Actually I'm a cat gl

The rest chair is facing the school gate, as long as the school bell rings, the group of little radish heads will rush out like a tide, all in black, wearing different clothes.

Both Zhan Han and Misman sat down, she was holding a hot dog in her hand, her short legs were dangling in the air, she flickered, her immature voice was full of sadness that is rare for children, "I came to ask the teacher to sign today, I'm transferring to another school. It's hard to see you...you guys in the future."

Misman was taken aback, and turned to look at Zhan Han, but Zhan Han looked at the school gate, and suddenly laughed, "It was supposed to be my parents who came to issue the certificate today, but because my father read the newspaper a few days ago , it said that Old Witch Yuan was fired, so I'll take a look."

It was clearly written in the newspaper, but without the incident of Zhong Jiaren shooting, Zhan Han had an intuition that this incident must have something to do with the people in Yimiaotang.The demon king in their class would shrink back when facing Teacher Yuan. She didn't believe that everyone in Ban Rouzhen's class would be brave enough to resist unanimously.Moreover, when Mr. Yuan beat and scolded the devil king in the class, the situation was more serious than what the newspaper said.

"Meow." Why did you change schools suddenly?Mi Siman asked, but she knew that the other party would not understand, so she didn't pay much attention.

"Xiao Jiu...do you still remember the last time we met? It was the time I sent you home. In fact, I played truant," Zhan Han sighed and pouted, "If I had been braver then That's good, your master and your master's friends are so powerful, if you can teach those bastards a lesson, you can definitely clean up that teacher."

Misman: ...you think too much girl.

She stuck out her pink tongue and licked the hot dog. It was a bit sweet and the chili wasn't dipped enough.The hot dog was bigger than her mouth, and she could only eat it in small bites.

"...Before, all the classmates in the class sent things to Witch Yuan, and she kept targeting me when I didn't." Zhan Han was a little annoyed, "Then I couldn't take it anymore that day, and she asked me to run around the playground alone. She said that I was stupid like a pig, and she wanted to slap me, but luckily I ran fast."

"I couldn't stand it after running around, so I ran over the wall and ran into you."

Mi Siman: Oh... So if she had asked Ban Rouzhen to ask what was going on that day, maybe Zhan Han was still in primary school right now.She swallowed the chewed hot dog.

Zhan Han talked to her a lot later, "When Witch Yuan called my parents, she also humiliated my parents, saying that farmers should not come to the city to pollute the air. It is too much. After going back that day, my father was drunk, and my mother hid and cried secretly." Speaking of this, Zhan Han's eyes were a little red, in her heart, her father had always been a tall and stalwart image, and it was the first time she saw him. Dad looks like that.

"After reading the newspaper that day, my dad was drunk again, so he was happy," Zhan Han said, laughing, "My dad was cursing that he was not as fleshy as a child. Then he went out I was worried, so I followed secretly, only to find that he smashed all the glass in Witch Yuan's house, and even spit on the door."

Misman: ...Is this something to be happy about?Forget it, she would be angry too.

Zhan Han checked that it was not early, and was about to go back. She threw the bamboo stick into the trash can next to her, then raised her hand to touch Mi Siman's head, "Xiao Jiu, please help me say thank you to Ban Rouzhen and the others." Ban Rouzhen and the others are like big sisters in her heart, she will feel shy when approaching them, and she hopes that she can be as brave as them.

"Meow." Mi Siman responded, and it happened that the school bell rang at this time, and the security guard went to open the school gate, and a group of little carrot heads quickly ran towards the outside, spreading out in twos and threes at the school gate.When Mi Siman saw Ban Rouzhen, his eyes lit up and he rushed over.

A few children stood at the school gate, looked around, and then saw a running kitten.Mi Siman jumped into Ban Rouzhen's arms two or three times. Ban Rouzhen bent slightly and took Mi Siman into his arms, and then rubbed against her cheek.

"Meow meow meow meow." I saw Zhan Han just now, and she said let me say thank you to you!

