[Comprehensive] Intermittent complacency

"Oh! Lovely lady, are you free tonight?" The man in white and a turban bowed, his slender red phoenix eyes were very attractive.There is still a touch of pink in the corners of his eyes, and he always smiles when he speaks.

But it doesn't work for someone.

Momotaro stared dumbfounded at his boss Bai Ze-sama who instantly transformed into Mr. Pianpian, grabbed Lou Bei-jun who was wearing twelve singles with one hand, and pushed him into his arms.

And the young man in fancy clothes turned dark instantly facing Momotaro.

broken.Momotaro silently covered his eyes.

Sure enough, the next second, the young man suddenly turned his head and kicked Bai Ze in the face. The latter flew out in the same path as a comet like an Indian pancake, blood flowed, and finally landed on his face.

A bright red intersection popped up on Loubei's forehead, with evil fire in his eyes, he gritted his teeth, and said word by word, "You, are, calling, who, little, sister?"

The man in white was covered in blood, he got up tremblingly, wiped it with his hands, "...cut, what, it turned out to be a man (#‵′)"

Hearing this, the young man grinned grimly, "Ha, I'm a man, I'm so sorry..."

"The one who came from hell is really the same as that annoying, trembling Baron S..." Bai Ze waved his hand indifferently, with an expression of disgust on his face without concealing it.

"Who are you?" Bai Ze asked.

Lou Bei said, "Ah, I'm Lou Bei, and I'm here to work for Mr. Guideng."

"Well, it seems that you are also Chinese, and I am Bai Ze." He asked, "Come to get medicine?"

Lou Bei nodded silently, "Hello, Mr. Bai Ze." Then he took out the list from his pocket and shook it, cleared his throat and said, "Santa's liver...cough, deer antler, yam, Eucommia, and epimedium→_ →" Confused for a while, Lou Bei said again, "Excuse me, epimedium is...?"

With a click, Bai Ze's fingers directly plunged into the fairy peach, the juice flowed out, and his face was as black as carbon.

"Hehehehe...Epimedium...I'm going to kill you Ghost Lamp!!!"

Lou Bei twitched the corners of his mouth, and cast doubtful eyes on Momotaro.

The latter paused, and explained helplessly, "Uh, yam antler, Eucommia ulmoides and even epimedium are a kind of traditional Chinese medicine, used to nourish kidney yang and benefit essence and blood."

The young man suddenly realized, he looked at Bai Ze with a strange look, and glanced up and down.

It turns out that it is used to strengthen the yang...

"...I'm in good health!" Bai Ze rolled his eyes, "That guy wants this, it has nothing to do with me!"

Facing Lou Bei's clearly disbelieving eyes, Bai Ze twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, stuffed something into his arms, and waved him away.

"Who is that?" The young man stared blankly at the nude old woman in front of him. Her shriveled figure and flushed face, and her white hair added a lot of points to her.

Oh home run.

Ghost Lantern, who was patrolling together, froze slightly, stretched out his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, "I can't help it... Hey, Duoyi, what are you doing?"

The old lady next to the Santu River suddenly felt aggrieved, "Master Ghost Lantern, you clearly told me that you would take a photo of me, but if you break your promise and get fat, I will tell King Yan Mo!"

Ghost Lamp raised his chin gloomyly, "Yan Mo Dawang doesn't care about these things. Duoyi Po, you should appreciate it by yourself, your photo... I'm sorry I can't do anything about it."

It was extremely frustrating to say one word.A smile flashed across Lou Bei's eyes, and in the next second, he met a pair full of ghosts.animal eyes.

"You... are dissatisfied with me?" Ghost Lantern condescended.

The young man smiled indifferently, and waved his hands, "Don't say that we seem to have a relationship with women, I'm not going to be with a married man, I'm actually quite picky www"

Ghost Lantern: "..." Why can't I understand what he is talking about?

"The visits are almost done, are you satisfied?"

Lou Bei nodded tiredly, "Hey! Don't say strange ambiguous words!"

Ghost Lantern ignored him, and put the mace on his shoulder, "Let's go, go to the restaurant, it's lunch time."

"Tao Bihua?" The young man in black looked at the small bottle in Ghost Lamp's hand with a strange expression.

There was a snapdragon on the plate in front of him, he rolled his eyes and looked up to the sky, his thick lips opened and closed, Lou Bei was looking forward to hearing a terrible scream from his mouth.

I heard from Tang Gua and Eggplant that Lord Ghost Lantern likes snapdragons very much. Although he is a dead house, he has no resistance to this kind of thing.

