When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

Xu Changmao didn't come to class, he finally got injured, so he should take a good rest.

He didn't come, but there was an explosion in the school.

In the middle of the night, the school's official account uploaded a shocking article, which spread wildly among teachers and students.

""Little G was bullied, the contemporary Lei Feng used one-on-ten to save people bravely"...I beg the old iron to help repost, find the contact information of the hero in the photo, and repay the life-saving grace [hands together]."

"Ah, this back is so handsome!"

Several girls gathered together, chatting about the blurred figure in the photo.

"But why does this figure look familiar?"

"I also feel like..."

The girls turned their heads at the same time and searched in the back row.

On the one near the back door, apart from Nan Wuhang, who didn't care much, there was no sleeping Xu Xiaomiao.

"Xu Changmao has a bad temper and selfishness, it can't be him!"

"It doesn't matter, let's comment on the last sentence first, and let that little G confirm it by himself."

Among the "ahh..." and "so touching" water reviews, a piece of useful information finally appeared.

The whole grade was blown up, and the likes and comments pushed this up.

Class [-] grass: Xu Changmao, just the thorn in Class [-]?Am I handsome?

The cp I’m talking about is all real: Xu Changmao is very handsome and easy to cut, if it’s really him, he’d be too A, the irritable scumbag attacking* will be weak when pushed.

False one penalty ten: pure 1 feeling, Xu Changmao like 0.

Class 1,0: What is [-], [-]? Is it as handsome as me?

The cp I'm talking about is all true: when two subjects meet, there must be an attack, I don't care, the [-]-word fan art has already been reserved.

Xueba Yang: Everyone, it's off the building.

The heated online discussion washed away after the morning class.

Everyone went home for lunch with a heavy head.

In the third year of senior high school, the new course is basically over. In the remaining year, you have to chew and swallow what you have learned, and then spread it on the last graduation test paper. Then the high school time is over, and the new unknown university is full of expectations and tension. Life is on.

Nan Wuhang is very yearning for university and the coming-of-age ceremony, so he works harder than anyone else.

The home is far away from the school, so Nan Wuhang casually eats outside and goes back to the classroom to rest at noon.

The empty classroom was very quiet.

Nan Wuhang took out his phone and swiped around, and saw the articles and comments below that exploded in the school post bar.

The corner of his mouth twitched, Nan Wuhang typed quickly, and replied emphatically.

This user has no name yet: Xu Changmao is straight.

His innocuous reply was quickly overwhelmed by the quick comments.

"Student, is Xu Changmao in this class?"

Nan Wuhang turned his head and ran into the little girl G who was crying in the corner last night.

"Hey, it's you!"

Hua Xixi strode forward, sat excitedly on Xu Changmao's seat, and put her hand on Nan Wuhang's shoulder.

Nan Wuhang shook Hua Xixi's hand without hiding his disgust, and stepped back a good distance.

He replied bluntly: "Xu Changmao didn't come, you can come to him in a few days."

"It's okay, it's the same if I find you, you are all my saviors."

Hua Xixi was very excited after seeing Nanwuhang, probably due to a congenital lack of androgen, so she was very hungry for a strong A like Nanwuhang who was full of hormones.

"You're welcome, go behind the door."

Feeling Hua Xixi's gaze, Nan Wuhang was a degree colder than before.

Hua Xixi persevered: "Then this is for you, the fruit I made myself, please be sure to accept it."

Nanwuhang took the exquisite box: "Well, let's go."

It's kind of cold, but I like it!

Hua Xixi had a dejected look on her face, but she revealed a bit of joy in her frustration, and a little persistence in her joy, she twisted her waist and left the classroom.

Nan Wuhang threw the box on Xu Changmao's table and stool, and went to the toilet to pee.

When I saw the legendary Xu Changmao again, it was already three days later.

"Am I handsome again? Why do they all look at me?"

Xu Changmao took out a small mirror and brushed his hair, then asked Rongsheng and Amuer who came to greet him.

"You don't know, you're almost an idol, and you even have your own fanart."

Amur clicked on a tag on the forum, and held it in front of Xu Changmao's mirror.

#许你一生色华# The little wild cat of the sick prince

#许你一生色华#The Legend of the Rebirth of the Cat Demon

#许你一生色华#Xu Changmao, come back quickly, your Xixi has not been satisfied for three days!

"My Xixi?" Xu Changmao asked with a black face.

"The beautiful love story between the great hero Xu Changmao and the little girl G Hua Xixi, ah, the hero saves the beauty, it's so touching!" Amur pretended to be moved, and deliberately teased Xu Changmao.

