When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

"Old Xu, I found that our son is a bit strange recently."

When Xu Hongji heard this, he immediately closed the newspaper and sat up: "What's wrong with meow?"

"When I was collecting his school uniform yesterday, I found a very long note in my pocket. It wrote about how to impress someone you like, as well as the skills of a first date. It was densely written, but it was serious."

"Could it be that he is in a relationship? My God, this kid has finally come to his senses. He hasn't been close to women for so many years. I thought he liked men."

Xu Changmao opened the newspaper again, and happily followed the news that he was reading: "The boy becomes a young man, boldly chasing after male colleagues"

"Then what if he's chasing a boy?"

In the huge living room, there was only a crisp sound of newspapers being torn.

"It's getting late, I'm going to cook."

Taking back the newspaper that was broken in half, Xu Hongji went to the back kitchen.

"This strange old man in the cave at the top of the mountain is old, and he still can't let go." Lin Huifang muttered.

"Nanwuhang, I have something to tell you."

"..."

"Nanwuhang, why are you ignoring people, I really have something to tell you urgently."

Nan Wuhang glanced at Xu Changmao: "I'm endorsing, I'll talk about it after the self-study."

"Oh."

Seeing that Nanwu Hangguang didn't make a sound, Xu Changmao thought he was distracted.

It's strange to say that Xu Changmao, who seldom goes to morning self-study, is sitting in his seat very obediently these days, and he is still looking at something in his hand.

"Let's have a meal together."

As soon as the bell rang, Xu Changmao hurriedly stopped Nanwuhang.

"I don't like to eat with people I don't know well, so just speak up when you have something to say." Nan Wuhang replied coldly.

Your uncle!I don't want to have dinner with strangers yet! !

Cursing in his heart, Xu Changmao was still very kind and said, "Then what, my words are very long, let's sit down and chat slowly."

Nan Wuhang was suspicious and didn't move.

"Oh, why are you so stupid, I can't eat you, so why don't you have a meal with me?"

Xu Changmao grabbed Nan Wuhang's arm and dragged him to the cafeteria.

In fact, as long as Nanwuhang doesn't want to, ten cows can't pull it, let alone a mere Xu Xiaomiao.

"Today, I'll tell you what to say." Xu Changmao mumbled with a deep-fried dough stick in his mouth.

Nan Wuhang scooped up the porridge, but Xu Changmao could sing a play by himself anyway.

"As long as you can raise my final grades to the top 400 in the class department, the grievances between us will be canceled in the future."

"Come on, let's replace wine with porridge, it's a deal."

"Come, come, don't eat it, touch one."

Nan Wuhang raised his head and looked at Xu Changmao like a fool.

"Why, you don't want to?"

Nanwuhang: "I don't want to."

"Why, it's such a good opportunity to get close to you... to make friends, don't study alone all day, you will learn crazy, relax properly, you can not only help your classmates, but also consolidate your knowledge, and more importantly, you As long as you help me, I won't bother you in the future, and I will do what I say."

Xu Changmao patted his chest and promised.

Nan Wuhang relaxed.

Xu Changmao relayed again: "You can teach me between classes and after school, and I won't disturb your study time."

"I want to work after school." Nan Wuhang hesitated.

"Then I'll wait for you on the small bench in the shop."

Xu Changmao also tried his best to get close to Nan Wuhang, forgetting that he was about to become a puffer fish on that small bench.

There are more than 600 students in the third-level department of high school. Excluding those who don’t study much, and excluding those who are planning to go abroad, there are about 500 students.

Learning is nothing more than a few major courses, Chinese endorsement comprehension, mathematical formulas, English for nothing, Xu Changmao's other independent courses are all liberal arts, and the three months before the end of the semester are enough.

"Okay, but I have conditions." Nanwu Hang agreed.

Xu Changmao sat up straight in shock: "What conditions!"

"Everything is under my arrangement during the study period. The tasks I assign to you must be completed, or the cooperation will be terminated immediately."

"Okay, it's a deal." Xu Changmao agreed without thinking, come on, let's have a toast, and we'll start working together. "

Xu Changmao picked up a pot of porridge soup with barely visible rice grains, and waited for a clink of glasses.

"Childish." Nan Wuhang said with disgust, and continued to scramble fried rice with eggs.

What are you pretending to be!

Xu Changmao secretly rolled his eyes, and poured rice soup in one gulp.

"Brother Hang, this is the protein milk powder I made, you study so hard, add some nutrition."

Hua Xixi took a delicate glass bottle and sat directly beside Nan Wuhang.

Nanwu Hangli ignored it.

"Brother Hang, I won't do anything to you until you promise me, but please don't refuse my kindness, okay."

Hua Xixi frowned, her eyes were full of tears, and she was about to cry.

Xu Changmao sighed in his heart, the rank is really high!

"I'm full." Nan Wuhang stood up and said to Xu Changmao, "Come back quickly after you finish eating. I'll make a list of books and tasks for you."

After speaking, he left the restaurant without looking back.

Hua Xixi's clouded eye sockets suddenly dried up, and she was about to throw the bottle into the trash can.

"Don't mind, what a waste." Xu Changmao stopped him, "He's already grown up like this, so don't give it to him, I've suffered a bit and drank it."

Hua Xixi stared at Xu Changmao.

On weekdays, I only remember his handsome appearance, but upon closer inspection, he looks really top-notch, with a small face and messy hair, but he doesn't speak, it's definitely a good little temptation.

"Whatever you want."

Not knowing where the hostility came from, Hua Xixi left angrily without saying a word.

Xu Changmao didn't pay any attention to it, took out a straw, and went back to the classroom with milk in his mouth.

It didn't take long for Nanwuhang to list two full sheets of paper.

"Fill in the vacant textbooks according to this book list, and stick this task list on the table. This is the task you need to complete every day."

Nanwuhang usually doesn't talk much, but when it comes to teaching, he is very serious.

Xu Changmao agreed perfunctorily.

"Let's start with mathematics and see your...knowledge level."

Nan Wuhang opened the exercise and pointed to a most basic trigonometric function problem.

Xu Changmao leaned over: "What is this symbol that looks like a stool?"

Blinking his big eyes, Xu Changmao asked Nan Wuhang curiously.

Nan Wuhang squeezed out a sound from between his teeth: "π"

"There is such a Chinese character, I am really ignorant."

As he spoke, he took another big mouthful of milk. He had just received new knowledge and needed to replenish his brain.

"You..." Nan Wuhang pointed at Xu Changmao and asked doubtfully, "Have you graduated from junior high school?"

"Nonsense, can I go to high school without graduating from junior high school, hahaha, you are so funny."

"Are you sure?" Nan Wuhang pressed.

Xu Changmao closed his mouth with a dry smile, and confessed honestly: "I didn't go to junior high school. After I came out of Shaolin Temple, I was directly airdropped into Mingyang."

Nanwuhang: "..."

"You have already promised me, you can't go back on it!" Xu Changmao said confidently.

Nan Wuhang sighed deeply, his clenched fists creaked, tore up the task list for Xu Changmao, and began to talk from a circle...

Nan Wuhang's lectures were very detailed and...gentle. Xu Changmao looked at the little stool and the symbols became friendly. After eating, he not only understood the origin of π, but also memorized several sets of trigonometric function formulas, and solved it by the way. That most basic question.

A non-inking brat who miraculously compares those little math symbols.