It's not illegal

After deciding on a solution, the pace of life with one person and one bird returned to the usual leisurely pace. The only change is that Du Ling can finally surf the Internet at home instead of continuing to fly to the 18th floor to work at heights.

... Besides, I have no face to see Comrade Xiaotian who has been bullied again and again.

He hasn't bought the doge pillow that he promised. Now that he has made a big fuss about the account of the deceased, he is probably being watched by many people. You must know that even if the Sunrise District Public Security released the so-called case-solving information, netizens In particular, the people in Sunrise District who love their jobs and work are also crying and shouting whether they believe it or not—so before teaching Xiao Li to shop online, Du Ling decided to keep a low profile and be a bird.

Moreover, Erhaji and the magpie brothers are monsters or mutant beasts, and they are also in a state of unknown identity. I am also leading the way to help them find the way.

When Master Bird thought about it, he immediately felt that his image had become taller.

How did the apocalypse appear two years later? This question weighed heavily on his mind and almost became a heart disease.

Ever since he knew that there really were gods and monsters, Du Ling didn't dare to say with certainty that it was some kind of pollution, mutant alien invasion, maybe it was a natural disaster...a demon disaster?

He still remembers the terrible scene of the earth's mutation that day, and no part of the whole earth escaped this disaster, but could it be that the west also has their way?Or it's just an indistinguishable coincidence. Anyway, there are both scientific laws and supernatural beings in the world now. Who knows which one is at work.

Moreover, Du Ling remembered that Xiao Li mentioned the so-called "law of heaven", so maybe the law of heaven couldn't stand the punishment of human beings' arrogant behavior?

In the legend, didn't something happen at the beginning of the prehistoric world? The law of subversion of heaven and earth was rewritten, and the human race raised its head from then on?Maybe the end of the world is the calamity of retribution and unhappiness.

It's just that although Du Ling is tangled and worried, it's not easy to ask Xiao Li, who is the emperor of heaven, directly. When he revealed the secret of people wearing birds before, he was clever enough to hide the part that came back from rebirth three years ago. Everyone thinks that they are good friends who treat each other honestly, and then tell them that there is actually a secret that I haven't told you... How embarrassing.

Du Ling decided to be a shy bird, and the newcomer will dive in the forum for three months, and Xiaobai has already played it off once, so he can't be impulsive this time, at least he has to wait until he figures out how to be a fairy before speaking.

Anyway, he didn't have such a grand ambition to save the world, so he naturally took care of himself first.

Day by day, trying to use human spells failed again and again, just when Du Ling's attitude towards the inspectors of the Demon Control Bureau changed from fear of avoidance to eagerness, someone finally came.

It's just that the style of painting is a bit wrong.

One person and one bird were full and digested that morning.

Naturally, Du Ling hadn't done this kind of thing like taking a walk after dinner, but after he taught Xiao Li to surf the Internet, the first thing this obedient emperor paid attention to was "the healthy lifestyle advocated by modern people".From then on, surfing the Internet with a bowl in hand, playing with mobile phones while lying down, eating all-you-can-eat junk food, and growing old with the screen... This kind of good life is completely far away from Du Ling.

Instead, there was an unselfish and strict timetable. Xiao Li confiscated his mobile phone on time and on schedule. When he had nothing to do, he personally stared at Du Ling to feel the so-called aura of heaven and earth, so as to fully control the new body as soon as possible.

Although there are countless substitutes available, but in the face of such genuine concern, the most important thing is that there is a certain emperor who is getting more and more proficient in appeasement.

Not to mention, this is really starting to feel a little bit like this. At least although he still can't use spells, his control over the parrot's shell has improved to a higher level. The specific performance is that his eyes are clearer, his ears are sharper, his strength and even his voice It's also a bit bigger, and even has an extra high-pitched attack method identified by Xiao Li as a racial talent... Well, the combat power has increased by 500 geese in one breath.

Anyway, just as they finished their night shift at the convenience store and had a good meal, and walked with each other as usual, they suddenly found a group of suspicious noise sources in the small plaza at their destination.

