my brother is a god

"How is it? Does it hurt?" Xiao Yimu asked after finishing bandaging. "This little injury is fine." "Oh, then you can continue cooking!" "I..." For a moment Xiao Yimu understood Xiao Yimu's sudden gentleness, but Xiao Yumo really finished the meal.

"It's still delicious because of your frying." Seeing Xiao Yimu gobbling it up, Xiao Yumo couldn't help feeling amused.

"Finally full." Xiao Yimu rubbed his stomach and lay down on the sofa, "Then go to bed quickly, it's past twelve o'clock" Xiao Yumo said to Xiao Yimu while tidying up. "Don't you know that you can't sleep after eating just now? I have to digest it." Xiao Yimu said and walked towards his room. "Are you going to play games again?" Xiao Yimu didn't answer, Xiao Yumo simply went to watch the game by himself, and Xiao Yimu was indeed online.

"Hey! Are you here?" Li Shang took the initiative to message again, Xiao Yumo thought that the other party was going to form a group to scan the dungeon again, but before Xiao Yumo could answer, the other party sent another message, which said "Have you A good movie? Something a little more exciting? Send me a copy by email?" Xiao Yumo was stunned when he saw the news. He only had male and female sex. , but in order to get closer to Xiao Yumo, he still answered "Yes, you wait".Then he quickly sent the message to Lu Qing, "Old Gu, is there any film about men and women? You know, send it to me if you have one, or find a website to download it if you don't. If you want something exciting, hurry up" He knew that Lu Qingrang must have not slept at this point, and as expected, he received a reply from the other party a few seconds later, "Oh~ what? You suddenly became straight? You actually want to fuck girls, my God, I don't know there will be How many girls are going to suffer, I mourn in silence"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up"

"Oh, you're so rude, you're so annoying, people won't play with you anymore." Xiao Yumo rubbed his forehead, this guy must be Mo Yu, and then asked casually, "Are you Mo Yu?" The other party's reply was still so disappointing He was speechless, "You all know this, you must have a crush on him, do you think you have thoughts about him? I don't care, he doesn't follow~" Xiao Yumo raised his forehead again, "Don't make trouble, put Gu Qing Let me call, I have something to do with him."

"He just got the sperm in my mouth, and he is kneeling outside for punishment! No time" "Oh!" Xiao Yumo sighed, expressing deep sympathy for Gu Qingrang, "Then you get me a film , I know you must have a website." "Hey, you are really strange. You don't have any movies about gay men and women. Why do you think I have them?" "Stop talking nonsense, what have you two not watched? Yes, send it over quickly, there is something urgent, it’s urgent.”

Mo Yu burst out laughing when he saw the news, "Xiao Yumo, Xiao Yumo, are you so hungry? Hahahaha, you didn't get into Luohua just now? Then you gave him so much money, it's generous!" Mo Yu struggled, but still found the folder, packaged it and sent it out, Xiao Yumo didn't even look at it after receiving it, and sent it directly to Xiao Yimu.

"The attack in the second video is too masculine and long-lasting. It's much more powerful than Gu Qingrang." Get something to eat." Just as Xiao Yumo replied to this message, he immediately realized what was wrong, "Wait, Gong? Isn't what I want male and female?"

"What's so interesting, I sent you my exclusive collection of high-quality calcium tablets." Seeing this news, Xiao Yumo became anxious. Now if Xiao Yimu finds out that he is gay, Xiao Yimo Mu must not be able to accept it, and then he will definitely not talk to him anymore, let alone talk to him, maybe he will even give up the account of Li Shang, so that Xiao Yumo will no longer have the identity of Li Luan, and he and Xiao Yimu can Even further, "No! Absolutely not." Xiao Yumo hurriedly ran to Xiao Yimu's room, hoping to stop Xiao Yimu before he saw it.

"Bang" the door was pushed open, Xiao Yimu looked at the people behind in surprise, seeing the picture of two naked men appearing on the screen, Xiao Yumo hurriedly rushed over and pulled it out. It was too late and then too soon, Xiao Yimu recalled that moment again, but felt that Xiao Yumo might have used a teleportation skill, looking at the blacked-out screen, Xiao Yumo finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Xiao Yimu was still in a daze, staring at him blankly, "Ahem, it's so late, and you're still playing games, of course I have to take care of you." Xiao Yumo reluctantly squeezed for an unlikely reason reason.

"I'm watching a movie," Xiao Yimu said.Xiao Yumo was speechless, he didn't expect this guy to be so honest, but fortunately he didn't find out that it wasn't a man and woman, Xiao Yumo pretended to be calm, "I don't want to study hard, what a mess, give me a bath and go to bed, otherwise I asked you to do my homework all night again, do you hear me?" Hearing this, Xiao Yimu didn't dare to say a word, and immediately got up and went to the bathroom, he really didn't want to do homework all night.After Xiao Yimu went into the bathroom, Xiao Yumo connected the computer again, opened the folder he had just received, and it turned out that it was all calcium tablets, and there were brothers' ones, Xiao Yumo raised his forehead again, "Almost Let Mo Yu get killed." Xiao Yumo clicked on file management, delete, and the deletion was successful. After confirming that the deletion was successful, he was relieved, took a deep breath, and then returned to his room.

