[Comprehensive] Intermittent complacency

hell.

King Yan Mo flipped through the documents, his big eyes like cow bells fluttered, his face was covered by a full beard, and his thick sausage mouth smashed, and he yelled aggrievedly, "Ghost lamp Junyou, someone has complained recently, saying that you are too strict!"

The man standing next to him has slender phoenix eyes, short dark hair, and a horn on the top of his head, which is much more normal than the huge Yan Mo. His mouth is full of pointed teeth, and he has a handsome face. It looks very cute, but unfortunately it is too serious and fierce.

"You have to be serious about your work." The man frowned and said, "Which administrative office is the complaint? ——I'll go and see for myself."

In an instant, a shadow was cast over his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Also, Lord Yan Mo, did you steal the chili sauce sent by the Chinese envoy again? Uh, old godmother?... This name is really... indescribable."

"Hey..." Yan Mo froze with fright.

#Why is my adjutant acting like this every day?livestock#

Just as he was about to say something, suddenly there was a gust of wind above his head, King Yan Mo rolled his eyelids, creaked his neck, and raised his head.

Huh— bang— bang—

There was a strange sound accompanied by a loud bang, and a mass of black matter fell down in front of the eyes and hit the ghost lamp hard.King Yan Mo stared at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, his beard was so frightened that his beard forked.

He stammered and asked cautiously, "...Ghost, Ghost Lantern Lord?"

I saw the black-clothed youth who had just descended from the sky just now sitting sprawled on the body of Mr. Ghost Lantern, and then suddenly jumped up as if he had suffered a stroke, clutching his buttocks and screaming, with a look of grief on his face.

"..." Yan Mo hadn't recovered yet, and looked blankly at the young man and shouted angrily, "Who the fuck is killing me for a thousand years! I'm going to anal him!!!!"

The next second, the short-haired man covered in blackness sat up from the ground, with a terrifying expression on his face. He covered the horns of his head, his Danfeng eyes were full of resentment, and he kept emitting death rays.

"...Is it reasonable for you to sit and break my horn?" As he spoke, Ghost Lamp sneered, showing his sharp teeth, and his voice was extremely low, "Send it to hell."

The young man froze for a moment, and yelled, "Hey, hey, hey! Wait, hey! ——Where is this place?! Why the fuck is I here! Why is it going to hell!"

Seeing that it was finally time for him to speak, King Yan Mo immediately pretended to be serious and coughed twice, "Sinner, this is hell, I am the king of hell, King Yan Mo, and this is my first assistant— —Ghost Lamp Lord.”

"..." The young man's originally curious eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes. After a moment of silence, he whispered, "What, I thought I was dead, so I came here..."

Ghost Lamp's face darkened immediately, "Where did the sinner come from? How disrespectful!"

King Yan Mo smiled awkwardly, scratched his hair, "cough cough cough, let me see, let me see..." As he spoke, he opened the life and death book in his hand and searched carefully.

"...Wait, what's your name?"

The young man who was asked raised his eyebrows, folded his arms and looked up at Yan Mo, who had exceeded the limit of human height, "Me? Lou Bei."

The ghost lamp on the side squinted his eyes, "Isn't it Japanese? The pronunciation is so strange... Could it be someone from the Heavenly Dynasty?"

The young man was furious, "I told you it's called Loubei! It's Tianchao, what's wrong?"

The expression of the assistant officer named Ghost Lantern immediately twisted, and he said to himself, "No, it's just talking about heaven and dynasty... I thought of a very annoying and annoying person..."

With a click, the automatic pen in his hand snapped.

Lou Bei: ...

Fuck, this guy is really a jerk!

Hey, wait... Did this guy kill me for a thousand years just now? ?

Thinking of this, his gaze was instantly attracted by the...horn on the top of Ghost Lamp's head.

No, can't you? !

Lou Bei twitched the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes and began to hypnotize himself: It's not the horns of this guy, it's not the horns of this guy, it's not the horns of this guy...

"Hmm..." King Yan Mo, who had been flipping around for a long time, said, he frowned, and his tone was a little surprised, "Mr. Loubei, why didn't you find your name?"

