"Lin Lao San~"
After waking up early in the morning and reciting the mantra, Lin Chao reluctantly got up from the bed and opened the door for the visitor.
The person who came was wearing a colorful T-shirt and brown beach pants, just short of stepping on a pair of flip-flops, which could decorate a good funeral shop with a tropical style.
It was Lin Chao's fellow apprentice, Zhou You.Because of the deep friendship between the two of them, after Lin Chao was sent to such a place to watch the show, Zhou You would come over from time to time to send some warmth.
Throwing a large bag of instant noodles on the table, Zhou You clapped his hands and said, "Make a cup of tea for Grandpa."
Lin Chaobai glanced at him, and put the Liang Baikai that he didn't finish drinking last night in front of him.Zhou You is his fellow apprentice, unlike him who was kicked into such a horny bump after leaving the teacher, he is a celestial master who has entered the national special case department in a serious manner, organized and compiled with files.
Zhou You clicked his tongue twice, and drank the cold water in one gulp.
"You said that your life is too hard and simple, right?" Zhou You patted the old-fashioned shaking head electric fan, turned off the fan, and blew at him, "Even if the air conditioner cannot be installed due to wiring problems, at least replace it An electric fan that can be shaken by itself. Look at this, it won’t move if you don’t take pictures.”
Lin Chao patted the fan's head twice more, and the fan turned to face him.
It's not hot in the morning, and the electric fan is enough.
"Will Lord Tuesday allocate some funds?" Lin Chao pinched his fingers together, "My post allowance is actually quite small."
Zhou You laughed dryly: "It's not like you don't know about our finances. They all go through a special process. How can I report you a fee for the electric fan?"
"Then Master Zhou paid for it himself, a few hundred dollars, isn't it a problem?" Lin Chaodao, "You've done it all while burning money to flirt with girls, so it's okay to make a little contribution to your own juniors."
Zhou You said with a bitter face, "Oh...don't talk about it."
Lin Chaole said: "What? The girl we talked about last time, blew again?"
One disadvantage of doing their job is that it is not easy to find a partner.The celestial master's identity must be kept secret, and even a word of confidential cases cannot be disclosed to the outside world.It is commonplace to go out at night and night, and sometimes to catch a troublesome monster can be driven from Guangdong to Inner Mongolia.
Girls who don't know only think that you pick flowers all over the country, where can you live in peace.
So they are generally resolved internally.It's a pity that all the seniors and sisters of the same school were snatched away by older seniors early, so Zhou You could only talk bitterly with Lin Chao.
"Isn't it because of this recent case... It was said that there was movement in the north. I drove to City F overnight, but you know what happened... A century-old osmanthus insisted that it grows as well as the one next to it." If you marry a plum blossom, you will cause trouble if you don’t get a knot. Where do you say you got him a marriage certificate?”
"Isn't there a demon association?" Lin Chao pulled out a cattail fan and fanned himself.
Zhou You approached him shamelessly, and said, "The recent general election of the Demon Federation has caused a bloodbath, who has the time to take care of this."
"Speaking of which, your case hasn't progressed yet." Lin Chao pushed Zhou You away a little, and he stuck to him again.Lin Chao couldn't believe that with just this one hand, he could let the girls who got into the net go again and again.
Zhou Youying said: "There's no progress. I've blown up three girlfriends for this case, so I've dedicated myself to death."
Lin Chaodao: "If I remember correctly, someone reported the crime at the beginning of last month. It's been two months since we talked about three girlfriends, so we deserve it."
Zhou You said with a flattering smile, "I don't still have you~ third child, come, give me a hug~"
"roll."
After playing around for a while, Zhou You became serious and carefully analyzed the case at the beginning of last month with Lin Chao.
Strictly speaking, this matter is not up to the standard for review by special departments, because from the surface of the incident, it is nothing more than an ordinary traffic accident.But because the location of the crime was too sensitive, Zhou You and others got involved in the investigation.
The truck crashed at an intersection near the funeral home.
