my brother is a god

"Cheat Maoshou? What do you mean?" Xiao Yimu looked at Xiao Yumo with a puzzled expression and asked,

"Go to Baidu by yourself," Xiao Yumo said in a leisurely voice, then walked into the bathroom,

"Damn! You bullied me for my bad language!" Xiao Yimu said, seeing that Xiao Yumo ignored him, Xiao Yimu stopped asking and began to gnaw on the apple by himself.

"Brother, are you done taking a shower?"

As soon as Xiao Yumo came out of the bathroom, Xiao Yimu rushed up to him,

"Okay, I'll make it for you." After finishing speaking, Xiao Yumo shook his head helplessly, and walked into the kitchen in his pajamas.

"Here, eat slowly, I'm going to sleep." Xiao Yumo put a bowl of poached eggs on the table, then turned and entered the room,

"Hey! Little Momo, come out for me...you didn't put any salt! Hey~hey~" Xiao Yimu called for a long time, but after all, no one paid attention.

The next day, as soon as Xiao Yimu and Xiao Yumo arrived at the school gate, they happened to meet Xu Ruosu. Xu Ruosu looked at the two in a daze, perhaps unable to tell who was who, and then could only smile.

"Hello! Good morning!" Xiao Yimu greeted him with a smile, Xu Ruosu forced a smile to express his response, then bypassed Xiao Yimu and walked in front of Xiao Yumo, "Hello, President!" Xu Ruosu smiled Speaking of, "Yeah!" Xiao Yumo said lightly, and then walked forward without looking at Xu Ruosu, leaving Xu Ruosu with an embarrassed face and Xiao Yimu with an unhappy face.

"Hey! Why are you doing this to her?" Xiao Yimu caught up with Xiao Yumo and asked, "What? Did you feel distressed?" Xiao Yumo looked at Xiao Yimu, "I just can't understand how you pretend to be cold and deep , It’s obviously not like this at home, just pretend as soon as you come out, let those girls praise you, ouch, you are so mature and stable, so manly! Are you fake, are you disgusting!” Xiao Yimu said with a look of disgust , Xiao Yumo: I think you feel sorry for me treating Xu Ruosu like that, right?Xiao Yimu: Cut, so what?I just feel distressed, just upset, what's the matter?Xiao Yumo: How I treat her is my business. Besides, she is not mine, so why should I treat her well?Xiao Yimu: Wrong, he is your future sister-in-law.Hearing this sentence, Xiao Yumo was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked straight at Xiao Yimu, "You... really like her?" Xiao Yumo asked with an extremely serious expression, "I...I ..." Xiao Yimu suddenly didn't know how to answer, "You shouldn't be sincere, how can you give your sincerity, just relying on Xu Ruosu, it shouldn't be enough for you to put your heart into it" Xiao Yumo said, then turned and strode forward , "Damn! What do you mean? You mean I am a big carrot? Don't think you understand me very well. Let me tell you, I just like her. No, I just love her. I just want to marry her. I'm not her. I'm not married anymore" Hearing Xiao Yimu say this, Xiao Yumo stopped, lowered his head, and frowned, "What? Envy, I have a lover?" Xiao Yimu leaned forward and said triumphantly, "Why do I Do you want to be envious? Am I envious that you fell in love with someone who doesn't like you?" Xiao Yumo said lightly, "You..." "President, here is a list of member statistics for you to sign..." A The fat man who was still a few meters away suddenly yelled, Xiao Yumo and Xiao Yimu looked at that person at the same time, it turned out to be Wang Yiyuan, the representative of the Chinese class, a member of the student union, nicknamed Xiaopang, and the approaching Xiaopang suddenly became stupid when he saw the two of them , I don’t know who to give the list to, the two of them didn’t speak, they just stared blankly at the fat man in front of them, after a few seconds, the two looked at each other, then one turned to the left, the other to the right, and left, leaving the little Fat looked left and right, not knowing where to go.