Ghost Lamp said blankly, "Is it because I'm old that I have problems with my eyes?"

"Mo~ Guideng Jun, don't say that about me!" The shy man suddenly puffed up his face, and the disgusting Lou Bei almost vomited out, and the cuteness disappeared all of a sudden, "But there is really no Lou Bei Jun. name..."

The First Assistant Officer of Hell paused for a moment, glanced at Loubei with his slender eyes, and said, "If the sinner is not Japanese, it should not be recorded on the life and death list."

"Hey? Then why did he appear here?" Yan Mo touched his chin, his fat lips pursed, like a big sausage that had swelled after grilling overnight.

Lou Bei said, "Ah, I don't know, I closed my eyes and fell asleep, and here I am."

Ghost Lantern made it clear that he didn't believe it, and the word liar was written in Danfeng's eyes.

"...Hey, looking at it this way, Lord Ghost Deng looks similar to this Lord Loubei!" King Yan Mo blinked, poking his chin with an automatic pen and said.

Ghost Lantern: "..." Do all the heavenly people look like me?

Lou Bei: "..." I am so popular...

"Anyway, it's fine not to be with that portrait..." Gui Deng murmured, looking at Lou Bei with a serious expression on his darkened face, took two steps forward, stared at him, and remained silent.

Lou Bei: "..." What's going on with these people!

He cleared his throat, "Um...what's the matter?"

The ghost lamp suddenly said, "Lord Yan Mo, since his identity is not yet clear, why don't you let him run by my side first... Oh no, work, wait for the Lord to find out his specific identity and crimes, and then make a decision?"

"Hey! You just said you were running errands, you definitely said it! Don't pretend to be a fool, I heard Kuso, you bastard..." The young man was full of black lines, and for some reason, he couldn't help complaining as soon as he arrived here_( : зゝ∠)_

King Yan Mo thought about it seriously, then nodded, "Well, what Guideng-jun said makes sense, so I will do as you said." He turned his head and smiled at Lou Bei, looking very kind, "Lou Bei Beijun, you just came here, and you have to ask Ghost Lantern Lord about some places you are not familiar with, he is very good! Then, I look forward to your performance, and Ghost Lantern Lord will arrange the specific work."

However, I don't think he is very good...

Lou Bei turned the dead fish eyes, smiled at King Yan Mo, then turned his head, and sure enough, unexpectedly, he saw a pair of Danfeng eyes that were very similar to himself.

The two looked at each other, and they both raised the corners of their mouths in disgust.

"So, Mr. Ghost Lantern, where am I going to work?" Lou Bei collected his thoughts, and put on a polite smile that he was good at.

As a result, the man raised his chin high. Although they were about the same size, Lou Bei gave Lou Bei the illusion that the other party was looking down on him.

"I think you seem to be very capable." Gui Deng sneered sneeringly, with a nasty smile flashing in his slender eyes, "Then be an errand runner!"

Lou Bei: "..." You still said it!Errands!Does Lao Tzu look alike? !

Facing each other shaking S ghost.With an animal face, the young man responded aggrievedly, and left with a man with a strange lamp shape behind him.

ghost.Go to hell!Lao Tzu is really stunning!

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"This is the job you gave me?" Lou Bei paused, looking at the ghost lamp with heavy eyes.

Behind him stood several newly-acquainted jailers, such as Tanggua and Eggplant.

One is a [-] kid with a pair of white eyes and two horns, and the other is a [-] kid with drooping eyes and three horns.

"Mo ~ Mr. Loubei, what a great job you have! You can also go to Taoyuan Township to see the scenery, it is in the sky! It is the wonderland of Japan and China, and we often trade there!" Eggplant said solemnly with his hands on his hips , the tone still has a very serious envy.

If you are envious, go for it!Lou Bei rolled his dead fish eyes tiredly, and nodded, "Shall I go by myself, Mr. Ghost Lantern?"

That shaking S squinted at him, "Do you still want me to accompany you?"

"...No! Please don't go!" Lou Bei waved his hand, "Bring back some antler yam and... Epimedium?! What is that?" He asked in surprise.

