Actually I'm a cat gl

After the winter vacation, when Ban Rouzhen went to school again, she seemed to be a "celebrity". Sometimes she was in physical education class, and suddenly a senior sister came to her and asked, "Is your husband a cat?"

Before she could answer, the senior sister laughed out loud, and then Ban Rouzhen said very seriously: "My wife is a cat."

Then the senior sister laughed even more wildly.

The students in the class have a different attitude towards Ban Rouzhen. Only a few people came over and whispered to Ban Rouzhen: "No wonder you always carry it and don't let everyone touch it." This little girl obviously It reminded me of Zhou Qi.

Ban Rouzhen smiled slightly, "Thank you for your support."

Mi Siman lay in her arms and was pinched, and raised his head lazily, "Meow." Kneel down.

Ban Rouzhen understood what she meant and didn't make a sound. She didn't say until the other party walked away, "Xiao Jiu, how can you treat yourself as the queen mother?"

"Meow meow." She couldn't understand anyway.

Ban Rouzhen: "If you are the queen mother, who am I? The former emperor?"

Misman: ...

She endured it, but still couldn't, "Meow!!" It's the Supreme Emperor! !

Ban Rouzhen: "Yes, I'm not dead yet."

Misman: ...

Ban Rouzhen: "So Xiao Jiu admits that we are husband and wife?"

Misman gave her a paw, this beast!Not even the cats are spared!

In the evening, after dinner, Ban Rouzhen went back to her room to light up the lights and fight at night. After finishing her homework, she went to do the question bank she had bought. It was like a desperate Saburo.Ban's mother came in by delivering food to check the truth a few times, and found that Ban Rouzhen was really doing homework, so she hurried out so she didn't dare to disturb Ban Rouzhen.

Mom of the class: "Rou Zhen is actually doing homework!" Zhi Enru is on the sixth floor, and sometimes encounters her, so she knows more or less about her daughter's situation.

"Is it fake?" Ban's father looked suspicious, he also went to take a sneak peek, and came back and said to Ban's mother: "Isn't it because of an evil spirit?"

Ban Ma: "Is there something wrong with you again?" Then she said: "Maybe it's because you have a daughter-in-law and you suddenly work hard."

So Ben Dad exploded.

Mi Siman was lying on Ban Rouzhen's desk, staring at Ban Rouzhen all the time. The other party's expression was very serious, and his mouth pouted as he wrote his homework. His lips were moist and shiny, an attractive pink color, as if saying : Why don't you come to kiss me?

"Why does Xiao Jiu keep looking at me?" Ban Rouzhen couldn't hold back, and whispered, she touched her cheek, "I don't know why, my heart beats faster when Xiao Jiu keeps looking at me."

His face was hot.

I don't care about homework anymore.

Always want to do something.

"So Xiao Jiu, don't keep looking at me." Ban Rouzhen said with a serious face. She held Misman's head in her hands and turned it in a different direction, otherwise Misman would look at her.As soon as she let go of her hand, Mi Siman stared at her again. Ban Rouzhen pursed her lips and whispered, "Xiao Jiu, give me a kiss. I think I must be sealed and I need a kiss from Xiao Jiu." Only then can the curse be broken."

Mi Siman stood up and left with a constipated face, but Ban Rouzhen grabbed the back of her neck and kissed her forcibly. Ban Rouzhen said, "It seems to be really useful."

Misman: "Meow meow." So you have to kiss regardless of my wishes, right?Then why are you asking me like this!

Ban Rouzhen: "I'm asking for your permission. If you don't want it, it means I take it by surprise. If you want it, it means we are in love with each other."

Misman: ... Ha ha.

Ban Rouzhen complained, "Talking to you, I didn't even do my homework."

Misman: ... Does this also make her blame?

Misman sat a little far away from Ban Rouzhen, lest the servants of the class poured water on her again. After a while, Ban Rouzhen sighed and stared at Misman sadly, "I don't seem to be in the mood to do my homework." .”

Mi Siman gave her a sideways look, and Ban Rouzhen said, "I think it's all because I like Xiao Jiu so much."

Misman: ...If you have any other blame, just throw it away.

In the end, Ban Rouzhen complained while doing her homework. She didn't finish writing the content she stipulated until after ten o'clock in the evening. She stretched her waist, hugged the sleeping Misman carefully, and got involved in the whole thing together. into the bed next to it.

When she got up in the morning, she would lure Mi Siman with the small dried fish fried by Ban Ma.After Misman turned into a cat, she really liked to eat fish. The smell of fish became the unique smell of fish in her nose. Anyway, she was wrapped up so tightly by Ban Rouzhen, so she could sleep well on the way to school. So I usually go with it.

