In order to survive, I do many jobs

I have a fever, and now I can cook eggs with my body temperature.

For details, please refer to the news about frying eggs with a front cover in summer, it's the same.

Don't believe it, I'm eating boiled eggs right now, every bite is crunchy.

just kidding.It was Mr. Dazai who boiled the eggs for me. With his poor cooking skills, I believe this is his pinnacle.

The black mud spirit actually has a shining moment about loving his subordinates, I can't help but suspect that he has some conspiracy.

The term "sudden kindness" does not apply to Osamu Dazai.

After being in a strange coma late at night in an alley, when I woke up, I had already returned to my soft big bed. Mr. Dazai was sitting on the bay window and reading his beloved "Complete Self-Shark Handbook" leisurely. I don't know how he got me in.

Because I didn't bring the key, or rather, I don't have a key at all.

After my parents passed away, I quickly cleaned up all traces of the house and destroyed all clues that could show that they were undercover agents, because I was not sure if Hong Kong gangsters would search my house on a whim.

How resourceful I am to plan ahead!Look, this black mud spirit broke into my home as expected, and with his IQ, he probably checked me out every minute.

My Tong and I breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, we are usually prepared, so don't panic if you are in danger.

Back to the question of how Dazai entered the door.

With the help of the system, I installed a very hard-to-open variable lock for my home. There is no key, and I usually enter the door by picking the lock.

And this weird lock will change the structure of the lock cylinder irregularly after being picked once. When I open the door again, I need to use a different method to pick it again.

Veteran lockpickers can't do anything about it, only a young lockpicking genius like me can control it.

But Osamu Dazai came in...

"Tong, is he also a lockpicking ghost? I have met my opponent, and I have met my opponent!" I looked serious.

Osamu Dazai is indeed an unfathomable man.

"Gu~" My stomach interrupted my contemplation.

Woohoo, I'm so hungry, the two eggs are all the food in the house, I am very grateful to Mr. Dazai for his conscience and not letting me eat them raw, but it is absolutely impossible to expect him to go to the convenience store to buy me an oden or something.

Who can make Osamu Dazai run errands? I'm afraid I will die.

"He ran out in the middle of the night with a fever, Qianye-chan is really disobedient." Osamu Dazai closed the book, jumped out of the bay window, and reached out to touch my forehead.

"It's not hot anymore." He withdrew his hand and said lightly, "Your sick leave will be counted in the morning, and you still have to work in the afternoon."

Devil, won't you give me a day off!It's because I ate your supper that I have a stomachache and a fever!

I dared not speak out, but bit the corner of my quilt and nodded.

I will work hard, please don't deduct my salary and full attendance.

"Ah, here's another one." Mr. Dazai took out two pineapple buns that were crushed, and threw them to me, "Eat it."

food!My eyes lit up and I quickly forgave his crumbs.

[Cub,] The father of the system suddenly said, [What, do you think there is something wrong with Osamu Dazai's attitude towards you? 】

Is he that considerate?

"He's domesticating me, a classic case of candy and whip." I took a bite of the pineapple bun and said soberly.

Different people use different methods to deal with violent, reprimanded, and swearing dogs like Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who is hard-headed and unruly. Type, Huairou, beat, warn, slap a sweet date.

Rhythm Master Osamu Dazai.

"What's wrong, my life is much more comfortable than Akutagawa's." I ate without raising my head, and my burning stomach gradually eased, "Let him think so."

No matter how obedient I am, it's a dream to want my loyalty.

[Schrödinger's Two or Five Boys], you can tell from my ability name that I am a born double-faced.

The "loyalty" that I can give to you, I can also give to others.

Mr. Dazai raised his head to watch me eat, as if thinking of something, he said with great interest:

"Hey, did you make the lock in Qianyechan's house by yourself? It's so interesting! Please teach me too."

Damn, he really came in by picking the lock, do I still have human rights!

"In that case, it's a family heirloom." I said nonsense without changing my expression, "I don't know where the key is. I have to pick the lock to get in every day. It's a pity."

Heh, the me in front of you is also a ghost picker, are you afraid?

"To be honest, I haven't encountered such an interesting lock for a long time. Would you like to compete with Qianye-chan?" Mr. Dazai challenged me.

Will I promise him?I am still a patient!Patients always have the right to say no willfully!

Seeing me try to find an excuse to reject his whim, Mr. Dazai added:

"If Qianye wins, today's supper can be designated by you."

What?There is such a good thing?I want to eat the super expensive steak and foie gras at that five-star restaurant!Eat poor Dazai's wages!

"Okay, no problem, what shall we compare?" I gave in without hesitation.

"Pfft, that's why Qianye is so cute." Osamu Dazai cheerfully took out a long string of locks from his pocket.

?How could he fit so much in his pockets?Is it an extradimensional black hole?

"Come on, if Qianye-chan can open them all within 1 minute, you will win." Osamu Dazai shook the chains on his hands, and I counted them amidst the clattering sound, there are ten locks in total.

One in six seconds?

Who are you looking down on?You order this supper!

I sneered inwardly, it's time to show my stupid boss the real technology!

