In order to survive, I do many jobs

Marriage proposal is not a one-man battle. I have to find two teammates to sacrifice to the sky before starting.

Yokohama, the base camp of worshiping mackerel teachings, I sat on the ponytail by the oven, and the charcoal-grilled mackerel was grilling on the stove, Margaret sat beside me with a straight face, looking at me Sprinkle the cumin and spices a little over the grilled fish.

"So, what are you looking for with me and Nathaniel today?" Margaret coughed twice, "Don't you have a lot of part-time jobs to do?"

"I'm thinking about something serious," I said thoughtfully, turning the fish over. "In all of Yokohama, you're the only couple I know besides Mr. Fitzgerald. .I think those of you who are misfits in a bunch of singles can be an inspiration to me."

"...What do you want to do?" Margaret asked vigilantly, she was already frightened by my unreasonable way of playing cards, and she was super vigilant as soon as I opened my mouth.

"I'm going to plan a marriage proposal." I took a bite of the charred mackerel without paying attention to Margaret's pale face, "Last night I pushed all the work to Ango Sir, squatted in the office and watched more than 500 marriage proposal videos."

"It's amazing." As expected of you, Margaret hesitated for a moment and asked, "What's your impression after watching it?"

"Old-fashioned, it's too old-fashioned." I knocked on the fence of the oven with a spear spear, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's full of third-rate romance stories and old-fashioned plots. The ending is without exception the bride crying and accepting the groom’s ring—please! Osamu Dazai crying and accepting the ring I gave him? Runaway comics don’t dare to draw like that.”

Although, I really want to see Osamu Dazai wearing a bridal veil, so I can have this.

"Because other people are men proposing to women?" Margaret wanted to rush up and shake my shoulders to shake the water out of my mind. "What are you thinking? Why should the woman propose first?"

"Your question is so strange, Margaret." I tilted my head and looked at her, "It's not a man's privilege to propose marriage. I like it so I fight for it. Who stipulates that girls must stand still and wait for each other stupidly?" Make a decision?"

"In the relationship between me and Osamu Dazai, the dominance has always been in my hands." I shook the small cube jewelry box in my hand to her, and smiled lazily, "He's a coward, obediently follow my choice. Just go the way."

"You even ordered the ring? So soon?" Margaret took the jewelry box in my hand suspiciously, "Don't tell me you planned it in advance."

"No, it was really an impromptu idea the day before yesterday." I rested my chin and looked at the gray-red flames in the furnace, "I just asked for the help of a supernatural being who can manipulate metal deformation."

"A temporary ring...?" Margaret held up two rings next to each other in the palm of her hand. The men's and women's rings were strictly customized, and the plain platinum rings were carved with vines and thorns. The intricate patterns are engraved with two initials and small sapphires embedded in a very dexterous way on the inside.

The names engraved together are surrounded by precious stones, like a sea of ​​stars surrounded by love.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" I said with a smile in my eyes, "It's a gem that I asked Mr. Guo Changlu to auction. love and eternity."

The symbiotic pattern of thorns and vines was drawn by me personally. In the darkest days, the vines and thorns on the wreckage are intertwined with each other, stretching towards the dawn.

"Suddenly I don't know what to say... Well, if he refuses, I will ask Nathaniel to knock Osamu Dazai unconscious and tie him back to your basement." Margaret said seriously, "I will prepare in advance Fire sticks and rope."

Me: ...No, this is obviously such a romantic thing, why did the style of painting turn to 18-Forbidden Literature?

"Tell me, what is your plan?" Margaret sat upright, "What things do we need to cooperate with?"

"Very well, let's get to the point." I admire her decisiveness very much, "First of all, don't let the detective agency notice."

It's not that I don't trust Mr. Kunikida and Ms. Atsukun Naomi and the others, it's that they can't hide anything on their faces. Osamu Dazai will notice something tricky just by looking at it, thus destroying my carefully planned plan.

A marriage proposal without a surprise is like a leek box without a leek!It doesn't make any sense at all!

"At this critical time in my life, no one can hinder my plan." I pulled my lips coldly. From now on, my enemies are everywhere in Yokohama, from members of the detective agency down to the owner of the coffee shop, look at me Concealed from the bottom of the sea, surrounded Wei and rescued Zhao, and went straight to Huanglong.

"Although I think the marriage proposal videos on the Internet are very old-fashioned, there are a few elements that are worth learning from." I put on the black-rimmed glasses specially provided by professionals, and tapped the blackboard with chalk, "Surprise comes from freshness, freshness The feeling comes from the unknown and unfamiliar, so I don't plan to propose in Yokohama."

This is an inevitable choice.I have too many acquaintances in Yokohama. If I go out with Dazai Osamu, I can meet at least one company of allies.They never give me an assist, they just say "Youth is so good" with a silly smile on their faces, and they poke out the pink bubbles I worked so hard to create one by one, destroying my girlish heart humanely.