The Association of Celestial Masters attached great importance to this, and dispatched five high-ranking Celestial Masters at once to check whether the seal on the locust tree was invalid.After the senior celestial masters checked one by one and confirmed that the seal is still valid, the celestial masters association is still not at ease.
Under their insistence, Zhou You and others set up a special case investigation team to conduct an in-depth investigation into the car accident on Wuyou Road.
Under the investigation, some clues were found one after another.
For example, the driver who caused the accident was found to have a history of mental illness, and the cause of his illness can be traced back to 20 years ago.
For example, the little girl who was killed was quietly doing her homework at home, but for some reason she suddenly asked to go downstairs to buy popsicles.
But none of this counts as compelling evidence.
Zhou You analyzed the current investigation progress, and said seriously: "Did you really notice anything unusual that day?"
Lin Chao punched him: "The intersection is 80 or [-] meters away from here. I'm a person who doesn't go out of the gate, and I don't have clairvoyance. How can I see things so far away?"
Zhou You caught his fist: "The tree at your door didn't move?"
Lin Chao smiled and said, "Didn't the Celestial Masters Association come to investigate, what could happen?"
Zhou You said, "I'm worried about you."
"Then thank you for your concern, Lord Tuesday~"
"You kid is itchy..."
The two quickly twisted together.
It was almost noon when we left, and Zhou You smelled a cold breath in the air, and said, "What's this smell like?"
Lin Chao quietly glanced out the window, and sure enough, a ghost appeared under the locust tree.Lin Chao mouthed it, and said, don't come out.
The ghost stared blankly at Lin Chao as if he didn't see it.
Seeing that Zhou You was about to walk out of the store and saw the ghost, Lin Chao hugged Zhou You, and gestured vigorously towards the ghost with his hands stretched behind his back.
Zhou You was taken aback by the embrace, and he even forgot to push: "Third brother, are you... sick?"
"I..." Lin Chao looked desperately at the door, and finally saw the ghost hide his figure wisely, so he pushed Zhou You away and said, "Next time bring instant noodles, remember to change the taste. Tiantian If you eat spicy food, you will get mouth ulcers."
Zhou You really wanted to slap him.
That evening, the ghost came very fast.
Before the shadow of the locust tree reached the door of the store, it crawled over, scaring Lin Chao so much that he almost had no time to pick off the evil spirit talisman.
"Let go, let go!"
Lin Chao was almost out of breath, as soon as he put the evil spirit talisman into the box, the ghost strangled him tightly.Looking at that posture, it doesn't seem like you want to hug him, but like you want to strangle him to death.
"If you don't let go, I'll use the talisman!" Lin Chao said, reaching out to his waist.
After suffering from the talisman once, the ghost hesitantly let go of his hand, grabbed Lin Chao's wrist, and signaled him not to take the talisman.
Lin Chao's heart softened, and he said, "I really don't know what's wrong. It's not the first time Zhou Lao Er has come here, so every time you see him, you'll look red-eyed."
The ghost hoarsely said: "He... a bad guy..."
Lin Chao said with a smile: "Although he has a bad temper, he is not bad. Besides, he is now in the business of catching ghosts. You should be careful when you meet him. Why don't you hide if you are asked to hide at noon today?" ah?"
The ghost said: "He... hugs... you..."
"I just quarreled with him." Lin Chao tried to explain, "I was a master with him, and we grew up together wearing crotch pants. What's wrong with hugging twice?"
"You... hug... him..." Lin Chao felt that if there was nothing wrong with his ears, there seemed to be a little grievance in that ghost's words
The ghost fell silent after saying this, and hugged Lin Chao sullenly, holding his arms tightly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
Lin Chao didn't care what was going on in that ghost's mind, he was still worrying about the situation that Bai Tiangui was almost caught by Zhou You.
In fact, Zhou You is not a middle school sophomore who catches ghosts and pretends to be a representative of the righteous way in the world, but if he finds a ghost that can only appear around the locust tree, he will definitely not let it go.
