It's not illegal

The tone of this confession was dignified and desperate like last words, and it seemed that a serious criminal who knew he had no luck surrendered himself and waited for the verdict with the last ray of hope. Du Ling didn't know how to answer for a while, he was stunned for a moment, hiding He lowered his head and continued to tear off the bloody rags wrapped around Xiao Li's body, and began to apply the medicine.

After taking care of several more serious wounds, and the inexplicable chilling atmosphere dissipated, he finished his stomach and raised a smile: "It's a good thing you like me, young master, and I like myself quite a bit. Are you so unhappy?"

Du Ling expected to finish this passage with a three-pointed free-spirited seven-point joke, but the tone of the actual operation was still a bit dry.After all, just halfway through his psychological construction, he received a confession that was the same as his last words. He had to give this former straight man some time to adapt.

"Hey, let's talk about you, don't pretend to be dead, why are you dissatisfied with falling in love with the young master?" He pretended to be chic and pulled the corner of his mouth, and poked Xiao Li's still bloodless face with his hand.

The relationship is not him, but this antique-level virgin who grew up in the mountains and is homophobic?

"No...it's not like between friends."

Xiao Li dodged his face away, avoiding the naughty finger that brought a warm touch, a blush gradually rose on his face: "It's... the kind of love that I want to do in London."

After finishing these words with difficulty, even Xiao Li's neck turned red, but his gaze became firm instead.

Although he was surprised that he imagined A-Ling as a woman and tactful Cheng Huan under him, but Jianxiu originally pursued to face his nature and act according to his heart.

He tortured himself, is this intention dirty?

Although it might be against the norms of things, he didn't really think it was dirty and obscene.So when Du Ling deliberately distorted and evaded, his intuitive reaction was to speak out his inner thoughts frankly.

Then the shy side was replaced.

"...Oh, you don't have to say it so bluntly." Du Ling looked up at the sky, and whispered with fever in his ears.

Isn't dunlun just an elegant old name for making love?

Fortunately, I have also been fascinated by ancient officialdom, otherwise I really don't understand it!Du Ling couldn't help but think of a certain scene from the previous day, and then accidentally expanded the association. It seemed that bubbles of peach and rice colors popped out... He looked up at the starry sky for a while, and finally couldn't help touching it. Nose tentatively said: "Let's do this, or we can...

... try? "

He felt that if he dared to take Joe for ten moves and refused, Xiao Li would be so ashamed in the next second that he would either draw his sword to kill himself or swing his sword to cut off his love. Du Ling thinks it's better to build a seven-level pagoda.

"……what?"

Xiao Li blinked sluggishly on rare occasions, and tightened his fingers grasping Du Ling's wrist reflexively, as if asking to prove what he meant.

"Try to date."

Seeing a high-cold fairy mountain being tossed into an uneasy look by himself, Du Ling suddenly relaxed, and felt that it was sweet to be so nervous and cared about. After that, even if he really couldn't be a couple, he might still be able to continue to be friends , then what is he worried about?

He wanted to hold Xiao Li with his backhand and give him a romantic and warm smile, but his small wrist couldn't move as if it was pinched by iron pliers. He curled his lips slightly to hurt his self-esteem and punctured the romantic bubble, and slapped the medicine bottle on Xiao Li. Put it on the forehead.

The male god is the male god, the heaven is full and the ground is round, and there is no shaking of a bottle on his head.

"Let's say it first, you are unmarried and I am unmarried. This is a pure relationship—just like before. There is no double cultivation below the neck. Don't think about it."

Well, at least don't even think about it until I reshape and become a tough guy who can push you.

However, this level is enough for the time being to satisfy the pure sword cultivator who has successfully confessed.

And what exactly are the two men going to do in that room... Xiao Li's eyes dimmed, he knew nothing about this way at this moment, so he shouldn't always think about things that go too far.

So he silently stared at Du Ling who was trying to hide his nervousness, and nodded slightly.

"Hey, that's it!" Du Ling, who felt that he was sure of victory, was very proud. He raised his eyebrows and tilted his head to look at this new boyfriend for a while. Adding up the single dog food for more than [-] years is not injustice.

Such an exciting time, no matter what, it's time to play hooligans to celebrate.

