It's not illegal

After the biggest secret was revealed, one person and one bird seemed to have taken a step forward emotionally, at least they could go to work together affectionately again.

When Du Ling landed on Xiao Li's outstretched arm waiting for him to stop, what he was thinking was to trust in people's hearts one last time, and to believe that this stupid wooden face in his bones would not betray him.

——Anyway, he who opened his mouth as a monster and shut his mouth as a fairy is quite crazy in the eyes of normal people. It is useless to swipe his face card for things like stopping the drug and being discharged from the hospital, so no one should dislike anyone.

Working the night shift in a convenience store is actually a good job for you to catch fish naturally, because although there will be people who stay up late to buy late-night snacks and receive the goods on the shelves, most of the time the entire space belongs to the cashier alone.

In the past Xiao Li would use these alone time to read books, but today he used it to deal with Du Ling's [-] whys.

Although he doesn't talk much, he knows everything when he answers questions.

So Du Ling knew not only the current situation that human cultivators are withering and monster cultivators are flourishing at a time when scientific beliefs are prevalent, but also that monsters are no longer satisfied with becoming spirits and scaring people. The formal government departments affiliated with the Huaxia government have built-in legislative bodies, law enforcement agencies, supervisory agencies, and academic exchange agencies, etc., which are very complete.

And the so-called "Mortal Standard Law" is to stipulate the basic rules for the activities of monsters among human beings. With the four basic principles of not eating people, not scaring people, not deceiving people, and not being known, everyone is urged to hide their special characteristics according to the law. to maintain social stability and solidarity.

There were a lot of them, until the first wave of young white-collar workers came to buy breakfast and hot coffee at dawn.

I don't know if it's true or not, but after hearing it, Du Ling felt that his brain ached and most people couldn't make it up, so he could only sigh that you city monsters really know how to play.

However, although the social structure of the demon club players is no different from that of human beings, this is of no benefit to Du Ling. Xiao Li does not suggest that he spread the secret of the human soul and demon body at all.

As if he was worried that Du Ling might misunderstand, after seeing off the first wave of customers, he frowned slightly and carefully explained: "Although Tiandao is very tolerant towards the initial stage of demon cultivators, after all, the catastrophe of transformation is a narrow escape, and there are still many demon races who envy it." Humans are born with spirits. It’s just that the demon soul and the human body cannot be smoothly integrated. If your situation is known to the big demon who has the intention to do so, I’m afraid..."

There is no need for a heavy hammer to beat the drum, and a smart person will naturally understand what it means when it comes to this.

"Don't talk about it! Master, such an outstanding boy, will be admired by thousands of people everywhere." Master Bird raised his head chicly and shook the tears that did not exist on his face, pretending to be sad.

Whether exposed in the human world or in the world of monsters, they will be arrested and dissected for research. Even humans can use parrots to fool them. The monsters are really dangerous. Alas, La Hong’s life is so difficult. He can’t admit it. what!

"?" Xiao Li was stunned, his pair of deep, pitch-black phoenix eyes were rarely in a daze, obviously he couldn't understand what was going on.

#On the communication barrier between an Internet addicted youth and a deep mountain monk#

"Cough, I mean, I understand that if you are different from others, you'd better hide yourself better, which is considered common sense in the human world." It's also very lonely that the people who listened to the joke didn't get it at all, and Du Ling was a little embarrassed. Clearing my throat, I feel that I have a long way to go.

In fact, the most urgent thing now is not that he should learn how to be a monster, but that Comrade Xiao Li should learn how to be a normal modern person.

Thinking about how he has been eating his food without saying thank you, Du Ling feels that he has finally found the best way to repay this selfless friendship. As an old driver in the aspect of being an ordinary person (...), he can definitely Well (delete) train (delete) educate the other party, and help him become a good young man in the new era who has humor, integrity, wifi, and money to spend.

It was such a happy decision——

To be honest, he is really fed up with the days when there is no internet, no TV, or even a cooking pot at home, and he can’t cook instant noodles and add ham and eggs!

"Comrade Xiao Li." Du Ling tightened his feathers and straightened his body, trying to make his parrot shell look more serious: "You said before that you came to the world to practice, right? But I think you have not integrated into society at all in this state , There is no exercise effect at all. You live so differently from ordinary young people, so strange that the police even suspect you of being a psychopath.”

He is talking nonsense in a serious manner. Anyway, it is alarmist. If the goal is achieved, it is better not to care about the process.

"You also know that I used to be a human being, so why don't I show you how normal people actually live?"

After sealing the lower realm, he was at a loss for this mortal world, which was completely different from the records of the school's classics, so he could only ponder it quietly by himself. Xiao Li, who felt powerless, was instantly moved by this thoughtful suggestion.

Although doing so may not conform to the rules of cultivating one's heart in the world, but seeing Du Ling shrinking there, obedient, fluffy and white, with a pair of bright round eyes looking at him expectantly, how could it be possible? Have the heart to refuse?

