It's not illegal

Since accepting Erha Tiantian's standard dog legs, Du Ling has been paying attention to the small animals around him. He found that not all animals can understand their calls, and not all animals can understand human speech.

As far as the entire community is concerned, apart from the huskies that happened to come across, there is only one eunuch Persian cat and a few magpies who can really understand human language. Although able to communicate to some extent, there is no obvious level of supernormal intelligence.

Birds are generally quite afraid of Du Ling, a strange species, but there is also a group of chirping and noisy sparrows who do the opposite, relying on him as the boss, and come to him every day to find a sense of security when they have nothing to do.

... Not to mention that these little fur balls are really useful as foot warmers in winter, so Du Ling just let them go, anyway, he is in a good mood now.

Du Ling spent several days and so much time and energy to verify whether animals generally have thoughts, which is also helpless.

When reading cute pet novels, you will feel that all small animals are actually human, and the setting of understanding human language is cute, but if it is true in reality, it will be horrifying to think about it, okay?

The feeling that there are countless pairs of intelligent creatures staring at you anytime and anywhere, even if you do your best, you will still feel creepy.

Just imagine: you think that no one is doing silly things like popping pimples in front of the mirror, humming a song to pick your feet, getting up and spinning around, etc., but in fact, countless small animals see it in their eyes and look at it Sending out a nympho whim on the phone and washing the screen with saliva can become the daily talk of the sparrow army. Do you feel that your privacy is completely lost?

Imagine again: if you eat a salmon casually, you may be a thinker, artist and writer in their circle. Is there a sour taste of turning into a cruel cannibal?

So it's great to say that most animals are just ordinary animals, especially under the premise that the apocalyptic mutation is destined to come two years later. what future.

The worst didn't happen, so Du Ling could breathe a sigh of relief.

Although he is no longer a member of the Homo sapiens species, he still has a red heart towards the party, and he has broken his heart on the standpoint of his compatriots in the past.

As for these special animals with advanced intelligence that can communicate with him, Du Ling suspects that they will all become the dominant monster leaders in the last days in the future, so they must establish a good relationship with them in advance.

People always have a little selfishness that is not worth mentioning.

Well, it's not worth mentioning to make the BOSS reserve as a younger brother and then secretly feel good about it.

But the focus of the future Overlord of Alien Beasts lies in the 'future', and now they are just a silly dog, a tsundere Mimi and a few rambunctious rascals, and Du Ling doesn't want to lower his style and mix with them when it's not necessary.

His new interest is to observe the mysterious owner who is very convincing just by his face.

Yes, mysterious.

After the initial shock that the village didn't have Internet access, Du Ling began to notice something unusual about Xiao Li. Gradually, he no longer regarded the temporary owner as a bumpkin who happened to be a good-looking bumpkin, and began to believe that this must be true. He is a worldly expert with secrets.

Although apart from the fact that Xiao Li does not use the Internet at all but has a library card, specializes in history, humanities and social sciences, and has the habit of buying newspapers for morning exercises every morning, he has not found any martial arts in this great immortal. It is a sign of escaping learning and secretly practicing unrivaled magic skills, but the more regular and boring life is like this day after day, the more suspicious Du Ling is.

How can there be a beautiful young man with a normal body and mind who would be content with such a boring life like plain boiled water?

He must be hiding some big secret.

Du Ling, who was overwhelmed by Xiao Li's cold eyes every time he wanted to make a fool of himself, insisted on saying that the man's sixth sense honed in the end of the world was guiding him to avoid evil and seek good fortune, and he bet on Chaoyang The id of the masses vowed to find out the truth!

——Hmph, Xiao Daxian, Xiao Daxian, no matter how well you pretend, your outstanding mastery will have already betrayed you~

A certain parrot began to dig out the owner's sniffing secrets with high spirits, relying on being a bird to pretend to be stupid, his movements of searching for evidence can be said to be pervasive - this of course does not include him following people to peek in the toilet What the fairy bird looks like was an accident, heck, it was really an accident!

Compared with the physical body strengthened by 120% in the memory, the slightly injured bird master still felt defeated and stuffed this memory into the garbage dump in the back of his head.