It was rare to be able to look down on the long-legged male god who was molested by lying flat people from a high position. He licked the corner of his mouth and revealed a wicked smile that he thought was very cool. Women and men?" Anyone can choose~~

Du Ling thought it was a domineering thing, but in Xiao Li's eyes, he only thought it was cute and naughty, and there seemed to be something fluffy in his heart trembling slightly.

The feeling of slowly approaching, and gradually being able to feel the warm breath of the other party was really exhausting, and finally he couldn't help but help the other party.

The upper bodies of the two people finally fit together tightly.

The waist is as thin as I remembered, and the lips are softer and sweeter than imagined... The moment the lips and teeth meet, Xiao Li's mind goes blank, and he captures the sweetness and softness of the two petals completely by instinct, carefully. Including sucking in the mouth.

Lying in his arms, Du Ling's mind was also blank, startled.

Originally, he just wanted to tease him and see how this guy was blushing, so why did he offer a kiss on his own initiative? !

The development is simply too fast! The first kiss of the doll has been contributed in this way!But to be honest, the tactile sensation is really different from when using the bird's beak, it's crispy and numb, as if there is a slight electric current passing through it...

"Hey you--"

The moment he opened his mouth to protest, Xiao Li's tongue took the opportunity to thrust in, and danced around another warm and moist strand of the same kind. Now Du Ling couldn't say anything, he just wanted to beat the ground.

——Pretending to be so innocent, but in fact, he is an old hooligan with a straight mouth and an honest body! !

However, when the sheep enter the tiger's mouth, it is too late to regret.

***Further plot was eaten***

"Boss—the food isn't ready yet? You're going to die of starvation!" Du Ling yelled weakly as he lay half on the table.

After smelling the smell of chili hot pot for a long time, my tears came out, but I didn't see the food on the table. Is this person in charge?No wonder, as the only restaurant in the small town, the door curtains are not repaired, so tattered, if it wasn't for the smell, the glutton in his stomach couldn't walk... He pursed his mouth, and stretched his hand to the opposite side Xiao Li pushed a piece of sesame cake out of the paper bag and threw it into his mouth.

"It's damp, and there's no fragrance at all... Bah, there's sand! Is the small place that you agreed to buy affordable and authentic?" Du Ling gave this place again from the bottom of his heart. The impression value was severely deducted by dozens of points, and he didn't remember that it was he himself who insisted that compared with big cities, or the kind of simple mountain villages and ancient towns that were more likely to receive the wild medicinal materials of the previous year, the two of them made this trip.

In fact, it was just that he managed to maintain his human form for a while, and wanted to come out to let the air out.

As for the idea of ​​taking the opportunity to date and enjoy a couple's tour...he firmly refuses to admit it.

"Water." After washing and wiping with a paper towel, he poured the tea and pushed it in front of Du Ling. Xiao Li wiped the corner of his mouth and wiped off the sesame residue stuck there.

Then when he withdrew his hand, it seemed to be unconsciously brought to him and licked it off.

"...I told you to pay attention to the impact!" It's fine to wipe someone's mouth with your hand, but what's the matter if you lick the sugar residue on it yourself! ?

Du Ling's unrestrained sitting posture of Da Ma Jin Dao turned into a guilty little daughter-in-law in a second, shrugged his shoulders and looked around. There were no other guests in the semi-open-air restaurant shed, and no one passed by at noon, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Glaring at Xiao Li fiercely, he stressed under his voice, "Didn't I tell you, although the two of us...well, but try not to behave so ambiguously outside." I understand too well, a boyfriend who is shy and introverted at the same time and unrestrained and nasty at the same time is really tiring.

"That's alright?" Xiao Li, who felt that the sugar residue was very sweet and not at all as bad as Du Ling said, asked blankly, as if he was very puzzled.

"Don't worry, they regard us as brothers." As a representative of how smart martial arts practitioners are, Xiao Li naturally heard the comments of passers-by on them during the journey, and he was very good at being considered a couple. He was quite satisfied with the brother who traveled together.

"Yes, Brother Qi." Du Ling raised the corners of his eyes, and looked meaningfully at Xiao Li's deep black eyes that seemed to flow with a smile.

Tsk, boring!

I really didn't expect that this guy actually likes brother and brother. Should we praise him for being interesting or spit on the vulgar old hooligan?A certain bird demon whose thoughts have long been polluted by the Internet's big dye vat intentionally distorted his thinking.