Ghost Lamp said lightly, "You've been there, someone told you, don't ask me such low-tech questions."

Fuck!Lou Bei stared at him dumbfounded, thinking that there are still people in this world who are more attractive than him, he is really promising...

This place cannot be stayed!

He decided to get out of here as soon as possible!

Taoyuan Township.

China's Tao Yuanming wrote "Peach Blossom Spring" before, describing a place where fertile land, meichi, mulberry and bamboo belong to each other, and the traffic is familiar.

And Taoyuan Township is naturally a fairyland with colorful fallen flowers.

...Although it has nothing to do with Peach Blossom Spring →＿→

Lou Bei was forced by the ghost lamp to carry a bamboo basket on his back, and walked on the road to the fairyland in twelve singles (...).

Ah, the little girl picking mushrooms, carrying a big bamboo basket on her back.

I was amazed along the way, there was no way, the soft clouds seemed to have a solid body, and could be stepped on, surrounded by peach trees, full of juicy peaches, all pink and tender. Yuan Runrun, the young man licked his lips, stretched out his hand and pulled one down.

When pulling, the leaves of the branches were also brought down, and the branches bent into a magical arc, revealing the scene behind the tree without any cover.

As soon as Lou Bei raised his head, he saw a plump face, and instantly became =_, = like this.

Abei: "..."

The other party still had this strange pink lipstick, his eyes sparkled, seeing Lou Bei's attire, he was a little curious, "Are you from hell?"

Seeing Lou Bei nodding, he said again, "Oh! I've stayed there too! Ghost lamp SAMA is so handsome!"

"...Ah, that's right, that's right... You're so handsome..." The young man was exhausted, "Are you the Momotaro that the dog said?"

"What dog! That's Xiaobai! Xiaobai!" The man argued righteously.

"..." The young man bent over, his face was tangled, "ah, Xiaobai..."

"Yes! Did he tell you about me?! I'm really handsome!" Momotaro straightened his back, his face was full of pride, and then suddenly thought of something, he turned his head and asked him, "Ah, sorry, you yes?"

"...Loubei." The young man felt that his endurance had been tempered more and more. What the hell is this world!It seems that he was quite normal before.

"Did Lou Bei-kun come to see Master Bai Ze?" Momotaro asked.

Lou Bei snorted, "If Mr. Guideng said 'You can tell at a glance, the face of excessive lust, kidney deficiency, kidney deficiency and no love, and the face of a salty wet uncle who is regarded by girls as a pervert and unscrupulous' is what I am looking for. Mr. Bai Ze, then you are right."

"..." A black line was drawn across Momotaro's face, "Well, then, I think it's him."

He stretched out his finger, and Loubei saw the small hut in the distance.

Yes, thatched cottage.

The author has something to say: Ghost Lamp の Lengche, there are cold jokes about hell, all kinds of cute www

Ghost Lamp is the Chief Assistant Officer of Hell, responsible for various matters. After all, King Yan Mo is a shy woman (?)

Bai Ze is a Chinese mythical beast. He lives in the fairyland of Taoyuan Township. He is usually responsible for researching traditional Chinese medicine. He likes beautiful women. QAQ is roughly like this

Lou Bei (angry): Why should I come to this ghost world!

Adan (calm face): Just because I like it

Lou Bei: Autocracy!tyranny!Fassy!I want to appeal!

Adan (still calm): Rejected

Lou Bei: ...Then what do you think about my painting style!Why there are more attributes of complaining

Adan (flickering face): What a cute joke!That is the unique attribute of many Tanmei pure love protagonists www

Lou Bei (hesitating): ...What kind of protagonists are they?

Adan (positive color): It’s all subject!

Lou Bei: ...Fuck me!

——A Dan, pawn

Babies, look, my style of painting suddenly became strange wwwwww

Just look at the title and you will know that there are only two chapters of Ghost Lamp, so let’s go over and over, and then we will go to monster cat wwww

I write cryptic h please do not report! ! !But if you can't pass the review... let's clear the water _(:зゝ∠)_