"Okay." There was a hint of warmth in his deep black eyes, and the corners of his straight, light-colored lips curved into an arc that resembled a smile: "It's all up to you."

Hey, what I'm waiting for is your words!

Du Ling, who was a little amazed by this warm smile, swallowed his saliva to suppress the shock, and then started to quiver again: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and go shopping!"

Du Ling's calculations are very precise: Xiao Li has not completely got rid of the suspicion of murdering himself, so he must not spend a lot of money to buy electronic products, and his own space has already been borrowed under the guise of "buy one get one free with a beard". Mi Jiezi' has passed the Ming Road, there is no shortage of high-end products that are ahead of the N generation, and there is no need to waste money on outdated products.

So where to spend the limited 'life transformation' budget?Of course, pots and pans seasoning, not one less.

Anyway, Xiao Li already has a face and a figure, so he just needs to inject rich connotations. With such good conditions, why can't he create a pure-blooded true male god who can go out of the hall and enter the kitchen?

No matter how difficult it is, for the apocalyptic life where there will be no takeaways in two years, you must spread your wings!

When Xiao Li achieves the decathlon, he will be able to live up to his heavy trust at this time.

Alas~ He is really a good teacher and touched China.

After returning home with big bags and small bags, and then going to the broadband operator in the community to pay for a cat, Xiao Li basically spent all the wages he had saved all the time.

Putting the pots and pans, rice noodles, soy sauce and vinegar in the kitchen, and stuffing other fresh ingredients into the old refrigerator left by the landlord, Xiao Li can't help but lament the hardships of life: No wonder those colleagues always say that life is not easy and money is not enough to spend. The cost of living for ordinary human beings is really high .

"..." No, that's entirely because you earn too little.

Du Ling was finally able to skillfully roll his eyes with the bird's eye. He didn't expect the salary of the convenience store boy to be so low. He was on 10-hour night shift every day and only paid 2000 yuan a month!Such a job has been squatting for two years in one breath, without promotion, salary increase, or protest. Do you know how much sales it has driven by your face alone? !

Really stupid.

"Poverty and happiness are not the same way. You really don't want to change your job?" Even if you are a model or something, you can earn more than this, and those people in the convenience store are simply black-hearted contractors.

"There were people who claimed to be scouts who came to me before, but the job of 'everyone's attention' and 'attracting attention' is not suitable for my identity." Xiao Li recalled the last time someone suggested him to change jobs, Slightly disgusting comments——If those scouts knew that the promotional words they thought were extremely attractive were the real reason for the rejection, they would definitely vomit to death.

"Now that you are here, I have to be more careful not to attract others' attention."

Du Ling opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, no matter whether Xiao Li is a god or not, he must be a "monster" and didn't run away... Being considered so considerately by someone, the nerd who was also alone before suddenly felt warm in his heart warm.

"It doesn't work that way, and you don't have a diploma, so it seems that I have to use my grandfather's small coffers to support you." He turned his head uncomfortably to groom his hair, and he wanted to be awkward again.

"No need." It should be the good hands and feet to take care of Du Ling who was inexplicably robbed, Xiao Li calmly considered finding a way to work hard at the construction site again.

"There's nothing wrong with it! Doesn't it mean that I don't want to eat or use it myself? It's so clear that you want to break up the gang?" Master Bird, who was flatly rejected, raised his crown and feathers, and beat him fiercely.

"Listen to me, now you have an opinion?"

In Xiao Li's eyes, it is just a white fur ball with bristling hair standing upright and bluffing. It is so cute, it makes people feel warm and completely irresistible.

"Don't dare." He stared at Du Ling slightly, shaking his head slightly.

Hey, don't discharge randomly just because you look good!I don't want to eat this set, hum!

Du Ling was very uncomfortable when he looked at him. This guy seemed to be smiling since he succeeded in laughing once last time... At least there seemed to be a smile in his eyes.

Being used to reading his micro-expressions, Master Niao twisted his tail, whimpered and shook his head, feeling as if he had been pampered and spoiled: "It's good if you know you don't dare, it's so late, why don't you hurry up and cook?" , didn’t you say that you also cooked in the mountains!”

Still giggling here, ready to starve to death.

"Okay." As a gentleman like Zhilan Yushu, Xiao Li didn't seem to have the spirit of a gentleman who stays away from the kitchen, so he just stood up and put a new apron on his body: "I don't know how to use your stove here, I have to Give me more pointers."

"Hmph, slag, look at the young master—" the parrot flapped its wings and flew to the kitchen without stopping: "Oh, yes, you said that our brothers have such a good relationship, and they are called by their full names. Is it too unfamiliar, how about I call you Xiaolizi and you call me Brother Ling?"

Noisily picking and choosing by the stove, for a while he thought the oil was not enough, and for a while he thought the vegetables were overcooked.