Yu Zilin curled her lips, "I ran away from home arguing at noon today, but now I'm reconciled as before, which is amazing."

Zhong Jiaren, "No matter what, couples quarrel like this, quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed."

Ban Rouzhen turned her head and looked over, only then remembered that Xiao Jiu said today that she would sleep in a separate bed, she stared at Misman, and then said to the two: "Xiao Jiu said that she would sleep in a separate bed with me."

other people:……

At night, a few people took advantage of the street lights outside, wrapped themselves tightly, and had a snowball fight outside. Ban Rouzhen took Mi Siman to hide, and asked in a low voice what happened to Zhan Han today.Mi Siman meowed and meowed, and Ban Rouzhen said, "Oh, it would be great if I found out earlier."

After that, Ban Rouzhen told the other people about it. At any rate, they all went to Zhan Han's house for dinner, so they had a little friendship after all.After they knew about it, they paid a little attention and found that Zhan Han had indeed transferred to another school. After some discussion, they went to Zhan Han's class and asked the other monitor that it was Zhan Han's birthday. They found out that it was in December, so they planned to go there. Celebrate each other.

Several adults in the building also knew about this matter and did not object, and even generously gave them money to buy a cake.Teacher Zhi didn't know where he got the news, so he kept up with it, and even made a [-]-inch birthday cake by himself, and made some extra snacks.

Before going, Ban Rouzhen called Zhan Han and said that he would go over to celebrate his birthday. Zhan Han was flattered, and after a few times of shy away, he agreed shyly.

Because Zhan Han was in class on his birthday, he decided to spend his birthday outside at night. Zhan's parents and Zhan's mother went home after making arrangements. They felt that the children who came were all children, and the presence of adults might make them feel uncomfortable.Unexpectedly, Teacher Zhi followed.There is also this "family" next to him.

Zhan Han met Teacher Zhi, "Hello, Teacher."

Teacher Zhi nodded with a smile, "You can also call me Big Sister."

Cai Keyu next to her said, "You can also call me sister."

Ban Rouzhen hugged the cat, handed over the gift, and said, "Happy birthday."

Misman: "Meow." Happy birthday.She spat out the small gift bag in her mouth into Zhan Han's hand. What she gave was her childhood toy, which had been washed by Ban Ma. After all, as a cat, she didn't have much money.

A group of people in Meow Hall also gave gifts, and several people sat around a table, first sang the birthday song together, and then ate.Ban Rouzhen took out the small plate, because there were other people eating, so she would not take the chopsticks used by Mi Siman to pick up the dishes.

After the meal, the group of people were still a little bit dispirited, and Cai Keyu took them to karaoke at his own expense. Teacher Zhi firmly stopped them, "They are still children, no!"

Several children blinked their eyes at Teacher Zhi, and Ban Rouzhen said slowly, "But today is Zhan Han's birthday, and today is the biggest birthday person, does Zhan Han want to go?"

Zhan Han glanced at the expressions of the others, nodded affirmatively and said, "I want to go!"

Teacher Zhi: ...

Teacher Zhi disagreed, thinking that Cai Keyu was not even 18 years old, and she definitely couldn't go without her.It turned out that Cai Keyu was a frequent visitor to that ktv, saw her bring a group of radish heads, and asked them to take them to the box without asking anything.It was the first time for a few primary school students to go to this kind of place, and they all followed quietly like chickens. The lights inside were dim, and there was a feeling of grandeur in a novel.

The waiter in a neat suit opened the door, and after adjusting the equipment, he subconsciously asked Cai Keyu, "Do you need to be called a princess today?"

Teacher Zhi glanced over, Cai Keyu said calmly, "No need."

In the end, the eldest sister and sister Cai sat in the corner, and the home court was completely occupied by the little radish heads. At this time, they were still listening to tapes, and they didn't know many songs, but the victory was that they were in high spirits, and they would be chaotic when they played the original singing. Shout out.After singing for a while, I became a little tired. Cai Keyu, who was next to me, looked interesting, and said with a microphone, "Come on, Ban Jiu will also sing a song."

Zhan Han: "Good!"