One of the big men is carrying a camera, and the other is carrying a big bag. Three tall, short, fat and thin men in suits and leather shoes stand by and watch, while the middle one is wearing a short skirt and a hollow wool coat, standing in the spring breeze. The shivering little girl held up a microphone and raised a contrived smile: "Hello, audience friends, Lili meets you again!! Welcome to this episode of "Getting Out of Superstition". Today our column team is here The XX community where weird things happen frequently—" She stretched out her hand, and directed the camera to the old tube buildings behind her that were covered with dead ivy vines.

In fact, it was the allocated housing that used to belong to the state-run unit, and it was not the same as the resettlement housing complex that Du Ling and the others rented.

But it does have a more eerie and mysterious atmosphere.

"It seems to be a peaceful and peaceful place for ordinary residents, but since the Spring Festival, there have been mysterious deaths and burials, hordes of wild cats and dogs fighting wildly, ivory necklaces suffered inexplicable curses and other mysterious incidents. Is it man-made or not? Is it a coincidence, or is there really a monster behind it?" Song Lili, an idol host who has stepped out of superstition, deliberately lowered her voice, showing a suspenseful BGM expression on her pretty face.

"This time we have invited the famous Feng Shui experts Li Gan and Master Li, the visiting professor of Southeast League Veterinary Medicine Professor Situ Bosi, and our old friend, the retired policeman Zhang Aimin Zhang. The three experts will work with me to reveal this The truth behind a series of events!" After introducing the three men in suits one by one, Song Lili clenched her fists confidently.

"Ka—" The fat headed guy with big ears, who was probably also the director of the on-site filming, said, "This passage sounds a bit long-winded and not suspenseful enough, it needs to be changed... Speaking of parrots? Are you still talking about it? Are you really going to save the parrot until the end to use as your trump card?"

"Who doesn't use it? The owner thinks it's fun to teach the parrot to talk, and by the way, he compiled what happened in the community into it. Unexpectedly, the trouble was too big and he was frightened and deleted the account. As a result, it caused even more misunderstandings among netizens. Anyway, it's your fault for thinking too much Slightly more in line with our usual rhetoric." Apparently in this humble film crew, Song Lili, whose status is not just that of a host, shrugged nonchalantly.

"Actually, according to my mother, it would be better if Zhang Jing is willing to admit that she has persecution delusions, but that little girl is not even willing to accept interviews, and I can't make up things regardless of her wishes!"

Song Lili, who obviously looks much more tender than Zhang Jing, opened her mouth when she was not reading Baimai and closed her mouth as a little girl, and her sense of disobedience had already broken through the sky.

Hearing that she was a little quarreling with the director, the rather moral and fairy-like Master Li came out to smooth things over: "Oh, okay, even if someone is willing to accept an interview, you will be complained if you say that he is mentally ill. We must remember that our budget is limited, and it is best to solve problems internally, so don’t always ask mere mortals to endorse me~”

"Heh, Li Laodao, you are now jumping out to be a good person. Last time, who was the one who hypnotized the old lady and gave others sleepwalking? Huh??" It's okay not to persuade Song Lili, but Song Lili's temper became even worse after being persuaded.

Although the original intention of their program setting is to make the audience laugh and feel fooled, so that they treat the incident itself as a joke, but if there are too many complaints or the ratings are too low, the bonus will be deducted. Nian managed to transform into a successful one, but it wasn't for eating bran and wild vegetables to make knuckles!

They were discussing the script over there defiantly, and here Xiao Li and Du Ling listened to the random people (birds) and were speechless.

According to this meaning, they are the "inspectors" sent by the Fairy Control Bureau to solve the goblin exposure incident, right?

...It's so reliable that people don't want to contact them at all, hehehe.

But there is no need for them to take the initiative to go forward. When the colleagues finished their quarrel, the strong camera man who was looking around for some residents to take pictures of them had obviously spotted them.

"Ouch! What a coincidence—isn't that the parrot inside!" With the voice of the camera brother, the remaining pairs of eyes also came over.