"I lit a sun fire in the store, and this suppressed the breath of your presence. If you accidentally show your face in front of his eyes, then I burn blood every morning, isn't it a big loss?" Lin Zhao said earnestly.
In addition to the routine chanting of incantations every morning, he would use his own blood to light a sun fire, and use the yang fire's yang energy to overwhelm the ghost's yin energy.Otherwise, with the sensitivity of Zhou You, I am afraid that as soon as he walks into the store, he will find that there has been a femininity.
If Zhou You kept asking, Lin Chao might not be able to hide it.
"I'm talking to you." Lin Chao patted the ghost's forehead, "Listen."
The ghost's eyes wandered all over the place, but it didn't stop at Lin Chao.
Seeing his childish behavior, Lin Chao was no longer angry.
"In case... I mean in case, if you are caught by my brother or someone else, don't tell me which day you woke up by the locust tree. Got it?"
The ghost responded, Lin Chao grabbed his ear and repeated.
This is no joke.The first time Lin Chao saw a ghost was on the day of the car accident.If this clue is discovered by Zhou You, then what awaits the ghosts can only be ruthless extermination.Those guys from the Celestial Masters Association, in ancient times, were all ruthless people who would definitely kill one by mistake and never let one go.Modern society emphasizes democracy and the rule of law, but they are still merciless when it comes to killing ghosts.
"Do you remember?" Lin Chao roared.
If ghosts also had auditory nerves, they would definitely have a headache from the shock at this moment.
It glanced at Lin Chao faintly, pounced on him and nibbled on his mouth, and before the other party could react, it quickly slipped out of the funeral shop gate.
"Hey!" Lin Chao was about to chase out the door, but was stopped by a body-fixing amulet at the door.In order to prevent himself from accidentally leaving the store, he specially set up such a talisman at the door.Now it really works.
Lin Chao couldn't go out, so he could only stand at the door and shout, "Don't run away if you have the ability! Come back, do you hear me!"
After waking up early in the morning and reciting the mantra, Lin Chao reluctantly got up from the bed and opened the door for the visitor.
The person who came was wearing a colorful T-shirt and brown beach pants, just short of stepping on a pair of flip-flops, which could decorate a good funeral shop with a tropical style.
It was Lin Chao's fellow apprentice, Zhou You.Because of the deep friendship between the two of them, after Lin Chao was sent to such a place to watch the show, Zhou You would come over from time to time to send some warmth.
Throwing a large bag of instant noodles on the table, Zhou You clapped his hands and said, "Make a cup of tea for Grandpa."
Lin Chaobai glanced at him, and put the Liang Baikai that he didn't finish drinking last night in front of him.Zhou You is his fellow apprentice, unlike him who was kicked into such a horny bump after leaving the teacher, he is a celestial master who has entered the national special case department in a serious manner, organized and compiled with files.
Zhou You clicked his tongue twice, and drank the cold water in one gulp.
"You said that your life is too hard and simple, right?" Zhou You patted the old-fashioned shaking head electric fan, turned off the fan, and blew at him, "Even if the air conditioner cannot be installed due to wiring problems, at least replace it An electric fan that can be shaken by itself. Look at this, it won’t move if you don’t take pictures.”
Lin Chao patted the fan's head twice more, and the fan turned to face him.
It's not hot in the morning, and the electric fan is enough.
"Will Lord Tuesday allocate some funds?" Lin Chao pinched his fingers together, "My post allowance is actually quite small."
Zhou You laughed dryly: "It's not like you don't know about our finances. They all go through a special process. How can I report you a fee for the electric fan?"
"Then Master Zhou paid for it himself, a few hundred dollars, isn't it a problem?" Lin Chaodao, "You've done it all while burning money to flirt with girls, so it's okay to make a little contribution to your own juniors."
Zhou You said with a bitter face, "Oh...don't talk about it."
Lin Chaole said: "What? The girl we talked about last time, blew again?"
