It's not illegal

Because of the outbreak of the "New Year's Murder and Burial Case", Du Ling, who is guilty of a crime, has not been online for several days.

The last message on Kanye’s account was 818’s ivory necklace with its own curse, and many netizens praised him sincerely #Your lord really has a special field protection posture#

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People who pay attention to such a parrot like him prefer animals with love, and then his words all express why we didn’t expect such a clever idea in supernatural novels, calling for the topic of #船ivory穿皮肉不思被健康## .

There was no problem at first, and there were many passers-by who brought their own dry food to help add bricks and tiles, cosplaying animals and plants from all walks of life, complaining about deforestation, wetland landfill, air pollution, etc. The atmosphere is harmonious and loving. Laugh at them, but the fine topic has been forgotten.

The divine turning point happened last night.

It is said that netizens are discerning, and there are always good people digging graves who can dig up ghosts. I don't know if it is a coincidence or what, but a quick-thinking netizen happened to catch Du Ling's little tail.

Grandpa, I Marry_My love in the vast grassland: I have a lot of information, why does this plot look so familiar? ?It's the one that @kanyeshuaidafeiqi said! @玄门网@萌宠总动员 Let's appraise it! //@八一八My best colleague: Repost//@安蜜小甜心: It’s not the same one, it’s an emerald, guess which godfather gave it to Z//@不庄庄雅婷: This is ZJ?To be so JP, I thought she was pretty good. After she resigned, she turned around and sold the necklace given by Qian Zong?

@安蜜小甜心: #818我的精品同事# Pick up, if Z is just a lotus bitch who simply hooks up with Xiaokai and kicks her own dick, and says she doesn’t worship money but only loves her, I wouldn’t complain about it, the ridiculous thing is that she lied I opened an ivory necklace, and privately said that it would be unlucky and burned it. I thought everyone was like you, a village girl in a small place. Do you believe this? Hehe, I even sent a CC chain in Moments to ask where the pawn shop is reliable Well, I don’t know how many times I sold myself (vomit things always happen like this, showing clues in unexpected places.

The former colleague who posted on Weibo with her real name at 818 is not smart either, she has been in the same company who doesn’t know anyone, and when she was picked up, someone stabbed Zhang Jing to watch the excitement, and they were called JP Lotus Bitch Zhang Of course it is impossible for Jing to remain silent.

@持雅雅公子一些静静: Those who clean up clean themselves, whoever sees everyone as a bitch, believe it or not, anyway, even if it’s not something evil, it’s just an ugly evidence of smuggling, here’s the burnt photo, you’re right I am a village girl in a small place who believes this, so I plan to take it to the temple for offering.

【Charred Ivory Necklace】【Details】【Details】

Zhang Jing still held back and didn't explain the emerald necklace that the relevant department compensated her. She would rather be labeled as a godfather than cause trouble.So at the beginning, it was just a few boring white-collar workers in a small company who were torturing. Under the small transparent Po, there were surprising and regrettable things, and there were also identifications to see if they were real ivory.

Originally, what I said so far left a fig leaf for Mr. Bird, but I couldn’t bear the good news. Netizens wanted to dig up the grave. Now there is a genuine carved ivory necklace that was burned. A story that everyone thought was fictitious showed actual physical evidence. People can't help but keep digging to see if there can be more.

It must be mentioned here that the Internet is so big and so much information is disseminated every day, no matter how popular things are, there will be many people who don't know about them.

For example, Zhang Jing, a company like Zhang Jing, who was stingy and didn't give Wi-Fi to overtime dogs, missed a lot of swiping messages, not to mention that she later resigned to find a cat in a desperate situation, and she didn't have time to indulge in the Internet.So not only did she not know that there was such an internet famous parrot as @广少丰走起来, she didn’t even see the commanding video of Master Bird’s famous Battle of Cats and Dogs.

But she is not only a cat slave, but also a pure-blooded cat slave. After Ya Gonggong ran away from home, when she searched for her own son in the neighborhood, she even recorded every wild cat in the file and gave it a corresponding name.

Especially the fat and big wild boy who abducted his own beauties is a frequent visitor in her camera.

The tabby's fur is not outstanding, but the figure is too eye-catching. Anyone who flips her scarf can quickly recognize that this is the boss of the wild cat side in the cat-dog fight video! ?

Another clue came up!

At this time, the iron law of "one of the three people must know each other" began to play a role, and someone started from the circle of friends and found out that Zhang Jing was the corpse of the Spring Festival homicide and burial case in B City some time ago. find people!

This time it caused an uproar.

Even if people collectively forget in the Internet age and use their goldfish brains to laugh at themselves every day, they still don’t forget all about the incident that happened only two days ago: then the case will become popular because some kind of bird repays its favor?

I remember that it seemed to be a sunflower cockatoo too...

So the data emperors took action one after another, and it didn't take long for "The Good Bird Repays Gratitude--New Developments in the Mysterious Murder Case during the Spring Festival, and the pet parrot knew who the murderer was!" 》The detailed report, the full-page scanned pictures with text descriptions were posted on the long Weibo every minute.