And if Ban Rouzhen didn't know anything, Mi Siman could explain it to her.

On Children's Day, the school organized activities to celebrate it. In the first grade, the whole school was organized to go to the movies. Misman even forgot what she was watching. At that time, she fell asleep watching the movie. Later, the school They also asked everyone to write a review, and Yu Zilin made a lot of complaints.

In the second grade this time, the school leaders asked each class to produce at least one program.Primary school students at this time are still relatively shy. When asked about some activities, they obviously want to participate in their hearts, but seeing no one around them, they feel embarrassed to stand up.I was deeply afraid that after I stood up, someone would ridicule me for being pushy.

Yu Zilin received a task from Zhi Enru - to determine how many people in the class are willing to participate, and she even coaxed and dragged them to write down the names of all the people in the whole class, and then recruited others. Everyone saw someone Once you sign up, follow along.

In the end, Zhi Enru asked them what they wanted to perform, and one of them couldn't help but said, "Let's do a play!" She was taken by her parents to watch a sketch a few days ago, but somehow she came up with a play.

Zhi Enru's eyes lit up, "Good idea, we can act out fairy tales!" Most importantly, she can make some beautiful clothes to dress up this group of elementary school students. Come and join."

Misman: Too late to refuse...

The staff was fixed, and the script was given by Zhi Enru. It was a relatively old-fashioned plot. The prince overcame all obstacles, defeated the monster, and woke up the sleeping princess with a kiss.

Because of the large number of people, except for the main actors, most of them can only be used as background boards. Teacher Zhi Enru mobilized the whole class to make a set of costumes for the background board. Ban Rouzhen doesn’t like to move and wants to be a tree Come on, seeing that Misman was assigned as a "lion" later, he changed his words and said that he wanted to be the owner of the lion.

Anyway, the owner of the lion has not been decided yet, and besides, the owner of the "lion" in front of him was originally Ban Rouzhen, so no one argued with Ban Rouzhen.

In order to produce an ingenious program, everyone naturally added some different experiences in the process of the prince's surmounting obstacles. For example, he made friends with a beast tamer who tamed a lion. When they got stuck in a swamp, they met an elf prince lost in the forest. , in order to repay the elf prince, they must first send the prince back.

There are still a few more plots in the back, anyway, it is to arrange as many people as possible, and then convey justice, love and bravery to the audience, and finally embrace the beauty. This beauty is played by Shang Ran. became a prince.

Everyone reported their measurements to Yu Zilin. Although the production of costumes was done by everyone, in fact most of them still depended on Teacher Zhi.

Because it was the first time to participate in a drama, Misman was very active, contrary to the unwillingness of being forced to join before.After the meal, she yelled for Ban Rouzhen to call the others out, and they ran to the sixth floor together, knocked on the door of Qi Enru's room, expressing with excitement that she wanted to help Teacher Zhi make clothes together.

In the end, under Cai Keyu's livid face, they entered smoothly.

Teacher Zhi Enru's face was red and her lips were slightly swollen. A group of old drivers looked like "it seems that we disturbed you two."

"I'm not very familiar with the plot, so..." Yu Zilin sat on the sofa and said with a serious face: "You can help Teacher Zhi do it, and I, Monk Ran, will rehearse it."

The rest of the people had "you're kidding me" expressions on their faces. The only scene where Yu Zilin and Shang Ran are in the same frame is the last kiss scene, okay? !

Ban Rouzhen calmly said: "In this case, I'll rehearse with my 'lion'."

Misman raised his chin: "Meow."

Cai Keyu's face was dark, Teacher Zhi didn't stop her, but the other party said coldly, "Go out and play if you don't help."

Misman is a cat and can't do much, so she arranged a job for herself - a supervisor, as long as anyone is lazy, she will slap it with her paw. Originally, she needs to do the work in the middle of the night, but she can do it in two or three hours It's over.

When she finally went back, Ban Rouzhen hadn't even finished her homework.Mi Siman felt a little guilty, but Ban Rouzhen didn't say anything, she found out the homework and had to write it, and then continued to write the extra homework she assigned.

Mi Siman glanced at the clock next to her, walked over silently, and lay down on the homework book in a large font, flicking her tail, Ban Rouzhen muttered: "The cat trick is useless to me."

Misman: ...

"Unless you lick your own ass." Ban Rouzhen said tactfully.

Misman: ...?Did she get it wrong?

"Speaking of which, it seems like I've never seen Xiao Jiu lick his ass before." Ban Rouzhen said.

In the past, when Mi Siman just arrived at this house, she wouldn't lick her ass after defecation, and waited for others to rub it for her.She had just been bought back by the Ban family, and the Ban family didn't know about it, so she would purposely urinate in front of the Ban family, and then sit on the hands or body of the Ban family, and then Ban's parents would scold her While washing his hands, he wiped her ass with disgust.