"Three days later, Kunikida Doppo was surprised to find that this large chain restaurant launched a lottery to give gifts when he bought a bento. He randomly drew a lottery and got a free ticket for three days of multi-person travel. What's more, the number of free coupons is very large, enough for the members of the fully armed detective agency to go together, and there is one more."

"Yamada Hanabou, who was squatting at home, rejected the invitation of the Armed Detective Agency, which is very reasonable, because he cannot be separated from Yoshiko for a day, and Oda Sakunosuke, who needs to take care of the children, also declined the invitation. So Kunikida Doppo said to Osamu Dazai:' It's a rare opportunity, let's go with Ms. Anhe." Osamu Dazai has no reason to refuse."

"The tourist location is a small coastal town that no one knows. Yosano Akiko, who loves shopping, took Nakajima Atsuizumi Kyoka and Kunikida Doppo to the market with bags. Fukuzawa Yukichi found a niche art exhibition. He was very interested, and Tanizaki Junichiro, Tanizaki Naomi and Edogawa ran straight to the beach."

"Under the circumstances that everyone has something to do, it is reasonable enough for Dazai Zhi and An He Qianye to be alone. Dazai Zhi did not notice any problems."

"An and Qianye sent out an invitation to Dazai Zhi for a walk. There was a remote church on the path closest to them. Before Dazai Zhi and An He Qianye left the church, due to various coincidences, no tourists found this church. church."

I bit the tip of the pen and wrote and drew on the draft paper, and finally sorted out a final draft, and wrote the sorted text word by word on a blank piece of paper.

A gift from "I" in another world, a page of [Book].

The written words will come to reality, and as long as the logic is reasonable enough, the established ending will inevitably come true.

"Dear Hawthorne," I beckoned to him, "I remember you called yourself a pastor? No, no, no witnesses are not required for a marriage proposal. I need the layout of the church. You can bring a few younger brothers to give me this and that and that and that and that and that. Do it, understand?"

Hawthorne looked at the copper-plated trophy of "Yokohama's No. [-] Matchmaking Master" I made for him, and indifferently smashed the silver cross to the ground, which just landed ten millimeters before the tip of my shoe, and the gravel was scattered everywhere.

I know he's jealous that I'm proposing faster than he is, the man's weird compulsion has increased, I'll learn to understand him, but get me to work GOGOGO now!

Three days later, Kunikida Doppo took two tickets and handed them to Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa, "There is one more ticket, it's a rare opportunity, let's go with Ms. Anhe."

"Kunikida-kun is really lucky." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to draw two tickets, looked at them in the sunlight, "It's a small tourist spot, I thought it would be a good place like Las Vegas .”

"After all, it's a restaurant's event. If you have to pay so many people, you won't go to a very popular place." Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka got together to study the information on the ticket, and the white-haired boy was shopping happily. Write down the names of the necessities one by one on the list, and he will prepare for the trip with Jing Huajiang today.

Edogawa, who was sitting on a chair and eating dim sum, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose randomly. He felt that this incident was a bit of a coincidence, but the result of his reasoning told him that this incident had no effect on the detective agency. He took two bites of the delicious food. Bang, glanced lightly at Osamu Dazai, then silently looked away.

"Travel? Okay, I haven't used my annual leave this year." I lay on the suitcase and watched Osamu Dazai's top-notch tricks trying to stuff himself into the suitcase. "Speaking of which, I bought it for Mr. Dazai last time." You haven't worn the clothes once, have you? How about taking them over this time and letting me take pictures?"

"Okay." Osamu Dazai poked his head out of my suitcase, put his neck across the seam of the suitcase, and looked expectantly, "Hurry up! If Qianye closes the suitcase, will I succeed?" gone?"

"No, I will be arrested by Mr. Ango for murder." I ruthlessly pushed his obstructive head away, "I'm going to start packing, please get out of me mellowly and let me get you out mellowly." pick one of two."

"Hey, Qianye is so fierce. It really is because after eating it, he started to dislike other people's family." Osamu Dazai wiped his tears hypocritically, "Qianye was very fond of me in the past."

"There is a newly bought canned crab meat in the cabinet. I will count to three seconds and agree that you will give up its control. One, two..." I started counting without raising my eyes. Flying by, the world is so clean.

While I folded the ordered clothes and put them in the bottom of the suitcase without changing my expression, I looked at Osamu Dazai in the kitchen with his cheeks bulging while eating canned crab meat from the corner of his eye.

Well, the prey is hooked.

It took only one day to fly from Japan to the United States. After a satisfying sleep, Osamu Dazai was forced to wake up under the afternoon sun, and found that the person sleeping beside him had long since disappeared.

