The anchor is always slapped in the face

Just after entering the haunted house, he encountered a little ghost, which was not a good sign for science.

If this little ghost was one of the family that died unexpectedly, then there should be six other ghosts waiting for him.

Jin Jianglan is not a Taoist monk, so he doesn't care about hunting and exterminating ghosts at all.When he was struggling to earn points by doing missions in the main god space, he had dealt with ghosts a lot. In order to maximize points, he used ghosts to destroy the world very smoothly.

So, as long as the ghosts of that family don't bother him, he won't go find himself to slap his face. You have to believe in science!

However, when ghosts are about to commit suicide, people cannot stop them.

Taking his mobile phone, Jin Jianglan slowly and earnestly broadcasted the scene around this deserted and abandoned old house, and continued his explanation: "The courtyard wall is too damaged. If there is another red circle on it, it will be It’s more fitting.”

"The yard is messy enough... There is also a well here, which seems to have been dry for a long time. I don't know if there will be Sadako crawling out of it."

Jin Jianglan finished the live broadcast of the situation in the yard unhurriedly, and then walked to the front door: "The wooden door has been tilted, and it looks like it will fall off with a little force, and the lower half is still covered with moss..." He He reached out and touched the wooden door, "It feels very dry, the growth of this moss is very unscientific!"

[Anchor, do you still know how to write the word science! 】

[Just admit it, anchor!Stop using science as an excuse it's just a baby! 】

[23333 Science Jun who was forced to top the tank cried and fainted in the toilet (wax lighting)

Looking at the barrage on the screen, Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows: "Mr. Science is obviously next to me, don't talk nonsense if you don't know! Well, let's continue to open this wooden door and see the inside of this ghost house ..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw a shadow that was much bigger than the little ghost floating out from the wooden door...

Jin Jianglan: "..."

[The anchor was slapped in the face again 23333333]

[The sun loves the moon the most and throws a landmine: Well done GJ, the ghost! 】

Jin Jianglan, who was slapped in the face again, twitched the corners of his mouth. He finally discovered that the ghosts in this haunted house seemed to be more deadly than the ghosts they encountered in the previous live broadcasts.

"This house has been in disrepair for a long time, and it is possible that there is some unknown gas inside." Jin Jianglan quickly found a reason and began to talk nonsense, "I touched this wooden door just now, let the gas and dust inside mix together, and walked along the door The cracks sprang out, coupled with the preconceived concept of a haunted house, so everyone took these irregular figures composed of dust as ghosts, which is a psychological suggestion, just clean it up, look!"

Jin Jianglan took out a tissue from his pocket, "wiped" it casually twice, and the poor ghost disappeared without a trace.

【Jiuyi Throws a Landmine: Lighting the Wax for the Poor Ghost Who Was Wrathed by the Host】

[Ye Qiuchen threw a landmine: Every time I see the host milk teeth cruelly treating ghosts, I can't help but 2333333333]

"Now that it's been wiped clean, we can safely open the wooden door and enter the interior to continue exploring." Jin Jianglan rubbed the tissue into a ball, then threw it into the garbage bag that he carried with him, "Although this The ghost house has not been taken care of for many years, and it is dirty everywhere, but we can’t just throw garbage around. In this kind of place where there are no garbage bins, it is the best choice to carry a garbage bag with you.”

[The anchor is so cute! 】

[One way anchor is so cute!The anchor who speaks civility and does not litter is also cute! 】

[Hahahahahaha threw a grenade: Mengmeng's anchor, mememememememe~]

Landmines, grenades, and rocket launchers are all unique to Jinjiang.com. Jinjiang’s novel website and Jinjiang’s live broadcast platform are all common. Using soft sister coins for exchange is also the affirmation of readers and fans for the author and anchor.

Jin Jianglan likes to watch the bullet screens in the live broadcast room, whether it is joking, finding fault, or meaningless, he likes it very much.

No wonder when he was in the space of the main god, when he saw other people being submissive to him, he was terrified. Occasionally, there were a few who didn't see the situation clearly and were more arrogant than himself, so Jin Jianglan wanted to pinch them to death; He was still not very happy when he destroyed the mission plane.

Now he finally understands, it turns out that no one appreciates it!

Thinking about it, the reincarnated people in the main god's space are afraid of him, so it's strange to appreciate him!And for those planes that have been messed up by him, how could the natives appreciate his approach?It would be nice not to hate to commit suicide attacks!

Jin Jianglan seriously reflected on his past, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with destroying the plane at every turn.

After thinking about it, he still felt that it was not his fault, but that people in other worlds did not understand his art.

Look, in the real world, aren't his fans all clamoring for him to kill ghosts?

Therefore, it is the people in the world he lives in who know how to appreciate it best!

After such an analysis, Jin Jianglan became more and more sure that he was normal.

