder."

Bai Cen gave him a disgusted look, then turned around and said, "He has an anal fissure."

After the sentence was finished, the room was silent. The middle-aged doctor and the trainee doctor all looked like they had seen a ghost. Lin Chuji's brow was sweating. What's the matter?Could this be some terminal illness?

The two doctors started to make eye contact as if no one else was there.

Trainee doctor: Sure enough, he is a handsome Duoji guy!No wonder I'm still single now QAQ

Middle-aged doctor: Single?For no other reason than being ugly.

Trainee doctor: Master!Can we still be friends? !

Middle-aged doctor: No appointment.

Trainee doctor: Speaking of which, I really didn’t expect that the handsome boy who is white and tender is actually an attack ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Middle-aged doctor: And according to my experience in practicing medicine for so many years, that thing is not small, and it can cause anal fissures.

Trainee doctor: Butterfly!Master, if you are so straightforward, I will be shy o(*////▽////*)o

Middle-aged doctor: I don’t know who was caught watching calcium tablets at noon, and it was from Europe and the United States. Ha ha, I understand.

Trainee: You know too much...

Seeing their expressions, Bai Cen seemed to have guessed something, his face darkened and he knocked on the table directly to bring them back to their senses:

"He's bleeding in the toilet, please help."

The middle-aged doctor had an expression of "I really understand", and dragged Lin Chu to the back room to check, leaving behind the trainee doctor with a strange expression and Bai Cen with a calm face.

In the end, the doctor was quite responsible. He prepared the medicine and prescribed the ointment, and reminded Lin Chu to remember to apply the ointment, drink plenty of water and eat more vegetables and fruits. There is no major problem, and he can basically recover within a week.

With the doctor's assurance, Lin Chu finally let go of the big stone in his heart, no leg pain, no waist pain, of course, buttocks still hurt.But he was so happy in his heart, he wanted to tell the world that Lin Hansan was back again!

Bai Cen watched him humming a ditty triumphantly, and said quietly behind him: "Next time, I will go to the toilet by myself."

Then put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked forward without haste.Lin Chu grinned brilliantly, and followed behind, chattering and thanking the captain for his kindness.

At noon, Duan Han invited He Rui to have dinner. When he was about to reach the bus stop, he saw Bai Cen walking with a boy, talking and laughing. He honked his horn, then stuck his head out the window and called him, "Bai Cen."

Lin Chu heard the call first, and stared at him curiously.Bai Cen turned around and saw that it was him, smiled, and greeted politely: "What a coincidence."

By coincidence, when Duan Han saw Bai Cen, he thought of that time when his young master was drunk and blatantly played hooligans. With some inquiring eyes, he said without hesitation: "Get in the car, I invite you to dinner."

Bai Cen still smiled: "Thank you, no need, we'll take the car back to school for dinner."

Duan Han insisted: "Parking here will result in a ticket, get in the car quickly in cold weather."

Lin Chu had a beseeching and longing expression on his face, and he could eat and drink spicy food with the captain~ Seeing through his careful thoughts at a glance, Bai Cen shrugged, and took him to the car without hesitation. up.

This is a private restaurant with an elegant style. Each box is separated by a delicate fence made of bamboo, and it is also a membership system. That is to say, if you are not a member of this restaurant, no matter how rich you are, you will have the right. All idlers are free to enter.Naturally, student parties like Lin Chu and Bai Cen had never been to this kind of place.Bai Cen was born with an indifferent temperament, so he was surprised at first, and then he didn't express any more.

However, Lin Chu is also a rough man, so he thinks that the restaurant is more upscale, the environment is better, and the people opposite are more handsome and have a better temperament.However, he has been watching Bai Cen for three years, how could he just bluff when he sees a handsome guy, he has no discernment!

He, Lin Chu, has seen the world!

The first time He Ruiqi saw Bai Cen's eyes when he entered the door, his eyes lit up. Duan Han could see his expression from the side, and the meaning of his smile was unclear.