In fact, the basis for Du Ling's swearing is mainly because he had an itchy claw when he was digging the bottom of the box to sharpen his claws. Xiao Li even wrapped it in a white cloth to cover it up. You can see that it is a three-foot Qingfeng!

A handsome man with a classic temperament!There is a sword hidden in the house!This looks like the setting of the hidden family, urban master, and XX martial arts category. Of course, it may also be the ancient wearer... Speaking of the fairy face, it really looks like the ancients. I don’t know whether it is wearing or soul wearing. ?

The more I think about it, the more it seems like that. Dulmos, a former street writer who has experienced the end of the world and the rebirth of the space, has a slightly bigger brain, and he persuades himself when he edits and edits—mainly because the fairy face is so poor that he has such a virtue It's impossible to buy a sword for decoration, or you used to be an honorary member of the old Tai Chi sword morning training group, and you can't believe it if you use it to deceive fools.

At least it is impossible for the members of the elderly morning exercise group to become a convenience store owner. Just with a fairy face, it is impossible to scare a group of hooligans who love to drink and make trouble in the middle of the night to detour.

Du Ling, who used to be a scumbag in a dead house war, was still fighting wildly after awakening his abilities, and he had a lot of expectations for the owner's force value.

Thinking secretly about how to make Xiao Li fall into the trap and add another weight to future safety, the bright yellow crest and feathers on the head of Du Ling's parrot opened and closed regularly, and the eyes were half closed and the feathers were loose and fluffy. A bird hung from the back of the chair like a big furball.

He didn't realize at all that he had already begun to consider the possibility of entering the end of the world with his owner.

Just at this time, Xiao Li looked up from the last page of the Song History book in his hand, and saw his silly bird immersed in his own world, with a cute and silly look on the face of a bird that alternately proud and tangled.

There is no sign of practicing at all, and he is really playing the role of a qualified pet bird.

Sure enough, kung fu is in the world, and he is still out of place after being here for several years. It is true that his hard work is not enough, but he also has no idea how to do the so-called training of the world.

Xiao Li sighed secretly, and said, "Du Ling."

He doesn't have the modern habit of calling pets with overlapping words. Every time he calls Du Ling, he always uses the same two words together.

Strictly speaking, Xiao Li's voice is very pleasant, but it is neither magnetic nor gentle. Instead, it is ethereal like the music of ancient pilgrimage to heaven, which makes people not have any thoughts of disobedience.

At least Du Ling felt the bird's body tremble at this moment, and he shrank his neck and began to work obediently.

He didn't even need to look at each other, he knew exactly what Xiao Li told him to do at this time: He looked at the long-sleeved shirt on the other person's body that didn't match the cold wind outside, then flew to the back of the door and picked up the slim long down jacket , and then grabbed the check velvet scarf and leather gloves one by one, and dressed his owner warmly.

Hmm~ Now this is like a normal person who has to go out in the early morning with a north wind of force four or five.

Seeing Xiao Li put on his coat according to his arrangement, Du Ling raised his short tail with a strange sense of accomplishment.

Cough, it must be an illusion that I feel that I am becoming more and more obsequious, that a parrot is about to be trained to be a loyal dog, etc. He is just exaggerating his style and sympathizing with a poor person who has a thermoreceptor disorder and doesn't know what clothes to wear under what conditions.

Watching Xiao Li go out with a bag of brick books that he wanted to return to the library, Du Ling couldn't help but began to recall how the relationship between the two became like this...

In fact, at the beginning, I couldn't tell whether it was because I couldn't stand it or was trying it out. Although Xiao Li always stood upright and didn't shy away from the cold, Du Ling couldn't feel at ease when he saw him fighting the cold winter in his single clothes. When he got off work from the convenience store, he couldn't help showing off, picked up a rough woolen scarf from a stall selling warm clothes and threw it on the other party's head.

It was a vulgar fabric with a particularly carefree selection of colors, bright red and green, which added a bit of smoke and fire to Xiao Shenxian.

But Xiao Li really paid for it, and solemnly thanked a parrot, and asked if it had any good suggestions.

... Then Du Ling seemed to be hypnotized, going back and forth between the stalls of four or five small shops, and gave out several sets of high-quality and cheap winter hot styles.

