The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 1 The first day of being an anchor
"As you can see, behind me is the legendary haunted house."
Jin Jianglan adjusted the direction of the phone camera, "It looks like it has been abandoned for a long time, and weeds are overgrown. It really looks a bit haunted."
"This haunted house is a famous haunted house in Lin City. It is said that 80 years ago, a family of seven lived here, the mistress, the eldest son, the eldest daughter-in-law, the eldest grandson, the younger son, the younger daughter-in-law, and the younger grandson. One day, the hostess died on her own bed, with a smile on her face and a strangely distended abdomen, the doors and windows were locked from the inside, and there was no sign of a second person in the room."
"In the following three days, the remaining six members of the family died one after another in order of age. No matter where they hid, they would finally appear on the bed where the hostess died. Weird smile."
"This case is too weird. The police at that time sent many people into the investigation. Anyone who entered it, no matter who they were, would die within three days. The death pattern was exactly the same as that of the hostess. In the end, they had to classify it as suicide and block the building. No one is allowed in the house."
Jin Jianglan opened the water bottle he carried with him, took a sip of water, and continued: "But everyone knows that ghosts and ghosts are some kind of phenomenon that science can't explain for the time being. I will laugh at you!"
As soon as Jin Jianglan finished speaking, the live broadcast was flooded with a lot of barrage——
[Reuters is that Zhen Er threw a landmine: Anchor, you are talking nonsense in a serious manner again! 】
[The sun who loves the moon the most throws a landmine: Hahaha every week to see how the anchor opens his eyes and talks nonsense and finds scientific excuses to explain supernatural phenomena XDDD]
[The moon who loves the sun the most throws a landmine: but every time I get hit in the face by sudden supernatural events (sosad)
[I'm a local tyrant, I'm afraid someone throws a deep-water torpedo: anchor, please continue to edit and cheer up hahahahahahaha]
……
Jinjiang Lan is a new host of supernatural adventures. He has broadcast live on the Jinjiang.com live broadcast platform several times. His live broadcast is somewhat different from other live broadcasts of ghost exploration. A physical and chemical phenomenon, tell everyone not to make a fuss.
However... every live broadcast, there will be some unexpected supernatural situations, which makes his "scientific explanation" full of joy of being slapped in the face.
For this kind of unfriendly face-slapping phenomenon, Jin Jianglan didn't show mercy. He extinguished all kinds of supernatural sources without changing his face, and then continued... nonsense.
Therefore, although he has not been an anchor for a long time, he is very popular.
Of course, some of those who came to watch his live broadcast were true fans, some liked to see him being slapped in the face by supernatural phenomena, and some liked to listen to his serious nonsense.The other part is purely to find loopholes, to dismantle the tricks of this anchor, all kinds of thorns.
Jin Jianglan never cared about these things, he just temporarily found a job that he was interested in, so as to reintegrate into this world that he was not used to.
Although only a few months have passed in this world, he has struggled for thousands of years in the main god's space, and recalling it now seems like a lifetime away.
More than three months ago, Jin Jianglan, who had just graduated from university, was involved in a supernatural incident, and was locked up in a small town with 99 other unlucky strangers, and could only leave after living a hundred days.
On the face of it, this is a simple task, but in reality it is not.
This is a cursed small town. All the residents in the town died suddenly overnight, and the cause of death is unknown.But they didn't want to believe that they were dead, and they still wandered around the town, repeating their life on the day they died.
In other words, there are only a hundred of them alive in the town, and the rest of the masses are ghosts.
These ghosts will randomly kill one person at the moment of death every day, one hundred days, one hundred people, no more and no less.
It seems like a deadly situation, but there is also a solution, but every time a solution is found and one person survives, one more person will die the next day, until 100 people are completely dead.
In the final outcome, only Jin Jianglan survived alone.
Before he could heave a sigh of relief, or remember his teammates who had shared weal and woe, he entered a new world—the space of the Lord God.
It turned out that all of this is a test for the selection of reincarnators in the main god's space. Only one person can get the qualification to enter the main god's space, and the rest can only die.
