It's not illegal

There is an old saying that the people open the door with seven things: firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea, and Du Ling found out sadly after entering the interior that the life of Xiao Li and Xiao Daxian can also be summed up in seven words, that is: the house is empty and there is no net.

…In fact, it’s fine if the room is as empty as Sister Bao’s snow cave. Anyway, Uncle Du is just a parrot now, and he can’t enjoy the top treatment of a soft kingsize big kang or a leather sofa, but the last three words are really bloody and tearful. Tolerate.

No · Yes · Internet!

In such an era of rapid information development, if you don’t have access to the Internet, you’re still an asshole in the city, why not just nestle in your old home in Shangougou and have a baby (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Du Ling also naively thought that Xiao Li was just economical and reluctant to get a broadband connection, but then he discovered that this great immortal was indeed a pure-blooded caveman: the mobile phone was an old man's phone with a keyboard that was given away for charging the phone bill. There are no electronic products at home or outside the whole body, and the only opportunity to touch the keyboard is to operate the cash register of the convenience store...

Looking at the stack of old newspapers placed in front of him as nesting materials, and listening to the bumpkin with the face of a god telling him not to defecate indiscriminately, Du Ling felt drunk, and seriously thought about whether to change it. Personally ask for support.

But also... a little bit reluctant.

At least the old antique owner who is emotionally indifferent and lives in his own world also has his benefits. For example, Xiao Li will not search the Internet for information like Du Ling did when he first adopted Kanye, and of course he will not realize that his acting skills are not up to standard. There is something wrong with the fake parrot.

He even upholds the simple and healthy way of feeding chickens, people eat what birds eat, and never sells feed when there is a small amount of free-range chickens—the better thing is that Xiao Li is probably very educated and never leftovers Such a young man, so he specially puts half an extra portion of bento for Mr. Parrot to enjoy.

...Anyway, as one of the few employee benefits in convenience stores, you can't eat for nothing.

Du Ling, who lived a happy life with enough food every day without having to pay for it out of his own pocket, gave himself a passing grade for this great fairy breeder.

As for feeding and feeding, he keeps a blank expression on his face and doesn't explain anything. Anyway, he has become a pet, so he doesn't pay attention to the integrity of not eating cheap food, and naturally he won't suffer from indigestion because no one is coaxing him to eat.Although the living habits are extremely backward, at least it is not ignorant that there is still value in saving. To evaluate a person, don't look at what he says, but look at how he does——

When he first received a food bowl containing rice, minced meatballs, and cucumber scrambled eggs, Du Ling, who hadn't tasted home-cooked food for a long time, was reluctant to lift his head, and came to the conclusion with relief: this is clearly A piece of fresh meat with cold noodles and warm heart that is very valuable for training!It has great market potential.

As for whether the bird's stomach can digest these heavy oil and salt meals, he is not worried at all.

Kanye used to like to snatch the meat in his box lunch back then. His mouth was snarky and his eyes were poisonous. Every time there were good ingredients such as chicken legs, pork ribs, and braised lion heads, they never fell into Du Ling's mouth in their entirety. Pass.And the rich snack library of the dead house is also stored. Kanye also tasted a sunflower parrot all over the place. I have never seen it have diarrhea. I asked netizens and said that occasionally I can adapt to eating like this since I was a child, so Du Ling let it go. .

Now that I have become Kanye, of course I will continue to eat and eat with confidence.

To be honest, if he didn’t know that he could still enjoy the delicious food, how could he have such a big nerve to accept that he became a bird so easily (Hey, is this what you are pursuing!

Cough, the topic of foodies will not be mentioned for the time being.

Speaking of <deleted>reformed<deleted> to save the host's boring outlook on life, although Du Ling is a character who is broad-minded, not fat and doesn't care too much, he doesn't enjoy being poor. The idea of ​​making another fortune before the end of the world and accumulating some extravagant capital in the future.

But he is just a parrot now, there is no other way to make money on his own except for the unsecured way of online coding, but he can’t hold back his current owner. As for the stunningly beautiful man with his own soft light, if he can figure out a way to make him famous, whether it's posting advertisements, receiving endorsements or selling private photos, he can always earn some resources.

Of course, Du Ling is still slowly thinking about how to do it. He has already deeply realized the principles of people's change of mind, wealth and wealth, and absolute interests breed absolute malice. He doesn't want to test human nature at all. The driving force behind the scenes, the obvious identity is just a silly pet bird that only gets the honor of the owner.

Anyway, there are only two years left, as long as there is no suspicion during these two years.

Later, when the doomsday comes and the animals mutate, which idiot has the time to investigate a pet with a high IQ?

The idea is very beautiful, but the reality is that he still has to fly to the top of the building to surf the Internet secretly like a thief-basically, Xiao Li, who is on the night shift at the convenience store, will not take Du Ling to work, and the birdcage without a lock is of course It was impossible to lock up Uncle Parrot, so night became Du Ling's time to relax.

Squatting against the cold wind on the [-]th floor of the air-conditioning box and brushing the Internet, Du Ling felt that he was working too hard, and it was only natural that the environment was too difficult and he could not write.

The inspiration has been scratched away, okay? It's definitely not his fault that he can never regain his original relaxed state of mind.

