It's not that I want to fall in love [Quick Transmigration]

Wuyou Road provides one-stop funeral services.

The huge lacquered red title, with white plain wooden boards, hangs obliquely outside the store, which is eye-catching and suitable for the occasion.

Lin Chao was flipping through the local tabloids in boredom, as if he wanted to compete with an old-fashioned shaking head electric fan to see who was making more noise.

In the weather at the end of July, turning on such an underpowered electric fan can only provide some psychological comfort.The outdoor unit of the air conditioner at the door of a nearby hardware store was humming, tirelessly sending heat waves into the large funeral store.

Lin Chao felt that all the Baihuo chrysanthemum tea he drank all morning had dripped out from his pores.

"Brother Chen!"

He yelled.

Chen Gensheng, the owner of the hardware store, did not respond.

"Chen—brother—"

As Lin Chao yelled, he pulled out a steel pipe from under the table, leaned out half of his body from the door, and slammed on the other party's air conditioner.

"Here it comes—"

Chen Gensheng ran out with a job in hand, because he was worried that the external unit of his air conditioner would be dismantled, and he almost ran away with only his slippers.

"It's you." Chen Gensheng gave Lin Chao a meaningful look, and he thought it was the group of teenagers on the street who were causing trouble.

Lin Chao put away the steel pipe, and said with a smile, "Brother Chen, can you place your air conditioner in another place? When the hot air blows, it fills my store."

Lin Chao opened his hands as he spoke, and vividly demonstrated the direction of the wind.

Chen Gensheng said: "How can I change the external unit of my air conditioner?"

Although people in business are used to greeting people with a smile, he still doesn't like this young man who is so close to the door.Which business person would have a good impression of the person who opened a funeral shop nearby?

unlucky!

If it weren't for the cheap rent of the shop on the corner of this street—although the reason for the cheapness seems to be a problem with Feng Shui—he would have moved out long ago.

Speaking of this young man is also strange.

Young and strong, what's wrong with you?Moreover, according to Boss Chen's observation, this person never took a step out of the store from morning to night, always staying in the house and not knowing what to do.Meals are either ordered takeaway, or some bread and instant noodles from another young man who comes every now and then.Even guarding against thieves is not such an inseparable defense method, is it?

Boss Chen also heard that Aunt Zheng at the end of the street got up early one day to dance in the square. When she passed by the entrance of the funeral shop, she heard murmurs coming from inside, and then a red light flashed, as if something came from the door. It got out of the crack, and then went into the locust tree at the door with a splash.The old man almost fell to the ground in fright.

Since then, the little sympathy that came from feeling that the other party lived alone at a young age has disappeared.

Lin Chao didn't know that Chen Gensheng had already recalled his life in Wuyou Road in just a few seconds, and he still squeezed out a big smile: "No need to change, just move the location, it won't take much effort."

Chen Gensheng was annoyed by the scorching sun, he waved his hand and said, "That doesn't cost money?" He reached out his hand to wipe the sweat off his brow, shook Lin Chao's face, and walked to his hardware store.

Lin Chao himself was sweating profusely, and he no longer seemed to be dumped so much.Standing at the door, he came into more intimate contact with the external unit of the air conditioner, and retreated back to the small shop after a while.

There is a fan inside anyway.

Lin Chao rested for a while, waited for it to cool down, and continued to eat the unfinished instant noodles with his head down.After drinking the noodles and soup, he was sweating profusely again.

"Envy, envy..."

Through the glass window of the small shop, he looked at the cars speeding by in the driveway outside the door, imagining how cool the people sitting inside should be.

The car quickly left in the dust, and Lin Chao's sight fell on a big locust tree that would not move.

The locust tree is as thick as two people enclosing it, and its branches and leaves are dense in summer, and it is common for homeless people with nowhere to go to huddle under the shade of the tree to enjoy the cool.It is also said to be quite cool.

It's a pity that Lin Chao couldn't even walk out of the store a few steps and sit under the locust tree.

Of course he wasn't crippled, it was just that he couldn't get out of the five-meter-square funeral shop.

Noon passed quickly, and the sun began to move westward.

The shadow of the locust tree also expanded from a short crop to a length barely enough to stand an adult.

Lin Chao threw the box of instant noodles into the trash can at his feet, took out an ancient scroll, and flipped through two pages casually.

The shadow of the locust tree moved.If you look closely, you will find that the originally clear outline of the shadow has begun to become blurred, and in the area covered by the shade of trees, a thin white mist seems to fill the air.

At noon in midsummer, where will the white mist rise?

Lin Chao waved at the ghost gradually appearing under the locust tree without any surprises: "Meet you again~"

In his eyes, what was under the locust tree was not a cloud of white mist at all, but a vague figure of a man—a male ghost.

