It's not illegal

In the end, although he was a bit reluctant, Du Ling still opened the door for Zhang Jing.

There is no way, who made his uncle appear in the form of a parrot all the time, without establishing any majesty, he is really a little afraid that this little girl will knock on the door for his cos Aunt Xue, and toss and destroy that good rosewood board ...

Well, that's it, anyway, he didn't rush to open the door because he was worried about what happened to Xiao Li.

So what Zhang Jing saw was such a puffy bun face, the chin was raised slightly childishly, and a pair of big round eyes that were extraordinarily black against the white skin of Mi Fen shone with a sly light.

Uncle Emma looks cuter than the original parrot!

I originally thought it was a cheap and cute type, but I didn't expect it to be a tsundere type! It's really worth it! !

I really want to press the right cat ears on him! ! !

Zhang Summoned Beast quietly shouted in his heart, full of contradictory sympathy for his master — 100% understand why the old virgin sword cultivator moved his heart, but also 100% understand why there is such a big crime feel……

Even she felt a bit like she was obsessing with minors.

Silently lighting the wax for her master who was torturing herself on the training ground, Zhang Jing raised her serious face and cleared her throat: "Uncle, are you okay? The effect of this Transformation Pill is...really excellent." Yes In the past few months, little uncle Du, who has been idle for a long time, recruited cats and birds to tear down the house and locked himself in the alchemy room, knew what he was doing, she praised meaningfully.

But what about a majestic and majestic man with an eight-foot height and eight-foot waistline?

This tender one is almost out of water, if I step on a hated sky, I can look down directly on it, tsk tsk, Xiao Ruo Shou is just like a soft, cute, easy to pinch and easy to push down.

Du Ling, who understood her subtext, rolled his eyes. He knew that this face was wrong. Since then, his majesty has been lost and his status has been lost. It is really heartbreaking!

"Hey, you girls just like to look at your face, it's superficial! Master, this is just a momentary miss, and one day I will show you what a man like an iron tower is." Although Du Ling had a handsome and handsome face, Du Ling The tone of his voice is still as old-fashioned as usual, but it only seems bluffing when combined with his current slightly crisp and juvenile voice.

However, this same tone and attitude as before did bring the image of the glib parrot to the surface again, overpowering the delicate and cute appearance, and Zhang Jing had to lament his stubbornness.

"Just tell me what's going on, what's wrong with Xiao Lizi?" Seeing that her attention was still on his face, Du Ling asked impatiently.

Aren't you going to talk about Xiao Li's problem?Then talk quickly, don't tell him that he is just looking for an excuse to watch, otherwise Master Bird will teach you how to be a man himself.

Tsk, let's get straight to the point. You really are a deadly tsundere. Originally, I just came to try my luck to see if I could relieve the tense atmosphere of the Lingtian sect. Zhang Jing rolled her eyes and knew what to say: "Master, he hasn't eaten or rested since then..."

"Me neither," although he had snacks.Does this need to be tense?Du Ling curled his lips in disdain, "Anyway, he has Bigu Pill, and he won't starve to death for three months."

I made it for him, and specially added flat peach juice, if I had known this guy was up to no good, I should have thrown a few handfuls of bird droppings in it!

"...Not only did he not eat or drink, but the master stayed on the training ground all the time, and even the sword energy had already hurt himself. I'm afraid that if you don't care about it, he might lose his strength and be unable to support him."

Zhang Jing continued to suffer for her taciturn master. Although she didn't know exactly what happened to them, in such a blink of an eye, throwing herself into her arms turned into avoiding seeing each other, and shutting herself in the house alone. , the other also closed for a while, then broke out again, and began to go crazy with a sword.

The Zhifeng brought by the sword energy made it impossible for juniors like them to approach, but Eunuch Ya still told Zhang Jing that there was a strong smell of blood coming from him.

Zhang Jing dared to swear with her female intuition that she had been reading dog blood for 20 years that something unspeakable had definitely happened between these two men.

Seeing that her master, who was so kind to her, was about to go mad, she had no choice but to stand up bravely and try to find a breakthrough from her master who was the most talkative.