It seemed that he was destined to enter the palace, Xiao Heidou stared deeply at the author's backstage for a while, and finally clicked the X in the upper right corner again.Then he clicked on the beating penguin, and read through the messages of past friends one by one, but found that he could hardly remember who these people were. Du Ling sighed silently.

Sure enough, even if you are reborn, you can't go back to the past.

He found the account of his co-rented roommate and left a message to the other party, saying that he had other developments and was in a hurry to leave. If the rent is not refunded, you don’t have to think about me, and then he went offline and shut down the phone.

He didn't even remind the other party that if the transformer was struck by lightning, he might have to face the landlord's anger, which was very black-hearted.

Well, whoever let the rent be mortgaged for three feet and four digits can't get it back, he has to vent his anger.

Stuffing the phone that was running out of battery back into the space, Du Ling shook off a layer of water droplets that had condensed on the feathers for a while, spread his wings and prepared to leave this secret base and go back to the convenience store to pretend to be cute, see if he can do it He cheated for supper to fill his stomach, but was frightened by a burst of barking and barking so that his feet slipped.

This slip was so unfortunate that it slipped out of the small foothold of the air-conditioning box, and fell straight down the stairs.

Damn!It's a good thing that Grandpa can fly now, otherwise, wouldn't this be the end of Xiao Minger's game?

Wiping the cold sweat on his non-existent forehead, Du Ling flew back with his wings fluttering with vengeance. He wanted to see which dog would dare to scare the uncle like this——

"Wow~~Wow, woof, woof!!" Thief, thief!Chicken thief! !

A husky's stupid face was sticking to the window, with a slanted expression squeezed out from the gap in the curtains, and when the white-feathered chicken thief flew back, it screamed like a stimulant, the voice was so loud The neighbors couldn't stand it, and yelled through the wall to the next door to take care of your dog son.

However, the father and mother of Erha's dog are obviously not at home, so they let it be the mad dog.

Make sure that the owner of this family is not there, and the culprit who caused this scene can rest assured to play with the dog.Anyway, the well dog couldn't do anything to him through the double-layer glass, so Du Ling squatted on the air-conditioning case and raised his crown provocatively.

Hmph, although what he heard was just a dog barking, unfortunately he could understand what the dog said. It was just using the exhaust air from your air conditioner to keep warm. How could he become a thief?

And your uncle's chicken thief, is there such a handsome chicken that can fly! ?As a sunflower parrot imported from Australia, it is worth at least a few hundred chickens!

Master Bird was dissatisfied with all kinds of things, so he crushed a silly dog ​​with ten grades of Mandarin without hesitation: "I didn't even enter your house, what can I steal, tsk tsk, just say it if you want to howl, don't frame innocent people at will!" .”

Du Ling didn't pay attention to it before, but this time he could understand the barking of dogs, which made him wonder if he turned on the animal language communication skill after being dressed as a bird, but he had neither learned dog language nor knew how normal sunflower parrots should be. Barking, so trying to communicate can only speak Mandarin with an Australian accent.

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!" Steal traffic!Steal wifi chicken thief!The master said so!Erha was howling with great excitement, obviously he could understand what Du Ling said.

"Don't be ridiculous, I don't even know the password of your home's wifi, just steal it." Du Ling retorted with good reason.Although he was a little excited when he found this geomantic treasure yesterday when the search hotspot showed a full signal, but he gave up after guessing the original password a few times.

Since it didn't constitute a fact, then he can naturally say that he is just passing by at this time, and he has never taken a needle from the people.

Well, that's right.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!!" Isn't it just six 1s, don't pretend to be stupid, you must know that this baby saw you playing with your phone!

Oh~~111111 ah~get√

Uncle Parrot understood, smiled and stroked the dog's head with kind eyes.

"Wang woo woo~~~~~~" After realizing that he had betrayed the password by slipping his mouth, Erha covered his eyes with his paws and let out a miserable cry.

It is such an honest and good dog that it really can't fight against the treacherous and cunning villain, Ma Ma, I'm sorry for your trust, let me choose the dog leash.

"Okay, silly dog, stop howling. What's your name? Let's make friends," the parrot outside the window didn't laugh like the standard villain that Husky imagined, but instead offered an olive branch in a very friendly way: "If we're friends, even if you use your home's wifi, it's not considered stealing. When your hostess invites friends to play, it doesn't matter if they connect to the Internet, right?"

That must be okay... It seems reasonable to say so?

The sad husky's eyes lit up, and his tail was already flicking happily: "Wow, woof, woof!" My name is Tiantian, what's your name?

...As expected of the top three idiots in the polar region, this IQ is really touching.

"The nickname is Kanye, if you want to be more intimate, you can call me Grandpa." Even if the other party is a dog, he never forgets to take advantage of others. Du Ling thinks that this must be because his innocent nature has been polluted by the cheap attribute of a parrot beak for the sake.

Anyway, what he uttered was the original name of the parrot. Associating with small animals in this capacity should be regarded as the continuation of Kanye's brilliant career, Amen.

A few words fooled a younger brother and a long-term stronghold, he was only concerned about the sound, not aware of the deep meaning hidden in this subconscious reaction that seemed to have a sudden inspiration.

It will take time for the shocking secret to be revealed.