Everyone, including him and Xia Chuyun who was torn to pieces by the evil ghost in the end to save him, are just Gu worms chosen by the main god...
Jin Jianglan was not reconciled, but he couldn't do anything.
Struggling in the space of the main god, performing various tasks in various planes, Jin Jianglan became numb, as if nothing could arouse his interest at all, and there was only one thing in his mind that would not change until death. His obsession—to survive and leave the Lord God's Dimension at all costs.
Jin Jianglan will do whatever it takes to survive.
Fortunately, he succeeded. After turning countless planes beyond recognition, he finally accumulated enough points for redemption, completed the legendary escape mission of ten deaths and no life, and left the space of the main god who eats people but does not spit out bones forever. Only the terrifying legends are left to spread between the space of the Lord God and various planes...
After leaving the reincarnation space, Jin Jianglan chose to continue to live an ordinary life, not only for himself, but also because of Xia Chuyun's last wish.
The only thing that troubled him was that, since he had been out of the world of ordinary people for too long, he seemed a little uncomfortable with this kind of life.
In the days of being a reincarnation, although the tasks are extremely difficult and often close to death, the living conditions are top-notch.Whether it's a top-level cultivation civilization, or a city of silicon-based life and steel, there are only things you can't think of, and there is no master god space that can't do it.
It's been a long time since all the trivial things in life can be done with one thought, and it's really hard for people to go back to the life of doing everything by themselves.
The so-called transition from simplicity to extravagance is easy, but from extravagance to frugality is difficult.
Fortunately, the body that has been fasting for many years does not need to eat or drink, which saves Jin Jianglan from the trouble of being too lazy to eat and drink.
I am used to the domineering life of going out and seeing whoever is not pleasing to the eye, and those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish. Nowadays, it is really difficult to be a law-abiding and good citizen.
Every time he smelled the smell of waste oil food stalls, he always thought of going straight to the stalls and rubbing people into ashes. Fortunately, before doing it, he thought of Xia Chuyun's last wish, so he endured it again and again, but only took the surrounding The gutter oil was turned into ashes and it was stopped.
In order to facilitate work, Jin Jianglan rented a small high-rise with one bedroom and one living room around the company after being admitted by a certain company, and rented it for a year at a stretch.
As a matter of course, an intern like him disappeared for several months for no apparent reason, without any job.
Fortunately, there are still nearly eight months left to rent a house, so he won't be confused when he returns to the real world.
As for who are the relatives and friends... I have struggled for thousands of years on the line of life and death, and I have long forgotten it!
So in the first three days before returning to the real world, Jin Jianglan spent in the rental house.
On the first day when I came back, I racked my brains to recall what kind of social relations and relationships I had before entering the main god's space.
On the second day after returning, Jin Jianglan finally remembered that she had a pair of divorced parents, and by the way, two half-sisters.
On the third day after returning, Jin Jianglan felt that he could not go on like this, it was too decadent!
After reacquainting himself with the computer broadband Internet access, which seemed very old compared to the interstellar world, Jin Jianglan quickly browsed.
It's a pity that the intelligent optical brain that accompanied him in more than a dozen worlds was destroyed in the last battle. Otherwise, it would be so troublesome to connect directly.
Thinking about something, the mouse unconsciously clicked on a link——
live streaming?
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows.
He still knows about webcasting.As the name suggests, it is to apply for a live broadcast room on the online live broadcast platform, and then live broadcast various things to your heart's content.
Live broadcasts of outdoor adventures, cooking and eating, singing and dancing are not new, and there are more wonderful live broadcasts such as chatting up, playing mahjong, cutting nails, and elementary school students attending classes... There are even a few!chest!hair!
Of course, compared with some live love action movies or live shit, counting chest hairs is already within the normal range.
Compared with these wonderful live broadcasts, there are actually quite a few live broadcasts of Tanling, such as graveyard crematoriums, haunted houses, haunted houses, ghost villages, etc., or play with a pen fairy and a dish fairy, and experiment with the ghost method that is widely circulated on the Internet and so on.