"What?" It's too exaggerated to be able to hurt yourself with sword energy, right?Du Ling resisted the urge to go out to find out, and pretended to evaluate calmly: "Tsk, it's just a small accident, Xiao Lizi doesn't need to punish herself, right?"

It's just a normal physiological reaction. If the plot is not as serious as the forced kiss before, Xiao Li won't really over-reflect on himself and put himself into the ranks of heinous and heinous sex monsters, right?But this Heavenly Emperor is indeed very innocent, maybe he has gone to the heart-slaying demon or something...

Du Ling felt itchy on the soles of his feet and wanted to go for a walk, but he didn't want to appear too active.

But Zhang Jing continued to persuade according to her own thinking: "Although I don't know what Master did to make you unhappy, but my lover didn't have an overnight feud, you..."

"??—Carob sack! Who tm... Who is he in a lover relationship?" We are obviously pure owners and pet birds—no, bah——it’s a pure relationship between brothers and sisters!

Du Ling's eyes widened and he raised his hand to signal a pause: "It's fine for you to drool over those two gay meows. You can distinguish reality from Two-dimensional. Why are you still whining about me and your master?"

According to the general law of development, shouldn't the dream of a young and beautiful female apprentice be to become a teacher's wife? At worst, she should have a girlish heart who silently loves Master Kaolin Flower?

Forcibly sending male masters and male uncles into piles is what kind of weird painting style? ?

You still don't admit it at this time, you guys still think that the flash bombs you usually put on are not enough!

Zhang Jing also has the urge to roll her eyes, but at this time it is not appropriate to irritate people and forcefully hold back: "...Uncle, don't pretend, do you think it's good to hide it? Everyone just consciously doesn't want to be a light bulb, and you still kiss secretly Well, they have seen the tabby before."

Who can be fooled by such an obvious adultery? Uncle Shi is relying on the safety of his prototype to deceive himself and others. Do you know that watching a Tianshan snow lotus-style male god exert his boyfriend power to a chrysanthemum-headed parrot every day, and to a single dog? How much damage is the titanium alloy dog ​​eye! !

Kissing secretly... being a little burnt by this adjective, the corner of Du Ling's mouth twitched, trying to clear up this terrible misunderstanding: "That's just a double cultivation method, your master needs to borrow..."

"Dual Cultivation!!" Captured this key word that can directly make up a 50-word obscene text, the voice of a big hand on a hard drive who was poked at the G point suddenly raised his voice: "You have both Cultivated Double Cultivated and you are still arguing about such a trivial matter?! It's not right for you What are you fussing about?"

She originally thought that she had sex after drinking, and then she felt that her elegant apology, which was inferior to a beast, had nowhere to go but self-torture, while the chrysanthemum lost Aojiao was subjected to the bloody script of hiding and licking her wounds and waiting for the other party to bow her head, so she ran away Come to be the first impetus, but tell her that she is already in a relationship of dual cultivation?

Isn't that destined to combine soul and flesh!Hypocritical p ah!

As soon as Du Ling heard it, he knew that Zhang Jing had the same misunderstanding as he did in the past. After all, the word "shuangxiu" was almost becoming synonymous with the art of intercourse. It really wasn't that he was the only one who misunderstood this pure term of spiritual communication and harmony. ...But when I think of someone standing up honestly, it seems that I have never been pure (.

Ahem, off topic.

In short, at least before that, they were still pure-minded "double cultivation", the main reason is that he is a scumbag with insufficient understanding. Demonstration, not to mention not consuming more than half of it, even my little spiritual sense can't push that demon pill.

——That's why they didn't hide and kiss secretly. The nature of their behavior is probably the level of first aid training artificial respiration.

But the details here seem to be unclear for a while, and there are some awkward signs in his heart, so he can't say it.

Zhang Jing saw through Du Ling's stubborn nature of wanting to welcome but refusing to die at a glance.

He simply hates iron and steel: "If you have any dissatisfaction, just talk about it, and you can beat my master. If you are tired, you are still a man! I couldn't decide who will attack and who will suffer from this pair of CPs. Now let's see Master Uncle, you are a pure-blooded little shou with a standard mouth and body, with a face and a heart!"

