It's not illegal

The Tiandi Pocket God Tablet once again shocked the Quartet.

The more people know, the more they can understand the astonishing meaning that the purple qiqinglian represents—a half-assed cultivator like Li Laodao almost kowtows to Xiao Li three times and nine times, while Song Lili and other monsters in disguise He didn't dare to move forward any further, and his attitude was respectful and somewhat apprehensive.

After all, this is a true immortal who came down from heaven, so what if he has no cultivation for the time being?Behind him is the Heavenly Court—the Heavenly Court that has oppressed all the prehistoric remnants of the land of China for thousands of years.

Although the power of the heavenly court is weak and the demon clan is prosperous, the power of heaven still exists in the way of heaven. Little monsters like them who do nothing to live on wages still don't mind bowing their heads, lest they really hang up in the heart of this unpredictable new emperor of heaven .

However, it is impossible for them to really ascend to the Tao in this life anyway, and it is not necessary to be too ingratiating. Li Qianhe and that old man are so eager to dig out some tricks to prolong their lives. Are public officials simply asking a few questions in accordance with the principle of voluntariness and issuing a document?What are they, monsters, doing on poles?

The monster staff members are a bit distant, but their businesslike attitude is exactly in the arms of Du Ling and Xiao Li, who are not interested in each other and treat each other well.

Anyway, the basic knowledge needed to get started with Du Ling's cultivation is already included in the free "New Demon Guide (2015 New Edition)".

After finalizing the script written by Song Lili with a few words, and calming down the incident with the excuse of netizens training parrots and deliberately designing hype, everyone's topics deliberately avoided the heavenly court and law enforcement, and began to casually talk about the daily life of the monster society.

In fact, he probably wanted to show his familiarity in front of the majestic lord of heaven, so he was not afraid of Xiao Li's cool demeanor, and froze the slightly embarrassing greetings to create a lively party atmosphere.

Instead, I can take this opportunity to understand the daily life of monsters——Du Lingwo listened quietly in Xiao Li's arms, feeling that these monsters are not much different from humans, complaining that the salary is too low to pay for the cave, and the qualifications are too low to be ranked The welfare room in the bureau, or gossip with a bit of envy and jealousy. The little goblin in the next office can get magic weapons every time he distributes supplies. He must have an affair with the old fat dragon at the forging office. I feel like I have seen it before. Those little human clerks in the .

At this moment, everyone shares the same honorary title: social animal.

When he was a human being, Du Ling resigned because he couldn't stand the intrigue in the office and became a full-time sitter. It makes people want to shout loudly that the end of the world will come soon.

But he was frustrated for a second. The next topic happened to be that Professor Si mentioned that the Chinese medicinal materials for ripening were not effective. Small recipes.

Finally, it’s a non-human special topic. I heard from them that the human fire stove is actually controlled precisely, and it’s quite effective after being modified. Some human-developed bezoar, borneol, and musk substitutes can actually have good results if the proportions are selected correctly. Miraculously, Master Bird gradually regained his energy.

Why does he feel that the most basic qi-nourishing elixir is not much more difficult than making handmade soap?I feel itchy and want to try it myself...

Du Ling stared at the thick "Guide to the New Demon" with a pair of round bird eyes, as if there were hundreds of little claws scratching in his heart, but he couldn't expose the fact that he was a cultural bird who could only read and write. feel oppressed.

Why are these people still refusing to leave, pouring boiled water three times and still lingering, do you know that it’s time for my Heavenly Emperor to work!

Du Ling secretly stabbed a group of monsters with no winks in his heart, but he didn't expect that there was a reason for the ink stains: "Hey... life is not easy, and it is a coincidence for people like us to work in the Monster Management Bureau. The newcomers outside the iron rice bowl, who have no permanent property and family inheritance, are not the opponents of those mortal guns before their cultivation base is promoted, and they are all messed up miserably."

Zhu Kaishan, the fat-headed column editor and the captain of the special case management team, the pig demon shook his head and sighed, then changed the topic and brought it to Bird Master: "So this Du Xiaoyou is also very lucky. I am lucky to be favored by you, Elder Xiao, but you just came to the lower realm to experience some experience, and you will have to walk on your own after a hundred years. And I think Du Xiaoyou is quite talented, and he is also destined to be in our group. I don’t know if there is any Are you interested in coming to our department to practice for a while?"

To be honest, the reason they dealt with this matter so actively is because they fell in love with this talented parrot spirit!

It doesn't matter whether he posted those microblogs or not, it doesn't matter whether someone taught him to say those words, as long as he can speak openly with his own body, he can completely defeat almost all monsters.

Coupled with the fact that she is ignorant and ignorant at the beginning of her intelligence, she won't rely on her identity like those big monsters who refuse to pretend to be cute... This is naturally a sharp weapon to attract people's popularity!

If he can be lured into his column group to be a mascot, and then set up a homepage Weibo or something for it, and attract millions of ordinary people's attention in minutes, then promotion and salary increase will not be a dream!

Zhu Kaishan's heart was full of enthusiasm, and he skillfully blocked the possibility of rejection by the emperor who obviously cared about this little bird demon—you are willing to raise him now, can you still raise him for a lifetime?You are a human cultivator and don't understand the needs of our demon cultivators. Following you, he can't even advance in cultivation, so it is definitely a win-win deal for the parrot spirit and them to come under the wings of the demon management bureau.

Maybe the Emperor of Heaven will feel hesitant, but Zhu Kaishan believes that he will get what he wants in the end, didn't he see that little demon staring at the beginner's manual?

Once anything has intelligence, how can it be willing to be raised and played by human beings? After all, it is necessary to pursue freedom and strength.

"What you said makes sense, but let us make a decision after careful consideration." Xiao Li was silent for a while, before gently stroking Du Ling's back feathers.