Thinking that Lin Chu was sick, Bai Cen picked up a lot of seasonal vegetables for him from the beginning with the chopsticks of cloth vegetables, and also filled a bowl of silky chicken soup, and ordered him not to eat all of them, not to eat greasy food of.

He Ruiqi: "You two have a good relationship."

Lin Chu's face was bright and bright: "Of course! My captain hates nosy things the most, he never takes care of others! But with my piercing eyes, I can still tell at a glance that he is a good person with a beautiful heart and a beautiful heart!"

He Ruiqi smiled, "Oh?"

Lin Chu's voice was full of emotion: "Who! Will send spring-like warmth to my roommate when he is suffering from illness in winter? Who is it! Will gently take care of the aftermath for his roommate when he is lying on the bed in unspeakable misery? And who! No! Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, work tirelessly, just so that the roommate can stand up and start a new life?! It's him! My team leader Bai Cen!"

Bai Cen: "...Why do I feel that I can be shortlisted to touch China?"

Lin Chu couldn't wait to express: "Of course! You don't know..."

Bai Cen immediately interrupted and glared at him: "Eat! Don't talk!"

Lin Chu pursed his mouth to show his grievance, and resignedly chewed the broccoli.

Duan Han couldn't help laughing at the exaggerated performance of the hedgehog head.Glancing at the darker and darker face of the man beside him, he picked up his favorite yam as a prank: "Come on, Qiqi~ We are also brothers~"

"Pfft!" Bai Cen used to eat well, but now he succeeded.He glanced at the man opposite him with meticulously combed hair, a handsome face, and a well-fitting suit, and then thought about the name "Qiqi", and felt a chill.

It's rare that our Young Master He didn't lose his temper, but stared at Bai Cen intently.Bai Cen looked at him, who will tell him what this pitiful feeling is? !I just made a "pop" sound, not a mockery, hey!How come there is a sense of guilt for bullying someone? !

Yan Gou plus voice control really has no way out! Help!

Under He Ruiqi's "burning" gaze and his deep sense of guilt, Bai Cen sandwiched a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for the first time and said to him, "That's delicious, eat more."

After picking up the dishes, Bai Cen suddenly froze!Damn!He didn't use the cloth chopsticks just now in a hurry, and took his own directly!Fuck!Those are the chopsticks covered with my own saliva!It's over, it's over, I'm sure I'll be disgusted by the CEO...

He glanced up secretly, and saw that He Ruiqi stared at the dish in a daze, and actually started to eat with relish...

He Ruiqi, who ate a meal, smiled happily, and Lin Chu chatted to Duan Han while eating, just like eating Xuanmai!Simply can not stop!

Ever since he took a peek at Young Master He, Bai Cen's face was a little burning, thinking that the air conditioner is too high!

One week later, in the morning, Duan Han looked at the man sitting in his office drinking tea with his legs crossed, he was a little confused.

"Master He, you...have a private visit in a micro-service?"

He Ruiqi slowly put down the cup, and put his slender fingers on the rim of the cup unhurriedly: "I want someone from you."

Duan Han teased, pinching his throat on purpose to disgust him: "yooooooo~"

Young Master He glanced at him coldly: "Have you been purified? Why don't you go to the play next month about the rough life of the chief eunuch, and add a costume to you so that you can act in your true colors, saving you money." I paid for the voice actor. Right, Eunuch Duan?"

Spewing out a long paragraph without pause, Duan Han seemed to see the handsome and tall man in front of him, showing his big fangs of a bourgeoisie in a sinister manner, and shivered involuntarily.

Just say that a man who has been single for too long can't be touched, and it's perverted to be single!Duan Han wants to cry but has no tears.

Kate, who was standing aside, had a formulaic smile on her face, and her smile was calm and breezy.In his heart, he kept agreeing with Jiang Dongchen's complaint that day.

——Adversary, dog and man who show affection must be eunuched.

——Anyone who molested the young master would become a father-in-law.

——Those who ridiculed him for having no object would die.

Kate couldn't help but look forward to it while meditating.

Duan Han had expected it a long time ago, and blurted out: "Bai Cen?"

"Well, I want him."

"..."