Bird Master's Weibo became popular.A bunch of people below asked the Po owner why he didn’t speak, the Po owner felt guilty, are you really a monster, the Po owner, what do you think of the Po owner, and the Po owner quickly said, do you live in XX community or even the Po owner actually killed the person? Alright.

I haven't surfed the Internet for a few days, and Master Niao has already been tagged with #秘密结构真笑##已经被关键局收起研究#.

Master Bird...

Bird Lord chooses a dog leash.

"The more openly you say it, the more they will think you are funny." Xiao Li tapped the screen with his fingers, and repeated Du Ling's words without any ups and downs.

Although he doesn't like all kinds of buzzwords on the Internet, he still understands the meaning of netizens with his excellent savvy, knowing that the daring and unlucky guy next to him is almost on the verge of being exposed.

"...It was an accident." Du Ling tried hard to hold his feathers that were about to explode.Why did he feel that the fairy-faced boy's belly was starting to turn a little dark?Isn't this really a sarcasm? ?

Wanting to lead by example turned into defying the law by example, and I lost my reputation in front of my younger brother, so I ask how to make it up! ? #Online waiting, very urgent! #

Du Ling was so worried that the whole bird was paralyzed, so Xiao Li took the mobile phone instead, and began to check for him one by one how far the human flesh exposing had progressed.

Xiao Li has been popularized by science. These strange accounts are all mortals. Now the 10,000+ reposts and comments show that many people have paid attention to this matter. He remembers that according to the "Basic Law", the exposure of monsters caused For three-digit direct witnesses or four-digit indirect witnesses, the Law Enforcement Department of the Demon Control Bureau will forcefully intervene.

Although Du Ling's suspicion this time was due to an accident, and there was no direct evidence to prove that he was indeed a monster, such as the use of sorcery and the discovery of his transformation, but it was not good to attract so much attention, and it spread to the ears of those monster supervisors. It's troublesome, thinking of this, Xiao Li couldn't help but frown.

"Delete the message." Although it's hard to get over the water, there is always some help.

"Ah, okay...you can do it." Du Ling wagged his tail feebly, trying his best to remember where he might have left his feet.After knowing that he is a monster, and there may be many more powerful monsters in the world, he is very wise and ready to admit defeat.

#I'm afraid it's too late#

"Well—" The question is how to delete it?This is not something he can solve by sacrificing his flying sword and sweeping Liuhe.Xiao Li, who was not familiar with the function of the scarf, was a little helpless, so he could only click the buttons, and then found himself stuck on a page called private messages.

Private letter...Personal letter, this should belong to Du Ling's privacy, and he shouldn't read it.

"There is your 'private message'."

"Huh?" Du Ling stretched his neck and looked at the screen in a daze. He remembered that after he got more fans, he set up not to accept private messages outside of the mutual relationship in order to avoid interruption. How could there be private messages?

Old Wang next door_Don’t read until you return to Siberia: Little brother, are you still there? ?Do you still have that demon bone necklace? ? ?The customs here seized a large number of demon bones that need to be compared. Are you there, little brother?Are you there?

The first private message was 6 days ago, and then it became more and more urgent, and a dozen "Are you there?" messages almost swiped the screen.

He also mentioned the key word of demon bones, but Du Ling didn't have the energy to pursue this point at this time. He just wanted to enter a reply to talk to this guy who seemed to be a monster, but he lost a lot of confidence on the other side.

Old Wang next door: Little brother, you have a lot of fun. Sure enough, no matter how skilled and daring you are, you have to fall on 818. This is the day you will be stabbed. How can you meet the inspection brigade who is going to deal with this matter? Don't say you know me!

PS. Thank you for sacrificing your ego for your important contribution to the great hidden society of monsters. Following the clues, we have mixed into the circle of friends of those mortal women to find the truth!

This is simply a vivid and detailed description of schadenfreude.

Seeing that Bird Master was furious, Pi Li Pa La wrote a long paragraph at a speed that could not be seen to be struck by only four bird claws, and was about to throw it back to condemn this injustice.

Unexpectedly, the send button was stuck and did not respond.

Refresh again, and the client directly throws out a small gray bubble——

[Error 444444 User does not exist]

Very good, just seal the title, right?

Now the rest of the people who didn't take it seriously have to take it seriously, and Master Niao, who didn't get this kind of treatment when he brought the infantry and the little yellow rabbit, also accepted it.

"Xiao Lizi, it seems that we are deeply in love, and we are about to part..." Du Ling tilted his head and looked out the window, sighing faintly.

It is spring outside, let me be a free bird from now on, and travel around the world with my own dry food.

He sighed faintly, flew down to the window sill and stepped out with one paw, wanting to take one last look at the warm little nest that had just begun to be built.

Looking back now——

Fuck it's murderous!

He was almost turned into an iceberg by the biting cold air around him, and Xiao Li, whose face was as heavy as a sailor clenched into a fist, lost his hair in fright.

Heh, hehe, you don't have to be so sad if you don't want to miss me, right...?

Du Ling twisted his stiff neck, and opened his mouth to think about leaving some words to tell the little brother not to miss him too much. The information in modern society is updated so fast. After three months, he might be a good man again... Unexpectedly, Xiao Li He spoke faster than him: "If you leave, first learn spells and stay by yourself." The voices of the words touched the ground like ice jade.