"Of course it's okay, Lao Zhu, I'll just wait for an answer!" Hey, 'we', it seems that this little Heavenly Emperor has a better temper than expected?It is also a blessing that this little parrot can meet him.

Although he was euphemistically rejected temporarily, Zhu Kaishan still patted his belly happily: "Then it's not too early for us to go back, and we've made an appointment——when the other episodes of this episode are finished shooting, you'll be able to Du Xiaoyou let us use it, and we have someone to act as the master behind the bib account, let’s settle this matter first and let’s talk about other things.”

Once the goal is achieved, withdraw. Director Zhu is really a straightforward person. After he stood up, other group members with different thoughts could only bid farewell to the master. Among them, Li Laodao was particularly reluctant, but Xiao Li didn't show any intention of paying attention to him at all. .

To use the original words of Xiao Li's evaluation of Du Ling after sending them away, this person's breath is muddy and his mind is impetuous, he is used to playing those ghost tricks, and he is destined to not have any great gains in his practice.Such a person is not worthy of the true teaching of the exquisite Taoism that has been passed down for thousands of years.

Of course, Du Ling didn't understand Li Laodao's thoughts, he just lamented that the other party couldn't ask for something, Xiao Li actually wrote a thick stack with his own hands, and he was putting it in his Taoyuan space to eat ashes.

You are the one who is favored in the differential treatment. This is probably the most pleasant thing in the world: "Then you are so generous to me. Do you think it doesn't matter if you give it to me anyway?" Be good, that's it.

How can modern people not be impetuous, anyway, Du Ling doesn't think he looks like a good seedling of cultivation.

Xiao Li looked down at Du Ling lying on the "Guide to the New Demon" with his little head tilted up, his feather crown shaking excitedly, and he knew that there was something wrong in his stomach.

Although it might make him feel proud, Xiao Li still said frankly: "You are different from those scumbags, you have a magnanimous mind and a clear breath, which made me fall in love with each other at first sight."

That's why at the beginning of the encounter, he would allow the other party to stay by his side to seek asylum.

Damn it was praised! ?

But is it really me that boasted like a super white lotus?Thinking that he is absolutely not clear, but it is possible for him to be shameless and frank occasionally, Master Bird's strength is overwhelmed.

"Yes, yes... Master Bird, I am so attractive, so why don't Director Zhu want to poach me, hahaha?" Du Ling's eyes wandered, and he felt that Xiao Li's frankness was frighteningly ambiguous. I can't hold the ancient style of words at all, isn't it really a confession to love each other?

"Too popular is also very distressing haha..." He boasted with a dry smile.

"It's really distressing." Without realizing that he was the culprit who caused Du Ling's gaffe, Xiao Li agreed after a moment of contemplation: "Going to the column team of "Getting Out of Superstition" is indeed a shortcut to get in touch with the world of the monster race. The development is beneficial, but..."

It's just that the two of them still had to be separated, and he was a little worried that Du Ling, who was still ignorant of the practice, was out of his protection.

I don't know if the illusion of being confessed is still exerting its influence, but Du Ling always felt that the unfinished meaning in Xiao Li's words seemed to be a little affectionate, which touched him a little unclearly as a straight man.

But it seems that if you have this kind of thinking, something is already bad, so stop quickly——

# Still don’t want to change my name to Du Yuzhi_(:з」∠)_#

He cleared his throat and tried his best to suppress the weird feeling of twitching: "I plan to go there for a try, but I don't plan to separate from you, anyway, your identity as the Emperor of Calamity has almost been exposed——I and You bet on cucumbers, those big mouths will spread the news of seeing the Emperor of Heaven in the whole monster circle in less than a week—so why don't you go with me?"

Anyway, all the vests are gone, and he still insists on the principle of silence. Damn, Du Lingke never planned to venture into the demon world alone from the beginning, and he couldn't bear Xiao Li, a friend who was wholeheartedly devoted to him. Fucking two years later.

"Go together?" Xiao Li repeated with uncertainty.

"That's right," Du Ling nodded, and poured out the thoughts he had been brewing for a long time: "Actually, I have long wanted to complain. You are here to practice, not to live. You are working the night shift at a convenience store in this small place. What's the use, it's just cheap labor, you have to enrich your experience first! Isn't this a good opportunity?

It sounds like the Monster Management Bureau is a government agency that takes pictures of cats and tigers. Those monster employees are no different from human employees. If you go there for a while, isn't it considered to be an experience of the world? "

You can't be so brainy, Du Ling hated iron and steel, and raged about this Heavenly Emperor-level Xiaobai.

"Besides, you said that the authority of Heavenly Court is insufficient now. In fact, it's because you can't control these goblins. Have you never heard the saying that you can win every battle if you know yourself and the enemy? You get in now and learn more about them. In the future, you can reform the bad habits of Heavenly Court and re-establish Isn’t it the rule of heaven that is in the interests of everyone? Now that you’re handsome and get an opportunity, don’t hurry up and go to battle, brothers!”

"... You're right, I'm the one who got the picture."

Xiao Li looked thoughtfully at Du Ling who was still furiously furious, the moment his eyebrows and eyes slightly curved made one feel as if the ice and snow had melted, and if there were stars shining in it: "In this case, I should go with you, Good luck and bad luck."

Fuck the wooden face, you can continue to be a quiet and beautiful wooden face, okay?

Su Niaoye suddenly became so upright, I can't bear it!

And what kind of ghosts are you going to be in good fortune and misfortune with the king, don't be so old and write a few words from time to time, okay...

Du Ling vomited in his head at a speed of 100 words per second, but still couldn't help but cocked his little tail triumphantly.

Hmph, don't say it as if you have made some major sacrifices, it's because my brother is too sharp and can take you to fly together!