Although Yang Qiyang didn't understand the meaning of his words, he felt that he was looking for trouble: "What do you mean?"
"Let me tell you what it means. On my way home, I ran into your little Porcelain." Gu Yunzhi paused, organized his words, and then finished the rest of the sentence in one breath, "Then He was hit by an ambulance with lightning speed, fell in front of the police car, and was hit by the police car under my wheel. I really haven't seen that scene in the movie. Oh right , your dad froze all the scorpions under your name, and I just saw your car tire was punctured and the oil was drained. I didn't do it, so I won't swear I will bb, anyway you I have no guts or ability to do anything to me."
Lan Yang, who was standing on the sidelines watching the play, raised his hand and scratched his face. Yang Qiyang's expression changed so much that he couldn't help but feel tense.
Yang Qiyang rushed up to grab his collar, but before he could touch anyone, he was kicked far away by Gu Yunzhi's foot.
"Arms are not as long as my legs, so you have the nerve to rush towards me?" Gu Yunzhi raised the mop in his hand and shook his face with dirty water, "Your direction is wrong, you should rush towards the hospital, quickly step towards your side Head to the hospital with a pair of two-year-old legs that haven't walked a few steps, Xiaoshanpao."
Lan Yang had already opened the door silently, Gu Yunzhi walked around behind Yang Qiyang and lifted his back collar with one hand, carried him out of the door like a chicken, and threw him away with one hand.
"Go away." He clapped his hands and dropped a few words, turned back into the room and closed the door again.
Lan Yang walked ahead with folded arms, and went back to the living room first: "He talked a lot of nonsense today, you didn't even hear it."
"I understand. If the amount of exercise with his mouth is on his legs, it won't be a problem for him to run to the hospital." Gu Yunzhi took out his mobile phone and called up the electronic map to take a look, "Well... your home is really far away from the hospital It’s a bit far away, and it takes ten streets to take a shortcut.”
is not that right?Lan Yang stuffed the mop leaning against the wall into Gu Yunzhi's hand again, curled his lips and said, "If his mouth can really be used for transportation, he won't have to spend the journey to country C on a plane. "
The girl who came out of the kitchen shook her wet hands and wiped the apron around her waist twice: "Hey, I cleaned all the dishes. Where's that annoying guy?"
"Throw it out." Gu Yunzhi raised his head proudly, and repeated the action of throwing Yang Qiyang out of the door, "I threw it, and I threw him far away with one hand."
Yu Qi took off her apron and hung it by the kitchen door, and said with a light smile, "Isn't it tiring you? Come, sit, let's talk, Xiao Si, come and sit next to him."
Lan Yang raised his head sideways and looked at Gu Yunzhi, then walked to the sofa and sat down suspiciously, and then was pulled up by Gu Yunzhi.
He looked at the shoulder on his arm and asked strangely, "What are you doing?"
Gu Yunzhi dragged him from the left side of the sofa to the right side of the sofa, and then sat him there: "Come on, come on, you sit here, just now Yang Qiyang was lying on your side for a long time, you don't know, you still sit there, Want to feel the aftermath of the fart?"
"I'm really under your spell." Lan Yang really wanted to kick Gu Yunzhi all over the place, but she was afraid that he would hurt him.
Yu Qi moved a small stool and sat across from them: "Okay, you two are arguing after I leave. Oh yes, sit closer, this is the only way they look like a couple, that bastard saw it I can't accompany my brother."
Lan Yang:? ? ?
Gu Yunzhi's joy blossomed, and he put one hand on Lanyang's shoulder and hugged him into his arms: "At first glance, we look like a couple."
"Yu Si, do you really think I'm stupid? I haven't seen you have a girlfriend in the 24 years since I was a child, and there are many girls who chase you, right? They say that your IQ has squeezed out your EQ." Yu Qi He picked up an apple and took a bite, then said, "I don't believe this, it doesn't matter whether you are enlightened or not, you will be impulsive when you reach your age. If you look at your class reunion again, everyone and girls will sit on you You started to move with the music, and you didn't take a breath, but you just couldn't get hard... to the girl."
After she finished speaking, she felt that it was inappropriate, so she added this sentence.
After hearing this, Gu Yunzhi turned to look at him with a little worry: "Should we also go to the hospital to have a look?"
Lan Yang responded with a smile on her face: "Believe it or not, I will bring that machine back from the laboratory, and when you fall asleep, put the quick-freezing bucket upside down on your penis."
"Then you can't do this, it's tiring to be stiff all the time." Gu Yunzhi shook his head and moved to the side.
Yu Qi coughed lightly: "I'm a woman."
Lan Yang and Gu Yunzhi both shut up.
If you don't tell me we all forgot.
