When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

On Wednesday, all grades are routinely cleaned, which is Xu Changmao's favorite activity at school.

Because, you can do nothing.

"Even G is in love with me, oh my goddamn charm."

Xu Changmao sat on the steps, holding a mirror to practice the posture of a mature man.

"I think you are destined to suck this kind of little boy. Girls won't like you."

Amur lit a cigarette, hesitating.

"Why can't it, I can eat both men and women, okay?" Xu Changmao said nonchalantly.

"You forgot that girl with big buttocks who chased you the year before last was scolded and cried by you because her skirt didn't reach her knees."

"I'm doing it for her own good. Fortunately, I met me. If it's another man, something will happen to her being so coquettish."

Amur poked Xu Changmao with a smirk: "She is like that, she just wants to do something with you."

"Damn, she wants to sleep with me!"

"Smart, it's been a year, and the brain reacts really fast." Amur gave a thumbs up.

"Fuck off your sister, give me one."

Xu Changmao reached out for the cigarettes in Amur's pocket, and pinched his little brother in retaliation.

"Fuck, are you jealous that I'm not as big as me?"

Amur threw the lighter to Xu Changmao, clutching his trousers in pain.

"You are the biggest, and your whole family is big." Xu Changmao lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

Rong Sheng came over with three bottles of cold drinks, and bumped into two bad students who were spitting out clouds and fog, and they were standing brightly on the steps to fight.

"Smoking is bad for your health." Rong Sheng persuaded him as soon as he came up.

"I won't smoke anymore." Amur pinched half of his cigarette, and went to pick up the cold drink with a smile.

Xu Changmao didn't take it seriously, took a bottle from Rongsheng's hand with a cigarette in his mouth, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Thank you, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first."

"Hey, is the injury on your arm healed?" Rong Sheng shouted anxiously.

Xu Changmao has long since disappeared.

"The health committee member from his class is here, and this coward slipped away in fear." Amur pouted to signal Rongsheng.

Rong Sheng still couldn't lift his spirits, and nodded listlessly: "I'm going to clean up."

Amur withdrew his laughter and said, "Xiaosheng, my aunt is cooking tonight, so let me invite you to come over for dinner."

Rong Sheng's pupils dilated, and his hands clenched into fists.

"I want to have dinner with grandpa, so I won't go."

"Auntie really wants you to come."

"no need."

Rong Sheng quickened his pace and went down the steps.

Amur rubbed his hair frantically behind him, and threw the box of Zhonghua cigarettes into the trash can.

Xu Changmao took several turns and fought a guerrilla war with health commissioner Chen Hong.

Otherwise, he, one of the few men who is as precious as a giant panda, will be a coolie.

"Xu Changmao! I saw you, come here!"

The more afraid of something, the more something, a sharp soprano sounded behind her.

If you don't run now, when will you run?

Xu Changmao didn't turn his head back, and Sa Yazi ran away.

"Xu Changmao! Will you be exhausted to carry buckets of water!"

Chen Hong persevered and chased after him.

I believe in your evil, today is a bucket of water, and in the future we will have to carry it again and again for cleaning, Xu Changmao thought to himself.

"Let me do it."

Nan Wuhang, who was sweeping the floor, yelled in a moderate voice, which just reached Xu Changmao's ears.

Xu Changmao stopped and looked back for the sound.

Chen Hong had already handed the bucket to Nan Wuhang and glanced at Xu Changmao.

"Student Nan is tall and handsome. He studies well and is heart-warming. Unlike some people, he is lazy and has a bad temper. He never brings textbooks to class!"

Chen Hong's voice was thin and high, and it spread to the second floor of the teaching building. One after another, they poked their heads down, thinking that there was a quarrel.

"Student Nan, you are so kind, thank you for your hard work."

Chen Hong patted Nan Wuhang on the shoulder, gave Xu Changmao another look, and left.

"Nan Wuhang, what do you mean by that? Don't you usually have a dead face, don't be so active just to step on me."

Xu Changmao stepped forward and kicked the bucket.

"Try another kick." Nan Wuhang threw the bucket in front of Xu Changmao.

The foot that Xu Changmao was about to raise came down: "Why should I listen to you?"

Nanwuhang no longer entangled, picked up the bucket to fetch water.

Hey!

Xu Changmao was so angry that he quarreled with Nanwuhang, just like a boxer who looked like a sumo wrestler doing Tai Chi, unable to use his strength, he turned a corner and returned to himself.