As for Ban Rouzhen...Ban Rouzhen didn't understand anything at that time, after Mi Siman jumped up, she would take the initiative to hug Mi Siman, and then under Ban's mother's yelling, Mi Siman was carried away .

When Misman was snatched from her arms, Ban Rouzhen would always feel a little scared, and then she didn't know what was going on, so she learned to take the initiative to wipe Misman's ass fart.

Misman's body froze for a second. Now that she is delicate and soft, it's not that she didn't bend over to sniff her butt, it's just... after all, it's a place for excretion. Could it be fragrant?

"Come on, choose between your little ass and my mouth." Ban Rouzhen proposed appropriately.

Mi Siman: So the servants in the class have laid the groundwork for a long time just for a kiss? ?She really couldn't read the servant's thoughts.

In the end, Misman's meat pad covered Ban Rouzhen's lips, and the cat and the cat tucked into the bed and fell asleep.

Children's Day is naturally a children's festival, but on this day, many adults will come over and stand around the school gate, and some even climb up the iron gate.There are sketches and poems in the previous program. Anyway, in the eyes of elementary school students, it is much more fun than class.

Early in the morning, the stools and tables in the classroom were pushed to the back of the classroom. A group of people were changing clothes. Teacher Zhi put on makeup for several main actors, their faces were painted red, and the little beauty Shang Ran was taken care of. The princess clothes they wore were not too beautiful, and Cai Keyu stood aside and took many photos of them.

A group of people are still struggling to change their clothes, and Ban Rouzhen has already changed here. Because Ban Jiu is relatively petite, he wears the kind of clothes with automatic floating fur. The color of the fur is dyed brown. It is a big lump against the ground, showing a strange beauty.

Ban Rouzhen is wearing a simple knight outfit. Because of her young age and immature body, and the close-fitting clothing, she can clearly show her flat figure, which makes her feel heroic.

Cai Keyu had been taking pictures of Zhi Enru, but when she saw Ban Rouzhen sitting on the window sill and Mi Siman in her arms, she felt unexpectedly beautiful, so she turned around and gave Ban Rouzhen and Mi Siman Man took a lot of photos, and even asked the two of them to change positions, and was even asked to kiss.

Misman: =Dish=!

Ban Rouzhen looked shy, closed her eyes, and kissed Misman. When her lips were only [-]mm away from Misman, Cai Keyu suddenly shouted: "Okay, stop, it's okay, change your position."

Ban Rouzhen opened her eyes and gave Cai Keyu a disdainful look, kissed Mi Siman without hesitation, and then said, "What more poses do you want?"

Cai Keyu curled her lips, "You don't spare even a single kiss, it shows how unsatisfied your sex life is—" She realized what she said in front of the elementary school students at the end, and quickly shut up.

Misman: This is simply a beast!

Ban Rouzhen said calmly: "We have to kiss every morning and night. Since you said so, we will also kiss during lunch break."

Misman & Cai Keyu: ...

As if to vent her anger, Ban Rouzhen grabbed Mi Siman and kissed her hard a few more times.

Cai Keyu: ...

The school is quite humane. Classes are supposed to be held in the morning, but considering that everyone has to change their clothes, it is actually not that strict whether they attend classes in the morning.Naturally, lunch is eaten at school.When the first bell rings in the afternoon, everyone can lift the stools out.

Arranged according to the class, the younger ones sit in the front, and there are some leaders in the front, although few leaders will really sit under the sun.

When it was Ban Rouzhen's class in the afternoon, the sun was almost drying out her makeup.The order of the programs is completely arranged according to the degree of interest of the programs, the more interesting the more the later.Because they used to be skits, singing and dancing, and dramas were rare, so their class was assigned to the penultimate program.

When the host announced the curtain, the "background board" came up first and stood up. There were four trees, a "mountain" and a few animals. I haven't seen it much, and I think it's very interesting. No one deserted for a while, even some teachers came to watch, and many people took out their cameras to take pictures.

When the protagonist Prince Yu Zilin came out, many girls screamed without seeing their faces clearly. It was also Yu Zilin who was dressed too much like a prince, and didn't have flushed faces like everyone else.

Standing on the stage, she recited a line first, "Ah, dear princess, you must wait for me to save you!" This was her emotion after hearing the bard tell about Sleeping Beauty.

The following is the experience that Zhi Enru convened the students to brainstorm and make up. When seeing Ban Rouzhen on stage, no one actually recognized her. While booing, a sharp female voice could even be heard shouting: "Isn't this just Ban Rouzhen and her wife!"