Once upon a time, Jin Jianglan was also a normal human being with three normal views, and also had a heart of goodness. He would never agree with the idea of ​​destroying the world, but all this was distorted by the struggle to survive in the space of the Lord God Another look.

However, Jin Jianglan doesn't think that his thinking has changed. He thinks that from the beginning to the end, he thinks so.

Jin Jianglan pushed open the half-hanging wooden door, and the mobile phone camera clearly broadcast the situation inside.

"The furniture and living utensils in the house are still there, and the scene is very messy. We can imagine how the family escaped from the house in a panic, and basically didn't have time to pack anything." He walked to the table and stretched out I scratched it with my index finger, "The dust on the table is very thick, the color... is very dirty, and it is true that no one has come in for many years."

Taking out a paper towel and wiping her index finger clean, Jin Jianglan continued to live broadcast the situation in the room.

The ground is messy, the thickness of the dust is as thick as one footstep, and all kinds of boxes and sundries are piled up randomly, which fully shows how flustered the former owner of this house was when he left.It can be said that they didn't dare to take anything away, for fear of being entangled by ghosts, but even so, they couldn't escape the fate of death.

"This is the kitchen. You can observe what the kitchen looked like 80 years ago."

Jin Jianglan walked around the entire first floor, and did not encounter any more supernatural face-slapping incidents, so he walked up the stairs leading to the second floor.

"You can see that the dust distribution on the stairs is very even, and no one has stepped on it for at least a year."

[23333 anchor is telling bad jokes again]

[I don’t know if others dare to go, anyway, if I am timid, I must not dare _(:з"∠)_]

Jin Jianglan stepped on the wooden stairs, and the wooden boards under his feet creaked, as if he was trying to bear his weight, and suddenly went on strike at some point.

"This staircase has been around for a long time. It has not been carefully maintained, and it is close to being scrapped." Jin Jianglan continued to go upstairs cautiously, "Fortunately, I am not so heavy, otherwise I will be ashamed if I step on the air. So everyone must not learn from me, come in Dangerous buildings are dangerous."

"The second floor is the bedroom. The master bedroom on the far left belongs to the first mistress who died that year. It is said that after the mistress died strangely, the furnishings in this room have not been touched, and no one has been touched since then." Dare to enter. After many years, you can smell a strong musty smell as soon as you open the door."

Jin Jianglan strode into the room, took the mobile phone and continued the live broadcast, and then pointed the camera at the double bed in the room: "This bed is where the mistress died strangely."

"The windows and the door are locked tightly, and there is no trace of anyone else entering the room. The hostess at that time was lying on this bed with a bulging belly and a weird smile on her face. She was dead..." Jinjiang Lan The voice is getting lower and lower, coupled with the darkened sky, there is an atmosphere of telling ghost stories.

"Just like today..." Just as everyone held their breath involuntarily and listened to his story, suddenly...

"what--"

There was a scream, obviously not Jin Jianglan's.

On the double bed that was said to be dead, a humanoid object suddenly fell from above, which fits Jin Jianglan's ghost story very well.

Jin Jianglan, who felt that the atmosphere was disturbed: "..."

He looked at it coldly in a not-so-good mood, as if... still an acquaintance?

[Then what is that ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Zombie? ! w (Д) w]

【How is this ghost an entity Σ(っ°Д°;)っ】

[That's a... person? Σ(°△°|||)︴]

【Arranged by the host?Or did it accidentally fall from the construction above? 】

[It should be a person, but... why is this person so familiar?I seem to have seen it somewhere...]

[What about construction?Although it is a dilapidated building, the ceiling above is very complete, there are no holes, and there are no Tibetans!But I also think it looks familiar... Could it be a starlet? ? ? 】

[Hey, why is the screen black?Jinjiang smoked again? 】

[I think, maybe the anchor turned off the live broadcast? ? 】

That's right, after the unknown boy appeared, Jin Jianglan resolutely withdrew from the live broadcast.

He silently looked at the brown-haired boy who suddenly appeared in front of him, and his heart was already overwhelmed by WTF.

Apparently, he did know the brown-haired boy in front of him, and he was not familiar with it.Back then, when he was a reincarnator, he had done a pretty big job in the world where he lived as a teenager, and almost blew up the whole earth. Fortunately, the foundation of the world was very solid, so he didn't let him die. Another plane was destroyed.But even so, that world has been tossed beyond recognition by him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, this is the boy's name.

When Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was thrown dizzily, saw Jin Jianglan's face, he immediately moved back in fright: "Jin Jin Jin Jin Jin Jiang Lan?!"

Jin Jianglan held his forehead silently in his heart, but on the surface he looked calm, as if he was not shaken by the appearance of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"It's been a long time, Mr. Pengelie Judai, Mr. Sawada Tsunayoshi." He raised the corners of his lips slightly, "Welcome to my world."