Ban Rouzhen: ...

Ban Rouzhen couldn't stop her, and sat beside her with a dark face. Misman originally wanted to refuse, because she was a cat, how could a cat sing, and besides, she didn't know any songs at the moment. A few, the only ones that evoke her 90s are the last time Yidan sang outside the window.

But Yu Zilin was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so she said beside her, "Let Rouzhen sing with her cat."

This proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone, including Ban Rouzhen.

Misman: ...

Zhan Han, who was sitting on the karaoke table, quickly ordered a song "Outside the Window". Ban Rouzhen sang so fascinatedly that she even changed "Dream Girl" to "Dream Kitten". Zhi Enru listened directly Sprayed, Mi Siman had no choice but to "sing" a few words along.

When going back, Ban Rouzhen hugged Mi Siman, Mi Siman was drunk in KTV, and the whole cat was dizzy.Lying in the arms of the class servant, she faintly heard the quarrel between Zhi Enru and Cai Keyu from behind, as if they were talking about "princess". She thought to herself, she never thought that Cai Keyu, who is so famous for cheating in the future, would still call her princess often. She thought...

Ban Rouzhen wiped Misman's body with a wet towel, and then hugged Misman into the bed.

At the end of 97, Mi Siman didn't go to school with Ban Rouzhen. She was a bit sleepy that day. Ban's mother was afraid that something would happen to her, so she came back at noon to warm her up and touched her forehead. After confirming that there is no problem, he left again.

Mi Siman is in a bad mood today because...today is her birthday, and she was born in another city in China.She couldn't help but wonder, was there a cat version of herself on the other side when she was born?

In the afternoon, Ban Rouzhen came home and brought back snacks and a popsicle, which she brought home from school all the way, but it didn't melt at all. She saw that Misman was in a bad mood, so she teased her a few times, Misman He didn't give a response, and he was a little anxious in his heart, so he couldn't help asking, "Xiao Jiu, tell me, have you become human?"

Misman's heart was beating wildly, and she turned her head to look at it as if slowing down the camera, and then heard Ban Rouzhen's next sentence, "You are obviously a cat, but you are as sentimental as a human being."

Misman gave her a paw.

During the winter vacation, a group of children are like runaway horses, playing wildly in the yard all day long. They no longer like the kind of firecrackers that need to be lit with fire, but throw them. Throw it over hard, and it explodes under the feet of the person with a "bang", and the cannon is dropped in a few hits.

Xia Haiyang was so stupid that he dropped the cannon and burst it in his pocket. The sudden explosion startled him, tears and snot came out, the picture was so beautiful that no one dared to look at it.

When the weather got colder, they missed the last time they met a second middle school student grilling fish by the lake. They found tools at home and ran to prepare a picnic.

The wooden board was too heavy, so a few people simply drilled holes, caught a few fat fish and went back, preparing to cook grilled fish at Mr. Zhi's house.Teacher Zhi gave them the key, and went to the vegetable market to buy some other ingredients. Few of the group knew how to cook, so Cai Keyu had no choice but rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen.

Yu Zilin motioned everyone to gather together, and whispered, "Do you think there is anything different about Mr. Zhi's house?"

Zhong Jiaren observed for a while, "It's a little less popular."

Misman: So Zhongjia can tell people apart by smell?

Mrs. Zhi hadn’t bought her dishes yet. Liu Bin came up with a parrot on her shoulder and a dog by her side. She had a smile on her face. It’s rare to see a girl with such a perverted smile, but she is pretty. Just smiling like this won't make people feel annoying, Cai Keyu glanced at her, "Since you're here, let's help with the cooking."

Liu Bin glanced at the six radish heads in the living room, and sat down on the sofa, "The visitor is a guest, did you ask the guest to do it?"

Cai Keyu kicked her, "Go."

Liu Bin persisted for a while, but finally had no other choice, and entrusted the birds and dogs to a few elementary school students, "I just bought this dog, and it's easy to lose it. You should look carefully, and Yidan, you should also be careful." Go to the kitchen.