Although I don't know how many times I have been praised for how smart your bird is, and because of her handsome, stalwart and cute image, the bosses have taken the initiative to give you a discount, but Du Ling still regards that day as a shameful day of falling IQ and entered it into black history.

What a beauty.

But he is obviously straight, how can he be so fascinated by a handsome boy's compliments!

What's worse is that this guy Xiao Li is very aggressive. Since then, he has enslaved such a poor and weak bird as a matter of course to serve and dress him. Throwing makes people feel chilly, let alone sincere thanks. The feeling of being respected and treated equally before must be an illusion.

But even though I won’t say thank you anymore, Xiao Li would occasionally buy stuffed candy and fried chestnuts in addition to the rich lunch boxes in the convenience store to please himself... I can barely forgive him.

The kindness of a meal should be reciprocated by the spring, the young master is such a principled bird.

After turning into a parrot, the greedy bird who loves the sweet and warm chestnuts even more into the bone marrow thought so, turned his head and wiped the saliva accidentally left on the back feathers.

After thinking about it for a while, Du Ling felt that it was time for him to do something serious. Anyway, Xiao Li, who was not on the day shift, would spend most of the day in the library every time he went to the library. For example, occupy all the plugs, and charge the harem pets such as mobile phones and tablet game consoles.

Then he took his posture and began to frown (although there were no eyebrows to frown) to squeeze the update.

Calvin's incident is more painful than constipation (after being a bird, he doesn't have constipation anymore, but incontinence is worrying). He looked at the heroine of Kaolin Flowers he wrote in the past, and then thought about eating and drinking now. Xiao Daxian who slept under his nose.

I feel that I can substitute myself into the poor little maid who waits for dressing and eating in minutes, and I will go to fight with the female frequency with the little prince who is a beast in clothes and a cold face.

Distance creates beauty, the ancients never deceive me!

In the end, Du Ling shook his hair, and once again threw his weak conscience and Pingkeng Yewang into the small black room, and happily clicked on the shopping website to search for special food.

The courier guy in their area is very arrogant, the goods are always thrown out according to the house number, and they don't even make a notification call, but it happens to be cheap for a really shameless buyer like Du Ling.

However, considering Xiao Li's unbelievable good looks, even such a coquettish courier boy can't help but say hello to him when he meets him on the road, so Du Ling chose his dilapidated rental house as the delivery address.Anyway, things like compressed biscuits and canned meat won't break if they are thrown on the corridor. He just needs to wait for the people to leave before picking up the goods.

Randomly typed a line on WW, "Pack a little more and give me a gift~", Du Ling, who felt that he was so witty, happily placed an order for the special instant noodles, and began to shop around to find the matching ham sausage. , while searching and humming a ditty I composed myself, but unfortunately the accompaniment was too single and out of tune.

Listen, it's bang bang bang bang bang, it's like knocking on glass——

? !

Shaking his head and obsessed with shopping, Uncle Du finally came back to his senses. He bristled and turned his head to look, but there was a little gray magpie anxiously shaking its tail outside the window COS Woodpecker, almost cracking the glass.

"Cha—!" Boss Boss is not good!Someone is grabbing the site! !Seeing that Du Ling finally noticed him, Little Gray Magpie hurriedly raised his voice and cried out.

"Cha! Chacha—!" It was so powerful, the brothers couldn't hold it anymore!

The gray magpie's cry was originally unpleasant as if someone was arguing with someone, and now the irritable mood is even more piercing like fingernails scratching glass, but now Du Ling has no time to pay attention to the health of the younger brother's vocal cords.

Hearing the news of a strong dragon crossing the river, instead of being angry, he spread the crown of his head into a flower with great interest.

"Awesome?" How powerful can it be? Could there be a fierce beast that mutated in advance?

Du Ling thought to himself that the mutated parrot would have at least the fighting power of several hundred geese, and Du Ling, who could fight the second to third level mutant beasts of the last days, decided to try his hand.

"It's just right if it's strong~" The parrot who clicked on the lockpicking specialty easily pulled out the latch, pushed open the window and jumped out.

It's been so many days since he was reborn and he hasn't had a chance to fight, let him meet them——