In the world where Jin Jianglan lives, there is no such rule that animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and even things like fortune-telling and geomantic omen are listed aboveboard, so no one will catch him who chooses to live broadcast supernatural types.
Before entering the main god space, Jin Jianglan, like most people, thought that these so-called masters were just liars with some skills, but now... Jin Jianglan touched his chin, and he felt that he was the master of masters.
There are quite a few websites that engage in live broadcasting. Although there are not many websites like Jinjiang.com that combine live broadcasting and novels, they are not the only ones. The reason why he chose Jinjiang is entirely because of the name of this website and the first two characters of his name. It's the same.
Jin Jianglan thought, maybe this might be fate.
Although...Jinjiang.com will always smoke, what 404, 502, 503 and the like come out completely blank screen, or you can see the live broadcast but can't speak and refresh the frequency, can't see the live broadcast but can hear the voice, so everyone is in the white Swipe to chat on the screen, you can see the live broadcast but there is no sound, everyone continues to swipe and chat, etc. A series of wonderful draws.
Jin Jianglan felt that he would get used to the pumping.
It's a pity that the main god doesn't seem to see him doing well, and the real world suddenly becomes strange. Every time he broadcasts live, some supernatural species will pop up, such as now.
[Anchor, there is a ghost behind you! 】
[Hahaha, look at the serious expression of the anchor 2333333]
Jin Jianglan also discovered that there was a floating shadow of a translucent humanoid object behind her, and the yin around the shadow showed its identity—the unknown A Piao.
When Jin Jianglan saw the ridicule in the live broadcast room, his expression remained the same, and he dismissed the little ghost that appeared behind him, and then said righteously: "It was an illusion caused by special effects just now, probably from the host station. There is a problem with the position, there is an optical phenomenon, now that the anchor has changed a position, won’t you not be able to see it?”
[2333333333 anchor, you are so cute! 】
【Appeared!Cheats · serious nonsense! 】
[Anchor, don't make trouble 23333 The little devil killed by you will cry!Really cry! 】
Jin Jianglan thinks that being an internet anchor is actually quite interesting.
Jin Jianglan adjusted the direction of the phone camera, "It looks like it has been abandoned for a long time, and weeds are overgrown. It really looks a bit haunted."
"This haunted house is a famous haunted house in Lin City. It is said that 80 years ago, a family of seven lived here, the mistress, the eldest son, the eldest daughter-in-law, the eldest grandson, the younger son, the younger daughter-in-law, and the younger grandson. One day, the hostess died on her own bed, with a smile on her face and a strangely distended abdomen, the doors and windows were locked from the inside, and there was no sign of a second person in the room."
"In the following three days, the remaining six members of the family died one after another in order of age. No matter where they hid, they would finally appear on the bed where the hostess died. Weird smile."
"This case is too weird. The police at that time sent many people into the investigation. Anyone who entered it, no matter who they were, would die within three days. The death pattern was exactly the same as that of the hostess. In the end, they had to classify it as suicide and block the building. No one is allowed in the house."
Jin Jianglan opened the water bottle he carried with him, took a sip of water, and continued: "But everyone knows that ghosts and ghosts are some kind of phenomenon that science can't explain for the time being. I will laugh at you!"
As soon as Jin Jianglan finished speaking, the live broadcast was flooded with a lot of barrage——
[Reuters is that Zhen Er threw a landmine: Anchor, you are talking nonsense in a serious manner again! 】
[The sun who loves the moon the most throws a landmine: Hahaha every week to see how the anchor opens his eyes and talks nonsense and finds scientific excuses to explain supernatural phenomena XDDD]
[The moon who loves the sun the most throws a landmine: but every time I get hit in the face by sudden supernatural events (sosad)
[I'm a local tyrant, I'm afraid someone throws a deep-water torpedo: anchor, please continue to edit and cheer up hahahahahahaha]
……
Jinjiang Lan is a new host of supernatural adventures. He has broadcast live on the Jinjiang.com live broadcast platform several times. His live broadcast is somewhat different from other live broadcasts of ghost exploration. A physical and chemical phenomenon, tell everyone not to make a fuss.