Although it was a picnic at home, the taste was not bad at all, and several primary school students ate it deliciously.Yidan and the black dog ate fish without seasoning, but the fishbone was picked out. Misman looked envious, and she pushed the plate with fish towards Ban Rouzhen, "Meow meow meow .” Pick me up.

Ban Rouzhen glanced at her, then at the birds and dogs next to her, and then stretched out her chopsticks to pick them bit by bit. Before Misman had time to react, she ate them in one bite and chewed them a few times. Looking at Misman's stunned face, she said: "Want to eat? Come, I have it in my mouth." She opened her mouth, and the tip of her tongue sent out a little white fish meat.

Except for the people in Yimiaotang, the rest were dumbfounded, Zhi Enru: "You let the cat eat the meat in your mouth?!"

Seeing that something was wrong, Yu Zilin quickly swallowed the fish in her mouth, "Teacher, don't worry, Rouzhen is just joking with Ban Jiu, how could it be true."

As soon as the words fell, Misman raised his furry paws and stuck them into Ban Rouzhen's mouth. When the paws scratched, the meat in Ban Rouzhen's mouth flew out. Misman also used Ban Rouzhen's clothes Wipe paws.

"Meow." Served it right.

Ban Rouzhen only felt that her tongue was full of cat hair. Although she said, "If you love her, you have to be willing to eat her shit", but the feeling of cat hair in her mouth is really not good, but in order to prove that she loves Xiao Jiu It was true love, so he quickly grabbed the water glass next to him and took a sip. Misman's eyes lit up: Damn mentally retarded!

Afterwards, Ban Rouzhen honestly gave Misman a fishbone, and Misman was very comfortable being served, and when she felt necessary, she still had to give Misman a little praise as an encouragement.Although she stood up from the table, stretched her waist, raised her front paws to hug Ban Rouzhen's head, and kissed her.

Ban Rouzhen pursed her lips and smiled.

While eating snacks, the community security came to the door, followed by two people, both of whom Ban Rouzhen had met last time, and said they were asking her for an interview, but the other party didn't come that day, she didn't know what to do Contact is out of the question.

"Something was delayed a few days ago, and you were on vacation again, so I said come directly." The reporter smiled, looking a little more mature than before.

When he saw Zhi Enru, his eyes suddenly lit up. Cai Keyu suddenly felt a sense of crisis, so he walked over to block his sight and smiled slightly, "Then hurry up and interview."

The reporter paused, and finally said with a smile: "Okay."

Ban Rouzhen forgot to bring her key, and she had to wait for Ban's parents to come back to get in, so she did an interview at Zhi Enru's house, with several pairs of eyes staring at her.The security guard next to him hadn't left yet. This was the first time he saw a reporter interviewing a cat. He thought it was very strange, so he watched it for a while.

The interview was only done for an hour or two. The reporter brought a small notebook and didn't memorize much. When he finally left, he asked Misman to leave a paw print in his notebook and took pictures of it for Misman. a photograph.Cai Keyu next to him stepped forward and said to the reporter, "Hey, I still have the recording of the cat singing, do you want it? It sang a duet to its owner's love song."

Mi Siman has a constipated face, Cai Keyu is really an impatient girl!So insidious, cunning and shameless!

Reporter: "Okay, okay, I'm really sorry for your inconvenience!"

Cai Keyu passed it to him via bluetooth, and when she was sending the reporter away, she suddenly leaned into the reporter's ear and said something, the reporter suddenly widened his eyes, glanced at Zhi Enru, then quickly looked away, turned around and fled left.

Liu Bin was a little strange, "What did you tell him?"

Yidan said loyally: "She said, 'This is my woman'."

Finally, in order to make room for the two to fight, a group of people left quickly.

The reporter finally told Ban Rouzhen and others that this news will be broadcast on both sides of the TV and newspapers, and the evening news will be released.

After dinner in the evening, Ban Rouzhen seldom stayed in front of the TV. Ban's mother was a little strange, and sat there after washing the dishes and drying her hands, "Don't you usually go out to play with your friends? Why are you still watching TV today? Homework assigned by the teacher?"