In fact, it is natural for passers-by to misunderstand. Although he and Xiao Li look nothing alike, both of them are very good-looking: the tall young man is handsome and elegant, and the shorter young man is lively and cute. They both have dark hair and fair skin and wear the same style. The Chinese-style double breasted will inevitably give people that illusion.

Yes, now his hair looks black too.Du Ling habitually fiddled with the few stubby hairs on the top heart that could really stand up, and couldn't help but sigh that the scope of application of modern sorcery is really wide.

At the beginning, he couldn't understand his blond and white hair, which was full of country sense, and he was afraid that he would turn back into a parrot and become a panda, so he didn't dare to dye his hair randomly. In the end, he had to ask for help from the members of the fairy circle of friends on WeChat, but Man Niang This seemingly classical and gentle, but in fact fashion-forward hacker friend really recommended him a super practical trick: a variant of blindfold that can change the color and shape of hair independently.

Not only is the coloring stable, but you can also spray the setting talisman water to fix the disobedient and messy hair. After Du Ling learned it, I couldn’t be more satisfied. Every minute, hundreds of oceans of mortal products will be thrown away. If one day the magic supplies come out On the surface of the water, it can definitely kill countless small factories with unlimited money.

#Feeling got another reason why the government must adhere to the unshakable belief in scientific materialism. #

Xiao Li put his face on his face, watching him intently, muttering and touching this and that like ADHD, and finally picked up the toilet paper hemp rope in boredom.

Fortunately, the food finally came at this time.

The local chicken wrapped in red pepper and various side dishes are piled up in a large rough earthen pot, and the hot and overbearing aroma hits the face, making people no longer have the mind to pay attention to other things, and can only swallow hard to pick up the saliva Chopsticks, feast on.

"The hospitality is not good, the two boys have been waiting for a long time, please eat more." The proprietress slammed the pot on the middle of the table, and the proprietress spoke Mandarin with a strong local accent, smiling, and said again. Serve them a plate of refreshing sour radish and a bucket full of rice.

"Oh, take your time." She added another pot of hot water, wiped her hands on the apron, and hurried to the back kitchen. Obviously there were no other guests, so no one knew what she was in a hurry for.

Du Ling, who was carrying chopsticks like flying and stuffing meat into his mouth with all his might, glanced at her back, and overwhelmed his doubts until his belly was completely full, and he ate a big pot of meat dishes upside down, leaving only one lone piece A few slices of residual ginger from the red pepper, and then he burped contentedly and thought about it again.

Called several times to check out in a lazy voice, but no one came to answer, Du Ling and Xiao Li looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and walked towards the small door leading to the back kitchen.

Lifting the dirty and greasy door curtain whose original color could hardly be seen, Du Ling, who took the lead, discovered that the small restaurant was almost a combination of a wall and half a kitchen. The place where they ate before was already a semi-outdoor shed. The cooking place in the back is even more exaggerated, it is directly the front yard of the real house: apart from a few genuine firewood stoves and chopping boards and vegetable baskets, there is actually a chicken ring not far away, and even a strip of hair is starting to turn white old dog.

Seeing strangers coming in, the old dog barked at them a few times: "No one is allowed to enter the kitchen area!"Youngsters who don't know the rules. '

I got here and finally there are monsters again?

Du Ling, who understood the content of the dog's barking, rounded his almond eyes, but right now he must not be able to argue with a dog, and he has to deal with the proprietress who finally noticed the guests running over because the dog called the police.

She stood up from the crowd of townspeople who were discussing something enthusiastically in local dialect, and put a smile on her dark red face: "This is the end of the meal, does it taste good?"

"Well, it's very delicious. Auntie's craftsmanship is this." Du Ling gave a thumbs up, and tilted his head to reveal the cuteness that is said to kill middle-aged and elderly women: "We called a few times and you came over without answering. It's so exciting, what happened?"

He blinked his big bright and innocent eyes like black gemstones, and said curiously with a full innocent smile.

But the proprietress hesitated for a moment, she put away her smile and put on a mysterious look, she purposely leaned a little closer to avoid people's eyes and whispered: "I don't think you are a nonsense person, so I will remind you, you guys hurry up , Ahead here, a monster has come out to harm people!"

Huh? ? !