A day passed like this, and Xiao Yimu walked ahead listlessly, ready to go home. "Senior, wait a minute!" A girl behind called, Xiao Yimu turned around, the girl quickly approached, and said with a smile, "Here, this is for you." Xiao Yimu took the note in the girl's hand, helplessly Shaking his head, he said, "What year is it? Returning the love letter? Do you want to be so funny!" Just as Xiao Yimu was about to throw the note away, the girl quickly said, "Senior, I forgot to say, this It belongs to senior sister Xu Ruosu, I just gave it to her..." Xiao Yimu was surprised at first, and then after seeing Xiao Yumo walking behind, he deliberately amplified his voice and said, "What? This is a love letter from Xu Ruosu to me "Huh!" The girl nodded, then ran away, Xiao Yumo looked at Xiao Yumo who was coming, with a smug expression, and then deliberately shook the note in front of Xiao Yumo, Xiao Yumo He didn't take it seriously, and directly ignored Xiao Yimu and walked forward, "Tch~ I can understand that you are jealous of me" Xiao Yimu said loudly, Xiao Yumo paused, but after all, he still didn't look back.

"Heh! I'll just say it! I'm such a sunny and handsome guy, so I'm not as strong as you, an otaku who can't beat a fart." Xiao Yimu looked at the note in his hand and smiled triumphantly, but, As soon as he opened the note, the first two words on it blinded Xiao Yimu's eyes! "President..." Xiao Yimu stroked his forehead, "It turned out that I sent it to the wrong person...Damn it!" Xiao Yimu rubbed the note unhappily and prepared to throw it away. After thinking about it, he opened it and continued to read, "Yes Long, maybe you think I am naive like this, but I really like you, I know you know it, but I don’t know why you pretend not to know it, maybe you think I’m not careful enough, or maybe you’re not sure enough, but Anyway, today, in such a special way, I just want to tell you..." "Damn it! I don't know what shit, I thought it was a tongue twister! I know it's childish and I still do it, and it's childish It's a bad street again, okay? It's so special... It's ridiculous..." Xiao Yimu rubbed the love letter he couldn't bear to read, and complained unhappily, "Hey! Wait! Shouldn't I be angry with Zodiac Yumo? What am I doing?" Xiao Yimu frowned, and casually threw the so-called love letter that had been scrunched up into the grass, "Never mind him! Go home!"

"Hey~Xiao Yumo, I'm so hungry, I want to eat!" Xiao Yimu yelled as soon as he entered the house. There was no movement, Xiao Yimu heard the sound of typing on the keyboard, and made sure that Xiao Yumo was in the room, "Hey... Xiao Momo! If you are here, just give me a squeak!" Xiao Yimu whispered to Xiao Yumo. Yu Mo talked about it in the room, but there was still no response. Xiao Yimu frowned and sighed, "Oh! Looks like I haven't got dinner tonight! I can only distract my attention by playing games. Don't think about food...Life is bitter!" (Because Xiao Yimu is used to eating dishes made by Xiao Yumo, he is not used to eating outside restaurants, and it is not because of unavoidable circumstances that Xiao Yimu will not eat outside restaurants He would rather not eat food, this is Xiao Yimu's strange habit, just like Xiao Yumo has to change his whole body, including his underwear when he changes clothes) After Xiao Yimu sighed, he had to go back to his room to play the game .

As soon as Xiao Yimu went online, he saw Li Luan's rare online, Li Shang: Hello!Then who, why not be a dead person?

Confusion: I don't call that person.

Li Shang: Damn!Then what do I call you?

Confusion: My name is Confusion.

Li Shang: Damn!It's hard for me to talk to you calmly, don't force me to swear, okay?Everyone is unique, why do you keep pretending to be someone else?is it necessary?Although I know that you may also like Li Luan to pretend to be him, but worship is fine, and imitation is fine, but don't pretend to be him, you know?