It is planned to take advantage of the fact that the Emperor of Heaven is focusing on controlling the fire, and establish the status of the family in one fell swoop.

"Okay, Xiaoling." Xiao Li changed his words in a polite manner, and his subordinates were still chopping vegetables like flying knives.

"..." Mr. Niao, who couldn't steal the chicken, turned his head up in anger. What the hell is Xiaoling?It sounds like Xiao Ling, I can't bear it!

However, I didn't get any objection when I first nicknamed him Xiaolizi, and I didn't seem to have the confidence to refute it, so Du Ling, whose brain seemed to shrink after entering the bird's shell, chose to resist passively.

Anyway, Xiao Li asked him anything, but he couldn't hear him. Who is Xiaoling? I don't know~

Keeping his name back to Du Ling, he can breathe a sigh of relief after finally getting rid of the sour Shuanglei state.

I just felt a little pain in my toes, as if I was hit by a stone somewhere, why did I suddenly feel that Xiao Shenxian, who was shaking the spoon in a chic way, was a little black when cut?

But at this time, he had already missed the options of stew or stir-fry, diced or sliced, spicy or braised, and so on.

...It's actually quite delicious.

Stretching his neck, Du Ling skillfully took a piece of pork belly from between two pieces of green peppers, wagging his head and wagging his mouth to taste it: "It's delicious, you have a future, little pear!"

It's a pity that he can't eat two mouthfuls of this bird's stomach now, so he only chooses the meat, remembering how to educate the feeder mainly to reject the waste oil on the roadside, mix meat and vegetables, and feed scientifically.

Xiao Li could only pick up vegetables for him while eating those he didn't want, and he had to keep in mind: someone doesn't like bitter green vegetables with leaves at all, but something as textured as potato root slices and shredded tofu is acceptable.I just don’t know if he can eat cauliflower, seaweed and carrots...

Lord Tiandi began to silently arrange the menu for the next meal in his mind.

People with hands are at a disadvantage. They have to wash the dishes after cooking, and at this time someone knocks on the door.

It must be someone who pulls the network cable!

Master Bird's small eyes lit up: "Open the door! Open the door!"

As a result, there were two people standing outside the door, the broadband boy carrying the tool bag was not a thief and was locked behind him, and the policeman Xiao Zhao, who was poking in the front and wearing a uniform of +99 deterrence power, was in a more complicated mood: "... I originally came to apologize to you, but today when I returned to the game, I found that the bird had actually run away, and I was almost scolded to death by the boss, but I didn't expect it to come back faster than me."

Bite the bullet and apologize, but the little policeman who heard the parrot call through the door panel was constipated: "This bird must have become a sperm..."

"Super god! Super god! Already super god!!" Master Bird, even if I really became a spirit, I would not admit it.

Bronze warrior Xiao Zhao was killed by the parrot master, forced himself to put on a serious police officer face, and began to ask why he suddenly remembered the security network cable, did he buy a new computer, notebook, smart phone or something?

It's a pity that Du Ling had expected this move, and Xiao Li recited it verbatim according to what he had prepared before: "Even you all said that my life is too closed, so I bought a new mobile phone after thinking about it, and I can make calls and surf the Internet. , recommended by customers who often come to the store, it has full functions, large screen and high resolution, and it only costs 98."

Speaking such a standard TV shopping guide line in a cold and indifferent tone really made the audience extremely sour. When they saw the limited edition local gold fruit X he took out, his expression was even more complicated and indescribable.

"Hey~ This counterfeit machine is quite similar, but it's too big, right? Do all users have a donkey face?" The little policeman looked at the strangeness enough, and finally sneered.

Sure enough, he should read less detective novels and be more pragmatic. This is a sincere and ignorant young man, and he can't judge a pervert by his appearance!

Du Ling squatted aside, hehehe, not speaking.

He knew that the vagaries of fashion trends are not something ordinary people can climb at will. People who use high definition people think you buy high imitations in the flashy age and are ahead of the times are always lonely.

——Even Xiao Li, an idiot, thought that the mobile phone only cost 998. He is indeed a superb caveman who can't even understand what a cottage is.

So this small twists and turns went through without any surprises. After the little brother who installed the router helped him set up the password, he left. The world in the eyes of Mr. Bird suddenly became colorful again, just like the small triangular icon on the top of the mobile phone screen. !

Finally, I can surf the Internet at home!

"Come on, little pear, come and see me and I'll do it for you~"

At this time, he was playing with his mobile phone with his bird paws very smoothly, and he logged into his Weibo account smoothly, and the red unread messages had exploded: "Look, your brother Ling is so popular, let me tell you, it's actually human. The idea is very interesting, like gods and monsters, things that they think are unscientific, the more you say it openly, the more they will think you are funny~”

Du Ling decided to use practical examples to give the fairy-faced little dude an intuitive education.

Master Bird triumphantly clicked on the comment——

...Wait a minute?

There seems to be something wrong with the style of painting in this comment area today! ?