I took out a hairpin from my pocket, moved my fingers, cracked and snapped, sparks and lightning all the way, and my fingers danced with afterimages.

There was a series of clicks, and I let go, and the opened locks fell all over the bed.

I raised my head, showing a proud little expression.

Hmph, let's bow down to my grandpa's gorgeous beauty!

"Oh! That's amazing!" Mr. Dazai applauded me, "54 seconds!"

Eh?I have improved. The previous ten locks took 56 seconds.

As expected of me!Stand proud.

"Thousands of nights have won. So, do you want to come and see mine?" Osamu Dazai smiled and restored the locks one by one. "They are all newly bought locks. I have never opened them before."

A lock that has been picked once is completely different from a brand new one, and I naturally know the feel of it.

I nodded and waited for Mr. Dazai's performance with disdain in my heart.

Well, since you are my boss, I will sincerely praise you even at the scene of a car accident.

"Okay." Mr. Dazai's voice did not fluctuate.

? ? ?what happened?In that split second!

I widened my eyes and made a cry.

Damn, Osamu Dazai is not human!

"43 seconds..." My soul went out of my body.

Is this the realm of the gods... I lost completely.

I suddenly sat up from the bed, bowed to the seat, and said loudly: "Mr. Dazai, please accept me as an apprentice!"

Wang Cheng, Yokohama Unlock, don’t lie to me, I’m still too immature, and I’m still far from the pinnacle of the lockpicking world!Can't be so relaxed!I want to be stronger!

I dug out the disposable paper cups at home, boiled a pot of boiling water, took out the tea leaves I had collected for many years, and respectfully offered three cups of tea to Mr. Dazai.

From today onwards, I am Dazai's disciple, and I swear that I will learn all the techniques of the master's school and live up to the teacher's pure teaching.

[My cub was finally domesticated by a hot man...] The old father was very sad.

"When I finish my studies, I will betray my teacher." I comforted my leader.

Hee hee hee I'm super bad, good kids don't learn from me.

After the fever subsided, I followed Mr. Dazai back to the Hong Kong and Hei office building. It was obviously my sick leave, and my insidious boss also took half a day off.

"I lied to you, I didn't ask for leave. I just found a reason for the mission."

Osamu Dazai, this man doesn't have a half-truth in his mouth.

wait, no leave...

ah!My perfect attendance award has been saved!Long live Mr. Dazai!

I danced with ecstasy.

"Mr. Dazai, is today's task still writing a report?" Seeing that Osamu Dazai is a rare man, I decided to reciprocate and pick up the paperwork that made me lose my hand.

"It doesn't matter if you write that kind of thing or not." Mr. Dazai said with a bored expression on his face.

You said it!You finally said it!I knew so many reports were you playing tricks on me on purpose!

"Okay, don't worry about these details." Mr. Dazai opened the drawer and threw his game console to me, "Hurry up, Qianye-chan help me play games."

Hey, it came out of nowhere.

You are really a salty fish at work, I turned on the game console while complaining in my heart.

If I can play games, I won't be stupid enough to write any reports~

I usually play galgame, but I am also very good at other fields.

As a top-notch galgame player myself, there is no female character that I can't conquer!

Mr. Dazai’s game console includes action fighting games, puzzle solving games, and parkour racing games. Among them, the puzzle solving games are all full of stars, which I admire very much.

Several of them are well-known mind-burning masterpieces, the ones that are hard to get a high score after watching the strategy.

As expected of Osamu Dazai, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle.

"Look at my system, he didn't clear this galgame!" I happily called my system to watch together.

[Then let's pass it off, Zai Zai! 】The system father said dotingly as always.

"I'm not welcome!" I clicked on the one that marked the blackened harem to galgame, gearing up.

Seeing that I first chose the masculine harem strategy game, which was completely unconventional, Mr. Dazai moved his furry head over and watched me operate the screen with bright eyes.

Hmph, let me show you how powerful the God of Galgame is!

[I woke up in the dark, not knowing where I was.I seem to have forgotten many memories, and trying to recall them gives me a splitting headache. 】

Amnesia at the beginning?I like!

【"Mr. X, are you awake?" The gentle girl with black hair sat beside the hospital bed and handed me a peeled apple. 】

Yamato Nadeko?Gentle person-wife?Well, I like it, it should be a character that can be captured, right?

"No, Qianye-chan." Osamu Dazai reminded me, "I was killed by this beautiful young lady during the first week."

What?This game is so wild?Shouldn't blackening be a prison-confinement play?Why did you move the knife?

It's just... too much for my appetite!I like!

"It must be because you are too good to be killed, come and see me." I didn't check for a while, and expressed my true thoughts.

Dazai Osamu was not angry, and tapped the game screen in a neutral manner, "Don't say it so early, Qianyechan will know it by trying it out."

Try it and die, you think I'm afraid?I thought unconvinced.

Unfortunately, Osamu Dazai really wasn't joking this time.

I, a super galgame player, overturned for the first time.

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Thousand Nights: Game Black Hole Osamu Dazai

Zai: Don’t blame me~