Hearing someone yelling this, the scene became even more heated. Some students even sneaked to the front to have a look. After finding out that it was Ban Rouzhen and her cat, they hurried back to their class to tell the others that it was true.

Seeing the enthusiastic audience, Misman's self-confidence swelled: Ah, they must have been shocked by my majestic physique!They have surrendered to my heroic figure! !

So, she yelled at the microphone that Ban Rouzhen held up in front of her, "Meow!!"

Audience: Hahahaha

Misman: ...

Ban Rouzhen glanced at her, raised her hand to rub her head, and whispered: "Actually, there is no need to learn how to bark like a lion. No one has ever heard of it."

Misman: I don't know why, but it seems even more sad.

In the end, the drama naturally came to a perfect conclusion. When they saw Yu Zilin really lowered her head to kiss Shang Ran, the atmosphere reached a peak—they thought Yu Zilin was a man.

Misman rushed to Ban Rouzhen and concluded: "Meow, meow." Therefore, single dogs are always the most excited when they see such things.

Ban Rouzhen gave her a strange look, "How do you know you are single... well, single dog, not someone with a partner?"

Mi Siman snorted, and said after a long time: "...Meow meow!" Because I've only been single, how do I know what it's like to be in a relationship? !

Ban Rouzhen was still thinking, did she hear it wrong?Why a dog and not a cat?

Ban Rouzhen remained silent for a long time, and Mi Siman was a little uneasy. Could it be that her tone was too harsh just now?She patted Ban Rouzhen with her paw, "Meow?" What's wrong with you?

Ban Rouzhen looked at her and said solemnly: "But you are in a relationship with me, how could you not know how the person in love is feeling?"

Misman: ...I can't refute it.Obviously she was forced to fall in love!

After the show was over, every student would distribute some snacks, and Ban Rouzhen's snacks were handed over to Mi Siman.

After a few days, the processed photos can be given to the people in the building.One person and one cat leaned together in front of the table, flipping through them one by one, because Cai Keyu took several photos of them at that time, and the other party also used PS to post-process them, and even a few photos were very interesting.

Later, Ban's mother went to ask Cai Keyu for film, and enlarged the photos. One was placed in the living room, and the other was placed in Ban Rouzhen's room. It's interesting, and I know to put a wedding photo for them in the room."

Ban's mother couldn't stand his princess disease, so she replied: "Yes, I have to make a nest for them one day, so that the baby will not have a place to sleep after birth!"

Ban Rouzhen added: "If you want to do it, make it bigger."

Ben's dad was furious.

After the final exam in June, Ban Rouzhen brought Mi Siman to school again, and she whispered to Mi Siman: "After the exam, if I encounter a question that I don't know, just tell me the answer, you know In this way, we can go to play together." This summer, her parents promised her that if she got double hundred points in the test, she would take her to play.It just so happened that at this time, she found that Misman was very smart, and he could do almost her homework.

Misman: "Meow."

During the exam, Ban Rouzhen pinched Misman, and Misman stretched out her head to look, and found that the other party was stuck on a question with four options for the answer. She closed her eyes and counted in her heart.Ban Rouzhen urged in a low voice: "Which one to choose?"

Misman opened his eyes and looked again, avoiding the correct answer: "Meow." Choose b.

Ban Rouzhen was very happy and kissed her.Then he shared the answer with the front seat with confidence.

A few days before the holiday.

When Ban Rouzhen got the paper, she couldn't believe it, she turned her head to look at Mi Siman, the shocked expression on her face finally faded, she didn't say a word of reproach, she thought to herself: So Xiao Jiu is as stupid as her.

Mi Siman peeked at it several times, and said to herself: Actually, the class servant is not bad, and he won't take anger or anything.

When it came to the summer vacation, there was naturally nothing to play, and Ban Rouzhen didn't feel angry, and cheating was just a flash of inspiration, and there was no real hope.And Ban Jiu is still her wife, she is also reluctant to do anything to Ban Jiu.

August 8th is Ban Rouzhen's birthday, and the whole family is going to take Ban Rouzhen to the vicinity of City C to play in the water. After the neighbors in the building know about it, they will go with them, so everyone went to City G together, where the scenery is beautiful, There are also many delicacies.There is an ancient street behind the mountain, and it is also planned to be developed into a scenic spot, so there is a section of the road that is under construction when you go out.

Misman was put in a cat bag and carried on the chest by Ban Rouzhen. The other party held a bunch of spicy tofu in his hand. He ate one and gave another to Misman. Ban's father was next to him with his hands behind his back. With a snort, he stopped looking at the two of them.

Ban's mother grabbed him, "Is it over?"

Xia Haiyang also answered from the side, "So Uncle Ben is a princess sick?"

Ban Rouzhen who was invisibly sold: ...

The culprit, Misman: ...