Millions of cannon fodder cross the river [Quick Transmigration]

"It was okay at first, but now..." Lan Yang looked at him and shook her head.

Gu Yunzhi took out the key from his pocket, pushed Yang Qiyang away from the door, and opened the door for them to enter.

He was quite embarrassed standing there, Yu Qi kindly took the flower bouquet from his hand for Lan Yang, and smiled politely: "Thank you so much, since you're here, come in and have a seat."

Even without Yu Qi, Yang Qiyang would definitely go in and have a sit.

Gu Yunzhi just wanted to turn around and walk back to kick him out, but suddenly Lan Yang grabbed his left hand, and he whispered: "Tell him about Gui Renxi later, I believe he will run faster than anyone else, if you Let him out now, and he'll be in big trouble again in a little while."

"You're right, remember to remind me that before he leaves, I'll call his father to control his funds and pay for the medical expenses of his son's little lover. I think the old man is not willing to do this kind of thing. Charity." Gu Yunzhi sneered.

Lan Yang pushed him to the kitchen: "Go cook, aren't you arguing that today's food and drink are all arranged by you?"

"Brother! Why do you drive the guests into the kitchen?" Yu Qi glared at him.

Lan Yang turned around and explained with a smile on her face: "He has been with me for several days, I confiscated his rent, and he has to cook to repay my kindness."

It’s almost time to eat. After working in the kitchen for almost an entire afternoon, the dishes are served on the table one by one. Finally, in the center of the table is a very girly pink and white dish decorated with strawberries. cake.

Gu Yunzhi took a seat next to Lan Yang, so Yang Qiyang, who came a step later, could only walk around to the opposite side of the table.

"Your friend is really good at cooking." Yu Qi ate happily, "Whatever rent you want, just stay and cook."

Lan Yang said dumbfoundedly: "He can't be a cook, six of the ten dishes on this table are all sweet and sour, sister, if you eat for a long time, you will easily get diabetes."

"Then I can't cook with xylitol in the future?" Gu Yunzhi put the first piece of cake he cut in front of Lan Yang, and then continued to greet Yu Qi, "Try it, this is also made by me. Compared with cooking I prefer to make cakes."

Yang Qiyang, who was completely ignored, was so embarrassed, he began to try to find something to say: "I haven't lit the candle yet."

"What kind of candle do you light? You have to poke a few holes into a good cake." Gu Yunzhi said as he cut off another piece and put it in Yu Qi's place, "you can eat it, just don't light this candle. Years old. Wishing on a cake is not as useful as wishing on me, don’t you think?”

Lan Yang pushed the plate of cake that had eaten two mouthfuls to Gu Yunzhi, shook his head and said, "I eat vegetables, the first wish you have is to eat this piece."

Gu Yunzhi took the small fork in his hand, scooped off a piece and put it in his mouth: "I specially put less sugar, if you don't eat it, I'll pour syrup on it."

Lan Yang watched silently as he finished the remaining half of the cake in two or three bites, pursed his lips and asked, "Tell me honestly, did you die of diabetes?"

"No way, everyone says I'm cheap." Gu Yunzhi pursed his lips and shook his head, then cut another piece of cake and continued to eat.

Lan Yang took out a tissue to wipe off the cream from the corner of Gu Yunzhi's mouth, and said with some disgust: "You can slow down, what is the difference between you and burying your face in oil?"

Showing affection invisibly is the most deadly.

Yang Qiyang finally couldn't stand it anymore, his patience was almost at the limit, but he didn't dare to make a mistake in front of Gu Yunzhi, so he could only hope that Yu Si's sister would find something to stop him.

"Do you see what's going on?" He turned his head to ask Yu Qi, while talking, his eyes glanced back and forth between Lan Yang and Gu Yunzhi.

Yu Qi put a piece of braised pork into her mouth, nodded her head and said vaguely: "Yeah, this guy eats too much cake for a while, and he won't be able to eat anymore."

A whole 30-inch cake. In order to make Lan Yang like it, Gu Yunzhi specially prepared four layers of cake sandwiches. He ate the whole cake abruptly in less than an hour under the noses of the other three people. .

The young man on the opposite side was stunned. Lan Yang got up and ran under the TV cabinet to find out a box of digestion tablets, then walked back to the dining table and hit Gu Yunzhi in the face.

"Eat it, I ate the whole box. If you dare to complain of stomach pain today, I will let you eat pickled vegetables for a month." He sat back on the chair, picked up the bowl again, and his face was not very good.

Gu Yunzhi accepted it without any objection. Anyway, Xiaoshi tablets are also sweet. He said this: "Just this small candy tablet, if you give me ten boxes, I can eat it all."

Yang Qiyang looked at the empty cake base, and then looked at the time: "Yu Si hasn't eaten a few bites yet, I also ordered puffs and a gift box cake set, which will be delivered in a while."