In other people's terms, this is called opening the eyes of the sky, which sounds like a great supernatural power.But this is only the basic cultivation of their celestial masters.Otherwise, what can a celestial master who can't even see ghosts do?

The ghost also reached out to greet him.Because it cannot go beyond the shade of the tree, its movements are very careful and the range is not large.

Lin Chao understood.

All afternoon, Lin Chao was flipping through the ancient scrolls that recorded the cultivation methods.And the ghost was under the locust tree five or six meters away, quietly watching the celestial master trapped in the funeral shop.

At [-]:[-], the shadow of the locust tree dragged on longer and longer, and finally touched the threshold of the funeral shop.

The ghost, who had not moved for five or six hours, walked towards the store quickly at the moment when the shade of the tree and the shadow of the store door met.

The movement of raising the leg and landing the foot was so fast that in Lin Chao's view, it almost flew over.

"A few minutes earlier than yesterday." Lin Chao looked at his watch and said.

The ghost stood by the door, watching him quietly.Hanging at the door is a talisman written in cinnabar to ward off evil spirits, which cannot enter through the door.

Lin Chao walked to the door and took off the evil spirit talisman.

The ghost hovered less than half a meter away from him, and couldn't get closer because he was afraid of the talisman.

Lin Chao put the evil spirit talisman into a dark black jade box.This box was passed down from his ancestors. It is said that it can cut off the effectiveness of all talisman papers, and it is a spiritual weapon for storing good talismans.It's a pity that it was used by his unworthy descendants to release this evil spirit talisman, which is not at all popular.

As soon as the evil spirit talisman was put into the box, the ghosts came to haunt it.

Lin Chao seemed to be immersed in icy water, feeling refreshed for a while.

"It would be great if you could come here sooner." Because of the heavy Yin Qi on his body, even in the dog days, the ghost was braving the cold air that was incompatible with the surrounding environment.Holding it in my arms is like carrying a movable freezer, no matter how you look at it, it is comfortable.

It's a pity that when the ghost came through the barrier and came to the store, it was already evening.He had to bear it by himself during the most difficult time in the midsummer afternoon.

The ghost hugged him intently, and blew two breaths on his neck.

"When you touch the light... it hurts..."

The ghost's voice was hoarse, and he couldn't speak clearly, but Lin Chaoting understood what he meant.This ghost is just a new ghost tied to a locust tree, he has no grievances on him, and his ability is naturally weak.A small evil talisman can make it dare not move. If it was really forced to run into the store under the sun, it would probably be wiped out within a few steps.

Lin Chao hugged that icy arm, pouted and said, "I'll just talk casually, it's good that you can come."

He is a newly appointed celestial master who was thrown into this funeral shop due to some accidents.It is said that the locust tree outside the store is related to an evil spirit collectively sealed by the Celestial Masters.Although the evil spirit has been sealed for hundreds of years, practitioners with sufficient yang energy are still needed to guard here and chant mantras every day to prevent the other party from making trouble again.

Because the horoscope carries fire and yang energy is strong, Lin Chao was assigned such an errand.

Although it is very leisurely, and there is no big risk, except for reciting the spell every morning, and stabilizing the array that looks like a small shop, but it is actually a small rune, there is no other errands, but it is too lonely .

Because he wanted to prevent the locust tree from changing at any time, he couldn't leave the shop day and night.

It's just a small shop with the skin of a funeral shop, but it doesn't provide posthumous photos and portraits and other services. In the first two days after it opened, there were a few residents who lived nearby and wanted to buy some yellow paper joss sticks. .But when he answered all the questions, all of them retreated.

Later, few customers came to the door.

The lines in the store are aging, with low pressure bearing capacity, and cannot install air conditioners.In fact, even if he pretends, he has no interest in playing games.He read all the way from the primary school and middle school attached to the Tianshi Association, and the brothers and sisters in the same school talked about either this monster or that spirit.Rather than galloping in the virtual world, he yearns more to pass the assessment and be able to travel far and wide, dig snow holes in Changbai, and experience the illusion of being sun-dried in the Taklamakan.

however……

Lin Chao put the ghost's arm on his chest, took out his mobile phone with one free hand, and skillfully pressed the takeaway number.His cell phone is still an old push-button machine, which is not used for other purposes except dialing and sending text messages.But as far as these two functions are concerned, he usually only uses the former one.

The takeaway boy is familiar with him, and sometimes he will stop at the door of the store to chat with him if he is not in a hurry to deliver the next order.

But in the end it's time to go.

In this funeral shop where he was alone, the ghost could come and talk to him every day—or just sit quietly with him without talking—he was already very satisfied.