Not only that, but the Snapdragon Competition is held every year, and there are a bunch of Snapdragon souvenirs by his bedside.

Lou Bei swallowed, his dark eyes were full of entanglement, "Snapdragon Competition? What do you do? Is it better than anyone else's?"

Eggplant stretched out his finger and shook it, "No, the snapdragon competition is to grow taller than other snapdragons, and the sound is healthy!"

What the hell is this!Do you really want to come to the Moonlight in the Lotus Pond?I am like a fish in your lotus pond, just to watch the bright moonlight with you.

Replace the screen with snapdragon...

Vomit, Lou Bei covered his mouth.

Ghost Light nodded calmly, drew out his knife and slashed at the fish three or two times, sliced ​​the fish with just the right thickness and put it into the bottle, dipped it in the dipping sauce, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"It tastes good, King Yan Mo's favorite." Thumbs became dry.

The young man narrowed his eyes, grinned, and said, "Have good eyesight, the number one goddess of heaven, seasoned well, and fragrant."

Gui Deng glanced at him expressionlessly, and said solemnly, "King Yan Mo said that your data basically came from hell in China, but there was a virus when the data was decompressed, and his computer was hacked. renovation."

Lou Bei snorted, thought for a while and said, "So you want to tell me that I have to wait for two more days?" Grandpa still has to work for you?

Unexpectedly, the other party put down the chopsticks, looked at Loubei for a while, and suddenly smiled, horrified to death, "That happened two days ago, it happened to be repaired today, and it has been found."

Lou Bei: "..."

Gui Deng took a bite of meat with chopsticks, a mouthful of soup with a spoon, and elegantly and quickly settled the lunch in front of him. Lou Bei was stunned to see, was this guy a nobleman before?

"Sentencing you this afternoon, see you then." Before leaving, he smiled again, and the young man suddenly felt a stomachache.

In the main hall, King Yan Mo sat on a high chair, and the ghost lamp stood on his right hand.

He held his chin, his thick black beard was about to grow to his hair, the automatic pen of snapdragon was dangling in his hand, and he met Lou Bei with dull eyes.

The latter twitched, avoiding the subtle look.He thought of the game that Eggplant was talking about, but unfortunately he probably didn't have the chance to see it.

Chances are he's not interested either.

King Yan Mo scratched his hair in a tangled state, "Hey—Mr. Loubei, it's recorded on it..."

"What is it?" Lou Bei asked with great interest, "Speaking of which, I'd rather know."

King Yan Mo and Gui Deng exchanged glances, and silently fiddled with the book of life and death.

"Loubei, a native of Chao S City, Tian. Chao, died at the age of [-]. The cause of death... was stabbed in the collarbone." King Yan Mo paused, and glanced at the young man standing below, "The bad things I did in my life, when I was young Pulling out the air core of a bicycle tire?! And pouring purple potion into it!? What is this..."

The young man met the other party's tangled eyes, and nodded calmly, "...So, the record is so early, I thought this hell existed independently..."

This record records his life long, long ago. As Lou Bei's life, it is also the only life in which he knows what he wants to live.

So, which grandson stabbed me!And why would he die if he stabbed his collarbone!Why are there so many slots? He's clearly not a Tucao setting. Hey!

Gui Deng frowned tightly, looked Lou Bei up and down with his slender eyes, and then said to King Yan Mo, "Lord Yan Mo, this record doesn't look like a sinner's record, but the deceased's, right?"

"Ah... yes, yes, that's right! That's it!" King Yan Mo wiped his sweat dryly with a smile, "Looks like Lord Loubei is the dead..."

The young man wondered, "Dead?"

"The dead refer to those who can be reborn, and the sinner..." Ghost Lantern smiled grimly with half of his face in the shadows, "Of course he is staying in hell."

Lou Bei paused, "...Heh, it seems that you are dissatisfied with the fact that I am a dead person..."

The man turned his head slowly, with a death gaze, as cold as a poisonous snake, "You know, so it turns out."

"Hey!"

"Hmph, the heavens and the people are all the same, it's itchy!"

"Don't compare me with that guy Bai Ze!"

"So, that means I can leave right away? Go—to die?" Why is it so strange for him to say this word...

"If you have no other questions, then it is indeed the case." King Yan Mo finally regained his majesty, and said kindly and seriously to Lou Bei, "Have a safe journey, Mr. Lou Bei."

The whole hell is like a ridiculous farce.

Whether it's the strange Shaking S Assistant Officer or the not majestic Yan Mo King.

But the word hell conjures up inexplicable, sometimes quite uncomfortable things.

Lou Bei felt that in any case, it was better to come less often.

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