After the lecture, Yu Qi stood up and carried her small satchel on her back: "Very good! I like this kind of good-looking ones who like to do housework. I'll go first. You can spend the rest of the time on your own."
"Well, go slowly!" Gu Yunzhi got up and followed him to the door, "Don't worry, sister, I will definitely listen to your words and play hard, seriously."
Immediately afterwards, he was shut outside with the door.
Yu Qi glanced at him, then turned around and walked towards the stairs as if nothing had happened: "This man, I really can't get used to it at all."
After seeing people descending the stairs and the sound of high heels tapping completely disappeared, Gu Yunzhi quickly turned around and knocked on the door: "If you don't open the door, I'll smash the window."
Inside the house, Lan Yang leaned against the door with her arms folded, and responded, "You smashed it, and there is also an anti-theft guardrail, so you can't even stretch your legs in."
The deflated Gu Yunzhi was silent for a long time and then said: "...you let me in and I'll pick a day to beat Yang Qiyang violently for you to see."
The closed door clicked and then swung open, Lan Yang stood inside the door and asked, "When will we call?"
"What do you think tomorrow?" Gu Yunzhi blinked, looking pitiful, but his words were somewhat violent, "I guarantee that he won't eat food, brother beats younger brother, father beats son, the kind of fat beating that teaches."
Lan Yang turned sideways: "Come in, let's go to the hospital tomorrow, in front of Gui Renxi."
"Okay, okay." The daughter-in-law said whatever she wanted.
"I just let Gui Renxi see with his own eyes what kind of trash he can't lift except Tintin." Lan Yang slammed the door shut, "Pick up something and give it to him. It’s all gone, and you still expect me to snatch it from him? There aren’t many toilets, are there? I really think I’m a character with a genital inserted in it.”
Gu Yunzhi nodded in agreement: "Yes, look at them, and then look at me. How come there are so few people like me who are so beautiful that they charge a fee, are upright, and can cook, wash, and mop the floor?"
Lan Yang turned her head to look at the window: "I want to throw you out from there, is it still too late?"
"That won't work, you have an anti-theft net, I can't even stretch out a leg." Gu Yunzhi triumphantly hugged his waist and led him upstairs, "Let's go to bed, do you want to watch boxing tomorrow? Or swordsmanship?"
Lan Yang asked secretly: "Can you bring yourself to fight?"
"That's because you haven't seen me get sick, anyone who has seen me know." Gu Yunzhi held him up the stairs with his head held high, and said as he walked, "Not only can I take myself to fight, I can also beat myself be beaten to death."
Lan Yang didn't know whether he was joking or telling the truth, so he pretended to ask casually: "The real way to die...? How does it feel?"
Gu Yunzhi recalled it carefully and said: "At that time, I was so crazy that I couldn't even try to hurt."
It's not so easy to digest almost a whole cake, and when she slept until midnight, Lan Yang heard the people next to her start to babble.Half asleep and half awake, he turned over and put one hand on Gu Yunzhi's firm abdomen, rubbing it gently one after another. After tossing and turning for a while on the bed, both of them fell asleep.
It just so happened that the next day was a day off. Gu Yunzhi and Lan Yang were not in a hurry to get up, and they canceled the alarm clock the night before, and Lan Yang didn't wake up until almost noon.
He opened his eyes and saw that the person on the other side had already woken up, but they were still lying on the bed, half leaning against the head of the bed and fiddling with their mobile phones.
Seeing that Lan Yang had woken up, Gu Yunzhi reached out and touched the top of his head, his fingers were entangled with the hair.
"I'm still waiting for you to get up for breakfast, now I can only have lunch." He held the phone above Lan Yang's line of sight, "Look for yourself, it's already eleven o'clock."
"Hmm..." He was still sleepy, and his voice was still mixed with unclear laziness. He stretched out his hand buried under the quilt to push the claw that was making trouble on his head, turned over again and closed his eyes again, vaguely speaking. Qing said, "I'll lie down for a while and get up."
Gu Yunzhi lifted the quilt lightly and got out of bed, stood by the bed wearing a pair of big pants, put on his pajama jacket and said, "I'm going to cook, take it easy, I'll come and lift your quilt later gone."
"I'm annoying you." Lan Yang casually grabbed the pillow beside her and threw it at him, then pulled the quilt up to cover her head.
After waking up, you can still sleep. After waking up, you have to talk to others, and it is difficult to fall asleep again.
After the bedroom door was closed again, Lan Yang became more and more awake after lying down for a while, and finally lost all sleepiness, but she just didn't want to get out of bed, so she put on her clothes and everything was ready. rice.
The dishes and two bowls of rice were placed on the table, Lan Yang pulled out the wooden chair and sat down, and Gu Yunzhi also sat next to him.