"Who tm is the victim!? I clearly attacked by force!" Du Ling, who was identified by the combo attack, couldn't help jumping up and down, not even noticing that he had been turned into a ditch.

"Hehe, I haven't seen Gong who locked herself in a hut and pretended to be a lady." Seeing the fish hooked, Zhang Jing released another provocative trick to taunt.

"I'm not hiding, I'm just rushing to record the perception of the illusion pill!" Du Ling felt that he had a good reason and a correct attitude, then rolled up his sleeves and put his hips on his hips: "Wait for me to clean up the one that caused trouble. my little pear!"

Then he thought that his running was not enough (speed) range (speed), he pretended to be calm and strode forward, and when he stepped over the threshold, he secretly pulled out a talisman from his arms, hula la turned into a white shadow and flew away.

——No wonder there is still a little bit of aura left for him, so he was waiting here.

Leaving Zhang Jing clasped her hands on the spot, she was moved to tears, so silly and sweet, if you don't get eaten, whoever gets eaten will be eaten.

#Master is on, the apprentice can only help you here. #

Could it be that Du Ling was so stupid that he couldn't see that Zhang Jing was provoking him?

Of course that's not possible.

He was just a little lazy to explain, and he was unwilling to say it to death until he fully understood what the relationship between him and Xiao Li would develop into. Now he said that we are innocent, and then changed his words after a while. Hello everyone, we are together, isn't that slapping yourself in the face?

But Zhang Jing reminded him with a word, that is, it is useless to be bored and hypocritical by yourself. If you don't want things to get out of control, it's better to take the initiative in your hands.

So Du Ling asked himself three questions.

First, no matter whether it is an active turn or a passive turn, he will anger Xiao Li because of this matter, and will everyone cut off their robes and never communicate with each other?

Second, the thing has already happened, can you really not take it seriously and return to peace if you just hold it back and let it go?

Third, no matter whether he will continue to be a brother or really evolve into a couple in the future, will he be happy to see Xiao Li trapped in the previous incident, thinking about self-harm?

Obviously, the answers to the three questions are all negative, so what's the point of dawdling, of course we need to regain our direction before things become more irreversible.

The time when he found Xiao Li was just right. At this time, the frightening sword light on the training ground had dissipated, revealing the cracked and broken ground. He fell down in the middle, his face pale and bloodstained all over his body.

The golden sword that caused the murder was stuck on the side. Obviously Xiao Li once wanted to use the sword as a staff to support his body, but he still failed because of excessive loss of strength.

Du Ling came to his side, silently staring at Xiao Li's unprecedented embarrassment.

Fortunately, the man was still panting, and the cuts all over his body that were blown by the sword wind were just skin trauma.

But I can cut myself like this, and I am convinced... Du Ling couldn't understand what he was feeling in his heart at this moment, he opened his mouth and didn't know what to say, and finally sighed in a very complicated way. He took out a bottle of gold wound ointment that he made himself, and squatted down.

In any case, let's treat it first. This body of good skin and flesh may not be owned by me in the future, so I should take good care of it no matter what.

Thinking about it, he stretched out his hand to pick off Xiao Li's tattered coat, and was suddenly grabbed by the wrist.The pair of deep black eyes that are usually as thin and distant as the Milky Way and the sky have opened at some point, and they are looking at him intently, their eyes are scorching and blazing, as if they can suck people in.

Being watched by these eyes, Du Ling felt like a poor little animal being stared at by some large predator, flustered but unable to move.

Taking in all of Du Ling's reactions, Xiao Li closed his eyes bitterly, but he still couldn't restrain himself from the feelings he had decided to express.

"I am happy with you."

The once clear and cold voice became hoarse, unable to hide the desperate gamble behind the few numbers.But he was always Xiao Li, the sword fairy who could break the sky with a single sword. No matter what kind of answer he would get, he never thought about the choice of denying or even deceiving his heart from the beginning to the end.

All if there is no chance...

That was probably his doomed doom.