Du Ling's hair was blown up by what they saw, and he quickly put his wings on Xiao Li's shoulders, allowing the reliable Emperor of Heaven to provide him with a sense of security.

I always feel that I have become a helpless baby bird being stared at by a poisonous snake. This must be an illusion...

One by one, one person and one bird were surrounded by the superstitious film crew, or members of the First Brigade of the Special Section of the Emergency Management Bureau of the Demon Control Bureau.

"I'm troubling you all, actually..." Surrounded by several monsters (with two human beings with a bit of cultivation in the middle), the Emperor of Heaven remained calm and began to recite the lines he had made up a long time ago.

However, it was interrupted by Song Lili, whose eyes were shining brightly and enthusiastically.

"Handsome guy, what race are you from? Do you want to date?" With such a stiff expression on her face, she likes to raise birds, and when she gets close, she feels chilly. She feels like a cold-blooded person, licking her lips and pushing towards Xiao Li with her chest straight: "Handsome Is Guoguo a new form or a newcomer? This incident is so big that according to the fine point formula, it will cost you money, but if the handsome guy hasn’t got the benchmark law manual, you can give a discount for extrajudicial mercy, sister, I’m here There is someone in the legal department, fine calculation can help, okay?" She stretched out a slender jade claw to draw circles on Xiao Li's chest, but the Heavenly Emperor avoided it with a cold face.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I am not under the jurisdiction of the Demon Management Bureau." The indifference of the wooden face has really become indifferent this time, but Xiao Li's words and sentences are still as polite as possible.

"Oh? Renxiu?" Among the group of male compatriots following behind, Master Li stepped out more and more, and grabbed the conversation: "Can you still see Renxiu these days? Then you have to report to the Special Affairs Section of the Seventh Department of National Security... Tsk tsk, I just said that my little brother looks like a fairy, so he looks like he must be a person in my way~"

He circled around Xiao Li for a whole circle, and didn't figure out what level of monk the other party was, but he did understand what happened to the parrot on his shoulder: "But this is definitely a little fairy, right? ?”

"You're a little goblin, you're a little goblin!" Master Bird stared at him with his hair on his face. He had worked very hard to hold back his words before, so of course he couldn't let go of the opportunity to swear back by learning the tongue.

When he wanted to say a few more words, Xiao Li held him down and stroked his hair to comfort him.

"It's just beginning to be smart, just because—"

"Oh, I don't need to explain. This kind of thing has happened hundreds of times in the past few years, and we are all used to it." The director Pu Shanda who finally grabbed the front waved his palm, and interrupted Xiao Li's half-recited speech. up.He didn't seem to take it seriously at all and explained: "I don't know what's going on. In the past few years, there have been a lot of animals that haven't awakened the whole blood lineage but have become sperm. We watched the video and thought that this parrot was probably just sensible. I just don’t know who taught it so many messy ways to play.”

They all understand the parrot's natural language ability. Even if they didn't understand it at first, in order to successfully complete the shooting task of fooling people, they have already figured it out. There is no need for Xiao Li to stand up and take the blame.

"Its previous owner was an Internet addicted otaku." The Internet addicted otaku is Du Ling's incisive summary of himself. Xiao Li said it according to the script at this time, but it is particularly surprising.

At least one group of people showed a very understanding expression, and Song Lili snorted, "Scumbag mortal", so angry that Master Bird was so angry that he wanted to pounce on her and scratch her.

But dare not, he has instinctively determined that this hostess with vertical pupils is a snake, damn it, natural enemy!

"Okay, okay, let's get back to business. Dare to ask this fellow Taoist who is your identity?" Once again smoothing things over, Master Li, who has been tossing around until he is seventy or eighty, is very eager.

Don't look at him looking like fifty people with white hair and youthful face, in fact, he knows that his end is approaching, and this little friend who can't see the depth in front of him may be his fate.

But his winking eyes were for the blind, Xiao Li didn't respond to the turbid old man, he just nodded slightly reservedly, and invited: "It's not convenient to talk about it here, please follow me."