"Let me tell you what it means. On my way home, I ran into your little Porcelain." Gu Yunzhi paused, organized his words, and then finished the rest of the sentence in one breath, "Then He was hit by an ambulance with lightning speed, fell in front of the police car, and was hit by the police car under my wheel. I really haven't seen that scene in the movie. Oh right , your dad froze all the scorpions under your name, and I just saw your car tire was punctured and the oil was drained. I didn't do it, so I won't swear I will bb, anyway you I have no guts or ability to do anything to me."
Lan Yang, who was standing on the sidelines watching the play, raised his hand and scratched his face. Yang Qiyang's expression changed so much that he couldn't help but feel tense.
Yang Qiyang rushed up to grab his collar, but before he could touch anyone, he was kicked far away by Gu Yunzhi's foot.
"Arms are not as long as my legs, so you have the nerve to rush towards me?" Gu Yunzhi raised the mop in his hand and shook his face with dirty water, "Your direction is wrong, you should rush towards the hospital, quickly step towards your side Head to the hospital with a pair of two-year-old legs that haven't walked a few steps, Xiaoshanpao."
Lan Yang had already opened the door silently, Gu Yunzhi walked around behind Yang Qiyang and lifted his back collar with one hand, carried him out of the door like a chicken, and threw him away with one hand.
"Go away." He clapped his hands and dropped a few words, turned back into the room and closed the door again.
Lan Yang walked ahead with folded arms, and went back to the living room first: "He talked a lot of nonsense today, you didn't even hear it."
"I understand. If the amount of exercise with his mouth is on his legs, it won't be a problem for him to run to the hospital." Gu Yunzhi took out his mobile phone and called up the electronic map to take a look, "Well... your home is really far away from the hospital It’s a bit far away, and it takes ten streets to take a shortcut.”
is not that right?Lan Yang stuffed the mop leaning against the wall into Gu Yunzhi's hand again, curled his lips and said, "If his mouth can really be used for transportation, he won't have to spend the journey to country C on a plane. "
The girl who came out of the kitchen shook her wet hands and wiped the apron around her waist twice: "Hey, I cleaned all the dishes. Where's that annoying guy?"
"Throw it out." Gu Yunzhi raised his head proudly, and repeated the action of throwing Yang Qiyang out of the door, "I threw it, and I threw him far away with one hand."
Yu Qi took off her apron and hung it by the kitchen door, and said with a light smile, "Isn't it tiring you? Come, sit, let's talk, Xiao Si, come and sit next to him."
Lan Yang raised his head sideways and looked at Gu Yunzhi, then walked to the sofa and sat down suspiciously, and then was pulled up by Gu Yunzhi.
He looked at the shoulder on his arm and asked strangely, "What are you doing?"
Gu Yunzhi dragged him from the left side of the sofa to the right side of the sofa, and then sat him there: "Come on, come on, you sit here, just now Yang Qiyang was lying on your side for a long time, you don't know, you still sit there, Want to feel the aftermath of the fart?"
"I'm really under your spell." Lan Yang really wanted to kick Gu Yunzhi all over the place, but she was afraid that he would hurt him.
Yu Qi moved a small stool and sat across from them: "Okay, you two are arguing after I leave. Oh yes, sit closer, this is the only way they look like a couple, that bastard saw it I can't accompany my brother."
Lan Yang:? ? ?
Gu Yunzhi's joy blossomed, and he put one hand on Lanyang's shoulder and hugged him into his arms: "At first glance, we look like a couple."
"Yu Si, do you really think I'm stupid? I haven't seen you have a girlfriend in the 24 years since I was a child, and there are many girls who chase you, right? They say that your IQ has squeezed out your EQ." Yu Qi He picked up an apple and took a bite, then said, "I don't believe this, it doesn't matter whether you are enlightened or not, you will be impulsive when you reach your age. If you look at your class reunion again, everyone and girls will sit on you You started to move with the music, and you didn't take a breath, but you just couldn't get hard... to the girl."
After she finished speaking, she felt that it was inappropriate, so she added this sentence.
After hearing this, Gu Yunzhi turned to look at him with a little worry: "Should we also go to the hospital to have a look?"
Lan Yang responded with a smile on her face: "Believe it or not, I will bring that machine back from the laboratory, and when you fall asleep, put the quick-freezing bucket upside down on your penis."
"Then you can't do this, it's tiring to be stiff all the time." Gu Yunzhi shook his head and moved to the side.
Yu Qi coughed lightly: "I'm a woman."
Lan Yang and Gu Yunzhi both shut up.
If you don't tell me we all forgot.