Rongsheng pushed him: "Don't talk nonsense."

Xu Changmao goldfish remembered and didn't bother to think about it, so he punched Amur: "I hear you're getting hot here."

Depressed all the way, Xu Changmao returned to the classroom.

"Damn, what kind of shit smell!" As soon as he sat down, Xu Changmao was so smoked that he jumped.

Nan Wuhang glanced at the past and paused with interest.

Xu Changmao took out three big boxes of strange things from the desk and stool, and the stench permeated half of the classroom.

"Ugh, who stuffed feces into my table and stool, and used such a beautiful box to confuse who!"

Xu Changmao threw it into the trash can angrily.

The girls from class three quickly occupied the tag.

#云把猫# Grumpy kitten blows up online.

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Xu Xiaomiao is under the body: love, love, it is exactly as written.

Xu Xiaomiao is riding on her body: I ​​want to lick cats so much!

Reply: 99+

"After school at noon, it seems that someone came out through the back door."

Nan Wuhang said without blushing.

"Fuck, don't let me catch him!"

Xu Changmao quickly dialed the phone number: "Mom, I won't be going home for lunch today."

"I want to go to the Internet cafe again! No way!"

On the other end of the phone, Lin Huifang's scolding sound passed through the network cable and echoed in the back row for a long time.

"Mom, don't be like this..." Xu Changmao walked out of the classroom in embarrassment.

There was a burst of laughter from the back row.

After grinding for a while, Xu Changmao happily returned to the classroom.

Yu Nanwuhang said: "Hey, thank you for reminding me."

"You're welcome."

Nan Wuhang's mouth inadvertently pulled a smile, and then it disappeared in a flash.

By noon, Xu Changmao became more and more excited, and when everyone was gone, he nestled up behind the door, ready to wait and tear the bitch with his hands.

Sure enough, not long after, a figure wandered into the classroom, sitting on Xu Changmao's stool blatantly.

"Boy, it was you who stuffed sh into my hole...how could it be you!"

Xu Changmao blocked the back door, wanting to catch a turtle in an urn, but he didn't expect to meet an old face.

Hua Xixi was good-looking, the top among the boys, and the outstanding among the girls, Xu Changmao had an impression.

"Benefactor, you... you are back." Hua Xixi stammered, forgetting about Xu Changmao.

Seeing the exact same box in Hua Xixi's hand, Xu Changmao felt nauseated again, subconsciously dodging away.

"What's the matter with you? You are ungrateful, and you will repay your kindness with revenge?"

"Your name is Xu Changmao, right?" Hua Xixi calmed down and re-acquainted, "I'm Hua Xixi from Class [-], and I'm here to repay your favor."

As he spoke, he handed over the box in his hand: "This is the fruit soup I made, to relieve you from the heat."

"It turns out that the Xixi uploaded on the Internet is you."

Xu Changmao took the box, unceremoniously opened it and ate a few pieces of dragon fruit, smashed it and replied: "That's fine, go back if you have nothing to do."

Hua Xixi glanced at Nan Wuhang's location, but didn't leave.

"Brother Xu, Brother Hang didn't come at noon today?"

"Brother Hang?"

It was the first time Xu Changmao heard that there was such a brother in his class, it was so funny.

"You are at the same table, Nanwuhang."

"Damn, then how do I know."

Xu Changmao vomited a watermelon seed, then buried himself in playing with his phone again.

Hua Xixi was disappointed and left towards the back door.

At the door, Nanwuhang, who came back half an hour later than usual, appeared.

"Brother Hang, you're back!" Hua Xixi happily grabbed Nan Wuhang's arm.

Before Nanwuhang refused, Xu Changmao, who was immersed in the game, turned around.

"Okay, I know you like me, don't pester me anymore, although I don't care about one more person who likes me, but you'd better restrain yourself and see what everyone tells us!"

Xu Changmao was so earnest that he was so moved.

"Okay, go back if you have nothing to do. Also, don't give me this kind of thing in the future. I'm not here these days, and I keep giving it to me. The summer is so rotten, it's rotten into a pile of shit."

Hua Xixi stared at his big Kazilan eyes and was stunned.

Nan Wuhang skipped over Hua Xixi and sat down.

Xu Chang Maochong hiccupped and gave Nan Wuhang a piece of watermelon: "Do you want to eat?"

Nan Wuhang bit into the watermelon, it was so smooth and sweet.

"Fuck, is it disgusting or not, you can eat it yourself!"

Xu Changmao threw away the fork and played another game.

This time, Hua Xixi went back crying.