However... every live broadcast, there will be some unexpected supernatural situations, which makes his "scientific explanation" full of joy of being slapped in the face.
For this kind of unfriendly face-slapping phenomenon, Jin Jianglan didn't show mercy. He extinguished all kinds of supernatural sources without changing his face, and then continued... nonsense.
Therefore, although he has not been an anchor for a long time, he is very popular.
Of course, some of those who came to watch his live broadcast were true fans, some liked to see him being slapped in the face by supernatural phenomena, and some liked to listen to his serious nonsense.The other part is purely to find loopholes, to dismantle the tricks of this anchor, all kinds of thorns.
Jin Jianglan never cared about these things, he just temporarily found a job that he was interested in, so as to reintegrate into this world that he was not used to.
Although only a few months have passed in this world, he has struggled for thousands of years in the main god's space, and recalling it now seems like a lifetime away.
More than three months ago, Jin Jianglan, who had just graduated from university, was involved in a supernatural incident, and was locked up in a small town with 99 other unlucky strangers, and could only leave after living a hundred days.
On the face of it, this is a simple task, but in reality it is not.
This is a cursed small town. All the residents in the town died suddenly overnight, and the cause of death is unknown.But they didn't want to believe that they were dead, and they still wandered around the town, repeating their life on the day they died.
In other words, there are only a hundred of them alive in the town, and the rest of the masses are ghosts.
These ghosts will randomly kill one person at the moment of death every day, one hundred days, one hundred people, no more and no less.
It seems like a deadly situation, but there is also a solution, but every time a solution is found and one person survives, one more person will die the next day, until 100 people are completely dead.
In the final outcome, only Jin Jianglan survived alone.
Before he could heave a sigh of relief, or remember his teammates who had shared weal and woe, he entered a new world—the space of the Lord God.
It turned out that all of this is a test for the selection of reincarnators in the main god's space. Only one person can get the qualification to enter the main god's space, and the rest can only die.
Everyone, including him and Xia Chuyun who was torn to pieces by the evil ghost in the end to save him, are just Gu worms chosen by the main god...
Jin Jianglan was not reconciled, but he couldn't do anything.
Struggling in the space of the main god, performing various tasks in various planes, Jin Jianglan became numb, as if nothing could arouse his interest at all, and there was only one thing in his mind that would not change until death. His obsession—to survive and leave the Lord God's Dimension at all costs.
Jin Jianglan will do whatever it takes to survive.
Fortunately, he succeeded. After turning countless planes beyond recognition, he finally accumulated enough points for redemption, completed the legendary escape mission of ten deaths and no life, and left the space of the main god who eats people but does not spit out bones forever. Only the terrifying legends are left to spread between the space of the Lord God and various planes...
After leaving the reincarnation space, Jin Jianglan chose to continue to live an ordinary life, not only for himself, but also because of Xia Chuyun's last wish.
The only thing that troubled him was that, since he had been out of the world of ordinary people for too long, he seemed a little uncomfortable with this kind of life.
In the days of being a reincarnation, although the tasks are extremely difficult and often close to death, the living conditions are top-notch.Whether it's a top-level cultivation civilization, or a city of silicon-based life and steel, there are only things you can't think of, and there is no master god space that can't do it.
It's been a long time since all the trivial things in life can be done with one thought, and it's really hard for people to go back to the life of doing everything by themselves.
The so-called transition from simplicity to extravagance is easy, but from extravagance to frugality is difficult.
Fortunately, the body that has been fasting for many years does not need to eat or drink, which saves Jin Jianglan from the trouble of being too lazy to eat and drink.
I am used to the domineering life of going out and seeing whoever is not pleasing to the eye, and those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish. Nowadays, it is really difficult to be a law-abiding and good citizen.
Every time he smelled the smell of waste oil food stalls, he always thought of going straight to the stalls and rubbing people into ashes. Fortunately, before doing it, he thought of Xia Chuyun's last wish, so he endured it again and again, but only took the surrounding The gutter oil was turned into ashes and it was stopped.