Lying on the bed and recovering for a while, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, took out his phone and glanced at it.99+ chat records were left in the group chat group of the detective agency. It can be summed up all the way that everyone has something to do, and he is the only one who is still staying in the hotel salted fish.

"It's too much, even Atsushi-kun doesn't know how to respect seniors." Osamu Dazai found me at a steak restaurant near the hotel. As soon as he opened the door and walked in, he pursed his mouth unhappily and lay down on the dark brown wooden table boringly. Circled, "Is Qianye going to the market? Or to the beach or an art exhibition?"

"Just take a walk around here." I thought for a while, "I brought my camera out, Mr. Dazai accompanied me to take pictures."

Dazai Osamu was wearing a pure white suit as promised, with pale gold dark patterns embroidered on the lining and left shoulder, and the suit pants fit his long legs straight without any wrinkles.

Thank you, little sewing expert Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, I used to think Osamu Dazai was the most suitable for black, it was you who opened the door to a new world for me, dear friend, I will always remember you.

The sea breeze blew the hem of the white gauze skirt, and I pinned a pink and white rose to my chest. The faint fragrance of the flower was blown away by the wind. Osamu Dazai reached out to catch a fallen petal, and gently held it on his lips.

The sky, the sea, the breeze, the petals and him.

I took my eyes away from the camera, stretched slowly, and made an OK gesture, "I'm tired, let's find a place to sit for a while."

Osamu Dazai did not suspect him, and we turned a few turns along the path until a small white church appeared in front of us.

It is really a very remote church, the door is open at will, only birds come and go, the floor is covered with a light layer of dust, only the beam of light from the dome is reflected on the horn of the archangel, dazzling .

"Very nice set," I picked up the camera, "I feel my artistic soul is burning, Mr. Dazai, please stand next to the angel and let me take a picture!"

"Didn't you say that you were tired just now?" Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly, walked indulgently to stand in the middle of the light beam, and the warmth sprinkled on his body was pure white and holy. The young and handsome man looked at me with a smile. ?"

"Hmm..." I rubbed my chin and shook my head slowly, "It's not very good, I'll show you."

"I'm so tired today, Qianye has to make up for me." Osamu Dazai watched me walking towards him step by step, lowered his head to straighten his cuffs, and complained softly, "Oh, what a troublesome dress..."

"Yes, I also find it very troublesome." I stood in front of him and looked up into Osamu Dazai's eyes, "It's very troublesome to make a plan, it's very troublesome to dismiss people who are in the way, and it's also very troublesome to send people over for the set in advance, I hate trouble more than anything, so let it all end now."

I knelt down on one knee under Osamu Dazai's suddenly widening eyes, and took out an open jewelry box. Two rings leaning together flashed in the sunlight, and every detail was clearly visible.

"Actually, I prepared a long speech, and Margaret was forced to listen to ten versions of the copy, and I was forced into a choice phobia," I shrugged, "but in the end I thought it was all nonsense. , I've already wasted a lot of time, and I don't want to spend any more time talking beautiful words."

"In the endless time, only the time with you has meaning. This handsome gentleman, are you willing to waste all the remaining time of your life with me? I have nothing to give you, except love and eternity."

I held Osamu Dazai's hand hanging by his side. The moment I touched him, I clearly noticed that his hand was trembling unconsciously. I took that slender hand as if I didn't notice it, and put it on my lips to kiss gently. kissed.

"Marry me, or marry me, whichever is fine." I smiled and rolled my eyes, "Ring, help me put it on?"

"Qianye..." Osamu Dazai's hand pressed against my lips was beaded with sweat, his voice was trembling in a hoarse voice, as if crying, "You don't know what a terrible person I am , you will definitely regret being with me, right? There are so many people who admire you..."

"But none of them are Osamu Dazai." I interrupted him, "I met you when I was 15 years old, and you taught me the rules of mafia survival word by word, and I have seen all your dark sides, all your picky eaters , capriciousness, and vexatiousness—I accept them, and all of you."

"Leave you to me, and everything else is fine." I squeezed his hand tightly, "Ring, I won't say it a third time."

Osamu Dazai stared at me for a long time, his iris-colored eyes were as bright as washing water, better than the color of the sky, filled with a whole fascinating world.He took the small female ring unsteadily, and put it on the middle finger of my palm.

"Wrong, it's the ring finger." I frowned, what are you doing, are you still quarreling with me after all this?

"Marriage proposal is the middle finger." Osamu Dazai pulled me up, lowered his head and kissed my knuckles carefully, he murmured, "I will buy the wedding ring, you must give me a chance to express myself, the limelight They were all snatched away by Qianye."

I took the men's ring and put it on for him, and at the same time teased him, "Huh? Who was the one who was about to run away just now?"