"He just likes to give it to me, so what's your business?" Gu Yunzhi put down his chopsticks, and when he saw Yang Qiyang still sitting at the dinner table, he became furious, "You just bring him a cake a day, then There is only one end, and that is to let me eat it."

His original intention was not to make Gu Yunzhi angry. In this case, Lan Yang turned to remind him: "Call?"

Finally, after putting another piece of sweet and sour pork into his mouth, Gu Yunzhi stood up, wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "I don't want to eat, are you with me?"

Betting on ten cucumbers, once Gu Yunzhi leaves, Yang Qiyang will immediately become more courageous, and Lan Yang doesn't want to stay and give him a chance to talk.

"Let's go." Lan Yang got up and walked upstairs with him.

Yang Qiyang asked Yu Qi again: "Have you not seen anything wrong yet?"

"Obviously, he doesn't want to eat the dim sum you ordered, because he's full of cakes." After that, Yu Qi began to shake her head, and said a little sourly, "He is the most edible person I have ever met, and he is still in shape. good."

In the bedroom, Lan Yang sat on the edge of the bed, watching the whole process of Gu Yunzhi making a small report.

This time, in order to let him hear what he said clearly, Gu Yunzhi specially slowed down his speaking speed, the content is roughly as follows...

Dad, my brother doesn't learn well!You still don't care?

Dad, my brother's little boyfriend came to touch my porcelain, and now he is in the hospital, he has to pay with his brother's card!

You have to educate him, he doesn't listen to me as a brother now, it's fine to find a boyfriend, and find a Porcelain dog, he has bullied your son, Dad, can you bear it?

I don't know how you should take care of him so far away, but Dad, do you know?My brother doesn't bring cash when he goes out, only credit card.

Dad, let me tell you, the little boyfriend my brother found this time is not afraid of anything. I will warn him. He even went to the place where my wife works to make trouble, and he found it because of my wife's face. ah!

Yes, yes, yes, okay, don't worry, I will definitely not give him pocket money softly.

……

Finished, hang up.

After putting the phone in his pocket, Gu Yunzhi showed an indescribably comfortable smile: "No matter how old you are, every time you file a complaint, you always feel happy physically and mentally."

"I finally know why a certain elementary school classmate of mine reported me to the teacher." Lan Yang's eyes fell on the corner of the wall, recalling the time when she was punished in her childhood, she nodded and said: "He probably hates me. "

Gu Yunzhi walked towards the door, holding the doorknob with one hand: "I can't wait to tell Yang Qiyang two good news."

Lan Yang rushed out of the bedroom before him: "Wait, let me clean up the things on the table first, your dad has already frozen his card, so if he smashes the things in Yusi's house, even There’s no money left to pay.”

"Then I'll go to collect the quilt first, it will be dark in a while." Gu Yunzhi turned and walked to the balcony, "After making the bed, I'll go down and help you tidy it up."

Yang Qiyang sat on the sofa like an old man, watching Lan Yang and Yu Qi clean up the table and sweep the floor.

After looking at it for a while, he felt that he had something to talk about again, and he spoke up for Lan Yang: "He is not good to you at all, and you have to do it yourself. He is obviously capable of hiring a nanny for you."

Yu Qi couldn't bear it when people said that her younger brother was not good at all, even if they said that her brother's friends were not good: "How can it be, don't people help with cooking? Besides, they are all guests from home, so there is no obligation to give Our whole nanny comes out?"

"They are not friends in the ordinary sense." Yang Qiyang continued to guide Yu Qi's thinking direction.

At this moment, Lan Yang spoke up: "It's better for him to put the quilt up and make my bed than for you to sit here and watch and talk sarcasticly. I remember when you lived with me before, I was the one who did the housework all the time. Right? Didn’t even wash a bowl.”

Yang Qiyang was not happy to be said that: "Yes, I was still young at that time, and I was always taken care of by you."

Lan Yang nodded, pretending to be tolerant and said with a smile: "Did your hands grow out after you became an adult? The genes of the mixed blood of the eight countries are really different from ordinary people. Ordinary people like us have healthy hands from birth. I can help the family with housework when I am young.”

Not long after, Gu Yunzhi, who had made the bed quilt, ran down the stairs and snatched the mop from Lan Yang's hands.

Yang Qiyang was still sitting on the sofa, and Gu Yunzhi was annoyed by watching it. When he dragged to the sofa, he raised his hand and dropped the* mop head onto the polished black leather on Yang Qiyang's feet, and his trouser legs were wet. cut.

"What are you doing!" The person who was dragged by the mop stood up from the sofa.

"Good question." Gu Yunzhi straightened up, put one hand on the top of the mop pole, one hand on the side of his waist, raised one corner of his mouth and looked at him, "Let me help you clean your feet first, so that they can be cleaned later. long run."