After the lecture, Yu Qi stood up and carried her small satchel on her back: "Very good! I like this kind of good-looking ones who like to do housework. I'll go first. You can spend the rest of the time on your own."
"Well, go slowly!" Gu Yunzhi got up and followed him to the door, "Don't worry, sister, I will definitely listen to your words and play hard, seriously."
Immediately afterwards, he was shut outside with the door.
Yu Qi glanced at him, then turned around and walked towards the stairs as if nothing had happened: "This man, I really can't get used to it at all."
After seeing people descending the stairs and the sound of high heels tapping completely disappeared, Gu Yunzhi quickly turned around and knocked on the door: "If you don't open the door, I'll smash the window."
Inside the house, Lan Yang leaned against the door with her arms folded, and responded, "You smashed it, and there is also an anti-theft guardrail, so you can't even stretch your legs in."
The deflated Gu Yunzhi was silent for a long time and then said: "...you let me in and I'll pick a day to beat Yang Qiyang violently for you to see."
The closed door clicked and then swung open, Lan Yang stood inside the door and asked, "When will we call?"
"What do you think tomorrow?" Gu Yunzhi blinked, looking pitiful, but his words were somewhat violent, "I guarantee that he won't eat food, brother beats younger brother, father beats son, the kind of fat beating that teaches."
Lan Yang turned sideways: "Come in, let's go to the hospital tomorrow, in front of Gui Renxi."
"Okay, okay." The daughter-in-law said whatever she wanted.
"I just let Gui Renxi see with his own eyes what kind of trash he can't lift except Tintin." Lan Yang slammed the door shut, "Pick up something and give it to him. It’s all gone, and you still expect me to snatch it from him? There aren’t many toilets, are there? I really think I’m a character with a genital inserted in it.”
Gu Yunzhi nodded in agreement: "Yes, look at them, and then look at me. How come there are so few people like me who are so beautiful that they charge a fee, are upright, and can cook, wash, and mop the floor?"
Lan Yang turned her head to look at the window: "I want to throw you out from there, is it still too late?"
"That won't work, you have an anti-theft net, I can't even stretch out a leg." Gu Yunzhi triumphantly hugged his waist and led him upstairs, "Let's go to bed, do you want to watch boxing tomorrow? Or swordsmanship?"
Lan Yang asked secretly: "Can you bring yourself to fight?"
"That's because you haven't seen me get sick, anyone who has seen me know." Gu Yunzhi held him up the stairs with his head held high, and said as he walked, "Not only can I take myself to fight, I can also beat myself be beaten to death."
Lan Yang didn't know whether he was joking or telling the truth, so he pretended to ask casually: "The real way to die...? How does it feel?"
Gu Yunzhi recalled it carefully and said: "At that time, I was so crazy that I couldn't even try to hurt."
It's not so easy to digest almost a whole cake, and when she slept until midnight, Lan Yang heard the people next to her start to babble.Half asleep and half awake, he turned over and put one hand on Gu Yunzhi's firm abdomen, rubbing it gently one after another. After tossing and turning for a while on the bed, both of them fell asleep.
It just so happened that the next day was a day off. Gu Yunzhi and Lan Yang were not in a hurry to get up, and they canceled the alarm clock the night before, and Lan Yang didn't wake up until almost noon.
He opened his eyes and saw that the person on the other side had already woken up, but they were still lying on the bed, half leaning against the head of the bed and fiddling with their mobile phones.
Seeing that Lan Yang had woken up, Gu Yunzhi reached out and touched the top of his head, his fingers were entangled with the hair.
"I'm still waiting for you to get up for breakfast, now I can only have lunch." He held the phone above Lan Yang's line of sight, "Look for yourself, it's already eleven o'clock."
"Hmm..." He was still sleepy, and his voice was still mixed with unclear laziness. He stretched out his hand buried under the quilt to push the claw that was making trouble on his head, turned over again and closed his eyes again, vaguely speaking. Qing said, "I'll lie down for a while and get up."
Gu Yunzhi lifted the quilt lightly and got out of bed, stood by the bed wearing a pair of big pants, put on his pajama jacket and said, "I'm going to cook, take it easy, I'll come and lift your quilt later gone."
"I'm annoying you." Lan Yang casually grabbed the pillow beside her and threw it at him, then pulled the quilt up to cover her head.
After waking up, you can still sleep. After waking up, you have to talk to others, and it is difficult to fall asleep again.
After the bedroom door was closed again, Lan Yang became more and more awake after lying down for a while, and finally lost all sleepiness, but she just didn't want to get out of bed, so she put on her clothes and everything was ready. rice.
The dishes and two bowls of rice were placed on the table, Lan Yang pulled out the wooden chair and sat down, and Gu Yunzhi also sat next to him.
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