One disadvantage of doing their job is that it is not easy to find a partner.The celestial master's identity must be kept secret, and even a word of confidential cases cannot be disclosed to the outside world.It is commonplace to go out at night and night, and sometimes to catch a troublesome monster can be driven from Guangdong to Inner Mongolia.
Girls who don't know only think that you pick flowers all over the country, where can you live in peace.
So they are generally resolved internally.It's a pity that all the seniors and sisters of the same school were snatched away by older seniors early, so Zhou You could only talk bitterly with Lin Chao.
"Isn't it because of this recent case... It was said that there was movement in the north. I drove to City F overnight, but you know what happened... A century-old osmanthus insisted that it grows as well as the one next to it." If you marry a plum blossom, you will cause trouble if you don’t get a knot. Where do you say you got him a marriage certificate?”
"Isn't there a demon association?" Lin Chao pulled out a cattail fan and fanned himself.
Zhou You approached him shamelessly, and said, "The recent general election of the Demon Federation has caused a bloodbath, who has the time to take care of this."
"Speaking of which, your case hasn't progressed yet." Lin Chao pushed Zhou You away a little, and he stuck to him again.Lin Chao couldn't believe that with just this one hand, he could let the girls who got into the net go again and again.
Zhou Youying said: "There's no progress. I've blown up three girlfriends for this case, so I've dedicated myself to death."
Lin Chaodao: "If I remember correctly, someone reported the crime at the beginning of last month. It's been two months since we talked about three girlfriends, so we deserve it."
Zhou You said with a flattering smile, "I don't still have you~ third child, come, give me a hug~"
"roll."
After playing around for a while, Zhou You became serious and carefully analyzed the case at the beginning of last month with Lin Chao.
Strictly speaking, this matter is not up to the standard for review by special departments, because from the surface of the incident, it is nothing more than an ordinary traffic accident.But because the location of the crime was too sensitive, Zhou You and others got involved in the investigation.
The truck crashed at an intersection near the funeral home.
The Association of Celestial Masters attached great importance to this, and dispatched five high-ranking Celestial Masters at once to check whether the seal on the locust tree was invalid.After the senior celestial masters checked one by one and confirmed that the seal is still valid, the celestial masters association is still not at ease.
Under their insistence, Zhou You and others set up a special case investigation team to conduct an in-depth investigation into the car accident on Wuyou Road.
Under the investigation, some clues were found one after another.
For example, the driver who caused the accident was found to have a history of mental illness, and the cause of his illness can be traced back to 20 years ago.
For example, the little girl who was killed was quietly doing her homework at home, but for some reason she suddenly asked to go downstairs to buy popsicles.
But none of this counts as compelling evidence.
Zhou You analyzed the current investigation progress, and said seriously: "Did you really notice anything unusual that day?"
Lin Chao punched him: "The intersection is 80 or [-] meters away from here. I'm a person who doesn't go out of the gate, and I don't have clairvoyance. How can I see things so far away?"
Zhou You caught his fist: "The tree at your door didn't move?"
Lin Chao smiled and said, "Didn't the Celestial Masters Association come to investigate, what could happen?"
Zhou You said, "I'm worried about you."
"Then thank you for your concern, Lord Tuesday~"
"You kid is itchy..."
The two quickly twisted together.
It was almost noon when we left, and Zhou You smelled a cold breath in the air, and said, "What's this smell like?"
Lin Chao quietly glanced out the window, and sure enough, a ghost appeared under the locust tree.Lin Chao mouthed it, and said, don't come out.
The ghost stared blankly at Lin Chao as if he didn't see it.
Seeing that Zhou You was about to walk out of the store and saw the ghost, Lin Chao hugged Zhou You, and gestured vigorously towards the ghost with his hands stretched behind his back.
Zhou You was taken aback by the embrace, and he even forgot to push: "Third brother, are you... sick?"