Kicking off the plastic bottle at his feet, Xu Changmao went home early.

Chen Hong is an active member of the eight women group, and soon spread the great achievements of Nanwuhang to the whole class, even the class next door.

Nanwuhang was already handsome and eye-catching, the girls secretly inquired, but Nanwuhang was indestructible, no one dared to approach him after so long.

After the incident of carrying water, Nanwuhang's reputation reversed, from a paralyzed face to a warm boy, and he studied well, taking notes more meticulously than girls.

As soon as get out of class, the once cold palace turned into Kunning Palace, and the back row became hot because of Nanwuhang.

"What are you beeping, shut up for me!"

Xu Changmao woke up from his sleep, his temper was extremely bad.

"It's get out of class time, why can't we talk!"

Chen Hong charged forward first, and faced Xu Changmao.

Xu Changmao shuddered when he heard Chen Hong's sharp voice and ferocious face.

Arguing with girls is simply courting death.

Kicking down the stool, Xu Changmao slammed the door and left.

"Student Nan, leave him alone and continue talking."

Chen Hong put on a pure and gentle face for a second, and looked at Nan Wuhang adoringly.

Nan Wuhang circled around, and the girls from the half shift came, which was indeed quite noisy.

"I have to sort out the content of the class after class. I don't have time to give lectures. These are my notes. The steps to solve the problems are very detailed. I can pass them on to you. It may be helpful."

Nan Wuhang brought the notes to Chen Hong: "Then let's start with you."

Chen Hong was holding the notebook, so moved that she was at a loss, and almost kissed the notebook in front of Nan Wuhang.

"Thank you Nan, I will take a serious look."

Chen Hong excitedly held the note and went back to the front row.

The rest of the girls complained and dispersed, and the back row became quiet again.

……Fake

"Brother Hang, do you have time? I have something to tell you."

Hua Xixi twitched and entered the stage one after another.

Nan Wuhang took a deep breath: "Come with me."

In the warehouse behind the teaching building.

Xu Changmao jumped onto the stacked planks and listened to loud heavy metal music to relieve his boredom.

While enjoying it, two figures came to the secret base.

"Brother Hang, I really can't help it, I like you."

Hua Xixi was fierce as soon as she came up, and immediately hugged Nan Wuhang.

So explosive!

Xu Changmao turned off the music, and crawled forward to eat melons.

"Why the two of them?" Xu Changmao muttered in a low voice, "Didn't Miss G like me?"

"I don't like you." Nanwuhang refused flatly.

"I know you don't like me, but can you give me a chance?"

"No."

"Brother Hang, I know you are a straight man, I will fuck you, it will definitely make you happy."

Hua Xixi's hands dishonestly slid onto Nan Wuhang's lower body.

"Let go!"

"Brother Hang, you are also a man, and there will always be needs. If you feel tired, you can sit down and I will give you a mouth."

Nan Wuhang held Hua Xixi's wrist, moved it aside, and replied with a cold face: "Disgusting."

Then he walked away without looking back.

Hua Xixi broke down and cried loudly, and shouted towards the empty front: "I'm not disgusting, I just like you!"

Then ran away crying.

Xu Changmao on the wooden board shocked Sanguan, and immediately took out his mobile phone to call Amur.

"Wood, guess what I saw."

"Your handsome face." The other end of the phone was extremely perfunctory.

"No, I saw Nan Wuhang being touched a few times."

"What!" Now, Amur became excited, "He's fighting outside? It's just a matter of finishing get out of class? Could it be the Miaoshenan?"

"Fuck, gossip is not about you!"

"Didn't you call??!"

Xu Changmao returned to the topic: "I saw Hua Xixi confessed his love to him. You don't know that Nan Wuhang's face at that time was almost as black as coal."

"Hua Xixi? Doesn't Miss G like you?"

"Who knows why he has moved on? Maybe he thinks I'm too good for him to climb up."

"Go away, just for this matter, I hang up."

"Don't tell me, let me tell you, I thought of a good way to deal with Nanwuhang. I saw that Nanwuhang disgusted Hua Xixi, so I decided to play G to disgust him."

"Aren't you afraid that he will beat you violently?"

"Then I'll disgust him before I die."

"If you hurt the enemy one thousand, you will hurt eight hundred. Take care of yourself, don't bend yourself into a mosquito-repellent incense."

"Wood, you actually..." Xu Changmao pretended to be amazed.

"What's wrong?" Amur took the bait.

"You can use idioms!"

"roll……"