Ban Rouzhen didn't even turn her head, "A reporter interviewed Xiao Jiu today and said it would be broadcast on the evening news." Of course, it was a local TV station in City C.

Mom: "Really? Then I have to see it too."

Dad Ben sat down after hearing this, "This is the first member of our family to appear on a TV station."

I didn't see Misman's figure until the previous serious news was over. The first impact was the scene of Ban Rouzhen and Misman confronting each other on the side of the road. The voice of the TV host was still there, "Recently, some citizens watched At such an interesting scene, the kitten and its owner quarreled in the street, attracting many crowds to watch. Finally, the reporter got to know it deeply and found that it was an unusual cat..."

Ban's mother turned to look at Ban Rouzhen, "Did you skip class that day?" She heard the host say that she found the time.

After hearing this, Ban Rouzhen coughed a few times, "I didn't run away." Seeing that Ban's mother was still questioning, she quickly said, "Otherwise, the teacher would have invited you to drink tea a long time ago, and now let you watch the news to find out?"

Ban Ma: "...it seems to make sense."

Dad: "Is this something to be happy about?!"

Ban's mother glanced at him, "Why are you yelling so unhappy? Are you a woman who yells like this?! You still want me to coax you?"

Mi Siman covered her ears with her paws, and left immediately with Ban Rouzhen after watching the news. After closing the bedroom door, one person and one cat breathed a sigh of relief. Ban Rouzhen thought for a while and said: " I didn't expect that reporter to write a report like this, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be interviewed!"

Mi Siman jumped onto the bed and stared at Ban Rouzhen suspiciously: "Meow." Really?

Ban Rouzhen suddenly laughed, like an elf in winter, playful and cute, her curled eyelashes flickering, she sweetly said: "Of course it's fake!"

Mi Siman snorted, "Meow." I knew it.

The next day, Ban's father and Ban's mother came back from get off work. As soon as Ban's father came in, he stared at Ban Rouzhen and sighed. Finally, he lost his temper in the living room, caught Ban Rouzhen and said, "It's all your fault! Now the whole district Everyone knows that I have a cat son-in-law!!"

Ban's mother immediately turned on the nurse mode, holding a spatula in one hand, "What are you yelling about? Do you want everyone to know that you are losing your temper?"

After a while of silence, Ban's father's chest heaved greatly, and then he heard Ban Rouzhen whispering, "It should be the cat's daughter-in-law."

Dad Ben immediately exploded, "How dare you say it! How dare you say it!! I'm going to work, do you know what my colleagues say about you?!"

Ban Ma was also angry, "Are you finished?! Everyone knows it's a joke, but you are the only one who is so serious, is there something wrong with you?!"

Misman: "Meow." I think there is indeed something wrong.

Dad Ben immediately raised his finger to Misman, "You still have the nerve to speak out! The source of everything is you!"

Misman: ...?Can you lie down like this?

In the end, Dad was so angry that he couldn't eat, and the mother who went to work at the dinner table kept comforting Ban Rouzhen and Mi Siman, "Your father is like this, he loves people seriously, and loves to lose his temper. He really treats himself as a baby at home. Who eats and eats?" Just ignore him!"

Ban Rouzhen let out a "huh" with an aggrieved expression on her face, "It was he who said I was responsible for Xiao Jiu at the beginning, and he is also the one who lost his temper now."

Ban's mother paused while holding the food, and suddenly remembered that she was among the people who asked Ban Rouzhen to be responsible, so she silently shut up, and followed Ban Rouzhen's words: "Yes, your father has a lot of problems."

She picked up fish meat with chopsticks for Mi Siman again, "Come on, Xiao Jiu likes fish meat the most, this is what mom picked for you."

After finishing speaking, she covered her mouth and laughed again, "Hahaha, please don't wrong our son-in-law."

Misman: ...

Ban Rouzhen added next to her, "Mom, it's the daughter-in-law, not the son-in-law."

Misman: Is there a difference?Is there a difference? !