"I..." Lin Chao looked desperately at the door, and finally saw the ghost hide his figure wisely, so he pushed Zhou You away and said, "Next time bring instant noodles, remember to change the taste. Tiantian If you eat spicy food, you will get mouth ulcers."
Zhou You really wanted to slap him.
That evening, the ghost came very fast.
Before the shadow of the locust tree reached the door of the store, it crawled over, scaring Lin Chao so much that he almost had no time to pick off the evil spirit talisman.
"Let go, let go!"
Lin Chao was almost out of breath, as soon as he put the evil spirit talisman into the box, the ghost strangled him tightly.Looking at that posture, it doesn't seem like you want to hug him, but like you want to strangle him to death.
"If you don't let go, I'll use the talisman!" Lin Chao said, reaching out to his waist.
After suffering from the talisman once, the ghost hesitantly let go of his hand, grabbed Lin Chao's wrist, and signaled him not to take the talisman.
Lin Chao's heart softened, and he said, "I really don't know what's wrong. It's not the first time Zhou Lao Er has come here, so every time you see him, you'll look red-eyed."
The ghost hoarsely said: "He... a bad guy..."
Lin Chao said with a smile: "Although he has a bad temper, he is not bad. Besides, he is now in the business of catching ghosts. You should be careful when you meet him. Why don't you hide if you are asked to hide at noon today?" ah?"
The ghost said: "He... hugs... you..."
"I just quarreled with him." Lin Chao tried to explain, "I was a master with him, and we grew up together wearing crotch pants. What's wrong with hugging twice?"
"You... hug... him..." Lin Chao felt that if there was nothing wrong with his ears, there seemed to be a little grievance in that ghost's words
The ghost fell silent after saying this, and hugged Lin Chao sullenly, holding his arms tightly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
Lin Chao didn't care what was going on in that ghost's mind, he was still worrying about the situation that Bai Tiangui was almost caught by Zhou You.
In fact, Zhou You is not a middle school sophomore who catches ghosts and pretends to be a representative of the righteous way in the world, but if he finds a ghost that can only appear around the locust tree, he will definitely not let it go.
"I lit a sun fire in the store, and this suppressed the breath of your presence. If you accidentally show your face in front of his eyes, then I burn blood every morning, isn't it a big loss?" Lin Zhao said earnestly.
In addition to the routine chanting of incantations every morning, he would use his own blood to light a sun fire, and use the yang fire's yang energy to overwhelm the ghost's yin energy.Otherwise, with the sensitivity of Zhou You, I am afraid that as soon as he walks into the store, he will find that there has been a femininity.
If Zhou You kept asking, Lin Chao might not be able to hide it.
"I'm talking to you." Lin Chao patted the ghost's forehead, "Listen."
The ghost's eyes wandered all over the place, but it didn't stop at Lin Chao.
Seeing his childish behavior, Lin Chao was no longer angry.
"In case... I mean in case, if you are caught by my brother or someone else, don't tell me which day you woke up by the locust tree. Got it?"
The ghost responded, Lin Chao grabbed his ear and repeated.
This is no joke.The first time Lin Chao saw a ghost was on the day of the car accident.If this clue is discovered by Zhou You, then what awaits the ghosts can only be ruthless extermination.Those guys from the Celestial Masters Association, in ancient times, were all ruthless people who would definitely kill one by mistake and never let one go.Modern society emphasizes democracy and the rule of law, but they are still merciless when it comes to killing ghosts.
"Do you remember?" Lin Chao roared.
If ghosts also had auditory nerves, they would definitely have a headache from the shock at this moment.
It glanced at Lin Chao faintly, pounced on him and nibbled on his mouth, and before the other party could react, it quickly slipped out of the funeral shop gate.
"Hey!" Lin Chao was about to chase out the door, but was stopped by a body-fixing amulet at the door.In order to prevent himself from accidentally leaving the store, he specially set up such a talisman at the door.Now it really works.
Lin Chao couldn't go out, so he could only stand at the door and shout, "Don't run away if you have the ability! Come back, do you hear me!"
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