As a result, as soon as I came back, I saw a message from Lu Qing asked □□ flashing on the screen, "How is it? Is it powerful? Is it exciting? There is also the □□ series, the brother's kind, which is convenient for you to be lustful and lewd Xiao Mu, hahaha, don’t be too moved, please call me Lei Feng.” Xiao Yumo really wished he could pass through the screen and crush Mo Yu to death when he saw this news, “I want a man and a woman, not calcium tablets” Xiao Yumo After replying to the message, the other party was silent for a while, and asked, "Are you really going to be straight? You, you, you... You haven't fucked me before and you are so straight. Are you worthy of bending over?" "Okay, let's Now go to open a room, no underwear, try all four positions of 360, and guarantee that you will have a chrysanthemum." Xiao Yumo simply came up with an anti-molestation this time. "Damn it! Xiao Yumo, you have guts" "What? Don't you dare? I don't feel pity like Gu Qingrang, I will definitely make you unable to get out of bed for a week" Xiao Yumo continued to flirt, just like a newspaper The enmity just now, but Xiao Yumo still underestimated Mo Yu's lower limit, who knew that the other party's reply was "Okay, don't be careless, please, be cruel, don't take pity, if you don't like me today, don't do it either!" Attack." Finally, Xiao Yumo was defeated.

"I'm really worried about Gu Qingrang. With a daughter-in-law like you, I don't know how long he can last, how long before he dies." And willingly." Xiao Yumo was suddenly stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, so he closed the chat window unhappy.Back in the game, I saw the message from Li Shang, "The video just now was deleted by my brother. I don't know what happened to him. He reacted so badly. Forget it, I'll ask you for it another day. I have to sleep now, or wait a while." That devil is going to make me do my homework all night again, good night!" Xiao Yumo looked at Xiao Yimu's status, and he was already offline, and then went out of the room to check, and the light in Xiao Yimu's room was turned off as expected, Xiao Yumo Only then did Mo go back to his room to play games by himself.

The game is being updated, but the producer told him that it will be updated, the level limit will be raised to 120, more difficult dungeons will be developed and some advanced skills will be added, but Xiao Yumo did not participate in this development because he does not have the time, Furthermore, he was not an official member of the team. Although many people had a good relationship with him, after waiting for four or 10 minutes, the game update ended. Xiao Yumo was thinking of entering the game to experience it. Who would have thought that there would be so many people, They are probably here for the update. At the entrance of the level 100~105 dungeon, level 100 players can be seen everywhere forming wild teams. Xiao Yumo is also going to join in the fun, but a character comes across, Xiaoxiao Yuxie, Xiaoxiaoyu Word bubbles popped up on the top of Xie's head, "Hey Liluan, I didn't expect to meet you here." "Well, you also come to form a team to play dungeons?" "That's right! Do you want to go together?"

"Okay." As a result, the chat between the two was seen by other players, and several of them were ready to join, but within a few seconds, a 20-member dungeon team was formed.

Of course, there is a reason why so many people want to join in the fun, because Ling Shu's equipment is not bad, not to mention messy, and if he can play like this, he shouldn't be too good, maybe he is a super expert, everyone thinks so So, I’m still fighting vanguard, the dungeon is called Death Canyon, the introduced boss is a demonized unicorn named Leng Yan, Leng Yan moves extremely fast and does extremely high damage, but there are few big moves, which can give people a gap to attack it , but there is a somewhat shameless skill, the rebound skill, which is the skill played by the same team. It may be bounced back to hit yourself or a teammate, and the rebounded attack has been summarized as Leng Yan's skill attack, and the team members cannot be exempted , Even oneself cannot be exempted, which means that it is possible for the attack he makes to destroy his teammates, or even destroy himself, and the damage of the skill rebounded by Leng Yan is doubled.

After reading the introduction, everyone was speechless, only Xiao Yumo didn’t take it seriously. Li Luan rushed into the dungeon holding the King’s Sword, and others also came in one after another. The setting of the dungeon is a canyon, and there are not many forks in the road , there seems to be more mobs, just started spawning monsters, everyone found something wrong, a priest named Prosperity Lost is simply throwing skills indiscriminately, the priest is a protected profession, after all, the main skill increases blood, Of course, the attack is not high, so the position of the general priest is in the middle, so there is no need for any operation, not even adding blood, just keep the same position as your teammates, after all, everyone can't be brushed by mobs What kind of blood is lost, but at this moment, the prosperity is like a cramp, doing a lot of strange movements, and often releases a skill.

But at least he was at level 100, no matter how poor his skills were, he wouldn't even be able to do basic operations, but everyone was confused, and no one asked.

After a while, Huahualuojin finally couldn't keep up with the team. Although everyone had slowed down for him, Xiao Yumo finally couldn't help but ask, "This buddy named Huahualuojin, do you have a problem?" What's wrong? Or?" Xiao Yumo didn't have the nerve to ask if the other party was a newcomer, but the prosperous girl replied with a sentence that made the whole team vomit blood, "I use my brother's account. It's my first time playing. I'm a little nervous. I'm sorry." Everyone listened, "Well, it's not as good as a primary school student!" So someone in the team channel began to complain, "Fucking! I originally needed two priests, but the captain said that I only need one more output. Now it's all over. The pastor is a primary school student, let’s all go to die together.” “Dude, you’re wrong to say that! What do you mean a pastor is a primary school student? He’s not even as good as a primary school student!” Say I'm sorry, and then a message flashed on the channel [The player has left the team at the end of his prosperity] At this moment, the team channel became quiet, and everyone was stunned, and suddenly felt that a soy sauce priest is better than no one, So everyone stopped talking, and Xiao Yumo, the captain, didn't say anything, and continued to open the way on his own, killing monsters until he encountered the first small boss.