"Who is it? It's not me anyway, I like Qianye the most, how could I say such a thing." Osamu Dazai and I pretended to be dumb, holding my hand and refusing to let go.

"So, is the proposal planned by Qianye?" Osamu Dazai and I walked side by side on the coastline, "The travel award that Kunikida-kun drew, everyone in the detective agency left in unison, and the church here... It turns out that everyone colluded together to lie to me, it's too much."

"No, they don't know anything." I shook my fingers and put my hips on my hips triumphantly, "Mr. Ranpo may have noticed a little bit, but I promised to bribe him with coarse snacks afterwards, so he won't remind you."

"How did you do it? What is the way to drive everyone away?" Osamu Dazai was asking when he heard a commotion, and many tourists walked towards the chapel where they were staying before.

"Isn't there a deserted church?" he asked in surprise.

"Of course not. It is said that this church was built on a spring blessed by the God of Love. Although it is only a legend, it has always been very popular. It took a lot of effort to clear the place in advance and use dust to create the illusion of desertion." I spread my hands, "My little brother has been busy for a long time, and the preparation work is not as simple as Mr. Dazai saw."

"So you actually asked me out today with the confidence that you will win?" Osamu Dazai looked at his white suit and my white gauze skirt, and he understood clearly: Qianye arranged for him clearly.

"One hit kills is my style." I made a shooting gesture, and blew the "white smoke" from my fingertips smartly.

"I'm curious," I turned my head to the side, "If I listen to you and give up, will Mr. Dazai break up with me?"

"How could it be?" Dazai Osamu smiled, his extremely gentle smile, like a caress sticking to the skin, made me feel chilly for some reason, "I won't force Qianye."

Lock you up at most, and you will never see those so-called "friends" again. You can only have him from sight to breath.

I blinked and blinked, stretched out my hand and shook it in front of Osamu Dazai, and came back to my senses, kiss, your expression told me that I should kill you right now and send you to the police station to wash your brains.

"Qianye hasn't told me yet, how did you get everyone in the detective agency to follow your plan?" Osamu Dazai pretended not to see me with puzzled eyes and changed the subject.

"You guess?" I shook my arm. "If you can't guess, you can attribute everything to the omnipotence of the famous detective. Allow me to thank Mr. Dazai for his compliment in advance."

Inclusive of everyone's behavior, logic, and motivation, the event goes as smoothly as the storyline at the writer's fingertips, only the one who can accomplish this...

"Is it the [book]?" Osamu Dazai asked softly, "You got it... No, you saw the [book] in another world." It seems that there was nothing wrong with that trip to another world Bring it back.

"Yes." I admitted generously, "There is only one page, so it is only enough to arrange these contents."

"Using [book] to propose...isn't it too extravagant?" Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue, thinking about the Guild and Majin who fought for the [book], after hearing the news Fyodor was in the court None will rest in peace.

"Everyone who wants [book] is to realize their wishes. Unfortunately, I always think that it is meaningful to realize the wishes by myself. All props can only be used as auxiliary functions at most." I took out the book from my pocket and wrote A paper full of words, "All human efforts should be pinned on ourselves, so I only used [books] to create a space for solitude with enough atmosphere, instead of directly writing on it 'Osamu Dazai will definitely agree to Anhe Qianye's marriage proposal' , directly determine the ending."

"Of course, I think from the bottom of my heart that Mr. Dazai will not reject me," I showed a big smile, "As Mr. Dazai's favorite child, I have never been rejected before, and this time will be no exception."

"Yeah, Qianye is my favorite." Osamu Dazai didn't add the child as a suffix, he looked at the small piece of skin encircled on his finger, and slowly rubbed the cold ring.

Being caught, what a cunning hunter, let him voluntarily walk into the trap obediently.

"Qianye is really too bad." Osamu Dazai lowered his head and said inaudibly, "Isn't this..." Did he eat him to death?

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyelashes and looked carefully at the preparation process for my proposal. He was stunned for a while, then bent down and pointed to the last line, "What is this?"

"Well, this one? Because I still have time after finishing the plan, I added a line of small words." I unfolded the white paper, and held up the last line of bold words for Osamu Dazai to see.

[Wish the world peace. 】

"It's too general, and the [book] that needs the logic of the story as a support cannot respond to this wish, so it is just my expectation."

In the sun, I stand under the white clouds and the sea. The sound of waves beating the coast and the sound of white gulls flying through the air resonate with the pulse of the world, and vigorous vitality is bred in the breath of every human being.

"Living in the world I like with the person I like is the meaning of my hard work and survival." I put my hands behind my back and smiled at Osamu Dazai, "So I want to wish the world peace, and wish my beloved All is well."

On a new day, I will take my cat to a part-time job, take an instant trip, and talk about a once-in-a-lifetime love.

End of the book

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