In order to facilitate work, Jin Jianglan rented a small high-rise with one bedroom and one living room around the company after being admitted by a certain company, and rented it for a year at a stretch.
As a matter of course, an intern like him disappeared for several months for no apparent reason, without any job.
Fortunately, there are still nearly eight months left to rent a house, so he won't be confused when he returns to the real world.
As for who are the relatives and friends... I have struggled for thousands of years on the line of life and death, and I have long forgotten it!
So in the first three days before returning to the real world, Jin Jianglan spent in the rental house.
On the first day when I came back, I racked my brains to recall what kind of social relations and relationships I had before entering the main god's space.
On the second day after returning, Jin Jianglan finally remembered that she had a pair of divorced parents, and by the way, two half-sisters.
On the third day after returning, Jin Jianglan felt that he could not go on like this, it was too decadent!
After reacquainting himself with the computer broadband Internet access, which seemed very old compared to the interstellar world, Jin Jianglan quickly browsed.
It's a pity that the intelligent optical brain that accompanied him in more than a dozen worlds was destroyed in the last battle. Otherwise, it would be so troublesome to connect directly.
Thinking about something, the mouse unconsciously clicked on a link——
live streaming?
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows.
He still knows about webcasting.As the name suggests, it is to apply for a live broadcast room on the online live broadcast platform, and then live broadcast various things to your heart's content.
Live broadcasts of outdoor adventures, cooking and eating, singing and dancing are not new, and there are more wonderful live broadcasts such as chatting up, playing mahjong, cutting nails, and elementary school students attending classes... There are even a few!chest!hair!
Of course, compared with some live love action movies or live shit, counting chest hairs is already within the normal range.
Compared with these wonderful live broadcasts, there are actually quite a few live broadcasts of Tanling, such as graveyard crematoriums, haunted houses, haunted houses, ghost villages, etc., or play with a pen fairy and a dish fairy, and experiment with the ghost method that is widely circulated on the Internet and so on.
In the world where Jin Jianglan lives, there is no such rule that animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and even things like fortune-telling and geomantic omen are listed aboveboard, so no one will catch him who chooses to live broadcast supernatural types.
Before entering the main god space, Jin Jianglan, like most people, thought that these so-called masters were just liars with some skills, but now... Jin Jianglan touched his chin, and he felt that he was the master of masters.
There are quite a few websites that engage in live broadcasting. Although there are not many websites like Jinjiang.com that combine live broadcasting and novels, they are not the only ones. The reason why he chose Jinjiang is entirely because of the name of this website and the first two characters of his name. It's the same.
Jin Jianglan thought, maybe this might be fate.
Although...Jinjiang.com will always smoke, what 404, 502, 503 and the like come out completely blank screen, or you can see the live broadcast but can't speak and refresh the frequency, can't see the live broadcast but can hear the voice, so everyone is in the white Swipe to chat on the screen, you can see the live broadcast but there is no sound, everyone continues to swipe and chat, etc. A series of wonderful draws.
Jin Jianglan felt that he would get used to the pumping.
It's a pity that the main god doesn't seem to see him doing well, and the real world suddenly becomes strange. Every time he broadcasts live, some supernatural species will pop up, such as now.
[Anchor, there is a ghost behind you! 】
[Hahaha, look at the serious expression of the anchor 2333333]
Jin Jianglan also discovered that there was a floating shadow of a translucent humanoid object behind her, and the yin around the shadow showed its identity—the unknown A Piao.
When Jin Jianglan saw the ridicule in the live broadcast room, his expression remained the same, and he dismissed the little ghost that appeared behind him, and then said righteously: "It was an illusion caused by special effects just now, probably from the host station. There is a problem with the position, there is an optical phenomenon, now that the anchor has changed a position, won’t you not be able to see it?”
[2333333333 anchor, you are so cute! 】
【Appeared!Cheats · serious nonsense! 】
[Anchor, don't make trouble 23333 The little devil killed by you will cry!Really cry! 】
Jin Jianglan thinks that being an internet anchor is actually quite interesting.
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