Liluan: I am ashamed, I am really Liluan.

Li Shang: Alright, alright!You continue to dream your dreams, I will not bother you anymore.

Chaos: Uh~ hey!Why don't you talk about the divorce now?Li Shang: Oh!It doesn't matter if you can't leave.

Chaos: why?

Li Shang: In the past, this number was used to pick up girls, but now it is not used.Chaos: what?Soaked?

Li Shang: No, she likes my brother already.

Liluan: It's pretty good too, the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders!

Li Shang: What a woolen yarn!

Chaos: what's wrong?

Li Shang: Xiao Yumo would not accept her.

Liluan: Then do you want him to agree or not?

Li Shang: Nonsense, of course I don’t agree.

Chaos: why?

Li Shang: Because I am unhappy.

Disorder: You don't love that girl, you're just possessive and jealous.

Li Shang: How do you know?

Chaos: Bystanders are clear, so what are you going to do?Take her here?

Li Shang: I don't know, hey!You said that they sent the wrong love letter today. It was originally for Xiao Yumo, my brother, but it was sent to me by mistake, so today he thought Xu Ruosu (that is, the girl I told you about) he thought Xu Ruosu It's me who likes her, he seems very unhappy, do you think he likes her?

Confusion: I can't tell, do you want to fulfill them?

Li Shang: Impossible!

Chaos: why?You don't love that girl anyway.

Li Shang: She can be with anyone, but she cannot be with Xiao Yumo.

Li Luan: Why do I think you care more about who your brother Xiao Yumo is with than who that girl is with? Are you sure you like that girl?

Li Shang: Otherwise?Are you trying to say that I like my brother?Do you want to be so bloody?

Disorder: It's not impossible either.

Li Shang: Got it!Please let me go!Don't be disgusting with me, okay?

Li Luan: Then you answer seriously. What annoys you the most is that the girl likes someone else, or is it your brother?In other words, if that girl didn't like your brother, would you still be so upset?

Xiao Yimu stared at the chaotic question, stunned for a moment, and suddenly didn't know how to answer, maybe he really cared more about Xu Ruosu liking Xiao Yumo than Xu Ruosu liking others and not liking him, Xiao Yimu didn't know what to do Answer, so I had to go offline directly.

Xiao Yimu came out, just met Xiao Yumo, the two of them looked at each other for a few seconds, "Do you like Xu Ruosu?" The two asked at the same time, then they looked at each other for a few seconds, then laughed, but I changed the subject.

"Hey! Xiao Momo, I'm so hungry~" Xiao Yimu said with a pitiful expression, "Huh? What did you say?" Xiao Yumo looked at Xiao Yimu, as if reminding something, "Oh! Brother , I'm so hungry~" Xiao Yimu changed his words, Xiao Yumo pinched Xiao Yimu's nose with a smile, "You, you! Did I owe you in my previous life?" After finishing speaking, he turned around and prepared to enter the kitchen. "Oh! Yes! You don't know, your name was Chen Shimei in your previous life, and you owed me too much~" Xiao Yimu picked up an apple, leaned his head on the sofa while chewing on an apple and said proudly, "Really? I'm Chen Shimei, I'm sorry, so you are my wife?" Xiao Yumo said from behind Xiao Yimu, lowering her head and jokingly.When Xiao Yimu heard this, he got up so excited that he didn't want his lips to cover Xiao Yumo's face. After a pause for a few seconds, Xiao Yimu quickly fell down again, "Hehehe! Xiaomu, you are only excited, but You can't bite me either!" Xiao Yumo walked into the kitchen with a more proud smile, leaving Xiao Yimu with a troubled and depressed face.

"I...you..." Xiao Yimu bit his lip, wanting to curse but didn't know how to say it, "Damn! I ruined my innocence..." Xiao Yimu covered his face with a pillow.Xiao Yumo in the kitchen snickered.